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Title: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 07, 2007, 03:08:06 PM
No I don't really type like that. This is probably about the only Castlevania forum I haven't been a member of so far, but I've been lurking for a bit. Y'all are funny on here! Cheers!
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 07, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
 :noobrape
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Darkmoon on November 07, 2007, 03:25:07 PM
Indeed. Well said.

Welcome. I believe people around here usually warn new people about the things they should and shouldn't do... or people they should or shouldn't trust. I think it's best if you read the rules and trust no one. Saves a lot of time.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 07, 2007, 03:43:25 PM
Especially Darkmoon. Any advice he gives should be taken with a grain of salt the size of Lake Michigan.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 07, 2007, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 07, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
:noobrape

Please? *looks hopeful*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Suwako on November 07, 2007, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 07, 2007, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 07, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
:noobrape

Please? *looks hopeful*

:erk

can I set him on fire?  :<
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 07, 2007, 04:05:18 PM
Hm.

Well, if you actually want me to, that kinda defuncts the whole 'rape' part.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 07, 2007, 06:01:53 PM
Quote from: Aiyno on November 07, 2007, 04:02:33 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 07, 2007, 03:56:56 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 07, 2007, 03:21:17 PM
:noobrape

Please? *looks hopeful*

:erk

can I set him on fire?  :<

Just as long as I can take my socks off first. Those hurt like a bastard when they melt!  :eager
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Gabi on November 07, 2007, 06:16:10 PM
That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.

Welcome to the insanity.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Angel on November 07, 2007, 06:18:16 PM
Reading your topic title out loud to myself was fun. Welcome! Just remember to keep your brain and lobes inside your head at all times.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Darkmoon on November 07, 2007, 09:14:33 PM
Quote from: Gabi on November 07, 2007, 06:16:10 PM
That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.

Welcome to the insanity.

Fuck em if they can't take a joke.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 08, 2007, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Gabi on November 07, 2007, 06:16:10 PM
That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.

Welcome to the insanity.

Tell it tell it tell it!  :bunny :eager

Quote from: Black_angel on November 07, 2007, 06:18:16 PM
Reading your topic title out loud to myself was fun. Welcome! Just remember to keep your brain and lobes inside your head at all times.
Thank you for the welcome Black_Angel! Lol, Objects In Head Are Smaller Than They Appear.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Zedd on November 08, 2007, 01:28:52 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 08, 2007, 10:28:20 AM
Quote from: Gabi on November 07, 2007, 06:16:10 PM
That reminds me of a nun joke my brother used to tell. But some might consider it offensive, so I'm not posting it here.
Welcome to the insanity.
Tell it tell it tell it!  :bunny :eager
Yes please do even though I have the bad habbit to fear nuns sometimes.... :erk
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on November 08, 2007, 11:35:55 PM
Quote from: Zedd on November 08, 2007, 01:28:52 PM
Yes please do even though I have the bad habbit to fear nuns sometimes.... :erk
Zedd... that pun was just...

Welcome then! Dr. Mario was always my favourite GameBoy game, along with Tetris ^-^ (Batman fit in there somewhere too...)

So, I'm sure I should tell you to beware of things, which would promptly be followed by llearch saying to beware of people who tell you to beware of things. For this reason you should be aware of him (or bow down to him, either's good). Also to be wary of are squirrels with exploding confectionaries and all mods in general.
Here's where I give you a pointy-stick to protect thine own self with *reaches into plothole, withdrawing a stick and tossing it back to the New Doctor* oh how exciting! Another doctor! :) However, not knowing your capabilities as yet, and assuming only the best, I might now have an issue when I refer to Ink as the Good Doctor...

Ah, well I hope you enjoy your stay, do feel free to contribute to any intelligent conversation (preferably intelligently, not that I ever do),
      Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 10:47:32 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on November 08, 2007, 11:35:55 PM
Quote from: Zedd on November 08, 2007, 01:28:52 PM
Yes please do even though I have the bad habbit to fear nuns sometimes.... :erk
Zedd... that pun was just...

Welcome then! Dr. Mario was always my favourite GameBoy game, along with Tetris ^-^ (Batman fit in there somewhere too...)

So, I'm sure I should tell you to beware of things, which would promptly be followed by llearch saying to beware of people who tell you to beware of things. For this reason you should be aware of him (or bow down to him, either's good). Also to be wary of are squirrels with exploding confectionaries and all mods in general.
Here's where I give you a pointy-stick to protect thine own self with *reaches into plothole, withdrawing a stick and tossing it back to the New Doctor* oh how exciting! Another doctor! :) However, not knowing your capabilities as yet, and assuming only the best, I might now have an issue when I refer to Ink as the Good Doctor...

Ah, well I hope you enjoy your stay, do feel free to contribute to any intelligent conversation (preferably intelligently, not that I ever do),
      Sienna Maiu - Moonshine Tallgrass

Thank you Miss Sienna! I can assure you that I'm a Good Doctor, but I'm better when I'm a Bad Doctor! You can take that one as you will. *takes stick*  :mowninja
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2007, 11:28:46 AM
Ahh, he's sticking to you, Sienna...
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 11:50:48 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2007, 11:28:46 AM
Ahh, he's sticking to you, Sienna...

She gave me the stick first. I was only being polite. I mean, when someone offers YOU a stick you take it right? It's only right! BTW, I came here thru the CV Dungeon and was wondering what Elby's name on this board was.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 11:52:24 AM
Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 11:54:35 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 11:52:24 AM
Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

And hence your karma ratio. ;^P *Tries to dodge HazMat stick attack but gets hit* OW! My shin! You hit me in the SHIN!  :P
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 11:58:52 AM
Hmm...  That's odd, I don't remember having a stick.  Anyway, you can blame my karma on Bill.  I would advise against talking to him, though.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 12:31:47 PM
Lol, it was a Jedi stick. It just kind of appeared and you unknowingly used your mind to make it hit me.

And yeah, I've been seeing a lot about Bill here. Tell me a little about him, I'm curious.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 12:38:19 PM
He's an asshole.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2007, 01:18:48 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 11:54:35 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 11:52:24 AM
Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

And hence your karma ratio. ;^P

Heh. Yours is worse. :-P
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2007, 01:18:48 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 11:54:35 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 11:52:24 AM
Whenever someone hands me a stick, I just hit them with it.  Probably why no one ever hands me sticks, anymore.

And hence your karma ratio. ;^P

Heh. Yours is worse. :-P

:erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk Are YOU responsible for this!?  :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 02:37:41 PM
:3
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Suwako on November 09, 2007, 02:38:02 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 02:18:52 PM

:erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk Are YOU responsible for this!?  :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk

Why aren't you dead yet.. didn't we agree on setting you on fire?  :<
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 02:43:54 PM
Aye, though you never actually did so.

By the way, Docta, your avatar text reminds me of System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 02:37:41 PM
:3

That was YOU then?  >:3 :<

Yeah, Alyno, where have you been? I mean, it's not like I can set MYSELF on fire! Geez. <.<


EDIT: Man, my Karma has dropped like 3 points in the last 2 minutes. I am a hated man apparently.  :< :< :<
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2007, 03:10:53 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
:erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk Are YOU responsible for this!?  :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk

Of course not.

And if I was - would I admit to it?
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 03:14:12 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 09, 2007, 03:10:53 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 02:18:52 PM
:erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk Are YOU responsible for this!?  :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk :erk

Of course not.

And if I was - would I admit to it?

This is another part of how being a n00b sucks. You can never tell when someone's lying or not.  :P
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 03:32:11 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 02:37:41 PM
:3

That was YOU then?  >:3 :<

Maaaaaybe. :)
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 03:35:29 PM
Hahahaha! You're a prick! But that was too funny! *makes Ali G hand sign* "RESPEKT!"
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Suwako on November 09, 2007, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 03:02:45 PM

Yeah, Alyno, where have you been? I mean, it's not like I can set MYSELF on fire! Geez. <.<


EDIT: Man, my Karma has dropped like 3 points in the last 2 minutes. I am a hated man apparently.  :< :< :<

I was busy constructing an alibi for 13th of april, how so? Sure you can set yourself on fire!  :< It's more fun that way! and more amusing  :)

also my name is a-i-yno like, aye chipper, wait lot like that.. erm.. >.< !

...i like setting things on fire.  :B

I as in me! as in I want to set things on fire! f-i-re! :(

A person who says I is YNO, will be strangled with his/her own spine? :(
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 04:54:26 PM
Quote from: Aiyno on November 09, 2007, 04:05:31 PM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 03:02:45 PM

Yeah, Alyno, where have you been? I mean, it's not like I can set MYSELF on fire! Geez. <.<


EDIT: Man, my Karma has dropped like 3 points in the last 2 minutes. I am a hated man apparently.  :< :< :<

I was busy constructing an alibi for 13th of april, how so? Sure you can set yourself on fire!  :< It's more fun that way! and more amusing  :)

also my name is a-i-yno like, aye chipper, wait lot like that.. erm.. >.< !

...i like setting things on fire.  :B

I as in me! as in I want to set things on fire! f-i-re! :(

A person who says I is YNO, will be strangled with his/her own spine? :(

I'm a buddhist, I'm not good at "getting the ball rolling" as it were. If this burning's gonna happen, dammit, you're gonna have to take of the torch and MAKE it happen!

Sorry about the typo in your name. For some reason, the typecast on these forums makes "i" and "l" hard to distinguish for me. I had another guy think I couldn't read in another forum because his name had an "L" and I thought it was an "i."  :P
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: techmaster-glitch on November 09, 2007, 07:47:02 PM
Just a little note to you, D.Mario, about the karma system. It means nothing. Absolutely nothing. Any time someone even mentions the karma system, the admins give them hundreds of smites, just to teach them that it means nothing.
Hence my own karma.
Don't make my mistakes...
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 09, 2007, 07:54:44 PM
I got smote by Amber, I feel special. :3
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 09, 2007, 08:11:41 PM
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on November 09, 2007, 07:47:02 PM
Just a little note to you, D.Mario, about the karma system. It means nothing. Absolutely nothing. Any time someone even mentions the karma system, the admins give them hundreds of smites, just to teach them that it means nothing.
Hence my own karma.
Don't make my mistakes...

I kinda figured it didn't, but I appreciate you backing me up on that Tech. Actually, you gotta admire someone who has so much negative karma it's ridiculous. You have to WORK for that!
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: lucas marcone on November 10, 2007, 02:11:13 AM
:poke                                                                                                                                  :explosion
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 10, 2007, 10:42:53 AM
By the way, Docta, that wasn't me who smote you 100 times.  I only did it twice three times. :3
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 10, 2007, 08:02:23 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 10, 2007, 10:42:53 AM
By the way, Docta, that wasn't me who smote you 100 times.  I only did it twice three times. :3

Lol I think it was llearch. :<
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on November 10, 2007, 08:08:02 PM
i just applauded you, doctar, you can thank me in bed.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 10, 2007, 09:07:16 PM
Quote from: dannysaysnoo on November 10, 2007, 08:08:02 PM
i just applauded you, doctar, you can thank me in bed.

Sweet! Anyone else wanna trade Karma for some handjobs???
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 10, 2007, 09:23:07 PM
Me! Me!
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 10, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 10, 2007, 09:23:07 PM
Me! Me!

All well and good, but I don't see my karma gettin' any better!  8)
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 10, 2007, 10:12:24 PM
Paper cuts... :B
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 11, 2007, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 10, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
All well and good, but I don't see my karma gettin' any better!  8)

It looks good to me, I don't see what you're complaining about...
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 12, 2007, 10:32:22 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 11, 2007, 07:30:23 AM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 10, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
All well and good, but I don't see my karma gettin' any better!  8)

It looks good to me, I don't see what you're complaining about...

Lol it's good in the other direction. Cheers! *goes to work*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 12, 2007, 10:43:22 AM
*Smites.* :3
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 12, 2007, 04:39:29 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 12, 2007, 10:43:22 AM
*Smites.* :3

*goes to work* Rock 'n' roll.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on November 12, 2007, 04:43:18 PM
for what its worth, docta, ive given you a major percentage of you positive karma.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 13, 2007, 09:59:29 AM
Quote from: dannysaysnoo on November 12, 2007, 04:43:18 PM
for what its worth, docta, ive given you a major percentage of you positive karma.

You're gonna have to wait. llearch has a prostate like a 75 year old man and I have callouses like a motherfucker!  :P But you're first in the queue. Lemme see some more o' dat karma!  :zombiekun2
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 13, 2007, 10:09:11 AM
As you wish.
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 13, 2007, 11:52:59 PM
*double fists llearch and danny*

Okay this is gonna have to stop. I'm gonna get a reputation or something. You know how it goes. I don't want to be known as the guy who'll give handjobs for karma. I mean, I don't want to be the Clockwork Mansion equivalent of that cheerleader in your high school who wasn't as good looking as the rest of the cheerleaders and was a little too free with the blowjobs just to prove she was part of the crew (although I really tried to make friends with her, so.....what does that say about me?  :<
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 14, 2007, 08:43:32 AM
... Need I dignify that with a response? *grin*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 14, 2007, 10:57:24 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 14, 2007, 08:43:32 AM
... Need I dignify that with a response? *grin*

C'mon llearch, I want FRIENDS not FUCK BUDDIES!  :< :< :<
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on November 14, 2007, 11:05:09 AM
... what did you come here, for, then? :-P
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 14, 2007, 02:45:21 PM
I.....d..d..don't KNOW!!!! *has breakdown*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 14, 2007, 02:46:17 PM
*Points and laughs.*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 14, 2007, 07:47:13 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 14, 2007, 02:46:17 PM
*Points and laughs.*

*Tries to stab you with a pen because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2 lately and it's a widely known fact that playing violent games makes you a criminal waiting to happen*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: Suwako on November 15, 2007, 01:29:23 AM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 14, 2007, 07:47:13 PM

*Tries to stab you with a pen because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2 lately and it's a widely known fact that playing violent games makes you a criminal waiting to happen*

So you are one of those people who can't keep the digital and real world apparart..
want to do something for me? It will get you into the -mental- House..
or dept. of heavy metal *patient*
Title: Re: I iz teh n00b
Post by: DoctaMario on November 15, 2007, 10:47:42 AM
Quote from: Aiyno on November 15, 2007, 01:29:23 AM
Quote from: DoctaMario on November 14, 2007, 07:47:13 PM

*Tries to stab you with a pen because he's been playing too much Manhunt 2 lately and it's a widely known fact that playing violent games makes you a criminal waiting to happen*

So you are one of those people who can't keep the digital and real world apparart..
want to do something for me? It will get you into the -mental- House..
or dept. of heavy metal *patient*

It is indeed true, my world is just a bunch of little 0s and 1s.  :P