Ask the All Purpose Fox - The Next Generation!

[Gabi]

did anyone else work a double yesterday?
how much does it cost to go to Anthrocon?
where is anthron con this year?

I did.
40 dollars, if it's the same as last year, plus transportation and room fees, and whatever you buy while you're there.
Same as last year, as far as I know. At the Westin hotel in Pittsburgh, PA, USA.

[VSMIT]

Where did Kenji get his excellent wit?

[Kenji]

Where did Kenji get his excellent wit?

I found it in a Cracker Jack box.

[VSMIT]

Can I have the Cracker Jack box?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why would you want the box?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... And what makes you think I'm not already taken? ;-]

[Darkdragon]

Is wit a desirable trait, more so than sanity?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

If so, is being half desirable still just as funny?

[Cogidubnus]

Is it possible that llearch just answered in the form of a question?

Can you... do that?

[Darkdragon]

Is this an answer?

[Gabi]

What's this? A 'Questions Only' game? I enjoy playing that, but I'm an APF, so...

Can I have the Cracker Jack box?

Sure, but it's empty now.

Why would you want the box?

A box has many uses. Especially a witty box.

... And what makes you think I'm not already taken? ;-]

Oh, we know you are. But you're not the only box around. Just the only one who posts.

Is wit a desirable trait, more so than sanity?

Of course. This forum proves it.

If so, is being half desirable still just as funny?

You can't be half desirable. At most you can be desired by half the population. Which may or may not be funny, but would certainly be ego-boosting, and more than a bit uncomfortable at the same time.

Is it possible that llearch just answered in the form of a question?

Can you... do that?

That wasn't an answer. Not this time, but at other times llearch has come very close to the border of what is allowed here. And he's been punished more than once. He likes testing our limits.

Technically, you can, but the consequences are up to us.

Is this an answer?

No. This is.

[VSMIT]

What's this? A 'Questions Only' game?

Are APFs allowed to ask questions?

[ShadesFox]

What's this? A 'Questions Only' game?

Are APFs allowed to ask questions?

What made you think otherwise?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Who answers the APF questions, then?

[Kenji]

Who answers the APF questions, then?

The One Purpose Foxes.

[techmaster-glitch]

Who answers the APF questions, then?

The One Purpose Foxes.

Who are they?

[Azlan]

Who answers the APF questions, then?

The One Purpose Foxes.

Who are they?

The Lords of Kobol.

[ShadesFox]

The Lords of Kobol.

*Sits, ruling over a nuclear wasteland.  Gets board and then plays some fallout.*

[Gabi]

The Lords of Kobol.

*Sits, ruling over a nuclear wasteland.  Gets board and then plays some fallout.*

*Posts just for the sake of having all three APFs post in a row.*

After all, there's no postcount here, so there's no reason for this to have any side-effects... I hope.

[Kenji]

The Lords of Kobol.

*Sits, ruling over a nuclear wasteland.  Gets board and then plays some fallout.*

*Posts just for the sake of having all three APFs post in a row.*

After all, there's no postcount here, so there's no reason for this to have any side-effects... I hope.

If you get the right combination of APFs in order, you instantly defeat the final boss.

[Angel]

If I give a few statements explaining a question, is that okay? I don't want to upset Ink again...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Can you post statements that are questions?

[e_voyager]

why is llearch's box not sporing and illuminate symbol ?

[ShadesFox]

why is llearch's box not sporing and illuminate symbol ?

*Shades just looks at the red mist that used to be e_voyager*
That is why.  Don't mess with the box or his imaginary friends.

[Poofyspikes]

Why does everything still look the same after a year? Shouldn't there be, like, flying cars or something?

[Gabi]

Why does everything still look the same after a year? Shouldn't there be, like, flying cars or something?

Poofy! *Glomps.*

Flying cars should have been here since 1997, according to my sources. The fact that over 10 years have passed and they still haven't made their appearance suggests something obscure is going on.

[Kenji]

Why does everything still look the same after a year? Shouldn't there be, like, flying cars or something?

Poofy! *Glomps.*

Flying cars should have been here since 1997, according to my sources. The fact that over 10 years have passed and they still haven't made their appearance suggests something obscure is going on.

Technically, according to other sources, a giant spiky shell monster shoulda destroyed the world some years ago.
As for flying cars, we've had those for a while now, but the guys were never credited with it.
Poor Duke Boys...

Also, good to see you're still amongst the living.

[ShadesFox]

HOLY SHIT POOFY LIVES!
Er... I mean...

They did invent flying cars.  They just kind of sucked.  You think drunk driving is bad NOW...

[Poofyspikes]

My APF membership card is a little dusty from non-use. Still valid, yes?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

My APF membership card is a little dusty from non-use. Still valid, yes?

I believe so. Perhaps you should ask an APF? ;-]