This is New Jersey!!

[Alondro]

New Jersey, the Backroom Deal State, strikes again!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070906/ap_on_re_us/corruption_arrests;_ylt=AmOFV6aqvyYM0dynmKJBVl8XIr0F

Yep, over 100 state government people arrested so far this year.  So far... and they're just scratching the surface. 

Every joke you have ever heard about New Jersey is not joking.  They're all very true.  We don't laugh when we hear the jokes.  We simply shake our heads sadly, for we know it's the grim reality of the most corrupt state in the US.  For instance, a $6 billion school building program ended up building only one school... on contaminated soil... and had to be torn down.  All the rest of the money just disappeared.  Well, that's not entirely true.  A good chunk went to politically-connected lawyers and consultants for their outrageous fees advising how to spend the money (on their fees, apparently), and about $300 million was stolen by parties in the Camden school system.

Anyone want to move here?   

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Only if I get to run the next $6b school building program. ;-]

[Azlan]

Trust me, I know all about Jersey.  My father is from that state, it is ok in some areas, but generally... just... meh.

[Zedd]

Why wanna live on that tiny tiny hell hole?

[Valynth]

Because it's cozier than a large, buck toothed hell hole?

[Alondro]

I live inside the Pine Barrens.  At least the North Jersey twits are all afraid to come in after us.

We'd eat them.   

[GabrielsThoughts]

people want to live in Jersey because Chicks dig giant robots?

actually, the  Megas XLR might be a reason to stay away from the potential Kartina Zone

[Zedd]

Full of delights of wonders and fun...Within a small state...

[bilbo-sama]

I live inside the Pine Barrens.  At least the North Jersey twits are all afraid to come in after us.

We'd eat them.   

Or you sic the Jersey Devil on them? 

Also, fear our traffic circles and jughandles of doom.

[lucas marcone]

people want to live in Jersey because Chicks dig giant robots?

actually, the  Megas XLR might be a reason to stay away from the potential Kartina Zone

b b b but giant frickin robots are AWESOME!

[xHaZxMaTx]

I live inside the Pine Barrens.  At least the North Jersey twits are all afraid to come in after us.

We'd eat them.   

Or you sic the Jersey Devil on them? 

Or the Jersey Devils.   Ice skates are pretty sharp.

[Alondro]

I live inside the Pine Barrens.  At least the North Jersey twits are all afraid to come in after us.

We'd eat them.   

Or you sic the Jersey Devil on them? 

Also, fear our traffic circles and jughandles of doom.

Meh, the Jersey Devil is just a misunderstood myootant originating from the numerous puddles of toxic waste.   His name is Bob and he makes pine cone wreathes!   

[techmaster-glitch]

people want to live in Jersey because Chicks dig giant robots?

actually, the  Megas XLR might be a reason to stay away from the potential Kartina Zone

Hellz YEAH! That show was AWSOME!


ALTERNATE-REALITY JAMIE: But we have nothing to fight him with!
COOP: We got two things: Megas, and the element of surprise!
*Megas' arm falls off*
GLORFT LEADER: Well, at least we still have the element of surprise...

[lucas marcone]

....IDEA let's sic megas on all the back room dealers in jersey! cause i KNOW coop wouldnt stand for this.

"ok mr. politititiion man, first you turn jersy into a dump, then you make us look bad, then you screw with our economy! now im mad!"


"uh, coop? you've done all those things ten times worse with megas."


"......well yeah but I have a shiney awesome robot car."