Corrupt a Wish, Part Trois

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but according to the timetable... you're a week late.

I wish I was immune to paradox.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but time travel is impossible with out creating paradoxen(think thats right...) so you just throw away your TARDIS.

i wish i had more pancakes,

[Shaotic Master]

Granted, but the unused carbs turn to fatcells witch block your arteries asd slowly... slowly kill you

[Angel]

Shaotic Master didn''t make a wish, but I'll grant it anyway. You're attacked by rabid spider-monkeys with Ashlee Simpson albums!

I wish I could make less redundant wishes.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. This was one of them.


I wish I was cuddling my wife.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but she's cuddling another man.

I wish upon a star.

[DarkAudit]

Granted. The star goes nova.

I wish I had all the powers of Superman-Prime with none of the madness or rogues gallery gunning for me or my friends and family.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. However, you are now also deathly allergic to water and Kryptonite.

I wish for normality.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but when is anything truly normal?

I wish that the two young uns coming to my house would go away.

[Angel]

Granted. They are replaced by an IRS audit team.

I wish wishes for food didn't kill you.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but the silverware is deadly to the touch.

I wish I had more valid computer certifications.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but those valid certifications are in Visual Basic 1.

I wish i had another buttery.

[Eibborn]

Sorta a weird one, but okay. Poof, you have another buttery for your kitchen! Unfortunately, all of the shelves are tilted forward just enough that whatever you try to place on them slides off. And the wine rack? It breaks as soon as you release the bottle, dropping and smashing the bottle on the way down.
Ha ha ha ha.


I wish that my girlfriend's cat bit less.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. Now your dog bites more.

I wish for failure.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

You succeed.



I wish I wasn't cold

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, now you're cold AND wet.  And we all know what happens to boxes when they get wet.

I wish I had done that thing that time with the stuff.

[Angel]

Granted. You got arrested. (don't ask me how, it was YOUR idea.)

I wish I could have a day off.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, but when you wake up from the coma, it's been a little more than a day... by that, I mean a few years.

I wish I knew where I left that thingamajig.

[e_voyager]

granted but the thingamajig was picked up by a wily bot and is now being guarded by a fortress guardian while wily builds 7 more robots to stop you form retrieving it.

i wish i was less inclined to rock man every wish.

[Darkdragon]

Granted. For some reason or another, you are now barred from posting in this thread.

I wish for logic.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. It's ill.


I wish I had a heater here.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, it's in 100 pieces though, some assembly required.  Oh, you wanted a WORKING heater.  Well you should've been more specific.

I wish to be able to cure any illness in any person including myself with just a touch.

[e_voyager]

granted but now your touch changes flesh and blood things into robots thus curing them of organic diseases.

i wish i could more at 80 miles a second.

extra info V


( for those that haven't done that math that's in excess of 380 times the speed of sound)

[DarkAudit]

Granted. You move straight on into the side of a cliff... that doesn't move.

I wish that someone on one of Gordon Ramsey's innumerable TV shows would finally haul off and punch him in the face. Several times.

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, and he's subsequently taken off the air, but he's replaced by Emeril, who decides to take on an even worse attitude (Gordon Ramsey's attitude + BAM =  )

I wish I could dance all the popular dances.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, but you can't dance with out your feet *Chop*

i wish i could hide the evidence.

[Darkdragon]

You could have, but you opted not to.

I wish for a card

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Granted. You have a soggy paper card that falls apart as soon as you look at it.


I wish I had that 100 piece heater. I could spend some happy hours putting it back together, and then be warm...

[Ryudo Lee]

Granted, except that it works for 5 seconds before the heating element shatters.  You are fire retardant right?

I wish that I had a supercomputer at my disposal.

[Dannysaysnoo]

Granted, your brand spanking military computer is in the bin.

I wish i had some toast.