The ban game, v04

[Ren Gaulen]

E_voyager is banned because i i love love double double chex chex i i love love double double chex chex

Edit:
The original game is here.
The second thread is here.
The third thread is here.

The rules are:
Ban the person who posted before you.
Provide a reason.
Be amusing.
Don't take it personally, it's just a game.

  --  llearch

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by my Large Area Zorching device.

[Darkdragon]

Slowtini was banned mysteriously.

[Slowtini]

Darkdragon was banned obviously.

[Darkdragon]

Slowtini was banned publicly.

[Ren Gaulen]

Darkdragon was banned by ICIA (Imperial Commissariat of Internal Affairs). For the Empress!

[e_voyager]

Ren Gaulen is banned for putting his faith in the war hammer.

[Slowtini]

E_Voyager is banned in the name of the Great Galactic Alliance. For the Emperor!

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini receives a BAN OF THE GODS.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned by his beloved Goddess... BETRAYAL!

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned for implying that the Goddess can betray. HERESY!

[Darkdragon]

Ren is banned for violating his geas.

[Ren Gaulen]

Darkdragon is banned because when you talk about geas, you talk about this guy. And this guy is the enemy of the state.

[Slowtini]

Ren is banned for being TOTALLY pussy whipped.
Do you REALLY have to refer to your girlfriend as your "Beloved Empress"?

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because he is very confused. The immortal Empress (Venerate Her name!) is Mab, and she is obviously not my girlfriend. My girlfriend is Tiare, who has recently been apotheosized. ..And she has complete control over me due to the soul link!!..

[Darkdragon]

Ren is banned for mistaking "geas" (a vow or an oath usually of divine consequence) and "Geass" (à la Code Geass)

[Slowtini]

Darkdragon is banned for forgetting to turn the lights on.

[e_voyager]

Slowtini is banned for not know that the dark out last the light.

[Slowtini]

e_voyager is banned by a horde of Grammar Nazis.

[Darkdragon]

Slowtini is banned for invoking Godwin's Law.

[Slowtini]

Darkdragon is banned because this isn't Usenet, Godwin's law does not apply here.

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because it is indeed not the Usenet. This! Is!! Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny!!! (place your bets)

[Darkdragon]

Ren is banned due to some elaborate conspiracy which involves a live goat, a half-eaten box of pizza, a 2.5 million dollar painting, some obscure Russian mathematician, NASA and some cookies.

[Ren Gaulen]

Darkdragon is banned because the goat was undead, the pizza was stale, the picture turned out to be a fake, the obscure Russian mathematician was too obscure, NASA had nothing to do with all of it, and the cookies were really biscuits. And they were limp. Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!! eep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!!

[Raffe]

Ren and his rolling are banned by a wall
also by "eep rollin"

[e_voyager]

Deebs' servant is banned for not bringing Dweebs more gum.

[Raffe]

E_voyager is banned because dweebs do not need gum

[e_voyager]

Deebs' servant is banned for not thinking about the poor little gum bunny's feelings. (who said she needed it after all?)

[Raffe]

e_voyager is banned because he still hasn't caught his typo

[e_voyager]

Deebs' servant is banned for assuming that more in more gum is a typo and not a Billy Madison memory.