The Mad God's Masque and Bellicose Ball (OCC) (Taking New Submissions)

[Azlan]

Hmm, just had a question. Not that I don't like Azlan's bronze golem, but where did it come from? There's nothing in Kiet's profile about it.

Much like Camiole, Jayce and Simon, the Golem... which has yet to announce its name, is the fourth retainer sent by Illura TiPaollo to assist her son.  They mostly exist as background and for creating interesting situations.  The golem itself is a magical and mechanical construct with a living soul bound to it as a control mechanism.  They have integrated weapons systems consisting of bladed weapons, hafted weapons and four barrel rotary bolter cannons.  Other than a few, a majority of them are just engines of war as an entire race of mythos... ironically their original designers were "rewarded" by Paollo by having their souls torn from their bodies and placed in their machines.  This race, the Tekka, are also responsible for Kiet's wonderful energy sword.  You have got to love ancient times, might makes right and anything goes in the pursuit of power.

[Cogidubnus]

Aw, llearch. You're almost making me feel bad, now.

It could be said that you're looking at it the wrong way, though. You're were only staying the one night anyway, so it's less that they're kicking you out and more that you're getting to check out before the 11:00 rush.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Oh, sure, they were leaving anyway.

But she was hoping to get some breakfast for Rover...


... perhaps before he puts his head into the kitchen window and asks for himself. *cough*

[Cogidubnus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomatic_immunity

For those interested.

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[Azlan]

I am well aware of the difficulties and statutes associated with legal enforcement and diplomatic immunity.  Most notably in automotive law and insurance law.   

Yes, but that is also governed by a different set of cultural and governmental values, not to mention a whole differing viewpoint based on a human mindset.  Not to say anything is not similar or far worse in a Furrae-like environment.

Additionally, no one is trying to escape responsibility for said violations, but it is not unreasonable to issue the complaint to the consulate and have an administrative proxy appear for court hearings, instead of the specific official themselves.

One last caveat, because this is a fantasy game, any golem in the service of a TiPaollo clan member is automatically granted the status as a Military Attaché somewhere between FS-6 and FS-3.




Important Edit:

Wie!  I did not realize it was Wednesday already. 

This post is to inform you all that I shall be away in jolly old England, London town specifically, between Dec 5th to 15th.  I will be bringing my laptop, but I may not have much time for posting. 

Cheers!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

What a coincidence, so will I.

Although I'll be internet accessible all the time, what with living here and all... ;-]

[e_voyager]

i'm story but i have to go for a while don't worry thought in the words of the movie actor  "i'll be back. "

[Cogidubnus]

Hmm. We seem to be hemorrhaging RP'ers.

You guys aren't supposed to be hemorrhaging for at least a few more pages now.

[Azlan]

Hmm. We seem to be hemorrhaging RP'ers.

You guys aren't supposed to be hemorrhaging for at least a few more pages now.

Kiet did get a nasty gash in his head, but... that was actually my fault...

[Cogidubnus]

I just realized that I forgot Rynkura and Gar, and I'll add to the post soon. Staying up until 3am is not helpful to coherent and complete posts.

[techmaster-glitch]

Underneath that, the second story seemed to be about a strange explosion in the middle of a field. Scorch marks on the ground, and nothing left but a giant hole in the snow.

Is this Karazkt's journey in the papers?

[Cogidubnus]

Underneath that, the second story seemed to be about a strange explosion in the middle of a field. Scorch marks on the ground, and nothing left but a giant hole in the snow.

Is this Karazkt's journey in the papers?

Alas, no. It's Kiet's adventures in the snow.

[techmaster-glitch]

...Awww.

[e_voyager]

alright i'm back i'll be trying to catch up fora day or so.

[Azlan]

I will be back into things soon.  A vacation means a mountain of work, with new projects thrown in... so I need to get stuff into order before I jump too far into RPs.

[Cogidubnus]

I'm actually waiting more on llearch, but I should have a post up tonight anyway. There be enough things a-happenin'.

[e_voyager]

i'm wating to see what happens now. i'm sure aten/atem will be a little edgy about meeting LL but he figures he needs to to find out more and yes he's become a little fond of cogi and mel

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I'm actually waiting more on llearch, but I should have a post up tonight anyway. There be enough things a-happenin'.

Sorry. I've been ill...

I hope to get time to consider a post tomorrow. I can haz plans, I just haz not health to make them shiny...

[Cogidubnus]

I'm actually waiting more on llearch, but I should have a post up tonight anyway. There be enough things a-happenin'.

Sorry. I've been ill...

I hope to get time to consider a post tomorrow. I can haz plans, I just haz not health to make them shiny...

Oh, I see. I'm sorry to hear it. Feel better soon!

[Cogidubnus]

I'm going to be leaving for the next few days, so the RP will be on Haitus until I get back. Merry Christmas to you all, and I look forward to seeing you again on Monday.

[Sunblink]

No problem, Coggeh. Have fun doing whatever it is you're going to do, and Merry Christmas.

[Cogidubnus]

I return! *clawhands*

I am also confused at Stygian's post. But postings from me shall be soon forthcoming.

[Azlan]

I return! *clawhands*

I am also confused at Stygian's post. But postings from me shall be soon forthcoming.

*pimp slap* Get to work!

[e_voyager]

I return! *clawhands*

I am also confused at Stygian's post. But postings from me shall be soon forthcoming.

*pimp slap* Get to work!

oh no he didn't! 

[Cogidubnus]

 

Have at you, sir! I am insulated with 600 pages of translated Russian text! Your pimp-slaps only serve to make me less intelligible!

*propels a Karamazov at you, who promptly borrows three thousand roubles and spends it all on liquor and women and then angsts about it*

[Azlan]

Lol, that's about $101.99 US... that's not much liquor or women.

[Cogidubnus]

I was perhaps unclear, but the badger actually wanted you to follow him, Spots. 

[SpottedKitty]

Oops. OK, I'll fix it tomorrow.

[Azlan]

I shall disregard that then.

[SpottedKitty]

Fixed. Managed to keep chunks of the old text, as well.