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Title: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: tumaru on July 30, 2010, 08:54:26 PM
When I was a cactus it was more like a relaxing day at the spa then where I would slowly expand at a variable rate (probably due to winter).  :mowcookie there was no thought, no emotion just a very slow (15 minuet) sigh which ended with my slow disappearance over 5-10 seconds in vertical lines up from where the supposed axe was cutting me down. Then without pain I simply stopped existing. 
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on July 30, 2010, 11:28:38 PM
I was almost willing to accept this on the grounds of it being *mildly* related to the comic due to the whole.. 'my spirit guide was a cactus' thing.. but no.  1)  This seems more like an RP which belongs in the RP forum.  2)  It's pretty silly and the link to the comic is weak at best and 3) it really doesn't add anything.  It's kinda stupid.  So, consider this thread mined.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on July 31, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
I could never understand the way the sky flows slowly overhead as if to say that is were watching everything I did even though I never actually moved around because of the fact that the ground was cemeneted beneath me sucking at my roots while also draining me of the my very lifeblood the water that I needed was flowing out of me into the groundwater polluting everything around me and killing the very things I wanted to be like.

I can do random a fuckway better than anyone else.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on July 31, 2010, 06:09:01 AM
I dunno... this is one is pretty good:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Anker Steadfast on July 31, 2010, 09:01:34 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on July 31, 2010, 06:09:01 AM
I dunno... this is one is pretty good:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Whoa ... is that guy having an orgasm or something ?

Nice find tho.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Keleth on July 31, 2010, 09:20:12 PM
I always thought the old Gmod Idiot box shorts from youtube were pretty random...

And terrible. Xp
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: tumaru on August 01, 2010, 12:45:04 AM
You guys are taking this way too seriously as if there was some sort of rules that things need to be this serious or they don't get to be on this forum...

this is just a silly bit of information that I thought I would add on to this forum. If I put it in the wrong forum then well oh well.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Inumo on August 01, 2010, 01:03:12 AM
Quote from: tumaru on August 01, 2010, 12:45:04 AM
You guys are taking this way too seriously as if there was some sort of rules that things need to be this serious or they don't get to be on this forum...

this is just a silly bit of information that I thought I would add on to this forum. If I put it in the wrong forum then well oh well.

I guess we forgot to do the "read the rules" response in his first post... General rule, if a topic ain't originally and obviously close to the forum's subject focus, don't start a thread on it. That, and if you're not sure where a thread goes, ask.

Now, to laughing at your mining. For it is what we do here. :mwaha :P
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on August 01, 2010, 01:05:44 AM
Quote from: tumaru on August 01, 2010, 12:45:04 AM
You guys are taking this way too seriously as if there was some sort of rules that things need to be this serious or they don't get to be on this forum...

Don't know how to break this to you.. but there are.

Rules IV (http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules#rule04) and  VI (http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules#rule06).

I should also point out this little part of the Lost Lake Inn section rules:

Quote from: Amber Williams
First off: While the DMFA section is slightly different, keep in mind all the normal forum rules.  No harrassing, no pointless stupidity, no racial slurs.   Try to present yourselves as intelligent posters since you are ultimately a reflection of the comic itself.  If you look bad, I look bad.

All in the rules.  You did read the rules didn't you?  You know, those things you agreed to abide by to be a member here?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 01, 2010, 12:18:41 PM
I love how when people bezk rules, blatantly, they get all righteously indignant.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on August 01, 2010, 12:53:02 PM
I know.  It's almost as awesome as a double rainbow.  Fuckin' close, I have to say.

(http://www.jonas-claesson.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/DOUBLE-RAINBOW-OH-MY-GOD-TSHIRT.jpg)
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 01, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
Scientifically, that picture is inaccurate.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Anker Steadfast on August 01, 2010, 03:55:13 PM
So is the one with the unicorn pissing rainbows, but you still see people using it because it's hilarious. :)
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Gabi on August 01, 2010, 04:51:46 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on August 01, 2010, 02:43:11 PM
Scientifically, that picture is inaccurate.
Can you make a scientifically accurate picture of a double rainbow?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 01, 2010, 05:30:57 PM
They actually can occur. The second, interior rainbow is the inverse of the primary (ie, Violet to Red instead of Red to Violet).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow#Variations
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Sunblink on August 01, 2010, 07:30:11 PM
I actually had no idea that double rainbows actually existed until now. I thought they were just something that one guy made up.

This made reading the thread totally worthwhile. For me at least.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Gabi on August 01, 2010, 08:06:45 PM
Same here.

By the way, I once saw a fully circular rainbow around the moon. Does that have a name?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 01, 2010, 08:25:11 PM
Not "Moonbow". Those're different.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Lore on August 01, 2010, 11:19:06 PM
I drove through a rainbow once. It actually ended in the middle of the road. Interesting experience. Unfortunately, there was no gold involved.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 02, 2010, 01:27:25 AM
You did, however, get ejected from Oz.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Lore on August 02, 2010, 02:49:15 AM
Oh god. Everything makes sense now.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on August 02, 2010, 11:38:52 AM
Wait.. does that make you one of the lollipop kids?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 02, 2010, 04:20:33 PM
Fuckin' Oz Furries.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 02, 2010, 05:42:25 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on August 02, 2010, 11:38:52 AM
Wait.. does that make you one of the lollipop kids?

... lick until you get to the centre?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Keleth on August 02, 2010, 08:01:27 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on August 02, 2010, 04:20:33 PM
Fuckin' Oz Furries.

The only difference between Lion and Oz Furries is that furries want a brain.   :3
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Anker Steadfast on August 02, 2010, 10:14:27 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 02, 2010, 05:42:25 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on August 02, 2010, 11:38:52 AMWait.. does that make you one of the lollipop kids?
... lick until you get to the centre?

That's disrturbing in a whole new way. :erk

Though it seems Spook's avatar picture is trying to do that to Mao's avatar.
I take it there's some special meaning behind it ? :)
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 02, 2010, 10:31:46 PM
Quote from: Drathorin on August 02, 2010, 08:01:27 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on August 02, 2010, 04:20:33 PM
Fuckin' Oz Furries.

The only difference between Lion and Oz Furries is that furries want a brain.   :3

:zombiekun2
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 03, 2010, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on August 02, 2010, 10:14:27 PM
That's disrturbing in a whole new way. :erk

Aww, you say the sweetest things.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Anker Steadfast on August 04, 2010, 07:05:08 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 03, 2010, 08:39:37 AM
Quote from: Anker Steadfast on August 02, 2010, 10:14:27 PMThat's disturbing in a whole new way. :erk
Aww, you say the sweetest things.

Apparently, I aim to please. :)


.... I need a better crossbow.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on August 04, 2010, 07:30:01 AM
If you're pleasing folks with a crossbow...

Hell, I'm just going to come out and say it.. you're all a bunch of sicko's.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 04, 2010, 08:00:19 AM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on August 04, 2010, 07:30:01 AM
If you're pleasing folks with a crossbow...

Worst. Green Arrow Comic. Ever.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 04, 2010, 08:42:27 AM
Wot, like this (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2767537/)?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: ShadesFox on August 04, 2010, 10:45:04 AM
Mom! Mao is calling me a sicko!

And llearch, I wish you would give some warning. Almost loaded FA at work :<. Fortunately I'm on my phone <_<
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Anker Steadfast on August 04, 2010, 12:24:26 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 04, 2010, 08:42:27 AMWot, like this (http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2767537/)?

Methinks she was not slapping people with a crossbow.
It was probably more in the line of a giant dildo.

... ofcourse, I find that hilarious too.

:D
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 04, 2010, 01:26:13 PM
So glad FA is blocked at work. Fuckin furries.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 04, 2010, 01:40:44 PM
Quote from: ShadesFox on August 04, 2010, 10:45:04 AM
Mom! Mao is calling me a sicko!

And is he wrong?

Quote from: ShadesFox on August 04, 2010, 10:45:04 AM
And llearch, I wish you would give some warning. Almost loaded FA at work :<. Fortunately I'm on my phone <_<

Gee, I have to warn people that I'm posting things that will upset them?

Where's the fun in that?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Gabi on August 05, 2010, 11:29:43 AM
It takes a very sensitive person to be upset by the phrase "marital aid".
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: ShadesFox on August 05, 2010, 11:33:04 PM
I wasn't upset by it, I just don't want to be on FA at work... some people there have had their sense of humor surgically removed.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 06, 2010, 12:20:01 AM
It's full of furries and porn. Pervs.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 06, 2010, 08:53:55 AM
good reason to avoid going there, I spose.

Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 06, 2010, 09:28:03 AM
It's why I don't post here.

Wait...
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Mao on August 06, 2010, 09:32:47 AM
Communist.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 06, 2010, 09:37:44 AM
... sharing with everyone, Mao?
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Darkmoon on August 06, 2010, 12:02:27 PM
Quote from: Mao Laoren on August 06, 2010, 09:32:47 AM
Communist.

I am not! Just because I like red, think all wealth should be shared, drink vodka, and regularly praise Stalin, that doesn't make me a Communist.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Anker Steadfast on August 08, 2010, 08:30:17 AM
Quote from: ShadesFox on August 05, 2010, 11:33:04 PM
I wasn't upset by it, I just don't want to be on FA at work... some people there have had their sense of humor surgically removed.

Yeah, but that kind of people will get mad at you for surfing those forums when you are at work as well.
Basically, if you do anything non-work-related, they get pissed.

I've worked in a place where that was the case. They even measured how much time I used on the potty, right down to the second. Any webpage that was not directly related to work, and I'd have a supervisor hanging over my shoulder. Didn't matter wether or not I had anything to *do* at that particular moment or not. I could have done all my work, and be manning the phones (high level tech support in tele communications), and even though the phones were dead and all was done, they would get all pissy about me even chacking my private webmail.

In the case of such persons, FA would have been the least of my problems.
Thank god I quit that job, it was soul crushing.
Title: Re: cactus looks sad :(
Post by: Gabi on August 08, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
I wasn't suggesting that you were upset, Shades.

Sorry to hear that, Anker. That reminds me a lot of my old job at TIDA. It was mostly the same situation, and I'm also glad I quit.