Corrupt A Wish Revived

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The knowledge proves too much for your mind, which melts out of your eardrums.


That being said, I also wish to know what's the deal with llearch n'n'daCorna's avatar

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.



I wish I had a little more time today.

[Rakala]

Granted. The Earth is pushed away from the sun, causing another ice age.

I wish I had longer hair.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You're taken for a hippie.


I wish I didn't get motion sickness from First person perspective games.

[LionHeart]

Granted. You get it from everything else instead.

I wish this wish wasn't a cop-out.

[Eagle0600]

Granted. Your wish is now for a vat of acid, which you promptly fall into.

I wish I had a heart, courage and a brain.

[Rakala]

Granted. You are nothing but a heart, a pair of testes, and a brain all in a jar.

[Lysander]

Granted, but corrupted.

I wish for this with to not be corrupted.   

[Darkdragon]

Wish not granted.

I wish stuff usually work rather than not.

[Eagle0600]

Granted. All your enemies work out how to kill you.

P.S. You have to grant the wish. Then corrupt it.
P.P.S. The "uncorruptable wish" has been done before.

I wish I ha-STOP- It's hammer time!

[Jairus]

Granted. Hikari ni nare!!!!!

I wish something really nice would happen to the next poster.

[Kipiru]

Granted, I have a birthday and noone notices (HINT)

I wish I could see another world!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted, but you can't see this one. Good luck walking around without tripping over things, and ending up face-first in your birthday cake...



I wishy for a fishy in a dishy.

[Brunhidden]

Granted, you may have a rather frisky looking shark on a saucer. i was going to try and put it in one of those cans of peanut brittle that shoot snakes but who trusts peanut brittle from a tube?



I wish i could stop shedding on my keyboard

[Lysander]

Greanted, you no longer have fur to shed.

I wish for this message to explode.   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The explosion kills you and your family.



I wish I was more efficient.

[Eagle0600]

Granted, you more efficiently age and die.

I wish to wake up where the clouds are far behind meeeeee, where troubles melt like lemon drops, that's where, you'll fiiiind meeee...

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

The axe murderer finds you, looking to corrupt your perfect pastoral scene 


I wish my nose wasn't stuffed up.

[Lysander]

Granted, your nose is quite the opposite, running until and beyond blood pouring out.

I wish to be over the rainbow.   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. The catapult will fire you any minute now.


I wish I'd practiced more.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You practice to the point that you forget to eat, bathe, or sleep. Your friends find you dead in a gutter.


I wish the school I went to was more hygenic.

[Rakala]

Granted. You have to be de-contaminated every time you enter.

I wish I had a group to play Ironclaw with that didn't argue and get off track all the time.

[Dagardo]

Granted, they beat you to a pulp after they're done playing. At least they're not arguing and off track.

I wish I had a Fae length lifespan.

[Rakala]

Granted. Everyone you know and love dies around you.

I wish the Xtacles show would win the contest between it and Frisky Dingo.

[Eagle0600]

Granted, but Xtacles then ceases to exist.

I wish I knew what that was about.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You are now filled with pointless trivia about garbagy, late night cartoons.

I wish that Sealab 2021 was still on the air.

[Lysander]

Granted. It covers all channels at all times removing anything else decent on TV.

I wish to implode.   

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

You implode...... And die from the implosion.........


I wish my nose wasn't stuffy. Preferably involving a method where I still have my nose at the end of it

[Rakala]

Granted, however since you stated it simply as a "preference" your nose gets chopped off anyways.

I wish I had a mow.

[Corgatha Taldorthar]

It eats you out of your house. Literally.


I wish I could sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.