The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Myxini on October 01, 2008, 11:33:31 PM

Title: fresh meat
Post by: Myxini on October 01, 2008, 11:33:31 PM
um, hi
I've been reading DMFA for several years now (I think I started around 'my wings just tried to make coffee'), and decided to finally join the forums.  I am ridiculously shy even online, so I may not say much  :eek

I'm a hopeless science nerd, artist, graphic designer as a day job, devourer of audiobooks, WoW player, collector of 'neat' things, and recluse.  The thing in my picture is a Hagfish (genus Myxini), a very neat/gross animal, and the most primitive living vertebrate.  they sit on the bottom of the ocean in huge numbers, and eat dead whales. and make lots of slime. 

so um.  hi.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: VSMIT on October 02, 2008, 01:40:17 AM
Hi.  Welcome to CMF.  Please check your sanity in with the girl to the left, and take the ticket: you'll need it to get it back.  Keep an eye on your intelligence.  You'll need it here.  Beware of Ren (he'll smite you), the box, and anyone who warns you of anything.

Have fun while you're here.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2008, 04:14:33 AM
Especially watch out for those who tell you to beware the box, they're up to something.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Tapewolf on October 02, 2008, 04:28:59 AM
Welcome aboard.  Don't forget to read, and most importantly - follow - the rules.  Also, don't do anything stupid like deliberately provoking the moderators.  Other than that, have fun and enjoy your stay.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: LionHeart on October 02, 2008, 07:24:05 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hello, and welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

The box is indeed someone to beware of, especially if he warns you to beware of those warning you of him.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy yourself here, where the insanity fun never ends!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Mao on October 02, 2008, 07:30:08 AM
We're all a bunch of liars and thieves here.  Don't listen to that llearch fellow.  He's out to get you.  Read the rules, follow them and keep your wits about you and you might just get out of here sane...unlike the rest of us.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2008, 07:46:32 AM
Keeping your wits around you is probably a recipe for ending up stuck here, as sane as the rest of us.

Isn't that right, Mr Cabbage?

... he says "Yes, and mind the step.".
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Brunhidden on October 02, 2008, 09:42:05 AM
and for those stuck here, passing around recipes is great fun

newbie stew seems to be off the menu, you got off easy



anyways, be a cheerful person or snide works too, contribute or at least heckle well, and feel free to ask some of the more experienced forumers for tips or a who's-who tour
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Cogidubnus on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Welcome! May your stay be pleasant and your cookies full of delight. Watch out for llearch, also, he's up to something.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2008, 11:05:13 AM
I must be. Everyone says I am.

Of course, the possibility exists that I'm not, but merely suggesting that I am so that people get worried.


... I leave it to you to decide just how much that possibility messes with your head.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Jairus on October 02, 2008, 11:09:17 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2008, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on October 02, 2008, 10:01:48 AM
Welcome! May your stay be pleasant and your cookies full of delight. Watch out for llearch, also, he's up to something.
I must be. Everyone says I am.

Of course, the possibility exists that I'm not, but merely suggesting that I am so that people get worried.


... I leave it to you to decide just how much that possibility messes with your head.
But in that case, Boxy, you would be up to something anyway. So we'd still be right.

Welcome aboard, Myxini. Everyone seems to have taken the good advice.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Lysander on October 02, 2008, 01:22:30 PM
I like the name, Myxini. Do hope you enjoy your time in this interesting place.    :januscat
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Myxini on October 02, 2008, 09:56:44 PM
I must say that I don't quite understand all the warnings...
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn266/myxinidae/doodles/boxes.jpg)
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 02, 2008, 10:32:23 PM
I like cats.


With mayo.
Title: Re: fresh meat
Post by: Kipiru on October 03, 2008, 05:22:29 AM
Quote from: Myxini on October 02, 2008, 09:56:44 PM
I must say that I don't quite understand all the warnings...

Don't worry soon you'll know them by heart...wait...MWAHAHAHAHA, I see you there llearch, hiding under that milk-carton...oh, it was just a stain... nevermind. Anyways, welcome to the party.