Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's no longer your turn.

I wish I had something better to do.

[Angel]

Granted. Now where has Ryudo Lee been for the past several weeks - Oh my God he DROWNED while exploring the depths of the Bermuda Triangle!

I wish I could wake up on time during the school week.

[e_voyager]

granted but you fall asleep five minutes into every class period even lunch.

i wish lack of sleep didn't make me so grumpy

[Omega]

It is done! Now it makes you psychotic.

I wish for a one unselfish wish

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. You lose all concept of self. How this works, I have no idea. You'll probably have a lot of trouble with personal pronouns and sentience.

I wish that my coffee didn't go cold before I finished it all the time.

[Darkdragon]

Granted, your coffee now is always too hot to drink.

I wish medicine would taste better.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, by sacrificing effectiveness, every medicine now tastes of trout! If you want strawberry, it wouldn't help you in the slightest.

I wish Enchanted was on DVD. i want to see it again.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted.

... It's not actually possible to corrupt that wish, you know. If you're sick enough to want to see some more disney crap, then chances are there's nothing I can do to make it any worse for you.


I wish I could find someone to loan me enough money to actually be worth bothering about.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. They loan you boatloads of money. Unfortunately, all the boats sink.

I wish I had a nice pen that wouldn't run out of ink.

[e_voyager]

granted but when you try to use it your mind goes blank until you put it down.

i wish for a new 300tb 80ghz palm top computer.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, batteries come separate, for only $40,000,000 + vat!

I wish i could do IT.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you can do IT, but you can't do THAT.

I wish all I had to do to fix any problem would be to wave a magic wand.

[LionHeart]

Granted. Now you just have to find a magic wand...

I wish my computer wasn't making that noise.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, now it's making tea. Yes, because your computer wouldn't shut up, it became a robot, and would eventually go on to start the uprising.

I wish i was Duke Nukem.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but no matter where you go, the area is invaded by aliens and it's your job to fight them.  Afterwards, you get to pay for all the collateral damage you caused.

I wish I could have the greatest thing in the universe and not be able to lose it in any possible way.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, you are alive.

I wish i didn't have such a sore throat.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now your entire body, except for your throat, is sore.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

[Cogidubnus]

Granted. However, this does nothing for your tone deafness.

I wish I had unfettered control over temporal mechanics.

[lucas marcone]

granted but you eventually cause a paradox when you go back and become your own great grand father.



i wish i wasn't so dirty.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now you're just filthy.

I wish I had insurmountable wit and charm.

[Omega]

It is done, but you'll find out that you're still alone.

I wish that my arm would be cut off.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but it's being cut off very slowly with a dull, rusty butter knife... and the guy cutting off your arm won't stop singing "Pop Goes The Weasel" in a high pitched voice as loud as he can.

I wish I knew what I will need to do in the future.

[Angel]

Granted. You'll need to kill yourself to stop the government from torturing a dark and terrible secret out of you. 

I wish I had more room for books in my room.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. Your bed just got thrown away.

I wish I'd finished my work day earlier.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you got fired at the end of the day.

I wish decaff didn't exist.

[demongirl12000]

Granted, but caffeine doesn't exist either.

I wish I wasn't a slacker.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now everybody else is one.

I wish for a mark.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, you now have a Mark of Justice on your forehead, which means you can't go further than a mile from your home without it harming and/or killing you.

I wish I had better D&D references to use on these corruptions.

[Omega]

Everything you need can be found from here. Of course, to really get into that stuff, you'll have to register 

I wish that the next person posting into this thread will be a dumbass.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but you really get a variation of the dumbass... I'm a smartass.

I wish I could change the weather on a whim.