The Clockwork Mansion

Village Square => The Lost Lake Inn => Topic started by: Madd the Sane on March 05, 2010, 08:42:32 AM

Title: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Madd the Sane on March 05, 2010, 08:42:32 AM
Good to hear that you're feeling better, Amber. And why did you have to leave us at the unmercy of your husband? Why?!
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Anri on March 05, 2010, 08:45:47 AM
I shall be at the convention, being that I am one of the locals! However, I've also been conscripted into running around the con the entire weekend in a pretty red shirt. Oh please don't put me in the away team! ;~;
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Naldru on March 05, 2010, 09:13:18 AM
As I recall, the people in the red shirts didn't fare much better when they stayed on the ship (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedShirt).
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Mao on March 05, 2010, 09:24:50 AM
Hey now, Mason has an excellent sense of humor and kick ass writing skills.  Even if it's punishing, I'm sure it will still be awesome.  Also, though I'm sure he doesn't read these forums (base on something that was discussed in a webcast) on the off chance he does I have but one request... No Necromorph references.  That image still haunts my dreams.  *shudders*
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Scrap Fish on March 05, 2010, 09:53:26 AM
I'm surprised that noone mentioned the fact that this was a clockwork orange parody.

So does Amber get her inspiration from classical music?
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Anri on March 05, 2010, 09:56:42 AM
Quote from: Naldru on March 05, 2010, 09:13:18 AM
As I recall, the people in the red shirts didn't fare much better when they stayed on the ship (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RedShirt).

Nuuuu!  D:
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Mao on March 05, 2010, 10:38:18 AM
Quote from: Scrap Fish on March 05, 2010, 09:53:26 AM
I'm surprised that noone mentioned the fact that this was a clockwork orange parody.

So does Amber get her inspiration from classical music?
If so, I'm going to go ahead and  hope she isn't also a violent rapist.  That said.. she's said some pretty shady things in the past.  Hmm..
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 05, 2010, 10:39:21 AM
Quote from: Scrap Fish on March 05, 2010, 09:53:26 AM
So does Amber get her inspiration from classical music?

No, but I think Mason gets his from a bit of the old Beethoven...
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Mao on March 05, 2010, 10:43:47 AM
And he does seem to enjoy a little bit of the old ultra-violence... hmm.  Curiouser and curiouser.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Crawldragon on March 05, 2010, 11:42:47 AM
I want one of those hats now. You must give me one!
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Lego3400 on March 05, 2010, 12:22:51 PM
I want that hat. Amber totally needs to set up an online shop that sells those hats.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Baal Hadad on March 05, 2010, 01:09:28 PM
Quote from: Scrap Fish on March 05, 2010, 09:53:26 AM
I'm surprised that noone mentioned the fact that this was a clockwork orange parody.

So does Amber get her inspiration from classical music?

She's making up her rassoodock what to do with the evening.  ;)

I noticed, because Stanley Kubrick happens to be my favorite movie director, and A Clockwork Orange is one of my three favorites of his films--the others being The Shining and Eyes Wide Shut.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Jasonrevall on March 05, 2010, 05:27:03 PM
It's nice to know we won't be forgotten this weekend. I myself look forward to the Mason organized strips.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Tapewolf on March 05, 2010, 05:31:57 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 05, 2010, 10:39:21 AM
No, but I think Mason gets his from a bit of the old Beethoven...

Now I have Henry Purcell playing in my head.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Anker Steadfast on March 05, 2010, 06:05:54 PM
Will be interesting to see where the husband takes DMFA .. and if there will be con pics. :)
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Psychedelic Mushroom on March 05, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
Oh cool... I wish I could go to a Con.  :<  My Friend just went to ShevaCon and didn't even take me.  :U
Title: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Chaos on March 05, 2010, 10:22:31 PM
Why? Just Why?

Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
I have no idea as to what the punchline is.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:39:17 PM
Please ignore this double post. Have no idea how it got here.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Crawldragon on March 05, 2010, 11:14:10 PM
Quote from: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
I have no idea as to what the punchline is.
Well, Mason basically says that he doesn't need a larger version of something that he has... and then he shows us something very, very large (compare it to him). Think about it...


Also, I right-click, View Image'd this comic, and I noticed that it's 666 pixels wide. :erk
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Jasonrevall on March 05, 2010, 11:25:19 PM
Hmm I can only say one thing. Za?
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Ghostwish on March 05, 2010, 11:36:14 PM
The screams of Mab's fans shall never cease.

That is, of course, until another drawing of Mink comes along, in which case the screams shall be replaced by d'aws.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Anri on March 05, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
I have no idea as to what the punchline is.

It's... a large Dick.


Cheney.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Dekari on March 06, 2010, 12:20:02 AM
:erk

Wow, this is the first time a web comic has made me go and delete all the contacts form my e-mail program and then run a virus scan.


True the name used was probably just random, but come on.....that is freaky close to my forum name.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: e_voyager on March 06, 2010, 12:26:41 AM
i don't blame you. i've seen variants of my name popping up everywhere online for 8 years now.  and yes it took me a moment to get the joke as well cause i never payed attention to Dick Cheney and i  don't think too many people did.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Wanderer on March 06, 2010, 01:05:38 AM
Quote from: Anri on March 05, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
I have no idea as to what the punchline is.

It's... a large Dick.


Cheney.
Oh. OH. Get it now I do.
Title: Re: 3/05/10 [DMFA] Off to Furnal Equinox
Post by: Netrogo on March 06, 2010, 02:10:12 AM
Well I for one am looking forward to my Sunday venture down to the con. I'd be there Saturday as well but I have prior obligations  :mowdizzy Can't wait though, s'gonna be my first furry con, and I get to see Amber again.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 06, 2010, 04:58:13 AM
Hrm. Merging those two threads got interesting.

Oh, well.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 09:31:06 AM
Quote from: Anri on March 05, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
I have no idea as to what the punchline is.

It's... a large Dick.


Cheney.

i wonder if he lives in the sky, too.  >:3
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 06, 2010, 10:40:07 AM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 09:31:06 AM
i wonder if he lives in the sky, too.  >:3

With Lucy?
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Sunblink on March 06, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
I was not expecting that.

Loling forever.  :giggle

Amber and Mason are like... fleas, I guess, or they have a symbiotic relationship with Dick Cheney that allows a mutually beneficial existence for both organisms, like remoras and sharks.

Or Remoraids and Mantines. [/Pokemans]
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Roach Lord on March 06, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
I hate it when people need good jokes explained to them. Who in the world doesn't know Dick Cheney? The man is the embodiment of Satin. It even says it in the Bible.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
Quote from: Roach Lord on March 06, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
The man is the embodiment of Satin.

the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Sunblink on March 06, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3

Dude, Turnsky, how could you refuse that? A +20 Robe of Dick Cheney is an invaluable addition to any person's inventory.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Psychedelic Mushroom on March 06, 2010, 12:41:22 PM
 :B It took me forever to get punchline of the comic. Nice Mason.  :)
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Anker Steadfast on March 06, 2010, 12:48:15 PM
Quote from: Roach Lord on March 06, 2010, 12:24:15 PMI hate it when people need good jokes explained to them. Who in the world doesn't know Dick Cheney? The man is the embodiment of Satin. It even says it in the Bible.

I had *no* idea who he was.
Mind you, I was guessing it would be some politician, or perhaps come corrupt business man. :)

Offcourse, I'm from Denmark and I have no interest whatsoever in american politics.

Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
Quote from: Roach Lord on March 06, 2010, 12:24:15 PMThe man is the embodiment of Satin.
the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3

Oh man, imagine a bathrobe that would give political speeches while brushing your teeth? :laugh
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Drayco84 on March 06, 2010, 01:03:00 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on March 06, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3

Dude, Turnsky, how could you refuse that? A +20 Robe of Dick Cheney is an invaluable addition to any person's inventory.
Yeah, but it lowers your charisma by 10, nullifies Deflect Missiles, and is practically useless without the Book of Karl Rove. (Hey, I'm just sayin'.)

And I needed no explanation before I started laughing. Doesn't matter if they're republicans or democrats, they both equally suck in my book.

Now I'm really getting at it and checking out his archives. However, I am TOTALLY outraged by this: http://www.tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=494 (http://www.tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=494)! Seriously, if you're gonna deep-fry something in bacon fat, add some mozzarella cheese!

EDIT: Fix'd.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Lucheek on March 06, 2010, 02:33:45 PM
...Amdrea?
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:07:46 PM
I'm not amused.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Chakat Blackspots on March 06, 2010, 04:16:11 PM
Quote from: Wanderer on March 06, 2010, 01:05:38 AM
Quote from: Anri on March 05, 2010, 11:41:58 PM
Quote from: OminousShadow on March 05, 2010, 10:29:59 PM
I have no idea as to what the punchline is.

It's... a large Dick.


Cheney.
Oh. OH. Get it now I do.

I didn't quite get what the point was either until now.  I think Amber's husband has a rather dry sense of humor.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Sunblink on March 06, 2010, 04:18:59 PM
Quote from: Siarnaq on March 06, 2010, 04:07:46 PM
I'm not amused.

I'm not terribly surprised.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Ted Schiller on March 06, 2010, 06:23:19 PM
I was going through DMFA withdrawal, but after a couple of coffee and rums I feel fine.  :)

By the by, I have been thinking this way
http://www.tailsteak.com/archive.php?num=495
since the assistant pastor at my parents' church told some of us youths he did not perform marriages as an Episcopal priest, but as a special judge.  I thought, and still think, that was weird.

Also, by the law of the good ol' USA, the federal government may not dictate what the legal religion is, but a state may.   :erk

With regards,
Ted
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: D'ymkarra on March 06, 2010, 06:29:39 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
Quote from: Roach Lord on March 06, 2010, 12:24:15 PM
The man is the embodiment of Satin.

the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3

The term 'Wolf's Clothing' doesn't even begin to describe the fabric that man is made of..heck, even 'Demon Hide' couldn't begin to cover it, IMO  :kruger
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Roach Lord on March 06, 2010, 06:50:48 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3

I would. George Bush would be my slave and I'd have the powers of a vampire, I see no faults.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Dagardo on March 06, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on March 06, 2010, 04:18:59 PM
Quote from: Siarnaq on March 06, 2010, 04:07:46 PM
I'm not amused.

I'm not terribly surprised.

Neither am I, but this is nothing new considering I have to live with the guy. Although now it feels like i should be smacking him.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Attic Rat on March 07, 2010, 02:34:04 AM
However, in all honesty... Dick Cheney is not THEIR big "Dick"... He used to be ours, but now we're just Biden our time.

Yes, Mason's comic was a political joke about a more-than-a-year-out-of-office politician from somebody else's country (USA), who's primary business while in office was to go about making speeches.

That's a problem when one tries for political humor, sometimes.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Caswin on March 07, 2010, 10:06:58 AM
I liked it, and I strongly hope it is archived somewhere.  Good 'un, Mason.
Title: Re: 03/05/10 [FC#01] - MAAAASSOOOON!!!!
Post by: Scow2 on March 11, 2010, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: Drayco84 on March 06, 2010, 01:03:00 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on March 06, 2010, 12:37:15 PM
Quote from: Turnsky on March 06, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
the fabric? i dunno, man... he doesn't look that smooth, or sheer, and i wouldn't wanna wear anything made from him.  >:3

Dude, Turnsky, how could you refuse that? A +20 Robe of Dick Cheney is an invaluable addition to any person's inventory.
Yeah, but it lowers your charisma by 10, nullifies Deflect Missiles, and is practically useless without the Book of Karl Rove. (Hey, I'm just sayin'.)
It gives a +2 to hit against Lawyers, so that could be a bonus... It doesn't even discriminate between them!

I like good-natured jokes about politicians... Even the ones I support/tolerate/endorse.