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[ShadesFox]

Why was my question skipped?

Sorry, my alarm clock DID go off, so now I am sleepy.
Though I suspect that your alarm got integrated with a dream.  Thus, you though that the alarm was just another dream.

[bill]

Huh?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Is that a proper question?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why was my question skipped?

Sorry, my alarm clock DID go off, so now I am sleepy.
Though I suspect that your alarm got integrated with a dream.  Thus, you though that the alarm was just another dream.

[offtopic]That hapened with my phone ringing, but I don't remember dreaming about an alarm clock...[/offtopic]

Why do the Mighty Ducks black out their televised games?

[TheGreyRonin]

Okay. What commercial or home-mixed concoction will take the cloudy marks out of the black marble in the back of my hearse, without damaging the marble? The marks were made by spilled beer (not mine).

[Dakata]

How come whenever -my- alarm clock doesn't wake -me- up, dad yells at me?

If my 11-year old cousin keeps calling me, just to bug me and p*ss me off, should I:
-Hurt her?
-Break her iPod? (She -does- have rap music on it )
-Screw up her computer?
-Put annoying songs on her iPod? (She doesn't like 'Move your dead bones' )
-Break her cell phone? (She's using our grandma's phone, but still. I hate her cell phone. It's better than mine.)

How come my cousin swears her butt off at me, but whines when I swear at her? I'm older than her!

Why do I hate the smilie?

Why are dentists evil?

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and my dentist is -really- annoying and -really- stupid and I can barely understand her 'cuz she has a stupid accent. What the hell can I probably do to get a new -smart- dentist? And I don't wanna be rude. I have enough enemies IRL. XP

Where is Ink?

Can I have free smites pwease?

[e_voyager]

that you thank you and where was i now.. oh yes.

Why is this thread so popular?

[Roureem Egas]

Huh?

Free your mind...

Is that a proper question?

If I treat it as such. I also add the label of acorn to it.

Why was my question skipped?

Sorry, my alarm clock DID go off, so now I am sleepy.
Though I suspect that your alarm got integrated with a dream. Thus, you though that the alarm was just another dream.

[offtopic]That hapened with my phone ringing, but I don't remember dreaming about an alarm clock...[/offtopic]

Why do the Mighty Ducks black out their televised games?

Because hockey freaks are more insane than football freaks. I remember when one time, the players threw the pucks at each other and wielded the sticks at fans who ran down to the sidelines. The pretzels were made of win but this one weirdo was made of loser and fail. He got beaned by a referee's whistle.

Okay. What commercial or home-mixed concoction will take the cloudy marks out of the black marble in the back of my hearse, without damaging the marble? The marks were made by spilled beer (not mine).

Clorox? Bleach seems out of the question. Maybe a tile cleaner...But if all else fails, fire works wonders and provides some entertainment at the same time.

How come whenever -my- alarm clock doesn't wake -me- up, dad yells at me?

If my 11-year old cousin keeps calling me, just to bug me and p*ss me off, should I:
-Hurt her?
-Break her iPod? (She -does- have rap music on it )
-Screw up her computer?
-Put annoying songs on her iPod? (She doesn't like 'Move your dead bones' )
-Break her cell phone? (She's using our grandma's phone, but still. I hate her cell phone. It's better than mine.)

How come my cousin swears her butt off at me, but whines when I swear at her? I'm older than her!

Why do I hate the smilie?

Why are dentists evil?

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and my dentist is -really- annoying and -really- stupid and I can barely understand her 'cuz she has a stupid accent. What the hell can I probably do to get a new -smart- dentist? And I don't wanna be rude. I have enough enemies IRL. XP

Where is Ink?

Can I have free smites pwease?

Whatever you do, be sneaky. Or, find some way to cut off access and/or contact with her. Foamy's guide to being a b*tch-hermit can help.

She's a monkey. She has a monkey mind. Not the I-must-be-entertained-NAO mind but the I-have-no-real-brain-so-I'll-be-a-parrot-and-imitate-everything kind.

Cause the animation makes it seem more of "OHNOES" than "ZOMG."

They spend about 8 hours a day looking at all the little dirty mouths.

Can't you find a way to transfer to a different dentist? I wouldn't know myself because I really didn't have a reason to complain about my dentists.

I hear he's a bit overwhelmed.

Have a muffin instead. And a kitty. Don't look away from it! 

that you thank you and where was i now.. oh yes.

Why is this thread so popular?

Because I subliminally tell you to ask questions. But it has nothing to do with any underground plans or me titling a character "The Machinator." I swear. 

[DigitalMan]

Why am I procrastinating when I should be drawing right now?

Actually, should I be drawing, or modelling?

What are the specs for making a small external cell-phone antenna?

[Tiger_T]

here is a question for Tiger_T. Will you please animate my forte yap that silver made me?

It is as I said and Roureem kinda quoted.
Lucky for you I had some time, so look here.

[Jim Halisstrad]

Which is more appealing, Pogs or No Fear clothing.

[Eibborn]

Why am I procrastinating when I should be drawing right now?

Actually, should I be drawing, or modelling?

What are the specs for making a small external cell-phone antenna?

Because you lack inspiration. Or possibly you don't feel entirely comfortable drawing where you currently are.

You should be drawing. You said so yourself, after all.

I'm sorry, this is a pay-only service.

Which is more appealing, Pogs or No Fear clothing.

My first response was "POGS, FOO'!" but, then I noticed the hoodies section. Some o' those are pretty darn awesome... I suppose it depends on the article of clothing. And the cost... *Checks the prices* Hm, Pogs it is. The clothing is <i>nice,</i> but too expensive, unless you can get it from a Value Village or some like shop.

[e_voyager]

why do i feel the need for others to recognize my existence even if the get the substance of what i am wrong?

[xHaZxMaTx]

Why must MLB baseball prohibit my Simpson viewing?

[Kitsune Ascendant]

 

I like this new smiley. do you like this new smiley?



third question: with the possible exceptions of a few of the pics at kittenwars.com, is there anything cuter than that?

also, is it coincidence that my yaps worked out with my sig so well, or did silverfox plan it that way through some mystical premonition or something similar.

[Gabi]

Why must MLB baseball prohibit my Simpson viewing?

It doesn't. You can choose.

I like this new smiley. do you like this new smiley?



third question: with the possible exceptions of a few of the pics at kittenwars.com, is there anything cuter than that?

also, is it coincidence that my yaps worked out with my sig so well, or did silverfox plan it that way through some mystical premonition or something similar.

I guess so, yes.
Yes. Things like this, for example.

Silverfox works in mysterious ways.

[Nimrods Son]

Who set Aridas' pants on fire?

[Gabi]

Who set Aridas' pants on fire?

Shades. And possibly Azlan too. What's that to you?

[Zedd]

Is it always bad to eat yappity fluff,What does it taste like then?

[DigitalMan]

Alright, have some more:

Why did Radio Shack stop selling all those CMOS logic chips?

Where can I find some decent-sized capacitors?

Why were nearly all of the RP topics started in July?

[Tiger_T]

Is it always bad to eat yappity fluff,What does it taste like then?

Yes, although not fatal.
Flavoured sugar-cotton.

Alright, have some more:

Why did Radio Shack stop selling all those CMOS logic chips?

Where can I find some decent-sized capacitors?

Why were nearly all of the RP topics started in July?

They stopped producing them - maybe.
Depends on what you call decent-sized.
Because that is when the forum-move happened.

[EvilIguana966]

Wasn't there already a thread like this on this forum?

What happened to it?

Did I miss any good forum drama?

[Tiger_T]

Yes.
It was moved to the treasury here.
Nope. (at least not here)

[Gullible]

Why is it considered rude to place one's elbows on the table when eating when this is by far the most convenient way to eat certain foods such as pizza or sandwiches with one's hands?

[Gabi]

It's just one of those rules the "high society" invented to set themselves apart from the "low society". It doesn't have to make sense.

Why does T_T have Daimien's yappity?

[Tiger_T]

Why is it considered rude to place one's elbows on the table when eating when this is by far the most convenient way to eat certain foods such as pizza or sandwiches with one's hands?

*gasp* Eating with your bare hands?
*snickers* No, honestly:
Eating in a more courteous manner doesn't mean it'll be convenient.

It's just one of those rules the "high society" invented to set themselves apart from the "low society". It doesn't have to make sense.

Why does T_T have Daimien's yappity?

You mean in my sig?
It is one of Tiggy's guests.
(Behind that, there's actually a .cgi script a friend wrote for me.
It provides a random picture from a folder of +150 blinking Yappities.)

[ShadesFox]

Why is it considered rude to place one's elbows on the table when eating when this is by far the most convenient way to eat certain foods such as pizza or sandwiches with one's hands?

I believe that in some parts of the word it is more courteous to eat with elbows on the table.  So that you can't hide a knife.

[Azlan]

I believe that in some parts of the word it is more courteous to eat with elbows on the table.  So that you can't hide a knife.

Is that why APF dinner sessions are held in zero-gravity without silverwear, through endless detectors and within a neutrality field?

[ShadesFox]

I believe that in some parts of the word it is more courteous to eat with elbows on the table.  So that you can't hide a knife.

Is that why APF dinner sessions are held in zero-gravity without silverwear, through endless detectors and within a neutrality field?

But... those were all your suggestions.

[Azlan]

But... those were all your suggestions.

No... my suggestion was for nude dinners