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Title: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: ChairmanMow on October 16, 2009, 12:44:04 AM
Ah well.

I can't believe I spent that much time going through each and every DMFA here. Simply put, one of the funniest webcomics since Concerned. (Alas, poor Frohman. I knew him, Mossman.)

I'm curious to see where this comic  will lead, what with the foreshadowing of gloom and doom.

Ah, right. Introductory stuff.

I'm ChairmanMow (best damn pun I ever made), video game nut, mega-liberal, obviously part of the fandom, and all-around techie. (Got a PC problem? Ask me!)

I'll be making a fitting avatar this weekend. Lulz will ensue.

Just be mindful that I came from Facepunch, so I've still got some... habits... that I developed there. Those will appear in due time, I suppose.

Okay, that's all--I'm tired anyways.
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Succubus_1982 on October 16, 2009, 01:05:05 AM
Welcome Chairman, have a mow cookie  :mowcookie

and beware of the Box, Basilisk's injections and Wuffnpuff's hugs.

I'm sure someone more authoritive will tell you about the rules.

Otherwise enjoy!  :boogie
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 09:02:49 AM
Watch out for Chairman Mao. I'm sure he'll show up in due course...
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: VSMIT on October 16, 2009, 09:32:36 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 09:02:49 AM
Watch out for Chairman Mao. I'm sure he'll show up in due course...
Aw, I wanted to do that.

Welcome to our little corner of the internets, Chairman.  Leave your sanity at the door (Trust me, you won't need it where you're going), and try not to take anything very seriously.
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Lisky on October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM
what about Chairman Meow?  :P

Anyways, i heal people, i'm the local doctor, seeing as Ink is on sabbatical for the time being... Besides Succubus(who is again, at the very bottom of the list) health care is given out by seniority...

Have fun, beware Boxy, and enjoy the insanity...  :grin
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Succubus_1982 on October 16, 2009, 10:25:07 AM
Quote from: Basilisk on October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM
what about Chairman Meow?  :P

Anyways, i heal people, i'm the local doctor, seeing as Ink is on sabbatical for the time being... Besides Succubus(who is again, at the very bottom of the list) health care is given out by seniority...

Have fun, beware Boxy, and enjoy the insanity...  :grin

Bottom of the list of what? And who says I wanna be on any of YOUR boring lists  :P
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Lisky on October 16, 2009, 10:27:08 AM
Why, the list of healing Ms. Succubus :B you are below even the newest of the new... in fact, if you were to pick a fight with the new guy... new guy gets healed first in the aftermath :grin
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 10:36:03 AM
Quote from: Basilisk on October 16, 2009, 09:34:00 AM
Have fun, beware Boxy, and enjoy the insanity...  :grin

... What should I beware of?
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Mao on October 16, 2009, 10:47:37 AM
I'm feeling a bit of competition. -.-
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Lysander on October 16, 2009, 11:31:36 AM
Hello, Chairman; you seem like a good guy. Therefore this one welcomes you to this interesting place.   :januscat
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Succubus_1982 on October 16, 2009, 11:33:24 AM
Quote from: Basilisk on October 16, 2009, 10:27:08 AM
Why, the list of healing Ms. Succubus :B you are below even the newest of the new... in fact, if you were to pick a fight with the new guy... new guy gets healed first in the aftermath :grin

Pfft you presume I need your healing....
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: ChairmanMow on October 16, 2009, 02:16:33 PM
I think I like this place already... First to guess what my planned avatar is gets theirs transparent!

Or, if it already is, they get a mow cookie. They're tasty.
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 02:26:54 PM
... If I win this, do I get to say which avatar, or do I just get them all done? ;-]
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Mao on October 16, 2009, 02:42:02 PM
There can be only one Chairman...
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: ChairmanMow on October 16, 2009, 03:50:30 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 02:26:54 PM
... If I win this, do I get to say which avatar, or do I just get them all done? ;-]

Well, that depends. Er... how many do you have?

For I am the real Chairman Mow, and my pun is original!
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: VSMIT on October 16, 2009, 05:01:59 PM
Except that Mao used to go by Mowser.
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
... and has been Chairman Mao for, what, about a year? I'm sure there are some logs somewhere on this forum...
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: ChairmanMow on October 16, 2009, 09:36:36 PM
Well... Wait, hold on a sec...

Where did my self esteem go? I had it just a second ago... Huh.

I'll be back, I have to go find it.
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: JackTheCubiWolf on October 19, 2009, 06:16:32 PM
Welcome. I'd put more but I'm not feeling well right now. *BLARGH*
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Succubus_1982 on October 19, 2009, 06:24:00 PM
Jack! If you're going to be sick use the proper recepticle..... *cough*llearch*cough*
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Yeah. Deposit your vomit, shortly followed by your face, and then your testicles/ovaries, after which the box will turn upside down over your head and clean itself out.


And then laugh at you.
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Brunhidden on October 19, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
then your testicles/ovaries

maybe keep those in separate boxes
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Sunblink on October 20, 2009, 11:09:35 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 16, 2009, 05:16:39 PM
... and has been Chairman Mao for, what, about a year? I'm sure there are some logs somewhere on this forum...

I don't know, I kind of laughed at the joke :<

Welcome to the forum, Chairman. XD
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Mao on October 20, 2009, 12:42:05 PM
Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on October 20, 2009, 11:09:35 AM
I don't know, I kind of laughed at the joke :<

You didn't laugh when I did it! :<

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO!?
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Succubus_1982 on October 20, 2009, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Yeah. Deposit your vomit, shortly followed by your face, and then your testicles/ovaries, after which the box will turn upside down over your head and clean itself out.


And then laugh at you.

How can you tip yourself over my head if I've 'deposited my face' as you put it? Making sense is of the good when thinking of comebacks  :P
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 20, 2009, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: Succubus_1982 on October 20, 2009, 02:22:13 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 19, 2009, 06:58:18 PM
Yeah. Deposit your vomit, shortly followed by your face, and then your testicles/ovaries, after which the box will turn upside down over your head and clean itself out.


And then laugh at you.

How can you tip yourself over my head if I've 'deposited my face' as you put it? Making sense is of the good when thinking of comebacks  :P

Easily. I didn't say your face was attached to your head, did I?

Sheesh. Kids these days, you need to explain every minuscule threat to them, I don't know...
Title: Re: I wish I had a Shakespearian Spider.
Post by: Corgatha Taldorthar on October 20, 2009, 04:23:19 PM
This is why you shouldn't make threats. Just carry out the horrific retribution and laugh about it afterwards.