Corrupt A Wish Revived

Arcblade · January 29, 2009, 09:28:30 PM

The Inspiration Fairy visits you and dusts you with her magic. Sadly, it goes out of control and infects everyone on the forum, giving them the inspiration to create amazing works of art and literature. The forums become dead.

I wish for a 10 TB internal hard drive for my computer.

Tyranastrasz · January 29, 2009, 10:05:22 PM

Granted, but the "internal hard drive" is comprised entirely of 512 MB flash drives tied together, linked through a giant USB hub, and put in a plastic box that is attached to your computer with "WiseGuys Studios WYAAIFBT 5000 Internal Hard Drive" stenciled onto the box. Alas, having 20480 flash drives linked together takes up a very large amount of space, and you are unable to enter the room that your computer's in. After a while, you figure out that the "hard drive" is called the "Wow You Are An Idiot For Buying This 5000"

I wish for Character Logs for Parts I, II, IV, and V of Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky, as per the instructions provided by my English IV AP teacher.

Rakala · January 30, 2009, 10:57:09 AM

Granted, but they're all highly innacurate.

I wish I had the entire bestiary for Eternal Darkness.

GabrielsThoughts · January 30, 2009, 12:47:22 PM

granted, the data is highly innacurate.

I wish for one "million" dollars. in legitimate unmarked bills... and none of that counterfeit monopoly money either.

Mischa · January 30, 2009, 12:49:42 PM

You receive a bag full of authentic bills! ... Moments after you hear about how a massive stock market crash has resulted in the dollar becoming horribly devalued. That bag of one million dollars might be worth a few euros now...

I wish I was bouncier! ^__^

Lisky · January 30, 2009, 12:54:28 PM

granted, you are now a character in the DOA series...

i wish for a freshly made mug of hot chocolate right now... preferably with marshmallows

Lysander · January 30, 2009, 02:06:19 PM

Granted, but those marshmallows will forever be hard and crusty...

I wish for wings of your imagination.

Darkdragon · January 30, 2009, 02:29:50 PM

My wings of imagination is like /
A cagèd bird, unable to take flight /
Looking longingly at the clear blue sky /
Ever confined, but had tasted freedom.

I wish I could write better iambic pentameter.

Rakala · January 30, 2009, 03:14:02 PM

Granted, but now you have lost what little ability you had to rhyme.

I wish I was irrestibly attractive to humans.

Arcblade · January 30, 2009, 03:16:21 PM

Granted, they smother you to death while trying to take you for themselves.

I wish this marathon was over already. >_>

Rakala · January 30, 2009, 03:19:06 PM

Granted, but you can do nought but continue running.

I wish for peace and earth..... so that I could take over the world with a butter knife.

Arcblade · January 30, 2009, 04:16:16 PM

Wrong kind of marathon, dude.

Peace occurs on Earth. For a grand total of three seconds. Now if only you'd wished for incredible speed, too.

I wish I had another vanilla and peppermint steamer. Mmm....

Lisky · January 30, 2009, 08:51:46 PM

Granted... but it took soo long to get their that now it's cold...

I wish for this girl in my class to stop calling and leaving me exceedingly awkward messages

shadowterm · January 30, 2009, 09:22:35 PM

Granted, she now talks to you in person.

I wish for the apocalypse.

Darkdragon · January 30, 2009, 11:02:22 PM

Granted. How would you like it to be served? Going though fimbulwinter before Ragnarök? St. John's Revelations? A bloody jihad led by the western sun? Burn in a river of molten metal? Get chopped into pieces by Kalki? Whichever religion's destructive parallel of the apocalypse you choose, a different one would occur instead. Thus, corrupted.

PS: Invisible mow cookie to you for figuring which religion has which version.

I wish for less commotion so I can actually get some work done.

Arcblade · January 31, 2009, 03:12:25 AM

You go insane and get locked in a padded cell for the rest of your life. It's very, very quiet. Congratulations!

I wish the earth's core would cease being molten so all the plates would settle down.

Darkdragon · January 31, 2009, 04:12:05 AM

Granted. However, without the earth's molten core generating magnetic force due to the centrifugal motion of the planet and the electrical conductivity of the metals in the core, the magnetic field of Earth weakens and without this protective magnetic shielding, the planet natural defences against electromagnetic solar flares from the sun will diminish, causing all electronic devices to be rendered useless. Studies also suggest without Earth's magnetic field, the stronger solar flares from the sun can fry all life from the planet...

(I'm sure that's about right - I wasn't particularly paying attention in geology class a few years back)

I wish people don't judge other people by the other's music choice.

Arcblade · January 31, 2009, 04:17:14 AM

Granted, but nothing really changes. Humans find something equally ridiculous to judge people by and latch onto it.

@Darkdragon. Geez... that sucks. Maybe by then we'll have created our own magnetic shield...

I wish this movie was over.

Lisky · January 31, 2009, 08:37:38 AM

Granted... this movie is now over... unfortunately, the sequel has just started

I wish my dog wouldn't wake me up early in the morning, especially after getting in like 4 hours ago from long night of partying

Tyranastrasz · January 31, 2009, 09:52:14 AM

Granted, your dog doesn't wake you up early in the morning, and instead just goes to the bathroom all over your bedroom, rather than bugging you until you let it out.

I wish that I had some way of making my dogs stay downstairs without shock/vibrating collars (batteries die too often =/) or a physical wall of something they can't get past, but that no one else can get past, either.

Lisky · January 31, 2009, 10:51:25 AM

(first to tyra's response... he didn't need to go out, i let him out when i got in at 4am... it's that he decided he wanted to jump on my bed and try and snuggle.... which although cute, doesn't work so well when it's a 100 pound shepherd and i'm still under the effects of the alcohol consumed at the party)

Granted, you chain your dog to the floor, preventing it from coming up stairs

I wish i could get back to sleep

Tyranastrasz · January 31, 2009, 11:04:30 AM

Granted. *ch-chk BANG*

I wish people weren't prone to drama.

Lysander · January 31, 2009, 12:27:33 PM

Granted, now people are prone to apathy and no one ever speaks to anyone ever.

I wish for the spilled blood of my enemies.

Arcblade · January 31, 2009, 12:48:36 PM

You are bitten by a vampire and contract the same illness. You kill your enemies first, by draining their bodies of blood. Sadly, you're now your creator's personal slave. Enjoy!

I wish I would sleep for exactly 16 hours.

Kipiru · February 01, 2009, 04:27:16 AM

Granted! And while you are sleeping the sky rains money from a damaged federal plane and you missout on all the cash that drops on your street! Sleep well!

I wish I could turn into a dragon!

Tyranastrasz · February 01, 2009, 06:09:53 AM

Granted. You are slain by an ogre and a donkey in a horrible, copyright-infringing knockoff of a popular animated film that has a considerably worse ending, considering the dragon dies.

I wish I could fly. And not find the jet engines.

Kipiru · February 01, 2009, 09:19:47 AM

Granted, the jet engines find you instead!

I wish I had the powers of an angel!

Lysander · February 01, 2009, 10:38:59 AM

Granted, you can now steal anyone's soul you desire being aided with the power to kill them very efficiently.

I wish for cold nobility.

Lisky · February 01, 2009, 02:55:34 PM

Granted, you find a frozen king in your yard one day...right after the snow melts...

I wish i hadn't had soo much to drink last night

Tyranastrasz · February 01, 2009, 04:52:46 PM

Granted, you instead were set upon by a large group of drunks shortly after you arrived. They beat you to a pulp, and you hurt today more than you would've if you'd just drank a large amount of alcohol.

I wish there were better teams in the Super Bowl this year =/

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