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Title: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Alondro on August 13, 2008, 08:14:38 AM
Issa monster! 

Hide yer goats! (http://gmy.news.yahoo.com/v/9256876)

I can't believe this crap is still making news.  It's already known the mutilated critters are mainly canids with horrible cases of mange.   :rolleyes
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: rabid_fox on August 13, 2008, 02:41:07 PM

The government is hiding el chupacabra in Area 74.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Rakala on August 13, 2008, 02:44:40 PM
I think that it was a coyote who was a victim of natural selection.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: rabid_fox on August 13, 2008, 02:46:49 PM

Also a government conspiracy with wide-reaching socio-cultural implications.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Zedd on August 13, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW? :<
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Jairus on August 13, 2008, 05:08:29 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 13, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW? :<

*readies taser and knock-out darts and a cage for transportation to research facility*

Yes.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: rabid_fox on August 13, 2008, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 13, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW? :<

Expose the conspiracy and the shadowy figures behind it.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Zedd on August 13, 2008, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: rabid_fox on August 13, 2008, 06:54:34 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 13, 2008, 04:56:17 PM
Okays, I admit it..I'm the chupacabra..YOU HAPPY NOW? :<

Expose the conspiracy and the shadowy figures behind it.
How much will you pay my good sir?
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: rabid_fox on August 14, 2008, 05:32:54 AM


(http://xfphotos.fredfarm.com/season1/pilot/pilot029.jpg)

"You'd put a price on the truth?"
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: King Of Hearts on August 14, 2008, 06:37:57 AM
you forget the most important question of all...

...is it edible?
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Mao on August 14, 2008, 08:26:37 AM
Ask El Chupanebre.

Hey, Chupa-thingie?  How about it?
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
I am known to taste like cherrys
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Jairus on August 14, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 14, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.
What if poison you first?
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Jairus on August 14, 2008, 07:14:29 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:13:33 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 14, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.
What if poison you first?

Um, I'd... um... I'd do something to you. I don't know what. Maybe I'd hit you with a pie.
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Reese Tora on August 14, 2008, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 14, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

It's the dreaded chupiecabra. :<
Title: Re: Chupacabra is found! D:
Post by: Jairus on August 15, 2008, 02:10:40 AM
Quote from: Reese Tora on August 14, 2008, 07:43:59 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 14, 2008, 07:02:04 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 14, 2008, 07:00:11 PM
I am known to taste like cherrys

Let us make a pie from Zedd! And we shall call it "Zedd Pie!" And it shall be delicious! Or we will all die of food poisoning! Same difference!

I don't know why I've used so many exclamation marks in the last few sentences.

It's the dreaded chupiecabra. :<

...  :erk ...

Badpunbadpunbadpun!!!!!!