Ask the All Purpose Fox, Try!

[roninfoxtail]

If Jyrras complains so much about his height, why doesn't he do anything about it?

Would you consider boredom to be contagious?

[Alan Garou]

Why did Roureem recognized neither the Catch-22 reference nor the Veruca Salt song?

What would the Oompa-loompa-doompadee do?

If you aimed an industrial laser at a mirror, would the beam cut through the mirror, or be reflected?

[KarlOmega1]

Why are some people stupid sometimes?

[Zedd]

Who catches fire quicker Ari or the girl next door?

What if someone hotwired a tablet to Ambers arm?

Do you like fluffy warm waffles?

[ShadesFox]

Is RE calling me an idiot?

If so, why? D:

Why is the apostrophe key so close to the enter key?

Why do all Nascar cars look the same no matter what the make/model?

Probably.
Because you aren't setting anything on fire right now!  You should fix that!
Because the keyboard designers hate you.  After all, you still haven't set anything on fire.
Because there are rules and regulations that tell you what you can and can't do with a car, and given those regulations the current design is about as good as it gets.

who is changing hazes name since i think he said it wasn't him?
is it true that i have a strange aura?
why do animals like me so much they pets will listen to me over there owner

Haz maybbe?
Yes, you do.  It is called, the funk.
It has everything to do with the funk.

If Jyrras complains so much about his height, why doesn't he do anything about it?

Would you consider boredom to be contagious?

Growth experements tend to end unpleasently.
Yes.

Why did Roureem recognized neither the Catch-22 reference nor the Veruca Salt song?

What would the Oompa-loompa-doompadee do?

If you aimed an industrial laser at a mirror, would the beam cut through the mirror, or be reflected?

Eh, maybe they were to obscure.
Lift a car with his bare hands and throw it.
Cut the mirror.  The rate of reflection isn't high enough to withstand the energy output of an industrial laser, of the cutting sort.

Why are some people stupid sometimes?

Must run in the family I guess.

Who catches fire quicker Ari or the girl next door?

What if someone hotwired a tablet to Ambers arm?

Do you like fluffy warm waffles?

Not sure.  Hey Haz!  I got a project for you!  And it will solve your not on fire problem!
She would go around, "I am Amber borg!" and beat you do death.
Maybe.

[vulpesweasel]

where did ice cream come from?
ehat is the best style of music?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Hey Haz!  I got a project for you!  And it will solve your not on fire problem!
She would go around, "I am Amber borg!" and beat you do death.
Maybe.

WTF are you talking about?

Who is 'she'?

And how would that solve my 'not on fire 'problem' '?

[e_voyager]

why to some people want everything?
why is my power balanced?
why is it that limitless potential is never realized?

[Gabi]

Hey Haz!  I got a project for you!  And it will solve your not on fire problem!
She would go around, "I am Amber borg!" and beat you do death.
Maybe.

WTF are you talking about?

Who is 'she'?

And how would that solve my 'not on fire 'problem' '?

Isn't it obvious? He's just added you to his to-set-on-fire list.
Amber, of course.
The answer is staring into your face. Run away before it stops staring and starts burning.

why to some people want everything?
why is my power balanced?
why is it that limitless potential is never realized?

Because they're gluttons.
Please specify.
Moo. The real difficulty lies in figuring out whether something is limitless or not, and no one has come out with a good way to prove it.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Is anyone ever going to ask a serious question on this thread?
If so, is it going to get a serious answer?
Is the answer going to be relevant?
Relevant to what?

*grin*

[Gabi]

Is anyone ever going to ask a serious question on this thread?
If so, is it going to get a serious answer?
Is the answer going to be relevant?
Relevant to what?

*grin*

I suppose so. It happens from time to time.
Some eventually will. Whether a serious question gets a serious answer or not is random. The chance of a serious answer is low, but it exists.
Of course.
To our amusement.

[Kitsune Ascendant]

  cookie?

do certain places have a sanity half-life? that is, if you go there for a certain period of time, do you lose half your sanity? if so, what's the sanity half-life of this board? of living in a crowded city?

if there was a society that treasured insanity, would the sane poeple get locked up, or would they have heart attacks before this could happen?

my sister thinks the cheeze in anything like a cheeze-it is radioactive. is this true?

what's the square root of i?

if I kick a proton in the neutrons, will it lose it's electrons?

what are your top five fave webcomics?

[Zedd]

Does Charline have a poppa?
Would there be new faces to meet soon?
And will I ever get my check?

[Alan Garou]

Is there a way to convert a pokemon game so that it works on a TI-84 Plus Silver Editon calculator? If so, where is it, and if not, who can you find that can figure out a way?

Why am I obsessed with the fact that Miles "Tails" Prower was supposed to be a girl, then got masculinated a few days before the release date?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why are Japanese such pervs (Specifically anime)?

[Jim Halisstrad]

How do I hide all of the evidence against me?

[e_voyager]

have you ever heard of a pantless cafe? (no joke i was reading a magazine and there said some author was writing a book on it with pictures. the magazine was wired and i can probably link to the article online if you wish)

why am i denied learning of these things until it's to late?
why is the WB now the CW?
do you miss UPN?
What is a bag of holding?

[Manawolf]

I'm still wondering why my bag of holding feels sticky when I put my hand inside of it.

[Tiger_T]

cookie?

do certain places have a sanity half-life? that is, if you go there for a certain period of time, do you lose half your sanity? if so, what's the sanity half-life of this board? of living in a crowded city?

if there was a society that treasured insanity, would the sane poeple get locked up, or would they have heart attacks before this could happen?

my sister thinks the cheeze in anything like a cheeze-it is radioactive. is this true?

what's the square root of i?

if I kick a proton in the neutrons, will it lose it's electrons?

what are your top five fave webcomics?

Why yes, thank you!

Sanity is overrated. This forum has a halflife of ~3.14 days. Incidentally big cities tend to have an approximate halflife around 3.14 years, but it varies greatly from city to city.

They'd succumb to insanity sooner or later.

No way. You'ld have to wear a lead-shield inside otherwise.

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You can't Neutrino it. It'll Gluon them back in place.

It's unfair against all the others which I like a lot too, but I'll give you my top ten.
In alphabetic order:
A Doemain of our Own
A Miracle of Science
Catena
Cross Time Cafe
Digger
DMFA
Dominic Deegan
Freefall
Furfire
Hellbound
Kevin & Kell
Namir Deiter
Schlock Mercenary
Suburban Jungle

Does Charline have a poppa?
Would there be new faces to meet soon?
And will I ever get my check?

You should pay more attention in your biology class.
No. Faces tend to stick to people, and it's good this way.
If you practice enough, you might even get a check mate once in a while.

Is there a way to convert a pokemon game so that it works on a TI-84 Plus Silver Editon calculator? If so, where is it, and if not, who can you find that can figure out a way?

Why am I obsessed with the fact that Miles "Tails" Prower was supposed to be a girl, then got masculinated a few days before the release date?

No. A local geek.
*puts on 'Sigmund Freud'-beard*
So, tell me about your mother...

Why are Japanese such pervs (Specifically anime)?

It just seems that way. We don't associate animé as adult material, but as kiddie-stuff. If you look at other media around where you are, you'll find plenty pervy stuff too. It's just that the japanese use other media for it than we do.

How do I hide all of the evidence against me?

Hiding it is starting on the wrong end. You shouldn't leave any in the first place. Much easier.

have you ever heard of a pantless cafe? (no joke i was reading a magazine and there said some author was writing a book on it with pictures. the magazine was wired and i can probably link to the article online if you wish)

why am i denied learning of these things until it's to late?
why is the WB now the CW?
do you miss UPN?
What is a bag of holding?

No. And no thanks.
It's a big masterplan to leave you clueless about the important things in life.
They changed their name.
No. I didn't recieve it here anyway.
It's kinda like Hammerspace - only much roomier.

I'm still wondering why my bag of holding feels sticky when I put my hand inside of it.

Just because you can stick anything in there doesn't mean you should, you know.

[Alan Garou]

Why does Dakata's bannana have legs?

How thick could a pancake be before it was considered a cake?

Why can't pirates and ninjas get along? 

Why did they bother to invent a symbol for the square root of -1?

Where does Shadesfox buy his lighters?

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Is it just me, or does Xze-Xze's avatar look like a pokeball?

[ninjannihilator]

Which game will sell more, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or Gears of War?

[KarlOmega1]

What would you do if someone Questioned your powers as a GM (if you were a GM of an RP)?

[e_voyager]

if i were to incarnate into a cubi life forum what kind of emotions would i have an affinity for keeping in mind i'm allergic to fear?
why do people fear the consequences of their actions but refuse to change?
i say time and time again that i have no remorse having read any of my poems at  here do you agree?
is it true that as much as i creep people out that i'm not all that strange? (it's something i read it pay)

[Roureem Egas]

Why does Dakata's bannana have legs?

How thick could a pancake be before it was considered a cake?

Why can't pirates and ninjas get along? 

Why did they bother to invent a symbol for the square root of -1?

Where does Shadesfox buy his lighters?

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Is it just me, or does Xze-Xze's avatar look like a pokeball?

To boogie all night long. DANCE BANANA DANCE!

Hey, if it's bigger than any of your fingers, it's too thick to be a pancake in my book.

CAUSE I DID IT MY WAY! [/badsinging]

The irrational, the unreachable, the theory of numbers...

He doesn't need a lighter, man! He's just that cool! I do occasionally hand him some fireworks from time to time. He could even get an old wet one to work with enough fire.

Maybe.

I dunno.

Which game will sell more, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess or Gears of War?

I'm guessing the new Legend of Zelda.

What would you do if someone Questioned your powers as a GM (if you were a GM of an RP)?

I wouldn't be a GM to begin with. Too much to handle. And based on what I see on your RP style, I think it's a bit over the top anyway. Much better than what I first remember though.

if i were to incarnate into a cubi life forum what kind of emotions would i have an affinity for keeping in mind i'm allergic to fear?
why do people fear the consequences of their actions but refuse to change?
i say time and time again that i have no remorse having read any of my poems at  here do you agree?
is it true that as much as i creep people out that i'm not all that strange? (it's something i read it pay)

You would know that already if you know you're allergic to fear.

Ingrained patterns.

I find it difficult to read your posts at time, honestly.  I'm too much of a spelling freak to see much if I come across a bunch of errors, even if I do know the circumstances.

That honestly surprises me. Nothing you do struck me as disturbing in any way and you don't have a penchant for gory or creepy avatars. To be fair, I've been called dense before, one of those times by a little bratty 12-year-old. Not too chuffed about it, really. <<

[xHaZxMaTx]

What does it mean to fake your own death and wake up tingling?

Where's Rowne?

Has Amber picked up a Canadian accent, yet?  I was only there for 5 days and found myself saying 'soory.'

Why do people always type/write 'ect.' instead of 'etc.'?

Isn't this sexy?  So much raw power.   It's not enough to look at it, though.  Get one rolling by and the sound is just...   You can feel the rumble in your chest and the ground beneath your feet is like an earthquake.  Please excuse me while I change my pants...

[Castle Pokemetroid]

How come now I only post about one or two times each time I come here now?

[Dakata]

Is my ex an idiot if he keeps IMing me and flirting with me, even though we broke up because he kept groping other "people', staring at other "people" and TALKING about other "people" he liked? And he won't leave me alone when I tell him to **** off. (I'd block him, but he's an idiot who'll just make more screennames. Or bother me on GaiaOnline/Neopets/Ect. )

Is he a really stupid idiot if he keeps calling me a "retard" whenever I say furry/furries instead of furre/furres? Aren't they the same friggin' thing?

How is it possible that someone who's like a half a year older than me is stupider than me, less mature than me, and just....TOO stupid for words? *Twitch*

How come everyone (except me 'cuz I suck XP) and their grandma has a boyfriend/girlfriend at my school? I can't flirt with any cute boys without worrying about them having a girlfriend who'll kick my tushie!

Are the APFs lazy?

Should I be scared if my grade in English class is an A? (I usually fail at that class. )

Should I be scared if I'm passing Biology too? (Yep, I usually fail at Biology too.)

If one of my teachers tried to look at my grades, accidently looked at my cousin's grades, was impressed, and thought that I should do as good as her, should I be mad? And should I be madder if she (teacher) keeps saying "You should try to be more like your cousin!" everytime I have a C/D/E?

[Jim Halisstrad]

Ok, out of the Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom, and Top Quarks... which one would win in a free for all fight.

[e_voyager]

based on you previous statement i must ask :  is it okay to assume that a current character trait such as a phobia or allergy will carry over as you changer species?

where can i find the song rainbow star( i think that's the name of it) form the 280 episodes of one piece?

[Zedd]

Why is Jello so unstable?
Is it the best time to panic?
And why is it not good to fill up on bread?