Hello. The mechanics of this game, 'How Would You React'(also known as the "What would you do? game") are in essence the same as most other forum games. One person makes a question for another, as to how they would react to something or in a certain situation, and the following person would answer to the best of their capability. This would be followed by that same second person also making another question, for the next hapless victi--erm, wonderful player to answer, and then so on and so forth.
An underlying motive for me putting this game out is to learn a little more about everyone, and just the same for everyone else.
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[Not me]Query: How would you react if you woke up tomorrow to find that in your sleep, you have transformed into a little bunny rabbit?
[Me]Reaction: I'd hop around a bit, giggling giddily in my mind (that is if I still retained my human consciousness), then worry about what I'd do with the rest of my life, and worry about my family and friends wondering what'd happened to me, and why there's a bunny hopping around on my bed.
[Me]Query: How would you react if a bucket of hydrochloric acid was poured over your monitor?
[P.S. If this in the wrong area... Sorry!]
I wouldn't post in this thread, because I wouldn't be able to see your query or what I was writing. Or even where that reply button was to hit.
What would you do if you couldn't stop sneezing?
I'd try to figure out how to build a portable generator that takes the power of sneezes and turns it into energy, thus powering my house. But I'd sneeze too often to see what the heck I was doing, and eventually die from strain on the body caused by so many sneezes.
How would you react if a 'Wiku Worm' was an actual living creature?
Use it for scientific advances and experimentation or eat it.
What would you do if they came for you? ~~
Run for it. Jump over the garden fence and take a shortcut through the back gardens.
What would you do if your friend walked past you eating a chicken? A live one.
Question his logic, and laugh when he dies of food poisoning.
What would you do if everything you ever loved, just up an' vanished one day.
I'd cry and cry and wail and blog. I'd talk about my stresses and how nothing in life goes right, and then proceed to make "If I stopped coming, what would you do?" journals on DeviantArt.
In all seriousness, though, I'd probably cry and cry, then move on. There's more to life than just mourning over the past, y'know. Most people replace the things they love throughout their life anyway.
How would you react if:
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/1167988161785jz6.jpg)
Well, since I can't seem to read the picture, I'd do what I always do. Post on forums like these and make sarcastic comments to appear smarter than I actually am.
What would you do if you have a lot of deadlines for expectations you cannot fulfill?
I'd lay back, and watch some Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, Ergo Proxy, and Ranma 1/2. Seriously thinking about Claymore now.
How would you react if you were at a concert for your mostest favoritest music group ever, and all your clothes suddenly vanished?
I'm in cross country so this one is easy, run like hell.
How would you react if the person next to you vanished?
Wonder if I'm next and get the heck out of there of course, after a moment of nonplussed staring. :B
What would you do if you suddenly had a supply of nothing but the food you hated most?
Wait, would I actually be limited to eating only that? In that case, do everything I can to make it seem more appealing. Of course, in my case, it's Cottage Cheese. I can't do Jack !@#$ with cottage cheese.
What would you do if anything you ever said from the point of reading this and onwards was replaced by a speech bubble over your head, while your vocabulary would begin consisting of only various weighted, explosive Wingdings or Webdings instead of actual letters, that would fall and explode?
(Superstar Saga reference, so if you've played it or seen it you can figure it out.)
i would become Jericho and use my silence as power
what would you do if you found yourself Turing into your sibling.
Freak out, because I DONT WANT TO BE MY DEAD FATHER.
(Grandparents adopted me, making me my father's brother)
How would you react if you discovered you could shoot pasta from your fingertips.
I would go through the traditional phases.
First would be shock at this ability.
Second would be denial that it existed.
Third would be some sort of railing at the universe for making me an even bigger freak than I already am.
Then rationality would set in and I would try to figure out some way of making money from this unique talent.
What would you do if you found out you were terminally ill?
Oh, this one's VERY easy. I'd become an evil mastermind, and either try to take over the world before I die, or figure out a way to transfer my consciousness into a new, prosthetic body, which I would use to do all sorts of horrible, terrible things with.
... Realistically, however, I'd sigh and drop out of school, resign myself to fansubbed anime, translated manga, videogames and books.
What would you do if you found out that your home (and everything inside) had been eaten by Mows? Following that, how would you react if a mow decided to 'hug' you? (Mow hugs being described as latching onto the person and making cute noises while fluttering their wings very quickly, as per DMFA Cast page.)
Just smile and after they were done hugging you walk away, then of course run like hell!!!
What would you do if you discovered the meaning of life.
I would tell everyone, making life meaningless, thus causing Linkin Park sales to Skyrocket!
How would you react, if you were on fire, but it didn't hurt, nor cause any physical pain to you or anything around you, or damage anything.
Essentially, How would you react if you were on fire, with the pretty glowy burnyness, without any of the bad parts.
I would convince people that I was divine and start a cult.
How would you act if a troll stalked your online persona, spreading abuse and filth wherever you went?
The same way I did the last time that happened to me.
Use a new identity.
How would you React if you woke up dead.
I wouldn't. I'd be dead :p
How would you react if everyone around you started babbling in totally technical terms that they expected you to understand but you did not?
I would ignore it for a while, and if it persisted i'd take it up with *ninjad*
...
I would inquire as to how i was killed and then set about creating my memoirs.
How would you react if you woke up without an arm.
*ninjad again*
wth...
alright this time for real. OK. i would uhh. i would. hell with it. I'd run like hell.
How would you react if you suddenly had the ability to understand said thechnical terms.
Perhaps conversing in technical jargon would not be such an insurmountable task, which collaborative effort would benefit from my partaking since jargon is no barrier which would ostracize persons such as myself.
How would you react if you had an irritable urge to go to Murmansk?
I'd look it up on the internet. Discovering it's usually not very warm there anyway and forget all about those silly urges.
How would you react if the MiBs (the corporate muscle kind, not the alien-busting kind) came to your door and wanted you to take a ride with them in their shiny new black van?
I would kill them. Or just shut my door. Whichever is easier.
What would you do if you realized the security force at your university in a crummy neighborhood is totally worthless and unreliable?
"the answer, use a gun... and if that doesnt work, use more gun" - Engineer, from Meet the Engineer TF2
What do you do if your driving on icy roads, try stopping at a light, and your regular brakes arn't stopping you in time?
Accelerate.
You're reading one of those wacky choose your own adventure books when suddenly... The Zombie Apocalypse is upon you! What do you do?
Thankfully, I have organized before they rose, and promptly chop down my own stairs and prepare to wait it out.
You are sitting beneath an apple tree, and a pear falls on your head. What do you do?
share my discovery of a pear/apple tree crossbread with the world, or if i'm hungry and the pear looks good, i'd eat it.
What would you do if you were iron man?
exploit my superhuman abilities given to me from the armor for personal gains
what would you do, if you woke up from a month long coma, only to find yourself in what seems like a totally deserted city...
First, I'd try and figure out if I was really just in LA. If not, I'd try to find any trace of civilization before I died of dehydration.
How would you react if Frank Sinatra, Elvis Presley, James Brown, and Ray Charles all came back from the dead on the same day?
begin hunting for the source of their zombiedom... obviously
what would you if you had the choice of getting 10 millions dollars, American, or finding true love
I would call to see if anyone else is still alive. then the survivors and i would band together to form the brotherhood of steel!
what would you do if you saw a cow jump over the moon?
Be more amazed by the existence of the cow in the middle of the metropolis rather than the occurrence.
How would you react if you were whisked away through the looking-glass and to wonderland?
After a moment of panic, I'd remember I can get back anytime I want by clicking my shoes together. Then I'd try to come up with a way to bring a munchkin back with me and sell his story to the Enquirer.
How would you react If aliens descended on earth and declared they wanted to make you king of their interstellar government?
First I'd ask them what kind of government it was, seeing as our planet's governments could use a little improvement, and I'd want to know if theirs did too. Then I'd see if we could give each other good advice, and see if I really wanted to have supreme power over a planet.
How would you react if you found out you were afflicted with cancer, and learned from your doctors there was an experimental treatment that had a decent success rate, but involved killing kittens?
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 26, 2008, 10:51:54 AM
After a moment of panic, I'd remember I can get back anytime I want by clicking my shoes together. Then I'd try to come up with a way to bring a munchkin back with me and sell his story to the Enquirer.
You're thinking of Wizard of Oz, not Alice in Wonderland or Through The Looking Glass.
Try the Cheshire Cat, with the "Drink Me" and "Eat Me", and the deck of cards; the Walrus and the Oysters; the Jabberwocky; the Owl and the Pussycat; and, of course, the White Rabbit, with his friends the Mad Hatter and the Dormouse.
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 26, 2008, 10:51:54 AM
How would you react If aliens descended on earth and declared they wanted to make you king of their interstellar government?
I'd be inclined to ask them what was involved, what the term limitations were, and if I could come back home again afterwards. Then there's the dependants, remuneration, risk of assassination, travel costs, relativity, the effects of light speed travel, how long I'd be expected to be away, what would happen to the World whilst I was gone, etc.
I expect they'd probably give up and go ask someone else before I finished asking questions. ;-]
Quote from: Black_angel on December 26, 2008, 12:29:53 PM
How would you react if you found out you were afflicted with cancer, and learned from your doctors there was an experimental treatment that had a decent success rate, but involved killing kittens?
Nuts. Erm... I'd be out there with a shovel in a flash. Although, I would probably be looking at purchasing my own cats to grow my own set of kittens, and I definitely wouldn't be up for causing them any unnecessary pain in the process...
What would you do if you found yourself like a glass of water?
Well, that's kinda difficult. The human body is 80% water as it is. If you mean a literal glass of water, I guess I wouldn't react. Water has no brain and no consciouness. It's kind of like the atheist's dilemma: if the religious people are right, they get to brag about it, but if the atheists are right, no-one gets to say anything.
Incidentally, if I could think, I'd be trying like hell to either sprout legs and run, or knock myself over and "run."
How would you react if your dreams started to spill into the waking world?
Well, I admit, I don't recall my dreams at all, and i'm not even sure how often I dream. (I don't sleep much, and when I do, I sleep very lightly)
However, most of my dreams that I do remember are bizarre, surreal ever shifting patterns of color with musical numbers attached. So I'd set up a gate and chrge for admission into the show.
What woud you do if you had persistant back pain? Not the debilitating kind, just the annoying kind.
Quote from: Black_angel on December 27, 2008, 01:43:00 AM
How would you react if your dreams started to spill into the waking world?
You truly, honestly do
not want to know. Many of my dreams are carnal. Uncomfortably so sometimes even for me, so that pretty much means that you would be disturbed to the point of wanting to pour bleach over your eyes just to get rid of the mental image.
Yeah.
But coming up with an alternative, I'd be running around with a kick-
ASS technomagical arm that would transform into something akin to a cannon and have swirly spinning magical things akin to Data Drain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJgSEJCb__4).
Quote from: Corgatha Taldorthar on December 29, 2008, 10:28:52 AM
What woud you do if you had persistant back pain? Not the debilitating kind, just the annoying kind.
I'd probably bend myself backwards over a bench or chair or some kind of stable set-up and stretch it all the time. You get used to that sort of thing.
How would you react if you suddenly found yourself with "Mortal Kombat"esque combat capabilities?
... no two people are not on fire... :mwaha and yea, i'd be playing with fireballs everywhere... maybe beat the crap out of a few pickpockets... but mostly playing with whatever magical fire/acid/ice/harpoon with reel function i had, and mess with the world... cause what'd they do about it
what would you do if you suddenly found yourself with the choice of being a vampire, or being a lesser demon (old European mythology style incubus/succubus for example)
Lesser demon. Vampires, while cool, in a dark, romantic kind of way(lolwut?), simply don't compare too well. Especially since you catch fire in sunlight. Buuuuurn.
How would you react if all you ever needed to eat was, in fact, tootsie pops, yet it took 3,214,447,133,141,592,654 licks to get to the center?
Chew.
How would you react if you found yourself in the same situation as Buffy?
What, in the profession of vampire slaying? Dunno, either wonder how a guy could get a seemingly female-only role, or wonder exactly how I got myself a female body.
How would you react if you opened the door after someone knocked and saw this guy (http://fp.ignatz.plus.com/images/Manhattan%20LifeDeath%20small.png) standing in front of you?
I'd ask him when I was gonna get married, then I'd ask if I could get him to sign my copy of Watchmen.
How would you react if you opened the door and saw This guy (http://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/fff17rorschach.jpg) standing there?
"Hiya, Rorschach. Come in! Did you want a drink or something? What can I do for you?"
... but then, I'm probably as odd in my way as he is in his.
How would you react if you woke up and your gender had been reassigned?
Depends on what I'd been reassigned to. Female, indeterminable, or zombie?
How would you react? if your face was permanently reconfigured into >:3?
I'd wear a mask. D:
How would you react if there was a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
I'd pick up a boomstick and break out the shoop-da-whoop!
How would you react if just before going to bed at night (provided you have one), the Evil Monkey jumped out of your closet (provided you have one) and pointed its finger at you? :dface
Realistic answer: I would panic for a second, then fly out of bed, jump over (or land on) his finger and run screaming out the door.
Evil Monkey answer: I would point at myself and make a noise to the effect of, "Me?" Let's see if that monkey can actually go somewhere with this.
How would you react if you woke up and a Mow was sitting in the corner of your room, chitter-mrring and just then waking up itself?
I'd probably walk over to it, offer it a bit of food, and hope it's benevolent.
How would you react, if you discovered upon dying, that the scientologists were RIGHT.
...lets just say it would involve me going Ballistic because the crazies were right.
How would you react if you woke up one morning and found out that humanity made first contact with a race of aliens that were furres?
Would be very interested in seeing how first contact was handled...And considering that there is a decent chance that any other race we might have contact out there could be it may just happen.
How would you react, if the United States broke up into individual states which went to war with each other occasionally?
*Bonus points if you pick the flightsim I got this idea from*
... personally i'd find a zeppelin carrier, and start working for sky pirates :P (i assume we're talking about crimson skies)
How would you react if you found yourself waking up in a total stranger's house after a night of heavy drinking?
Be honestly truly surprised as the heaviest drink I've had was a premixed with a bout 4% alc....So A) I'd be checking I still had my kidneys :P B) Wonder which of my friends drugged me C) Wondering how I could get out and not be seen :P
How would you react, if your compute achieved sentience....And then fixed all the current economic problems without breaking a single law....And then made itself a human replica droid to reside in.
*And no points for Bas. Hint: you steal a F22 from the IRS*
i'd first be mildly concerned, then i'd apply for a patent
how would you react if you won the lottery, and your house/apartment was hit by a large meteor and erased from existence in the same day?
Sell the meteor to the government for untold millions, as one of that size be worth at least that much. Go buy a new house with the money, invest a large amount in the low stock market (making sure to do research first to find the ones selling under-priced) and put the rest in a Swiss bank account.
How would you react if the Chinese (totalitarian) government somehow managed to take over the world one morning?
wo shi yi di nar zhong wen, ho shi ni di mama de puo fu he de ne di baba shi shei
(yea, i speak a little mandarin and yes that's a series of insults :D)
how would you react if you were given the choice between control of the world, or a superpower? and what would you do in the aftermath?
Superpower, as in a supernatural ability. Control of the world takes too much bureaucracy and gives too much stress, both of which I would rather not like. Depending on the superpower in question, I would either live a normal life, or spend the rest of my days in exile running away from the government.
How would you react if someone insulted you and your whole family tree in a high-profile public demonstration?
PS: I studied Chinese and without tones or exactly which characters, it is impossible to tell if that is an insult or not.
Point and laugh.
Basilisk, posting something in another language is against the rules (http://clockworkmansion.com/main.php?page=rules#rule08). I do not wish to have to make this clearer, because it involves actual effort on my part. If that happens, I shall be unhappy, and I do real good at sharing that unhappiness around.
How would you cope if you woke up to find you'd been banned? Not just from the forum, but from the internet as a whole?
Oog. Um... I guess I'd have to find other ways to contact my friends during break... I'm a bit awkward on the phone with some people. And I guess I'd have to start writing letters to long-distance friends. I'd have to join a LARP to roleplay, which means I'd have to make a bit more money to afford costumes and such. On the bright side, my tendinitis might fade. One big downside would be the inability to put up any fanfiction or get a Deviantart account like I've been meaning to do. So eventually, I'd get sick of it and get a lawyer to figure out a way to get me back online.
How would you react if you were named as a suspect in a gruesome, media-covered murder?
I would contact my lawyer and hire a private investigator to help find the real culprit.
How would you react if you were shrunk down to the size of a mouse?
Have someone get my old Fisher Price castle playset and run around in it.
What would you do if someone suddenly passed a large, commercially-sized block of ice onto you?
I would fob it off to the next random passerby. Why would I want a huge block of ice?
How would you react if you had some work or school important related deadline, but your family kept insisting on you doing activities with them that keep you away from your work?
compromise, do some of the stuff with the fam, then ditch them when convenient to get my work done
how would you react if you found out the neighbor who you've been feuding with actually works for the NSA as a field agent? (think splinter cell)
Chew bubblegum and kick ass.
How would you react if Kirby ate your most favoritest thing in the world?
I would watch in horror as kirby mutated into a melting mass of bad graphics as he ate my sewing machine with a screen...
How would you react if you knew you had a multiple personality disorder, with one of the personalities containing memories of you doing horrible things and was completely insane?
I'd turn myself in.
How would you react, if you found out that your FAVORITE SNACK FOOD IN THE ENTIRETY OF EXISTENCE, was declared a threat to national security, and treasonous to own and/or eat?
I'd find a new one.
How would you react if you found out that not only was the Devil living among us, but was a fashion designer?
... wait, i design clothes now?
how would you react if you found out one of your fellow forum goers was actually the devil, and merely joined the forum in search of delicious souls?
Well, I think he's a little too late.
How would you react if you were in a mountain hiking alone and saw dragon(s) flying in the sky?
I'd take 42 pictures, and use 41 of them to slap all the teachers I've had in the past that said dragons don't exist.
Simultaneously.
How would you react if Britney Spears got the American Presidency?
I'd start saving money to hire the best assassin in the business. If I somehow decided it wasn't worth the legal and moral burdens, I'd just buy a cyanide pill.
How would you react if Hollywood came up with its own ideas at last?
I'd have faith in the English-language movie industry again. Currently, Bollywood is much better in my eyes.
How would you react if Snake came to your home, knocked on the door, and said that he needed somewhere to stay?
i'm hiding in a box... i don't know why, but i feel safe here, but there's more to it than that. It's like i was meant to be here... destined to be in this box. Hmmm.... maybe you should come in here and see if you feel it too?
how would you react if life were like a video game?
Depends on which video game. Honestly, methinks I'd love to be in a fully functional 'The World' from the .Hack series.
How would you react if a character in your game suddenly said 'Turn the console off. The mission is a failure, cut the power.'?
i'd ignore him, for they are obviously lying to me since the simulation is not yet over...
(i wonder how long we can go with MGS related responses)
How would you react if you were given the mission of sneaking into russia, deaungl with hundreds of Spetznas, destroying a giant take capable of firing nuclear missiles across the world, all the while having psychopaths with magical power stalking you?
I'd hide under a box and let it all blow over.
How would you react if you suddenly found out Raiden eventually becomes less of a nublet and more of an awesomesauce ninja?
At first I'd be all "What"
Then I'd be sad, cause I'd never get to play that game.
How would you react if you saw a picture of your face, posted on an imageboard.
I'd say "that's obviously a 'shop, I don't look anywhere near that good."
How would you react if the Sonic Team managed to make a good game?
Die of old age first.
How would you react if you woke up to find your family dead?
:dface 'A' :C :crying :tired
Those emotes, would pretty much explain my series of emotions.
So much I haven't told them. ._.
How would you react if you woke up, and discovered that flying scorpions had replaced mosquitos.
... find the nearest scuba store and buy a sharkskin suit... lets see those flying SOBs sting me through that
how would you react if you discovered you had exactly 240 hours left to live from the moment you received the phone call revealing the horrible truth?
I would carry on my life as if nothing had happened. Even now, I'd be surprised to be assured that I had ten days left :p
What would you do if a friend revealed to you that he had some privately disgusting and morally indefensible belief, something like thinking it fun to eat babies, or something on a similar order, but hadn't actually acted on those beliefs, knowing them to be disruptive to society?
... i'd be using my 1 to eating babies scale in said persons presence every chance i could
how would you react if you were stopped by the police because you had a blood stain on your shirt? (side note, the blood, and the shirt aren't yours)
First I[d wonder how I got someone else's shirt. Then I'd get the cops to test the blood and find out whose it was so I could see if I'd been attacked and forgotten somehow. Then I'd go Law and Order on their asses.
How would you react if you found out that you had the power to replace all weapons currently being used in battle...with teddy bears?
I would use it immediately, and tell the world leader that if they don't want the teddy bears, they can give them to the homeless kids they could have built houses for with the money they spent on the weapons. (I'd keep one for myself. >:3 )
Edit: (I'm stupid) How would you react if you suddenly found yourself on top of mount Everest with the person of your dreams at your side?
Faint - I have asthma and I'm sure the sudden shift to thin air would not do any good considering my condition.
How would you react if you were told you had syringomyelia?
Wonder if it had something to do with syringes.
What would you do if an Okapi appeared in your back yard and started following you around everywhere?
i'd be mildly concerned for it's health at the moment, i doubt a south american horse like thing would do too well in knee deep snow... well that and i'm pretty sure duke would try and chase it off... he's already my shadow (if you haven't guessed, duke would be my german shepherd)
How would you react if you were walking down a dark, forest surrounded road, when you suddenly started hearing creepy, heavy breathing coming from behind you?
A shiver would run down my spine as I turned to see nothing. Then I would have one of my spasms that occur at random moments, solidifying the creepiness of the moment.
How would you react if the world stopped, and you found yourself in an endless white abyss?
http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/149 (http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/149) something akin to that, either that or die from dehydration in a few days... under the assumption there's even air there, and i live for more than 3 minutes without oxygen
how would you react if, while driving down the road, the car in front of you broke down on some train tracks, while a massive freight train was coming?
I wouldn't be driving. I haven't bothered getting a driver's licence yet.
Anyhow, I'm sure the people in the car would have the sense to get out of the car if they can see the train approaching, as I could. Otherwise, it would be an excellent purging of the gene pool.
How would you react if your hand suddenly gone up in flames?
"Richard? Are you out there?"
How would you react if the dead were in-fact alive, and the alive were in-fact dead? WHAT IF WE HAD IT ALL BACKWARDS?
Then i would complain to Webster that they've changed the definitions of those two words, using youtube start a grass roots movement, and hope they change them back...
How would you react if you discovered that the mayor of your city/town was actually Richard from LFG?
Move at once back into my parents house.
How would you react if you discovered you were of alien birth?
Alien as in Xenomorph, alien as in foreign country/culture, alien as in extraterrestrial, or alien as in extradimensional?
How would you react if your firstborn child somehow turned out to be some anthropomorphic mow?
I would wonder what Mab was doing in my child's cradle.
How would you react if you discovered that your parents were actually mows?
Wonder at how the genetics worked out.
How would you react if you can't detect when you're close to succeeding at a goal or one step ahead of the proverbial square one?
I would trudge on blindly until I succeeded or died trying (perhaps of old age).
How would you react if you got attacked by wolves?
I'd be all, "Nooooo! Look, there's a deer over there! Kill that instead!" And try to skedaddle.
This next one's concept's straight out of a game I play fairly regularly.
If you were captured, and given a choice of four ways to die, which would you choose?
A) Acid, B) Pit with spikes at the bottom, C) Thrown to a family of hungry wolves that haven't eaten in nearly a week (If they survive that long) or D) Decapitation?
Bonus invisible cookies if you choose the choice you would have to choose if you were playing the game.
I'd choose the wolves. Then eat them.
How would you react if you installed WoW on a computer and it said an update would take 4 HOURS to download?
Eh, shrug it off and do something while I wait. I'm a patient guy. Plus, StarCraft demo download when we still had a modem took like, seven hours.
Either that, or just never touch WoW again, because it's not really the kind of MMO I like.
Also, half an invisible bonus cookie. :/ You got it half down.
How would you react if Skeith was all like "LOL I'VE GONE BERSERK AND WILL NOW STAB YOU WITH THIS STICK!"
I'd ask if the stick was a metaphor.
How would you react if WoW said four more hours after two had alrady passed.?! D8<
Edit: NOW IT SAYS 7!
I would laugh at myself for not expecting multiple patches to need installing.
How would you react if you made a character on Altar of Storms and added one Lungorthin, lvl 80 balance druid, to your friends list?
@Shadowterm
I'd say that Blizzard should stop using Microsoft Minutes.
(By the way, do you know who Skeith is? >>;)
@Tyranastrasz
I'd wonder exactly what you were talking about.
How would you react if RuneScape became more popular than World of WarCraft?
I would destroy Jagex HQ or in some other way end RuneScape.
How would you react if I did know Skeith?
I would ask you who Skeith is.
How would you react if I didn't care who skeith was?
I'd think you were a fool for not caring about the
1ｓｔ Pｈａｓｅ oｆ tｈｅ Cｕｒｓｅｄ Wａｖｅ.
How would you react if your television suddenly switched to Colonel Campbell's face from MGS2, and started saying things like "Turn the television off right now. Nothing good is on, cut the power. Honestly though, you have been watching these shows for a long time, don't you have anything better to do with your time?"
I'm running out of stuff to ask! D:
I'd ignore him, since if I recall, Campbell is trying to kill you.
How would you react if you suddenly found yourself caring for a baby you?
... um, try and find the real owner... if i had a baby with any of the people i'm currently tempted to ask out, it'd have horns, hooves, bat wings, and claws... (think something like a cherub from doom 3 for another rough idea)
how would you react if you discovered that a girl you really liked was actually a succubus?
I'd probably only like her as a friend anyways, and not get into that, since I am--for the most part, though I will admit there are exceptions--gay.
How would you react if someone rearranged all the characters on your keyboard? >:3
I'd become mildly irritated, and be forced to either A: Buy a new keyboard or B: bust out my old compy at the rents, and get my one here setup correctly again...
How would you react if you awoke in the morning to find that there was crime scene tape being wrapped around your place of residence, as someone was killed within 50 feet of where you were sleeping, and you somehow slept through the whole thing...
I'd be all "I pity da foo that doesn't let me into my house."
How would you react if you found a Pikachu on your front lawn?
I would capture it and use it to power my house.
How would you react if you found a real pokemon, Lucario, on your front lawn?
I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George! :3
How would react if Doomguy tried to hide in your home from a horde of demons, including Cyberdemon?
I would kill the demons while rocking out to Pretender by Foo Fighters
How would you react if you were Iron Man, Bat Man, and Beowulf?
I would kick butt and chew bubblegum.
How would you react if you were Aquaman?
I would kick butt and chew bubblegum, but I'm all out of butt.
How would you react if you got Diabetus?
I'd be all "Oh noez!"
How would you react if you were Kirby?
I would eat slightly more.
How would you react if you were Metaknight?
I'd be mysterious, and probably work for the wrong side.
How would you react if you were suddenly Freddy Kreuger(sp)?
Stalk and kill teenage kids by haunting their dreams....
how would you react if you were being hunted by jason vorhees?
Hunt back, while dual-wielding double-barrelled rocket-launchers.
How would you react if all cats in the world both became intelligent, and spoke your language?
make lolcat vids, instead of pics
How would you react if your worst enemy had a power level over 9000!?
I would yell various useless and often obvious bits of information, then talk about nothing for an hour, then try to punch him in the face.
How would you react if you woke up to find you were at a coffee shop instead of your bedroom?
Ask if I was drunk the night before and fell asleep there.
How would you react if not only did an anthropomorphic red panda (gender of your choosing) suddenly appeared in front of you and professed their love? :o
I would probably hide; the last panda I met wasn't exactly sane.
What if you found Vlad Taltos hiding in your coat closet?
Depends, what gender are they? and how good looking? (Scale of 1-10 works fine >:3 )
What if a friend said they loved you?
Vlad Taltos is a vaguely Russian sort of guy. I'll leave it up to you where that is on a scale of 1-10. Oh, he's also an assassin who normally has 2 venomous dragon-like creatures on his shoulders.
Anyway, it would depend which friend it is.
How would you react if you were set upon by a marauding band of brigands who happened to come by?
I'd yell at them, "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" then stop, drop and roll over to a body of water.
How would you react if you were suddenly a catgirl? >:3
Being a male, I'd have to change my name, and then go shopping for new clothes to fit my new body.
How would you react if you discovered that anthro people actually existed in our world?
The following face represents pretty much how I'd feel.
(http://fc42.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/018/3/3/Cute_larry_v2_by_larryplz.png)
Here's the link (http://fc42.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/018/3/3/Cute_larry_v2_by_larryplz.png) if you can't see it.
How would you react if all smilies on the internet suddenly transformed into one kind, the above?
I would be making this face :erk for the rest of my life. That's downright disturbing.
How would you react if you were given the following choice: sit through every direct-to-video Barbie movie ever made, or blind yourself?
who needs eyes anyway?
how would you react if you were given the chance to go anywhere you wanted in this reality or otherwise three times in your life? ( yes that includes amber's worlds in mab's land.)
I'd make it my own reality, so I'd only have to use it once.
What if you lost the game?
(I just did :< )
I'd start a new one with a different strategy....
how would you react if you walked outside... and it was an ambush, there's 6 guys with guns
Run like no tomorrow. (Can't hit what you can't see. Oop! Where'd I go? Oop! Where'd I go? Okay, don't mess me up to bad, but don't make it look like you went easy. Lets give 'em a show. :U)
How would you react if you walked out the front door and into the abyss?
i would sing a Beatles song that i've never herd . " i'm looking through you were did you go? i thought i knew you what did i know?"
what would you do if you woke up in the morning and found yourself robotized? (i started to say dead but Deven has that one covered)
I'd run down the stairs yelling, "Dad, guess what! I'm the Bionic Woman!" Of course, that's only if I was one of those robots with skin.
How would you react if you woke up and found that you now had prosthetic arms where your legs should be?
I'd probably go, "Aw frick, now I really do have to learn to walk on my hands. Then I'd freak about having to get custom made clothing. Then I'd start plotting to kill whoever did it to me."
What would you do if you woke up the next morning and the only operating system type left in the universe was Linux?
I'd probably stress out about the complicated economics involved, then groan about how this would be a monopolization of the operating system industry, assuming there were no barriers to entry, which would cause computer prices to skyrocket. Of course, this might prompt me to make my own and then enter the market with so little competition and few barriers to entry.
How would you react if you had to walk a half a mile in heavily snowing weather to a presentation that you had to wear a suit for, and dress shoes.
Short of the fancy clothing, that's my day sometimes. I'd mutter, wrap the fancy clothing in several plastic bags to keep them dry, and get going.
How would you react if you woke up from a peaceful dream to find out that you're already 15 minutes late to class, and the class is a five minute walk away?
... figure i'm past the point of no return go back to sleep, and call a friend to get the notes later :P
how would you react if you were in a bar when a giant russian walks in demanding everybody leave?
Say "That wasn't very nice, was it Ivan."in Russian, beat him and his friends up, tie him face down on the bar and set fire to some good brandy on his butt.
... No, wait. Make that bad brandy. The good stuff we can drink. Should I point out that it's March 17th?
How would you react if you ran across a body that look like it'd been "serial crushed by some huge friggin' guy" ?
I'd call the police, get something heavy to protect myself with in case the crusher came back, and hope that they could identify what was left of the body. I'd also probably call my mom, my dad, or my older brother to feel safer.
How would you react if you found out one of your best friends was a registered sex offender?
To Boxy:... i'd wait for william defoe to do a fruity dance... then demand some coffee... then deduce that he wasn't actually serial crushed by "some huge friggin guy"
To angel: probably ask them what the hell they did... knowing my friends, it'd probably be the 2 year mandatory registry due to public indecency for pissing in public...
How would you react if your celing suddenly collapsed, and 2 irish guys are hanging there, guns drawn in a sort of rope entangled hanging human spider... with guns?
I'd hide behind the couch and return fire.
How would you react if you walked outside ... and there was just one guy with 6 guns?
It would be like a bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, the place would be Armageddon! I'm not really sure, but I think that there would be a FIREFIGHT!! Then I'd likely have to clean up the mess so no one would know what happened exactly, or at least, who was involved.
How would you react if every day played out like a scene from a movie?
I wouldn't get blindsided by the now-obviously-coming :twist
How would you react if someone dropped a toilet off the top of a 5-ish-story building onto your head?
I'd die. Probably fairly quickly.
How would you react if you came home from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and married your mother, and you fell in love with a beautiful girl and mistakenly murdered her father, and then she went crazy and drowned herself? What would you do?
Well, first I would write it all down and read through it several times. Once I finally figured out exactly what happened, I would probably set about utterly destroying my uncle and then finding a new girl.
How would you react if someone walked into the pub you're eating at, shoots two guys sitting at the back table, then shoots the bartender several times, yelling "IS THIS FUNNY? HUH?! FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!!"
Laugh and say, "Yes it is!" before walking out of the bar casually to call the police.
How would you react if you could suddenly hear so well that a fly in your neighbors house sounds like a 747?
I would be on the lookout for trenchcoat-wearing figures who would show up at night to steal my brain.
How would you react if 3 gunmen burst into your trial as you were about to be acquitted and held 3 guns to your head after reciting some very awesome Last Rites?
um... be splattered across a wall probably...especially since El Duche is holding a 12 gauge
how would you react if you and 1 friend could visit SAIA for an indeterminate amount of time?
I would move in and keep studying there until I dropped dead of old age.
How would you react if you constantly had to endure the company of irritating, slow minded, foul smelling people?
Someone would end up dead.
How would you react if you sprouted wings in the middle of a heavily crowded area?
I would fly. I wouldn't stop until I passed out from exhaustion.
What would you do if it was nine in the afternoon?
I'd wonder how nine became afternoon, and not evening. Then I'd go to bed and try to catch up on sleep. Sleeeeeeep.
What would you do if you couldn't sleep (and still needed to).
I'd find some chloroform or something and get someone to use it on me.
How would you react if you were suddenly transported into the second scene from Pulp Fiction (the one with that "one tasty burger!" And the guy going "WHAT?" Bam!)?
Run out of the toilet screaming and brandishing a large revolver.
How would you react if you found you were wearing plastic pants in your size?
I'd wonder how they got there, then, depending on where I was, either change for a pair of jeans or try to call my mom for a pair of jeans or sweatpants.
How would you react if you found you could only speak through a puppet?
I'd pick the most annoying voice I had, then move into your house and drive you slowly into insanity. :>
How would you react if you found out 2+2=fish instead of 4?
i would except the fact that FxIxSxH actually = 4
how would you react if you woke up in the morning to find a pickup truck parked in your living room, after crashing through a wall?
I'd wonder how I got a living room. Then I'd wonder how a truck crashed onto a second story building. After that I'd probably die, because my room can't fit a truck, my furniture, and me all at once.
What would you do if the only music you could ever listen to from now on was Nightwish's Dark Passion Play album?
I would go deaf, then buy sheet music and substitute that for audio files and such.
How would you react if Alexstrasza suddenly landed outside your window and told you you were needed somewhere?
I'd pack my shiat up. >:3
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Pay 50 cents, or perform some minor task. Generally not involving embarrassment.
How would you react if you woke up tomorrow morning and found out you were the last human left on Earth?
Human? Weren't they extinct for a long time already?
How would you react if you were at a restaurant dining with your friends and suddenly a group of people wearing trench coats and sporting sunglasses (despite it's indoors) approach you and your group?
I'd think, "This should be interesting," as I prepare to have some fun with a steak knife and a fork, just in case. I'd also take note of how many of my friends are doing something similar, and hang out with them more often.
How would you react if the aforementioned group approached you in a restaurant and singled you out as the one prophesied to save their race from an invasion, in front of all of your friends?
Say, without batting an eye, "I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone else. I don't have a degree in (xeno)eschatology."
How would you react if you were in this situation and they were convinced they have found the right person?
I would slip my steak knife into my pocket and accompany them to wherever they went, and if there were any funny business I would go down fighting.
How would you react if there weren't funny business, and they actually had the aforementioned problem?
... follow along with their little game, only to plot their demise the first chance i got...
how would you react if 2 sweedish dudes in spandex walked up to you demanding the continuum transfunctioner?
I'd tell them they definitely had the wrong person, then go to bed.
How would you react if you'd been up for 24 hours on duty to a club?
I would stop allowing people in until said club shut down.
How would you react if you were set upon by strangers in suits of armor on your way to the mailbox?
I'd ask them what the hell they were doing in my front hall. And then do my utmost to beat the crap out of them.
How would you react if you found a half a maggot in your half-eaten apple?
I would wonder what I was doing with a half-eaten apple, considering I don't eat them often.
How would you react if Kirby burst into your house, sprouted a mullet, pulled a microphone stand out of nowhere, and began singing? :kirby
I'd grab my little brother's camcorder and send THAT mess straight to Youtube as proof positive that my favorite video game character really exists.
How would you react if your reactions to emotion-inducing events were switched? (laugh at funerals, cry when someone gets hit in the nuts by an airborne chihuahua, scream and run whenever you see something cute, etc.)
i'd be apathetically watching the superbowl, while crying because my friend just decked my roommate for not helping clean my dog and she now needs a change of clothing for helping me... i'd be completely un-interested in trying to get her to stay here and snuggle because i would find her repulsive...
how would you react if you had a video of 3 semi-inebriated college students trying to give an uncooperative 103 pound german shepherd a bath, because the owner of said dog laughed to the point of spraying beer out his nose onto said dog? (yea... it's been way too funny not to share)
I'd be wondering what the hell I was doing with said video, as such things ain't my cuppa' tea.
How would you react if you were suddenly told that instant ramen was the healthiest thing on Earth, by a doctor/scientist?
Better yet, what if it was?
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternate_currency.png)
I would have the same reaction as the stick man in this comic.
How would you react if the above comic were true?
Shoot myself in the foot for not impulsively saving each and every funny picture to my hard drive. (I save impressive digital artwork and the occasional funny picture)
How would you react if life imitated xkcd (http://xkcd.com) more often?
I would run out and get one of those machines that blows out speakers. (cackles)
http://xkcd.com/368/
How would you react if you could meet Randall Munroe?
Judging from his recorded presentation in Google a few years ago, he seems like the kind of person I would probably get along with. Oh, and get his autograph while I'm at it.
How would you react if you could meet Amber Williams?
Hmmmmmmm.... I'd probably fuss a lot over how to act so I wouldn't come off as the rather unnerving spaz I can be if I'm too excited, I might want to show her some of my work (though I'd be incredibly nervous about doing that, more nervous than meeting her), I'd want to practice drawing my characters since I haven't drawn a few of them in a while and my style has improved a bit since I first drew them, and of course, there's the matter of looking presentable while still looking casual and comfortable.
It would be totally worth the stress, though.
How would you react if you could meet Jesus Christ in person (alive) before you died?
Apart from the obvious stuff, I'd open by saying something along the lines of 'You really should learn to associate with better people...'. Then I'd ask him for Satan's phone number.
How would you react if you ended up in a situation where you'd have to choose between losing one limb and another, say a train or car accident, and between a hand or a calf, and you only had two clear seconds to decide?
Honestly? I'd probably freeze up. I don't think that fast. So I'd probably lose whichever one was defaulted. Summarily, I'd be pissed about it.
What would you do if I ate your mode of transit?
I would scream, "OH MY GOD YOU PSYCHO WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EATING MY FEET?!! HEEELLLLLPPP!!!"
How would you react if you heard a noise in the night and came downstairs to find a burglar sitting at your computer table, leveling up in World of Warcraft?
First, I'd wonder how the burglar got WoW on my computer. Then I'd sneak away and call Campus Safety while he was still distracted.
How would you react if the poles suddenly shifted?
i'd be mildly concerned as to why my car was telling me that i was heading south, on northbound hagadorn when i left for class tomorrow...
how would you react if you woke up with a member of the opposite sex's arm around your shoulder, lying in your bed, and furthermore, your not really sure who they are?
The same way I always do; with jaded indifference and pickpocket fingers quick to check any sort of identification.
How would you react if you were called in as a witness against a family member in an ongoing criminal investigation, and you had knowledge of evidence against said family member?
With two exceptions, I'd give it. I don't really get along with my folks all that well, certainly not enough to lie to the police for them.
What would you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Throw him out of whatever building I happened to be in, preferably from the second or third story.
How would you react if you could meet Christian Bale in real life?
Probably pass him by, as I've not a clue as to who that is.
How would you react if suddenly! Everyone was a fox?
... start to question what a fox finds attractive... and probably get into several brawls over alpha-male dominance, since i'm living within 10 miles of at least 20,000 other young males and 20,000 young females as well
how would you react if you were given the choice between a cookie, a medal, or a small parade?
Depends on what for. The medal probably, unless its something shameful on my part, then the cookie.
How would you react if you met yourself from the future?
First impulse would be to ask a lot of questions. Upon further thought, getting the answers would probably be a bad idea. So I'd probably end up asking two before I realized that, and then seeing what my future self had to say. I'd probably size myself up, too, to see what I look like and try to guess the why of it.
Do you ever wish you could tell your past self things?
Quote from: Arcblade on February 05, 2009, 11:47:57 PM
First impulse would be to ask a lot of questions. Upon further thought, getting the answers would probably be a bad idea. So I'd probably end up asking two before I realized that, and then seeing what my future self had to say. I'd probably size myself up, too, to see what I look like and try to guess the why of it.
Do you ever wish you could tell your past self things?
That is hardly a How Would You React question. I will go ahead and answer it anyway, though.
Yes.
Now I'll answer a previous question that is actually following the guidelines of this thread.
Quote from: Orion Asmodeus Dezagrats on February 05, 2009, 09:56:45 PM
How would you react if suddenly! Everyone was a fox?
Great minds think alike! I would rejoice that everyone else was also a fox. However, this scenario would suck for me, as I am already a Fox (in name) and would therefore, with my luck, receive no change due to a technicality.
How would you react if you met yourself from the
past
Buy youtube/google stock, after a tackle.
How would you react if everything you touched turned to peanuts(Midas touch, but peanuts)?
... poke the hell out of everyone i hate... then devour them... once done, i'd probably question if it was cannibalism... delicious cannibalism...
how would you react if someone ran up behind you, beat you over the head with an aluminum bat and shouted "BONK!"?
Depending on who it was, I would either yell at them while simultaneously wanting to laugh, actually laugh, or tackle them and yell for the policeso they don't try that on another unsuspecting person they hope to make a YouTube mockery out of.
How would you react if you were living inside your favorite childhood TV show?
I would evidently be really excited , having my own space in a TV show, feeling like a star,presenting myself in a different light as well as gathering a lot of experience and fulfilling a childhood dream :)
How would you react if your girlfriend told you that she will definitely not put up with a pet dog you really wish to take into the house, because of the way it smelled?
... find a new girlfriend who likes dogs... or just start going out with my neighbor that loves my dog to the point of borrowing him for security to her night classes... furthermore i'd be questioning why she's complaining since i gave him a bath a week ago...
How would you react if a total stranger walked up to you and, mid introduction said "hey, i'm a OH Wow, you've got really pretty eyes"
I'd probably be mildly freaked, keep an impassive face, and thank them. I'd probably then leave quickly unless they proceeded to be a lot more calming.
@Tyranastrasz: You're completely right, and I'm sorry I forgot. But seriously: harsh, man. I wasn't trying to break the rules, I just screwed up.
How would you react if you suddenly developed tinnitus, only you kept hearing the ocean instead of a tone or buzzing?
i would break out my Hawaiian shirts and short pants, perhaps explore the realms of drinks with umbrellas in them
How would you react if your skin started to turn a strange shade of light blue?
Either start a cult and see if I could hire Deadpool, or start walking through walls...
How would you react if you woke up one morning to discover you'd lost both legs. Not removed, just... misplaced...
Getting off my bed would be a bit of a challenge. So I'd probably develop a few bruises while I searched around my room for my legs, and maybe my phone. Then I'd call people trying to locate my legs.
What would you do if it started raining cats and dogs, literally?
Start wearing a gas mask with an extremely high grain filter, and buy a hell of a lot of disinfectant... probably move too, i dunno how long it'll take before clean up crews arrived
How would you react if several oompa loompas moved into your room and made you their clan leader?
I will growl with excitement and appreciation in an instant and give them interesting assignments to fulfill for their new master,who promises to give them a generous treat at the end ! :D :)
How would you react when you open your eyes and suddenly realize, that you have literally stepped into a white cloud high above the ground? What would be your first feeling?
Panic and freefall.
This would likely be the last feeling, as well.
How would you react if you found your personal gravity was reversed?
besides the obvious of messing with people whenever they came over, i'd have to have myself tethered down whenever i went outside as to not fly away to my death... besides that, i'd probably get myself killed in some stupid way before getting to fully take advantage of the abilities...
How would you react if you came home one day and a message appeared on your phone, without a call back number that said "meet me outside, in 15 minutes"
Be very miffed and curious since I don't own a phone which can take messages. And not worry about it since they probably don't know when I was supposed to come home.
How would you react if you came home one afternoon, took a nap and woke up a week later?
I can't tell which of these things I'd do first, but:
A) Ask around and find out what happened while I was asleep.
B) Take a shower.
How would you react if you had a "Truman Show" experience (your whole life has been filmed on cameras and shown on TV)?
i would pity the audience and set the world on fire so we could watch it burn.
what would you do if i sent you to work in a green house on the moon?
Take lots of pictures, then promptly die from lack of air. Thanks a lot. :mowtongue
What would you do if mows existed in real life?
green houses have air you know. they are filled with plants of some kind or another.
i would keep it in a live willow cage and feed it tasty metals and shampoo.
what would you do you have a button that could reverse your personal gravity when ever you pushed it.
I would go through a mario level. And win.
How would you react if you had a soundtrack to your life: Super Mario Galaxy's soundtrack?
Be on acid. All the time.
(never played Mario Galaxy and probably never will)
How would you react if a midget managed to jump on your head?
Collapse in pain, probably. If not, ask if the midget has ever considered a career in basketball.
How would you react if one day you finally visited Japan and found that it has many green pipes and floating blocks?
I would break the blocks, laughing as the rubble came down upon random passersby, and trip people into the pipes.
How would you react if you woke up one day to find yourself in.................................. Midgar!
i would wake up, and find myself exactly were i fell asleep... Midgar is earth for those who don't know Norse mythology... now, Valhalla, and Niffelheim are 2 different stories but Midgar is in fact earth...
how would you react if you were suddenly given the powers of Loki, Norse god of mischief and death?
you don't want to know. you truly don't but suffice it to say i'd be having fun
what would you do if you got hit by a universal gender bender
i picture something like this (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1012/) for some reason...
how would you react if you suddenly found yourself as the NSA's most wanted man, and had agents hunting you... all thanks to a mistaken identity
I'd probably hide in my room and become full blown psychotically paranoid. Also, I'd wonder how I turned male.
How would you react if the all clocks suddenly reversed AM and PM?
Wonder in amazement at how poor clockmaker's Latin are. (AM = ante meridian = Before Noon, PM = post meridian = After Noon)
How would you react if by company (or school) policy you were supposed to wear a silly tie to work (school) every day?
I'd wear a broken noose. It's both silly and morbid!
How would you react if every conversation you had was like a fark message board?
Look for the "foobies" tag, and skip to just those.
How would you react if you slipped over in the bath and broke your hip?
I'd probably pass out. I have a bad habit of doing that when injured. Upon waking up, find a towel to cover myself and make enough noise to get some attention. I do live in a dorm after all, someone would notice screaming.
What would you do if you had a Siamese twin arch enemy?
I would be forced to kill the good me, and then steal their identity for a little while to throw the cops of myself... then after the heat cleared, go back with my evil plots after finishing medical school...
How would you react if, in a few years, you transfer to a new doctor, only to find out it's actually me?
I would probably never know because this type of conversation does not crop up with my doctor at all. After all, visiting forums is not a health risk last time I checked with medical literature.
How would you react if one morning you were shrunk down to one-half of your size?
i would freak out and kill myself
how would you react if zombies took over the earth, all except for your house, and started selling human brains at the grocery store, ONLY HUMAN BRAAAAINS.
I'd plant a vegetable garden.
How would you react, if you woke up as the opposite gender one day.
I would freak out for a moment, shrug, get over it, and stay inside all day as per my normal routine. That, or go stir crazy, murdering all in my path, creating a swath of carnage and destruction that would make Dark Pegasus envious, culminating in the anhilation of my current hometown. You know, normal reactions.
How would you react if the color spectrum had been reversed for a day?
Wonder dully why my blue pen has suddenly turned red and my red pen suddenly turn blue. Have an interesting day overall.
How would you react if DotA was made your national sport?
With some indifference, some glee, and much whoreage of the Bloodseeker.
How would you react if you woke up in a Nepalese monastery one morning, for no apparent reason?
Well, I'd probably check to make sure that I hadn't inadvertently become the chosen one first. Barring that, I'd get my slinky and go to town.
How would you react if you found yourself in a dry, underwater cave, miles below the ocean?
i would check for weapons and prepare to fight either a robot master or some underwater alien / precambrian creature.
how would you react if you suddenly started growing rainbow colored hair.
Go out and immediately dye it one colour and write it off as a prank somebody pulled last time I went to a party and somebody spiked the punch.
How would you react if rational predictions started to get less and less accurate?
turn complety irrational, that way i wouldn't notice.
how would you react if the biggest, baddest boss from each and every game came to life and destroyed your house?
I'd point and laugh at the current tenants of my old house... for i live in an apartment now... poor blue house though... it was fun while it lasted...
how would you react if you came home to find a brand new Pontiac Solstice sitting in the middle of your room, with all your things thrown off to the sides to make room for the car?
steel it, vandalize the previous owners house and put shaving cream on his hand and tickle his face in his sleep
how would you react if someone shot your dog?
I'd have them arrested for digging up my yard and shooting my dog that's been dead for years.
What would you do if you woke up next to your arch-nemesis?
"huh? did-. o shoot! CRAP! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! how' i get here? oh wth. lets kill her!!" *kills nemesis*
what would you do if every other human ceased to exist?
Learn how not to make assumptions. >:3
(Alternatively: "Well, the human race was not impressive biologically anyways.")
How would you react if life presented itself in a series of multiple choice questions?
D, E, A, D, B, E, E, F.
How would you react if your legs melted?
urinate on the floor(where my pants used to be)
how would you react if the creatures from dune came to life (oh my god!)
I, for one, welcome our new spice-addled overlords.
How would you react if your Lamp started dancing in a manner similar to that of the Pixar Lamp.
Stare it it wildly for a moment and then turn on the ceiling lamp as it does not seem to provide enough light to read. Then proceed to wonder what might have caused it, and how it seems to be able to do that with about a kilogram of magnets hanging from its "arm".
How would you react if it snowed tomorrow, and the snow was crimson?
i would be mildly concerned... then i would go set up a scene in my lawn that made it look like someone had died a horrible death... like Alma from FEAR got her hands on them...
How would you react if, in the middle of a creepy, zombie infested mansion, you stumbled across a little girl in a red dress, playing with a rubber ball, and acting in total ignorant bliss of the horrors around her?
I would RUN LIKE HELL.
How would you react if your jaw fused shut?
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How would you react if you found ants in little scuba outfits in your swimming pool?
i'd wonder where the hell the pool came from...
how would you react if you witnessed a drive by shooting, done with a bolt action rifle... as in, window rolls down, shooter takes several shots, then car drives off
I'd wonder why the shot didn't run away, while patiently speed-dialing 911 as the shooter reloaded.
How would you react if classical music made a comeback?
What do you mean? It hasn't already? HAVE I BEEN LISTENING TO IT ALL THIS TIME FOR NO REASON?
How would you react if a Cyberdemon and Spider Mastermind started brawlin' outside your home?
I would take appropriate precautions to ensure my own safety... and succumb to curiosity and see if I could tell how huge the Cyberdemon's guts were.
How would you react if a hamster inexplicably walked out from behind your monitor?
D'aww, huggle it, and see if it had teleportation/portal-creation capabilities.
How would you react if There were 2,425,329,984 Amber clones in the world? (Person, not the shiny thing)
I'd stare at the internet being overloaded with DMFA comics.
What would you do if you suddenly had your gravity moved by 90°?
try to find the god hack.
what would you do if you were zapped into a video game ?
I would rock :boogie
(unless I can't save or reload games. Then I would be very, very careful :eek )
How would you react if a Hydralisk burst through your door, shooting needle-spines and hacking with its scythes, heading straight for you?
Turn around, turn as white as a sheet and probably get hacked into pieces. My room isn't all that large.
How would you react if you were cursed to only be able to listen to one genre of music for the rest of your existence?
I wouldn't listen to music.
What would you do if the Sun suddenly disappeared?
Ignore the phenomenon for roughly eight minutes, the time it would take for the information to reach its way towards earth (It takes about eight minutes for light to get to earth, gravitic effects go no faster either). Then freeze to death in a fairly short order.
What would you do if your nose continally leaked snot out?
i've lived with that condition most of my life so i would do what i always do and keep plenty of klenexx
what would you do if you woke up and found your entire life as you knew it had been but a dream
Perhaps learn from my mistakes and later write a book about this world.
How would you react if the mice (computer or rodent) of the world revolted against the humans?
bring ma shotty to the battlefield, an blow the snot out of 'em! :mwaha
how would you react if vampires took over the world and made the moon block the sun for all eternity, therefore turning humankind into cattle, and treating yo momma the wrong way!
Combat with an essay saying how an eternal eclipse is impossible because the moon must obey Newton's laws of physics (and the inverse-square law) which makes the moon rotate around the Earth, negating the eclipse. Oh, and hide in China where there's many people who have never heard of vampires and know not to carry stakes and silver.
How would you react if people started to spontaneously combust when defeated by cold logic?
I would watch as millions of people around me in New York suddenly burst into angry little columns of flame.
Then I would take their stuff.
What would you loot first if suddenly, a good chunk of whatever city/town/whatever you live in just dropped down and died. (or, if that is traumatic, renounced their ownership of all their property)?
Well, if we're talking the death part, probably some type of firearm, whatever killed everybody might still be lurking around... after that, i'd take an expensive car out for a drive, something like a lotus
how would you react if you awoke in the middle of a cornfield for some inexplicable reason
Taking the wind into account so as not to light myself on fire, I would set it ablaze, then hide and wait for its owner to come and investigate the occurrence. I would then stealthily follow him back to his place of residence, to which he would likely return at an unsteady pace, pouring tears, and kill him while he's distracted, so that I could pillage the place in peace.
But then, I tend to attack most issues in that general manner, so maybe sometimes there are situations to which that particular method of resolution applies less than 100% of the time...? *ponder*
....Anyway. How would you react to someone asking about how you would react to awaking, on an otherwise seemingly normal day/night, with unsurpassed mastery of The Force?
Feel free to point out the obvious literal interpretation of that last adjective in your answer.
I would say "These are not the questions you want to be asking" while doing that hand wave thing.
How much would you demand in a cash payment from a stranger for the right to give you one kick in the groin?
Five million dollars and the right for me to sue the stranger later.
How would you react if Gödel, Escher and Bach walked into a bar...?
Wonder who the goddamn hell they were then check to see if they are good candidates for beer-buddies, then proceed to meet with them at the pub every Friday night.
How would you react if Samus Aran suddenly appeared in front of you and was all like "You must die, because in the future you invent Metroids." while holding her arm cannon to your face, fully charged with a shot of shoopdawhoop in a can?
Duck, and wonder (briefly) why would I end up in a biology related field. I don't see how economics and probably philosophy will gravitate anywhere near biology. :/
How would you react if there were giant mechanical squirrels terrorizing your town?
I would breifly marvel at the absurdity and impracticality of such a configuration, before sending my own (much more logically and practically spider- and insect-configued) robots to scrap them.
How would you react if if your hard drive spontaneously combusted?
I'd switch over to my desktop, complain for a bit, then get a replacement drive for my laptop
how would you react if you found your current place of residents had suddenly added a viper pit as a form of security, yet failed to inform you of it's location?
"Oh hey look, there's a hole in the ground. I wonder where it goes."
How would you react if suddenly, everybody and everything in the world spontaneously combusted, stayed on fire perpetually until death, but never felt pain nor was damaged from aforementioned flame?
"I need marshmallows."
How would you react if the prices of your favorite foods skyrocketed as the food industry was monopolized?
I'm pretty easy to please food-wise (as long as I'm not allergic to it - there's a few items on that list) so I shouldn't be affected that much. Oh, if they monopolize tea (I'm quite partial to that), I'll move to China and buy some there. I'm sure you can find some farmer and pay less than the monopolized price to grow tea.
How would you react if one day you could hear a narrator narrating the progress of your life?
I would devote myself to learning the source of this narration. In my quest to do so, I would see how long such a situation could last before the narrator slipped up and said something in the first person. Then things would get interesting...
How would you react if you woke up to a strange sound - scr-scr-scr-scr-scr-scr-scrr... - and found that a Skulltula had attached itself to your door?
Beat it over the head repeatedly with the heaviest or most dangerous object i could find... if nothing large and blunt was readily available, i'd probably make a move for my diving knife...
how would you react if you heard a faint tapping noise at your window, only to find a strange cat sitting on the sill, waiting for you to let it in?
Ignore it for a while to see if it goes away. If it persists, get some fish from the fridge and open the front door and place it outside to see if that will placate it. Wonder why the cat didn't try the first floor windows and had to climb up to the second floor to tap against my window.
How would you react if the police knocked on your door and said that they have evidence of your connection to the local mafia, and were here to bring you to arrest you?
"Certainly, Officer. What were my rights, again? Perhaps you can tell me on the way to the station."
How would you react if your left leg suddenly melted?
(falls to the side) "OW! That one's the longer of the two!" But on the plus side, my right leg is my piano-pedal and foot-tap leg.
How would you react if God or whatever higher power you believe is there gave you a chance to speak with a deceased loved one one last time?
Ask if I could pass it on to someone. I haven't been close to any family member who's died, so it would be pretty much wasted on me.
How would you react if you were given the option of entering the world from any media (book, television, comic, etc.)... but you couldn't return?
Well.. if it was an anime with at least two very effeminate guys in it.. I would not hesitate to dive in! XB
If you were to compare your personality to a vehicle, what one would it be?