The ban game, v04

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is covered in bees. And banned by the Big Boss.

[Raffe]

Ren is banned by Ocelot

[Ren Gaulen]

Ocelot is banned by Mantis (warning, bad language on Mantis's side ). Deebs' is banned along with Ocelot.

[Raffe]

Mantis is banned by my foot, along with Ren
bugs are squishy

[Ren Gaulen]

Deebs' is banned by the Tyranids. In the grim darkness of the far future the bugs squish you!

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned by the Necrons. Their Tomb Ships fear no flying mouths. 

[Ren Gaulen]

The Necrons are banned by the brave warriors of Adeptus Astartes. Because hot blood and a heart burning with courage will always prevail in the end!! Meanwhile, Cog is banned by the Inquisition.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned by the beautiful space marine. May you find beauty in death, treacherous Xeno. *Ren is pelted by the heavy rose-petal bolter*

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned for breaking out the Pretty Marines. I counter them with the Angry Marines. "Always angry. All the time. "

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because surely the marines must smile sometimes.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because the Angry Marines do smile. But they smile angrily.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned because I did not anticipate this. If I could just find the 100 Baneblades I lost, this might be salvagable.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because he wants to hide inside the METAL BOXES.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned, because right now, he's inside a metal box. 

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned for great justice and greater good.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren is banned for blood. Blood for the Blood God!

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned because of WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned by the Land Raider with turn signals on.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned by a Land Speeder without any turn signals whatsoever. It seemed to by piloted by an Ork, too.

[Cogidubnus]

Ren Gaulen is banned by CONCORD for not using a turn signal. His landspeeder will now be blown up by the combined might of no fewer than 47 1400mm artillery cannons.

[Ren Gaulen]

Cog is banned for denying the boyz their WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

It makes the boyz sad.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for not paying the fines on his overdue library books.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for breaking the "WarHammer 40K" combo. Also, I don't have any overdue books - I always return them on time.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned because I love being a Combo breaker. It's what I do!

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because the Emperor is dead! He is no longer among us! But on this Golden Throne, inside this broken body, his spirit continues to live on, guiding the Mankind through the darkness and fighting against the powers of Chaos! Adeptus Astartes, the Emperor's finest: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[VSMIT]

Ren is banned because I revived the emperor.

[meany]

VSMIT is banned because I undo his revival of the Emperor so that I may tapdance on his grave.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Meany is banned for keeping the neighbours awake.

[Ren Gaulen]

llearch is banned because I have caught a cold and it is somehow his fault.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Ren Gaulen is banned for, well, implying that something, somewhere, might NOT be my fault.