Cornell AKA lazy pants

[Castle Pokemetroid]

Cornell is much too lazy to move even to save himself!

Why dosen't cornell move Dmoon? Seems a bit too lazy. And how dose he float?

Makes me feel like someone should make a sprite of cornell fat, as he would never move to get excersize. But of coarse there should be only one sprite of it.

But yet again, cornell never eat dose he? Dose he only drink beer?

Eh, then again I'm thinking too much, and that hurts my head more than it regularly dose. Maybe that's why I never get things done fast.