The ban game, v09

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Coggeh! is banned because I'm still waiting on his stack of text. ;-]

Jubblies is banned for getting in the way.

[Jairus]

Corny is banned because it's time for my favorite Shakespeare quote. Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him... in America!

[VSMIT]

Jairus, get thee to a bannery!

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because As you from crimes would pardoned be, / Let your indulgence set me free.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because O, wonder! / How many goodly creatures are there here! / How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, / That has such people in't!

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I'm tired of doing Shakespeare.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because my common sense just prevented me from using a truly terrible joke.

And because he duels like a dairy farmer.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because Team Fortress 2 is insane-awesome.

[Jairus]

Pinktiny is banned because from what I've heard, Portal is better.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned because Portal will always be better than any other source engine game... Well, except for Half Life 4.

[Jairus]

Pinktiny is banned for speaking lies. There is no Half Life 4: I don't even play the games and I know that we're on Half-Life 2 Episode 2 Attack of the Clones.

[Slowtini]

Goggles is banned for ruling out the obvious explanation. Time Travel.

[Stygian]

Slowtini is banned, because time travel is the cheesiest, stupidest, lamest excuse for retcon and weird storylines there is, if the comic/film/book isn't purposefully centered around it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Stygian is banned for stealing the voices in my head.

[VSMIT]

llearch is banned for not having a head to have voices in.

[Angel]

VSMIt is banned for having grammar nazis in his head.

[Slowtini]

Black Angel is banned by the DBZ / Diary of Anne Frank Fanfiction Crossover.

-couldn't think of anything else involving nazis-

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned by the soup nazi.

[shadowterm]

VSMIT is banned when the soup nazi kills himself and his girlfriend (Or was killed by suicidal boyfriend.)

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Now playing: DOUG the Eagle - Got The Death?
via FoxyTunes

[Jairus]

shadowterm is banned because he wants to kill me! But he will not because that would be a form of suicide! (Jeff Dunham reference)

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because he reminded me of that comedian's name. Thanks.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because I love that guy! He's so freaking good! And hilarious to boot!

"What are you doing?"
"Speaking to José in his native tongue."
"We don't do that."
"Why not?"
"Well, it makes me feel, left out."
"Huh?!"
"Well, I don't speak Spanish."

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because
"We're in Santa Anna."
"No we aren't! We're in San-Na-Ta Ah-Na!"

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because we've got jokes for doctors, and lawyers, and even trash collectors but the "framing and drywalling guy..." not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned. Now who the hell is this John?

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because it was a Whose Line is it Anyway? reference.

[Pagan]

Jairus is banned because I feel better now.


Oh dear god... I should so use that.

[Jairus]

Pagan is banned because he has confused me.

[Cogidubnus]

Jairus is banned because it's too fuggin' early in the morning.