Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, you have to walk a mile in my wet, smelly, running shoes with the insoles taken out.

I wish to learn how to dance 

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you cannot ever find a partner which you can dance with.

I wish for a more leisurely pace.

[Lysander]

Granted, but the greatness of the leasure incites much slothfulness preventing you from doing anything but lounge around.

I wish for liberation.   

[Angel]

(This corruption courtesy of my younger brother)

Good job! You're liberated from reality! Have fun with Smiley the T-Rex and Hacky the chainsaw! Be sure to drink from the streams of pure LSD!

I wish for Marvel.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but we all know DC is better

I wish for more IQ points

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. They're not exactly useful, however, since they're negative.


I wish I had more sleep.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, someone buries you asleep and you never wake up.

I wish for more active posters.

(one poster thought i was good. curse these masses of negative points)

[Angel]

Granted. None of them can spell, all of them are idiots, and the board is infested with n00bs. Boo.

I wish you could watch shows and movies you'd never seen telepathically.

[Lisky]

Granted, but seeing as your brain hasn't been trained to interpret the signal, it just gives you a massive headache, and a feeling of deja vu when you see them in a more conventional format

I wish that summer and warm weather would get here sooner (knee deep snow is getting old, fast)

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The suddenly hot weather melts all the snow and flash flood destroy your home town.


I wish that annoying people stopped bothering me.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted. everyone is annoying at times and so nobody talks to you.

I wish for a bowl of chicken soup

[Darkdragon]

Granted, but its too salty.

I wish to be able to control technological devices.

[Lisky]

granted, you now know how to use a word processor, search the internet, and post in online forums...

i wish religious extremists would stop trying to push their religion on me, especially door to door style

[Lysander]

Granted, but they influenced all your friends who are now extremists, and as such they refuse to any longer associate with you.

I wish for spirituality.   

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but you didn't specify which religion and are now sacrificed to the chtulu (however it's spelled)

I wish for better spelling/grammar capabilities.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. You now know every nook of the Swahili spelling and grammar system. However, that does not help your English improve in any way whatsoever.

I wish typing on someone else's keyboard didn't feel so odd O.o

[Lysander]

Granted, but now you can't get enough of your unhealthy fixation on other people's keyboards.

I wish I could combine my two user bars into a single animation.   

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, but they overlap and are impossible to understand

I wish for an excuse to use this 

[Slowtini]

Granted. However you can only use it at the most inopportune times, like funerals of loved ones, war memorials, and cemetaries.

I STILL wish I could shapeshift. ITS THE BEST SUPERPOWER EVER.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

A telepath comes along and erases your brain, no matter what form you take.

I wish I could read minds.

[Lisky]

granted, but the only thought's you can pick up are the negative ones, regarding you

i wish for the ability to stop time, like hero from the show heroes... (real best super power ever)

[Slowtini]

Granted, but you forget how to start it up again.
It takes you six-thousand relative years to figure it out again.

Life moves on normally for everyone else, but they're quite curious as to who's been eating their food and using their toilet.

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I wish I had more cookies.

[Lisky]

granted, your computer now has more small internet programs meant to ease website reuse

i wish i had some vodka to go with this orange juice

[Angel]

Granted, but you said nothing about it being poison-free. Ever see that movie "The Last Supper"?

I wish I had some solid evidence that the 9/11 attacks were in no way caused by the American government.

[Stygian]

Granted; Further investigation reveals that they were caused by a plot on part of the the Chinese government. You are now at war.

I wish that I had time to pause in my studies for a few days during Christmas.

[Colgatecrusader]

Granted, you drop out of wherever you get education (high school, college, grad school, etc.) and don't have to worry about education anymore.

I wish i know if your username was conan inspired.

[Lysander]

Granted, but the creators of said show hunt you down for knowing the answer.

I wish for some scratched leather.   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

Being scratched, it is worth little, and you eventually toss it.


I wish I had a socially acceptable opening to sing the Patrick Swayze Christmas song.

[Colgatecrusader]

granted, as a failed audition into American idol which everyone mocks.

I wish for a puppy!

(conan is a series of books/comics/movies/cartoon not a show well they had a show but apparently it failed after the first season)

[Lysander]

Granted, but it refuses to eat anything that is not your foot.

I wish to gain wisdom.