hey Frank its Amber! contact me!! :zombiekun2 :mowninja
Hello there I notice you seem be be stalking Techmaster :3 Do have fun wont you >:3
Oh. Emo.
Yay. How... tasteful.
Incidentally, if you want to contact someone via the forums, send a PM. Not post a thread, because if you do that, everyone else will see it and start amusing themselves by criticising it. And you.
Pfft like anyone here in this thread would do such a thing Llearch.
Quote from: Mowser on August 05, 2008, 01:22:52 PM
Pfft like anyone here in this thread would do such a thing. Except Llearch.
Fixed your quote. Hope you don't mind. ;-]
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 01:27:33 PM
Quote from: Mowser on August 05, 2008, 01:22:52 PM
Pfft like anyone here in this thread would do such a thing. Except Llearch.
Fixed your quote. Hope you don't mind. ;-]
Perish the thought! In fact, that you would do such a thing fuels me to cut myself to reflect the pain you've caused me by shattering my visions of you! You were such a perfect box to me! Woe, Woe is me.. my mascara is running.
Btw: Welcome to the boards. Beware the admins and anyone offering advice. Read the rules etc. Tech will likely see you as he's frequently around, but the PM really is the way to go. Tell us a bit about yourself before this thread becomes a bunch of emo-bashing.
My lawn is emo.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 01:37:39 PM
My lawn is emo.
Ha! You wish. Get out there and get mowing. No matter how much you make fun of it's friends, poems, clothing and depressing nature, it *WILL NOT* cut itself.
Quote from: modelincard on August 05, 2008, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 01:37:39 PM
My lawn is emo.
Lucky sod.
Herein, gentlemen, lies the pun to end all puns. It will stick with me for the rest of my days.
Quote from: Cogidubnus on August 05, 2008, 02:51:42 PM
Quote from: modelincard on August 05, 2008, 01:49:06 PM
Lucky sod.
Herein, gentlemen, lies the pun to end all puns. It will stick with me for the rest of my days.
You've been seeding it?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 02:57:42 PM
You've been seeding it?
The green, grassy lawn of thy humor grows yet over my head, sir.
Or, in other words, wut?
Quote from: Cogidubnus on August 05, 2008, 02:51:42 PM
Quote from: modelincard on August 05, 2008, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 01:37:39 PM
My lawn is emo.
Lucky sod.
Herein, gentlemen, lies the pun to end all puns. It will stick with me for the rest of my days.
I don't think I would go that far. It would certainly be worthy of a rye smile, though.
Quote from: LionHeart on August 05, 2008, 03:19:03 PM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on August 05, 2008, 02:51:42 PM
Quote from: modelincard on August 05, 2008, 01:49:06 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 01:37:39 PM
My lawn is emo.
Lucky sod.
Herein, gentlemen, lies the pun to end all puns. It will stick with me for the rest of my days.
I don't think I would go that far. It would certainly be worthy of a rye smile, though.
Hey, wipe that green off your face.
... okay, that was terrible, and I'm sorry.
Quote from: Jairus on August 05, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on August 05, 2008, 03:19:03 PM
I don't think I would go that far. It would certainly be worthy of a rye smile, though.
Hey, wipe that green off your face.
What, you dislike being riced that way?
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 03:35:04 PM
Quote from: Jairus on August 05, 2008, 03:21:38 PM
Quote from: LionHeart on August 05, 2008, 03:19:03 PM
I don't think I would go that far. It would certainly be worthy of a rye smile, though.
Hey, wipe that green off your face.
What, you dislike being riced that way?
Okay, I'm going to sound like a complete and total idiot, but I'm not getting that pun. Though now that I think about it, I should have written it "smug green off your face." Shoot.
Rice is a grain, just like grass.
Cog's been all grassed up, though.
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 05, 2008, 04:06:13 PM
Rice is a grain, just like grass.
Cog's been all grassed up, though.
Oh, now I get it!
I mean, I had to pull up my digital Oxford Dictionary to get the slang, but I get it now. Dang, the Brit's come up with some weird stuff.
... I'm pretty sure ricing up the cars starting in the states.
Anyway, we're starting to run out of lawn, here. Maybe we should mow on our way and come back later?
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GLORIOUS AND ROBOTIC? :erk
Who the hell is looking for me? I'm a nobody! No one knows me! I'm-
...oh, waaaaaiiiit a second...Ah. Memory reboot.
*looks at everyone's antics* Don't mind me. Carry on.
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on August 05, 2008, 07:41:24 PM
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GLORIOUS AND ROBOTIC? :erk
Who the hell is looking for me? I'm a nobody! No one knows me! I'm-
...oh, waaaaaiiiit a second...Ah. Memory reboot.
*looks at everyone's antics* Don't mind me. Carry on.
techmaster-glitch, is there something you want to tell us? Or rather,
don't want to tell us?
What do you mean? As in, who this person is and how I know them? Or something else in my post?
I just PMed her, so I didn't see much point in actually conversing in this thread.
And as for my 'don't mind me, carry on', I was just observing that you peeps seemed to be enjoying some grassy punny fun, so don't stop on my account!
:erk wait wait wait...
We have another Amber now?
It's not to be beleafed.
Well, better not no mown or be blue, and instead be happy and give welcome to a new member. :)
hello, new member, please do not be bamboo-zled by our antics. ;)
Okay, can we please stop with the plant puns. It's just not ferny anymore.
NEVAR!! L: They have taken root here and will continue to pollinate throughout the thread!
Can we leaf the puns behind us, or are we going to continue and act like tree-year-olds?
Ok the next person who makes a plant pun will be sued by one moira giana trust me she's the cruelest ever.
Quote from: silentassassin on August 06, 2008, 02:29:05 AM
Ok the next person who makes a plant pun will be sued by one moira giana trust me she's the cruelest ever.
We don't beleaf you! You can't treeck us with your thorny threats!
Your threats fail to leave us in fir.
Quote from: silentassassin on August 06, 2008, 02:29:05 AM
Ok the next person who makes a plant pun will be sued by one moira giana trust me she's the cruelest ever.
we were making grass jokes, not plant jokes... jeeze, who'd have thought the critics would want us stoned?
The critics are trying to smoke us out! We gotta make like a tree and leave!
You've fir gotten to make any other jokes, Jubblies. You've used that one three times.
Surely it's oak-ey to try a new one?
maple he's just hedging his bets, larch?
Pining for something?
Neah, just took a lichen for those jokes. Besides, most of my attempts to come up with puns have been fruitless.
No apple-cability, huh? Yeah, that's never very elmful...
Maybe we should try branching out.
Nah.
We should stick to what we know.
So you want no trunk with other kinds of puns in this thread?
That has a twig of truth to it.
Oh jeeze, this thread is taking up root. It has budded into a full blown mess.
Orange ya glad we're keeping ourselves to plant and fruit puns?
This thread is a grown-ing monstrosity.
Fertile groand, Cog?
Birch-eriously, f-oaks, enough is enough. Can we leaf this alone, now?
Sure, willow'll give it up. Well, I will (besides, I've run out of puns)
Weed be better off for it, anyway.
You;re making me cry. Please stop.
Oh nion, we're making Danny leek.
How can you keep going? It's unimaginable!
*Shrubs his shoulders* That's the treeck, isn't it? To come up with all of these palms on plants. I'm just vine with the fact that the puns disturb you, but I guess that sow long as the thread is open, someone will keep coming up berry bad puns.
I hadn't plant on participating here as there's knothole many puns I know myself, but I just remembered a joke I read some time ago...
*goes searching*
Aha, there we go:
QuotePosted by Archae99 in 2004 (http://nice.purrsia.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=21;t=001908)
It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
*vanishes into the bushes before anyone can complain*
Quote from: Tiger_T on August 06, 2008, 02:39:15 PM
QuotePosted by Archae99 in 2004 (http://nice.purrsia.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=21;t=001908)
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
*vanishes into the bushes before anyone can complain*
...
xD
You have no idea how hard it is to stop myself from bursting out laughing in the middle of class right now.
Why are yew here when yew should be paying attention to your teacher?
Quote from: VSMIT on August 06, 2008, 02:50:53 PM
Why are yew here when yew should be paying attention to your teacher?
Well, it's more like I'm in between clashes, there's kind of a break or an hour or so. Actually, I should start making my way to my next class. Good thing I've got the right boak today.
Please, let's stump these puns. They are really getting old.
Foliaged again!
Well, we'd have to get to the root of the problem first in order to dig it out and stop all of this. And they are getting a little grafting.
I think the crop of puns is fruiting nicely, myself.
Perhaps we orchard start charging people for them?
Really? Wow, Boxy, you should pear up with someone to try that.
Not me. Seriously.
Well i do have buisness experiance and am very greedy we're perfect partners, eh i'll let you grow on it.
Boingo Boingo whoopsie Knickers.
Quote from: Dannysaysnoo on August 06, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
Boingo Boingo whoopsie Knickers.
"I could mention the hugely satisfying [ego]-extension gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees..."
- Yahtzee's Review of Painkiller
"Sorry, I lost my train of thought there."
Huh so you watch zero punctuation too awesom.