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The Grand Hallway => The Outer Fortress => Topic started by: Shadrok on April 09, 2008, 08:51:36 PM

Title: Cubi security?
Post by: Shadrok on April 09, 2008, 08:51:36 PM
When I saw the picture of the Secretary of Homeland Security in this article

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/04/zombie-computer.html?nup=1&mbid=yhp

My mind just saw him as a cubi.



:dface Homeland Security is eavesdropping on our dreams.  D:
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: Zedd on April 09, 2008, 10:30:30 PM
Oh noes...What will ever doooo? *sarcasim*
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: James StarRunner on April 10, 2008, 12:59:10 AM
Quote from: Zedd on April 09, 2008, 10:30:30 PM
Oh noes...What will ever doooo?
Recite lines from a law book.:P
http://missmab.com/Demo/Cubi02.php
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: Tapewolf on April 10, 2008, 04:28:55 AM
Quote from: James StarRunner on April 10, 2008, 12:59:10 AM
Recite lines from a law book.:P

That might not work if it's a 'Cubi lawyer.
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 10, 2008, 07:48:46 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on April 10, 2008, 04:28:55 AM
That might not work if it's a 'Cubi lawyer.

You could always recite random lines. That way they won't make sense, and they'll still be boring.
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: Llewelyn on April 10, 2008, 08:39:50 AM
Nah, more fun to mentally sing They Might Be Giant songs.  They don't get anything from you AND you might drive them a bit crazy trying to figure it out!  Or at least you'll get it stuck in their heads so they have trouble thinking.  (See: Tannim in Chrome Circle/Chrome Born)

"I'm a friend but I'm a little glowing friend but maybe I'm not actually your friend but I am..."
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: Ryudo Lee on April 10, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
 :shifty

...

*Works as a support tech for the immigration branch of the DHS...*
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: Alondro on April 10, 2008, 09:39:48 AM
Quote from: Ryudo Lee on April 10, 2008, 09:10:18 AM
:shifty

...

*Works as a support tech for the immigration branch of the DHS...*

You fiend!   >:O

Hee hee, alot of the zombie computer problem would be solved if people didn't leave their computers on all day with browser and chat windows open.  That's like putting a sign up that says "Please take all the time you need to hack my computer!"  :rolleyes
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: blood butterfly on April 10, 2008, 11:19:21 AM
this would explain the "jedi" mind powers and his ability to survive multiple heart attacks  :erk
poor G. W. Bush, undermined by a scowling cubi  :P
whoops, mistook the man for cheney Xp
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 10, 2008, 11:22:42 AM
Quote from: Llewelyn on April 10, 2008, 08:39:50 AM
"I'm a friend but I'm a little glowing friend but maybe I'm not actually your friend but I am..."

"Instanbul, no Constantinople..." ?

"Make a little birdcage in your soul" ?
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: Fragmaster01 on April 10, 2008, 12:48:09 PM
And no mind reader confusion is complete without:

"The sun is a mass of..."

"Good morning how are you I'm Doctor Worm"
Title: Re: Cubi security?
Post by: rabid_fox on April 10, 2008, 02:01:59 PM

For true TMBG befuddlement, "Flight of the Barking Death Squirrels".

As for the story - interesting, if true.

As for the picture - heh.