Tell a story in ten words.

[Jairus]

There's room for more than one evil villain these days.

Besides, you can never have too much evil laughter, yakanaj.

[yakanaj]

Too much evil laughter will become you undoing Jairus. Sorry!

[Jairus]

Good point, yakanaj. They do say "all things in moderation."

This topic has turned towards ten word replies, hasn't it?

[yakanaj]

there are only so many stories that can be told.

[Jairus]

There are only ten stories: we just tell them differently.

[yakanaj]

Once upon a time there was a cat named Nana.

[Jairus]

His most favorite food in the world was a banana.

[yakanaj]

And one day he went to the store for milk

[Jairus]

Then he learned they were out of one percent milk.

[yakanaj]

So he thought he might like to try skim milk

[Jairus]

Fortunately, they still had plenty of skim milk in stock.

[James StarRunner]

But an elephant came in and tipped the milk over.

[Jairus]

He had seen Jyrras doing his own shopping, and freaked.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

The mod frowned. "This is not a chat", he growled.

[Jairus]

Jairus quickly freaked. "Okay, back to ten word stories, then!"

The fog rolled in last night, and it's cold out.

My dog is now asleep, curled up nice and warm.

[e_voyager]

Jairus has had his heart stolen. the thief ? widly san

[Jairus]

Jyrras dreams of his revenge for Wildy San's Shounen-ai scene.

(Shounen-ai is technically one word: I checked on Wikipedia's entry.)

[Alterationartist]

On thus, Soulja Boy didst Superman that foul, distasteful tramp.

(I have no idea... how I got that...)

[Jairus]

I have no idea what you just wrote. Explanation, please.

[Alterationartist]

"Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy. The words "Superman dat h*"

[Jairus]

Some things are best left unknown. I shouldn't have asked.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yeah. In a dead thread.

Please, no necro.