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Title: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 01, 2008, 07:27:48 PM
At long last...

8 years later...

I HAVE MY MS IN BIOLOGY!!!   :boogie

Celebration time!

:kirby   :bar   :cheers   :disco
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on April 01, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Run for your lives! (http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/xXHaZxMaTXx/1775671.gif)
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 01, 2008, 07:36:57 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 01, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Run for your lives! (http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/xXHaZxMaTXx/1775671.gif)

*begins formal experiments!*   >:3
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: rabid_fox on April 01, 2008, 07:44:10 PM

MS?

Oh, congratulations too. Hold on...hold on, I can put this better.

You are standing on the slicey edge of excellence without bleederinating your footsies. Well done.
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 01, 2008, 07:46:11 PM
Congrats, Alondro.

At long last :dotdotdot
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Tapewolf on April 01, 2008, 07:46:26 PM
Quote from: Alondro on April 01, 2008, 07:27:48 PM
At long last...

8 years later...

I HAVE MY MS IN BIOLOGY!!!

I thought you were going to say that you'd created life, but congratulations anyway!
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Pagan on April 01, 2008, 07:57:12 PM
Isn't that kinda what Jesus said right before he died?

Congrats. You have done well, and I am proud in you.
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Tapewolf on April 01, 2008, 08:14:05 PM
Quote from: Pagan on April 01, 2008, 07:57:12 PM
Isn't that kinda what Jesus said right before he died?
...

If Jesus got an MS in Biology and then died, that's obviously a very different translation of the scriptures to the ones I've read  :erk
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: bill on April 01, 2008, 08:23:52 PM
you won
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Pagan on April 01, 2008, 08:30:45 PM
Ah, that's just what my grandmother said to me after I told her I had completed one of my projects. Kinda made my joyous ulation become uncomfortable.

But seriously, congrats Alondro. Where you going to go with that?
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: ShadesFox on April 01, 2008, 08:57:13 PM
Quote from: Alondro on April 01, 2008, 07:36:57 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on April 01, 2008, 07:29:43 PM
Run for your lives! (http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i213/xXHaZxMaTXx/1775671.gif)

*begins formal experiments!*   >:3
You mean you're now going for a PhD now?
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 02, 2008, 08:24:43 AM
No PhD right now.

I need to get myself financially secure first.  PhD's these days end up being very costly, because there aren't really any things left to discover in biology that aren't agonizingly complicated.

However, on that note, I do have a patent in the works that may prove to be quite lucretive... issa secret!  ;)
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Toric on April 02, 2008, 09:07:38 AM
This news is awesome-sauce-tastic with a side of win. Great to see that your eight years of the self-inflicted torture we call higher learning paid off! :mowmeep
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Eibborn on April 02, 2008, 09:16:46 PM
Hey, congratulations! :D
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Kenji on April 02, 2008, 09:29:55 PM
Pics or it didn't happen. D:<
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Joe3210 on April 03, 2008, 07:13:29 AM
Gratz.
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Brunhidden on April 03, 2008, 10:34:12 AM
reminds me much of my trip to the naval recruiting place

i took a test, they told me i would probably be best suited to handling missiles and torpedoes (nuclear or not, they didn't give a preference) and that they would pay for my education up to and including a masters degree for me handling missiles.

they were going to give me a doctorate in missiles, which i may still take them up on that offer now that i know that thing that started this thread did kind of the same.
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 03, 2008, 11:49:34 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on April 03, 2008, 10:34:12 AM
they were going to give me a doctorate in missiles, which i may still take them up on that offer now that i know that thing that started this thread did kind of the same.

I started this thread... so I'm just a thing?  You treat me just like Charline does!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  :cry

No hope.... no hope...   :redrum
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Brunhidden on April 04, 2008, 08:01:29 AM
Quote from: Alondro on April 03, 2008, 11:49:34 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on April 03, 2008, 10:34:12 AM
they were going to give me a doctorate in missiles, which i may still take them up on that offer now that i know that thing that started this thread did kind of the same.

I started this thread... so I'm just a thing?  You treat me just like Charline does!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!  :cry

No hope.... no hope...   :redrum

i see thing one just found thing two.

i was right, so kiss my doctor of missiles butt!
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 04, 2008, 09:48:05 AM
*wonders if he is Thing from the Addams Family*   :,

*Or maybe 'The Thing' from outer space that takes over people!*

*Or maybe the Fantastic Four 'Thing'!*

*Or maybe 'Swamp Thing'!*

:I
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Omega on April 04, 2008, 10:00:08 AM
I still have a long way to go for my degree of science   ._.

Oh well. At least now I have a role model. Be happy Alondro!
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on April 05, 2008, 11:47:20 PM
Well holly sh*t.  Congrats Alondro!


Hey guys, let's start a dead pool on how long it's going to take him to get arrested :3
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 06, 2008, 08:23:59 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on April 05, 2008, 11:47:20 PM
Well holly sh*t.  Congrats Alondro!


Hey guys, let's start a dead pool on how long it's going to take him to get arrested :3

It'll never happen. 

I plan to take full control of Earth right after the world economic collapse next summer!   :mwaha

Those who obey me shall be rewarded!   :deal
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2008, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Alondro on April 06, 2008, 08:23:59 PM
I plan to take full control of Earth right after the world economic collapse next summer!   :mwaha

Northern hemisphere summer or southern hemisphere summer?
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Brunhidden on April 07, 2008, 10:01:01 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2008, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Alondro on April 06, 2008, 08:23:59 PM
I plan to take full control of Earth right after the world economic collapse next summer!   :mwaha

Northern hemisphere summer or southern hemisphere summer?

western hemisphere

yes, it makes no sense but thats where the challenge lyes
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Alondro on April 07, 2008, 10:20:28 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 07, 2008, 04:01:05 AM
Quote from: Alondro on April 06, 2008, 08:23:59 PM
I plan to take full control of Earth right after the world economic collapse next summer!   :mwaha

Northern hemisphere summer or southern hemisphere summer?

I'm not telling!  As any good prophet knows (or global-warming advocate), keep predictions vague to cover all the bases!  For instance, if we have a sudden ice-age, it was due to global warming just as much as if the Earth becomes like Venus instead.

PS:  What do these eco-freaks intend to do when we have the normal periodic sea-level rise?  Cuba has been nearly under water half a dozen times in the past couple million years, and Lake Champlain was connected to the ocean as little as 12,000 years ago.  Nature just shrugs it off and keeps going.  Humans are the twits who build immobile multi-million dollar condos in flood zones.  As my dad says, "If yer gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough."   >:3

So the solution is clear:  Destroy All Humans.  The video game was right!   :3
Title: Re: IT IS DONE!!!! :D
Post by: Zorro on April 08, 2008, 02:34:11 AM
At least in Texas you build your beach house cheap.  Because no matter what; a Hurricane will level it about every 20 years or so.