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Title: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Netrogo on December 20, 2007, 11:31:35 PM
Found this and first thing I thought was 'Gee I can think of a dozen or so people who'd get a kick out of this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Netrogo/Candy.jpg)
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: meany on December 21, 2007, 12:31:21 AM
....Words cannot describe the wrongness of that. But I'm sure Bill and Alondro will think of a few that will come very, very close.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Darkmoon on December 21, 2007, 12:32:54 AM
That. Is. Brilliant.

And very Japanese.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Netrogo on December 21, 2007, 01:06:15 AM
Something just occured to me. What flavor would the candy be anyways? :erk
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: superluser on December 21, 2007, 02:07:07 AM
Quote from: Netrogo on December 21, 2007, 01:06:15 AM
Something just occured to me. What flavor would the candy be anyways? :erk

Coffee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)?
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on December 21, 2007, 02:16:47 AM
I want one.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Reese Tora on December 21, 2007, 03:50:23 AM
Quote from: superluser on December 21, 2007, 02:07:07 AM
Quote from: Netrogo on December 21, 2007, 01:06:15 AM
Something just occured to me. What flavor would the candy be anyways? :erk

Coffee (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)?

Chocolate. >:3
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 21, 2007, 04:03:14 AM
Mocha?
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Alondro on December 21, 2007, 09:01:09 AM
Musksticks..

:blarf
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Don on December 21, 2007, 11:54:17 AM
I think the flavor of the candy should change depending on what it eats, I'm kinda curious how it came out wrapped in the plastic though...Unless it's bio-engineering wich would be likly as the price is $25,000. Good thing it doesn't exist, or at least it's not alive.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Brunhidden on December 21, 2007, 12:07:09 PM
its more likely waxed paper.....i wonder what it smells like
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on December 21, 2007, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: Alondro on December 21, 2007, 09:01:09 AM
Musksticks..

:blarf

Hey! Musk sticks are -delicious- no matter where they come from! Just ask Azlan! Or Penny!  >:O
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: rt on December 21, 2007, 08:13:49 PM
 :mwaha kick out of it recieved  :mwaha
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Alkarii on December 21, 2007, 08:27:12 PM
The sad thing is that if someone in some Japanese manufacturing company sees that, they will make something like that, and it will sell like crazy in Japan.  Elsewhere, I don't know, but definately big in Japan.

Seriously, though, from what I've seen of their culture so far, I must say that if I ever became a world-touring musician and the band goes to Japan, I'm going to go to the gigs, and then stay in the hotel room, because Japanese culture is terrifying. Very much so.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Zedd on December 21, 2007, 08:34:23 PM
There are worse out there Net...Lot worse >:3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJHROYS-umY) and for some NSFW
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Toric on December 21, 2007, 09:07:55 PM
This the day after I found out about Segata Sanshiro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50). Why can't U.S. businesses be this zany?
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: lucas marcone on December 21, 2007, 09:38:11 PM
Quote from: Toric on December 21, 2007, 09:07:55 PM
This the day after I found out about Segata Sanshiro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50). Why can't U.S. businesses be this zany?

i love you for showing me this
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on December 21, 2007, 11:40:59 PM
well, it was purple, and it came out of something's asshole.... I'm thinking whatever it is it either tastes like sh@t or it has a candy coating around a gooey chocolate center.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: meany on December 21, 2007, 11:49:18 PM
I believe I shall now be sick.  :ill
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Netrogo on December 22, 2007, 03:13:56 AM
Quote from: lucas marcone on December 21, 2007, 09:38:11 PM
Quote from: Toric on December 21, 2007, 09:07:55 PM
This the day after I found out about Segata Sanshiro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50). Why can't U.S. businesses be this zany?
i love you for showing me this

As do I. God I loved the 90s. :boogie
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Don on December 22, 2007, 06:21:37 AM
Quote from: Toric on December 21, 2007, 09:07:55 PM
This the day after I found out about Segata Sanshiro (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50). Why can't U.S. businesses be this zany?

wow, a black belt that kicks the shit out of anyone who doesn't play the saturn...I do not know what to say, that video was just, silly yet...effective.

incedentlly, I'm going to proboblly have that song stuck in my head for the rest of today now...and since it's only 4 am, it's going to be a long day.
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: thegayhare on December 22, 2007, 09:41:25 AM
there are already companies that make toys that poop candy

http://www.kleargear.com/1494.html
Title: Re: It Poops Candy!!!
Post by: Toric on December 22, 2007, 12:40:20 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on December 22, 2007, 09:41:25 AM
there are already companies that make toys that poop candy

http://www.kleargear.com/1494.html
Yes! If only there was still a few weeks before shiny tree day! (to steal a term from Brunhidden)