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Title: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] - Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Captain on May 21, 2010, 01:12:49 AM
There's no need to worry knives are your friend. Didn't you look at knives and say "this should work" when you were younger too?
Nah, I wouldn't worry either. Go Abel!
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: SquirrelWizard on May 21, 2010, 01:16:21 AM
Based on the size of the knife in correlation to the size of Jyrras and his intellect, I do not believe we have anything to worry about.

While it is true that he could potentially inflict grievous bodily harm upon multiple beings; the size of the knife is well below imminent cataclysmic disaster size.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on May 21, 2010, 01:24:05 AM
I would probably react the same way Jyrras is...........of course, I would have picked an axe, rather than a knife.......  >:3

Abel, I think you've made it very clear multiple times, that you are way behind in the times...... :sweatdrop

I think someone should give him some encyclopedias or newspapers or something to read to catch up on everything...........we already knows he like to read, right?  :B



((Edit: Was missing some words, that were supposed to be in there.))
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Drayco84 on May 21, 2010, 01:24:20 AM
*Cough...*
Blade-Mecha.
That is all...
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on May 21, 2010, 01:38:19 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on May 21, 2010, 01:24:20 AM
*Cough...*
Blade-Mecha.
That is all...

I laughed when I read that! :lol Props to you, dear sir.  ;)
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Kenji on May 21, 2010, 01:41:40 AM
And what's wrong with liking sharp pointy objects? >.>
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Jer-oh-me on May 21, 2010, 01:47:40 AM
There's nothing wrong with a healthy appreciation of  bladed cutting tools, particularly knives, sure fondling them appreciatively isn't exactly their most traditional usage, but they still deserve to be cared for. Now excuse me, it's a quarter to Eleven, and I have to do my third daily polishing of my show knives.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Jairus on May 21, 2010, 01:59:03 AM
Well! Jyrras has snapped. It'll all be giant clone robots and evil dinosaur monkey penguins with laser eyes from now on. Time to hold your loved ones close and pray for mercy from our adorable lord and master.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: joshofspam on May 21, 2010, 02:02:32 AM
All work and no play makes Jy-Jy a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jy-Jy a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jy-Jy a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jy-Jy a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jy-Jy a dull boy.

What's that mister Knife?
You know how to make things un-dull?
Your right mister Knife.
I always thought you were a sharp fella.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Jasonrevall on May 21, 2010, 02:12:05 AM
He's just making a stew. A tasty journalist/photographer stew that is.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on May 21, 2010, 02:32:13 AM
Quote from: Jairus on May 21, 2010, 01:59:03 AM
Time to hold your loved ones close and pray for mercy from our adorable lord and master.

Wait............ :erk so does this mean there will be a fight between Foamy (http://foamy.wikia.com/wiki/Foamy) and Jyrras?

There can only be one adorable lord and master, here.....  :P




((Edited: It now includes a link to who Foamy is, for those who don't know. My apologies for not including the link to begin with......  :< Also, a WARNING the cartoons he appears in may not be appropriate for all ages and include cussing and other things of obscene nature that could be found offensive to some.))
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: !KCA on May 21, 2010, 02:43:09 AM
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on May 21, 2010, 02:32:13 AM
Wait............ :erk so does this mean there will be a fight between Foamy and Jyrras?

There can only be one adorable lord and master, here.....  :P

Who's Foamy?
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on May 21, 2010, 02:53:09 AM
Quote from: !KCA on May 21, 2010, 02:43:09 AM
Who's Foamy?

Previous post is now Edited to include a link and a little warning, so please check above.......he also claims to be our "lord and master"... :3

:bow
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Unsilenced on May 21, 2010, 02:54:52 AM
Knives are your friends!
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: ooklah on May 21, 2010, 02:57:43 AM
i remember him fighting wildy... while he probably didn't win, he probably didn't loose for a while either.

And everyone does not want to fight wildy, he can probably do more damage then one would think with that thing.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Darktail67 on May 21, 2010, 03:19:14 AM
I formally say we should keep tabs on the fact that, when Jy starts relying on crude home utensils over his own inventions to care for himself (and a knife, no less), that likely means he's gone way beyond the 'snapped' barrier: He's likely gonna stay ready to be checked into a mental institute for a while...


In an informal note, there's nothing wrong with holding a knife before your face with a maniacal grin plastered on your face: who knows, maybe he's just admiring his grin on the blade's reflecting surface? I'm sure THAT would work to get rid of all unwanted attention/stalking/etc  :)
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Anker Steadfast on May 21, 2010, 03:23:17 AM
It's always the quiet ones that are the weirdest.
Also, it's the clever ones that know how to inflict the most damage with a small knife.


Quiet + Intelligent + Knife = Jy-Jy on a killing spree ?
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: InsanityRequiem on May 21, 2010, 04:01:59 AM
A snapped Jyrras is an awesome Jyrras! Now to see what his snapped mind will bring. Will it be shonen-ai killing with a knife in hand? Or knife killings with shonen-ai in hand?!
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Tapewolf on May 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
My immediate thought was 'self harm'.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: AmigaDragon on May 21, 2010, 05:02:17 AM
Naw, he just needed something to cut his Bachelor of the Year celebratory cake. :chef
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Vicorus on May 21, 2010, 05:32:02 AM
And here I was thinking that Jy was planning on covering his home in knives, to stop people climbing the walls. Ooo. Rocket propelled knife walls.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: VAE on May 21, 2010, 05:35:43 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on May 21, 2010, 04:15:46 AM
My immediate thought was 'self harm'.
Strangely enough i thought it too, as some perverse way of testing the protection... It is the way he holds the knife in two hands that just screams 'harakiri"
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Sprinkles on May 21, 2010, 07:17:34 AM
Self-mutilation is exactly what I thought, too.  :< Though that's really more Abel's Story-esque than anything that tends to be seen in the main DMFA-verse.
But I suppose we will have to wait and see.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Turnsky on May 21, 2010, 07:50:59 AM
he's prolly just gonna cut the cheese, folks.  >:3
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Magic on May 21, 2010, 09:05:42 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/theavatarbin/shiny.jpg?t=1274445914)
Art credited to Amber, as always.

I couldn't help it. I'm a horrible person. If you'll excuse me, I'll go find my blood splatter brushes so I can draw a full image instead.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Chairtastic on May 21, 2010, 09:21:26 AM
Awww, he looks so cute with pointy things.  Must...fight urge to hug. :U

Maybe, being a Demon, Lorenda has a built-in sensor for when someone starts up a rampage?  Some sort of territory defense mechanism?
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 21, 2010, 10:31:42 AM
Quote from: Meany on May 21, 2010, 09:21:26 AM
Awww, he looks so cute with pointy things.  Must...fight urge to hug. :U

Maybe, being a Demon, Lorenda has a built-in sensor for when someone starts up a rampage?  Some sort of territory defense mechanism?

How about she is his friend, and she worries about him, so.  Maybe we will have a plot twist, where Abel see from Lorenda's mind, what JyJy is hiding for Abel.   But I'm sure Abel knows, what is going on in Jyrras' mind, does he?   mmmm Oh Jyrras got that Mind-shield.... SO maybe not.  

:mowcookie to JYJY
PBH

Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Escher on May 21, 2010, 10:55:32 AM
Cue Higurashi When They Cry music.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Lisky on May 21, 2010, 11:14:26 AM
"What's that mister knifey?..."

*holds flat-edge to ear*

"Oh no... we couldn't possibly do THAT... Who would clean up the mess?!"

(/red dwarf references)
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Jairus on May 21, 2010, 11:15:22 AM
Quote from: Magic on May 21, 2010, 09:05:42 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/theavatarbin/shiny.jpg?t=1274445914)
Art credited to Amber, as always.

I couldn't help it. I'm a horrible person. If you'll excuse me, I'll go find my blood splatter brushes so I can draw a full image instead.
Awwww, it's like he's starting up his own dark magic ritual using the souls of reporters and bachelorettes!

Seriously, he could just be cutting a mini microwave pizza or something.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: ishidan on May 21, 2010, 12:00:37 PM
Quote from: Mrs_A_ZeTavia on May 21, 2010, 01:24:05 AM
I would probably react the same way Jyrras is...........of course, I would have picked an axe, rather than a knife.......  >:3
Axes are brawler's weapons.  You need massive strength to use an axe effectively.
Besides, given Jy-jy's size, that would be a "hatchet".

Jy-jy is small and finessed.

And besides, he probably built a lightsaber for personal defense.  A weapon for a more civilized age.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Alondro on May 21, 2010, 12:09:27 PM
*Charline speaks in Australian drawl*  That's not a knife...  *pulls out a blade twice as tall as herself*  Now THAT'S a knife!   >:3
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Starcat5 on May 21, 2010, 01:17:39 PM
*Puts fridge magnets on Charline's knife* There. That's much better.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: joshofspam on May 21, 2010, 02:37:21 PM
Maybe it's not so bad.

It could be a sandwitch that he's making. Got to cut all those fresh ingredients right?

Of course Deeb's probably wondering why Jyras is being all dark and sinister making a sandwitch then. :kruger

Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Unsilenced on May 21, 2010, 03:10:19 PM
...

Jyrras gunna stab a bitch? :v

Sorry, had to say it.



In all srsnss, I don't think he's going to do anything. It strikes me as a visual gag rather than a set up for a bloody massacre.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Demont on May 21, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
it throw me for a Loop if Jyrras was about to cut up some ..........BROWNIES!!!
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: joshofspam on May 21, 2010, 04:03:31 PM
Quote from: Demont on May 21, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
it throw me for a Loop if Jyrras was about to cut up some ..........BROWNIES!!!

That takes me back to Jyras's dreams of evil mab brownie dreams.

Yesss. I wonder how Jyras vengeance's is different from Fae vengeance?

Brownies would just be the perfect way to go.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Vicorus on May 21, 2010, 04:16:56 PM
Quote from: joshofspam on May 21, 2010, 04:03:31 PM
Quote from: Demont on May 21, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
it throw me for a Loop if Jyrras was about to cut up some ..........BROWNIES!!!

That takes me back to Jyras's dreams of evil mab brownie dreams.

Yesss. I wonder how Jyras vengeance's is different from Fae vengeance?

Brownies would just be the perfect way to go.

Wait...that's it! Jy's plan is to feed Mab's brownies to anyone who comes within 50 feet of him! I knew my previous theory was broken somehow. Although, that leads to the question of whether Jy can persuade Mab to make more brownies...
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on May 21, 2010, 04:20:25 PM
Quote from: Vicorus on May 21, 2010, 04:16:56 PM
Quote from: joshofspam on May 21, 2010, 04:03:31 PM
Quote from: Demont on May 21, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
it throw me for a Loop if Jyrras was about to cut up some ..........BROWNIES!!!

That takes me back to Jyras's dreams of evil mab brownie dreams.

Yesss. I wonder how Jyras vengeance's is different from Fae vengeance?

Brownies would just be the perfect way to go.

Wait...that's it! Jy's plan is to feed Mab's brownies to anyone who comes within 50 feet of him! I knew my previous theory was broken somehow. Although, that leads to the question of whether Jy can persuade Mab to make more brownies...

On the outside MAB will be all for it....
On the inside Mab will be wonder If Jyrras is eating her cooking, and/or then he is going back to work.

PBH
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Arcblade on May 21, 2010, 05:22:07 PM
Quote from: Magic on May 21, 2010, 09:05:42 AM
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y253/theavatarbin/shiny.jpg?t=1274445914)
Art credited to Amber, as always.

I couldn't help it. I'm a horrible person. If you'll excuse me, I'll go find my blood splatter brushes so I can draw a full image instead.

That's horrifying.  Well done!  The full drawing will likely interfere with my sleep patterns.  

Also, that can't be good.  Bets on what he's going to use the knife for?  

So I guess Lorenda's not immediately looking for Dan.  Just trying to be a friend to Jyrras.  That's nice, at least.  
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Attic Rat on May 21, 2010, 06:56:52 PM
Don't forget the dialog..!
(Pretend you don't notice the severe compression artifacts in this image)

(http://www.sysmatrix.net/~karls/Temporary/shining.jpg)
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Infranscia on May 21, 2010, 07:10:44 PM
I'm among the ones who're not sure whether or not to worry.  On one hand, he really could be planning to cause harm, bodily or otherwise.  On the other, me might just be cutting a melon (http://www.studio7manga.com/werks/meta/The_Everyday_Adventures_of_Meta_Ep_001_Technology_is_a_knife.html) or something.  And again, maybe he's not going to use the knife itself but is just getting inspiration from it or something.

I have to wonder how well he'd be able to use it.  With a little bit of physiology knowledge, he could know where to stab, granted.  Though I wonder if he'd know about how to swing it, stab it, what kind of stance to take, etc.

(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f362/DPTDTKF/Smileys/Aizen/AIwink.gif) You know what they say about taking your eye out.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Bjalf on May 22, 2010, 04:17:29 AM
Quote from: Turnsky on May 21, 2010, 07:50:59 AM
he's prolly just gonna cut the cheese, folks.  >:3

Yes! My thoughts exactly!

Now, cheesy references aside, I don't really get a "harm" vibe off that strip. I'm thinking something ... kitchen-ish (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_952.php). He's probably trying to bake a cake to, you know, impress Abel's pants off.
Title: Re: 21/05/2010 [DMFA #1120] Jyrras likes Knives
Post by: Ryy Lazurus on June 04, 2010, 01:19:18 PM
Maybe he's just going to cut his hair. It's possible he just couldn't find anything else.

Or

Maybe he has dirt in his nails that just won't wash out?

Or

Carrots for dinner?