Re: The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he wasn't late when he started anyway, and drove down the road in his DeLorean (with the time machine off).

[bill]

Unfortunately, DeLoreans are desperately slow, owing to a vastly underpowered engine combined with the heavy weight of the steel body panels.

[lucas marcone]

fortuneately nitrus

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortunately nitrus+time machine=explosion

[bill]

Fortunately, explosions are fun!

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Unfortunately they hurt. Alot.

[Angel]

Fortunately, the power of the explosion propelled Zak to a hospital just fifteen minutes away from the convention center.

(OOG: Very fortunately, I finally read the first post fully and figured out how to do that smiley trick!)

[Mustachio]

Unfortunately it took him eight weeks to recooperate.

[techmaster-glitch]

Forunately, the Space-Time Squad came and teleported him back to the past...again...

[Mustachio]

Unfortunately there were now three instances of him, causing a rift in the space-time continuum and sucking them all into an eclipse. There Zak fell victim to Dracula's pedophilia.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, the current Zak escaped both the rift and Dracula.

[Psychogirl]

Unfortunately, a squirrel with a knowledge of martial arts tries to kill him.

[Mustachio]

fortunately zack... kinda steps on it.

[Psychogirl]

Unfortunately, that causes an entire army of martial art squirrels to go after him.

[Mustachio]

Fortunately a large rock falls and crushes the entire army and a certain Tai Kwon Doh chipmunk.

[Psychogirl]

Unfortunately, the large rock was thrown by the Hulk who is currently on a rampage.

[DarkAudit]

Fortunately, he's headed in the other direction.

[lucas marcone]

unfortuneately it's because he farted.....and the hulk leaves hulk sized farts if ya know what i mean.

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Fortunately because of all his accendents, he gots no nose no mo.

[Ryudo Lee]

Unfortunately, it's made him hideously ugly.

[techmaster-glitch]

Fortunately, he has a fursuit.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Unfortunately, he left the head at home.

[Angel]

Fortunately, he's right next to Michael's Craft Store.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately, it's closed for remodeling for the next month.

[Angel]

Fortunately, there's a Jo-Ann Fabrics store in perfect condition about five minutes from the Michael's.

[DarkAudit]

Unfortunately the entire mall is cordoned off as a set for another crappy Wayans Brothers movie.

[Zedd]

Fortunately, It was a smash hit! FOR ONCE!

[techmaster-glitch]

Unfortnately, Zak still needs to get back on his way, and doesn't have the time to see the movie.

[Psychogirl]

Fortunately, K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider drives up and offers Zak a ride.

[Azlan]

Unfortunately, it is actually KARR and it tries to kill Zak.