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Title: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Brunhidden on October 20, 2007, 06:07:00 PM
Technically my daughter should be posting this, but at the moment she is at her grandmothers house.

while we had no internet my daughter, wife, and i went to the grocery store, which had just put up haloween items at the time.  on this shopping trip Eowyn was already wearing a pair of gold colored bangles, putting her hands into the anime catgirl position in an attempt to keep them from slipping down her arms, she was also, ironically, wearing pink camouflage pants with a matching shirt sporting hello kitty in the middle. Eowyn pointed at a pair of tiger ears on a headband, and we obliged by putting them on her, which started quite a scene.

I think she must have been hanging out with you guys too much, she immediately darted halfway down the aisle, turned, and went "RAWRR!". for the next 45 minutes she streaked the entire store going "rar raaaar woof rawr rarrrrrrr" and the like. the entire store thought it was a riot... except for the sushi chef she pounced. I guess that means he was an authentic Japanese, anyone else would not have found hello kitty to be good camoflage.

in the end i had to trick her, offering her one of those plastic pumpkin pails and then offering her a 5 pound bag of hot dogs, knowing she could not abbandon the pail full of hot dogs she had to continue her reign of terror at a very slow pace.

in the end we bought her the ears, which she wears often, and even says "I tiger, rar" before pouncing and starting to playbite. its hilarious, especially when she starts blowing rasberries in between bites. later she also got a pair of regular kitty ears, which she puts on as some kind of immunity to punishment saying "noooo, i kitty!" to avoid being sent to her room.

I think 2.75 years is a little young to become a furry, much less a vore.
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Stygian on October 20, 2007, 06:11:10 PM
[shakes head]

And you're worrying about that sort of stuff? Give it ten, twelve years. If she starts to wear extra makeup and making black patterns or tears around her eyes, then you have to worry.
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Brunhidden on October 20, 2007, 06:16:07 PM
Considering she already listens to Ozzy Osbourne, has an interest in sword fighting INCLUDING access to actual swords, and has twice tried to push me down flights of stairs in a frighteningly efficient manner.... what can i say? girls got talent
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Tapewolf on October 20, 2007, 06:17:10 PM
Get her on Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song  >:3

And thanks for posting the ear story... that was pretty cool.
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: techmaster-glitch on October 20, 2007, 06:20:13 PM
...I could not stop laughing as I was reading that... :lol
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on October 20, 2007, 07:20:11 PM
*giggles*

I think I've got a nice pair of mouse ears as well as a little bunny mask she might like.  It might get her off the vore kick

*giggles*
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Darkmoon on October 20, 2007, 07:25:10 PM
No. No more furries!  :U
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Faerie Alex on October 20, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on October 20, 2007, 06:07:00 PM
I think 2.75 years is a little young to become a furry, much less a vore.
I disagree with that statement. Remember, 2 is the new 10 or something like that.

Besides, it's never too early to become a furry. :3
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 20, 2007, 11:21:37 PM
Heh, that reminded me of this dog mask my baby cousin has.  She's so cute. :3
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on October 21, 2007, 12:01:16 AM
Ohhh Brun hon.

You should take some pics it would be so cute
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 21, 2007, 07:25:03 AM
I feel sorry for the sushi chef.

Other than that, "I tiger, rar!" has got to go on the list. ;-]
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Brunhidden on October 21, 2007, 07:35:09 AM
Quote from: modelincard on October 20, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on October 20, 2007, 06:07:00 PM
I think 2.75 years is a little young to become a furry, much less a vore.
I disagree with that statement. Remember, 2 is the new 10 or something like that.

Besides, it's never too early to become a furry. :3

and when exactly would it be too early to find your daughter giving herself a tong bath? i just hope i can break her of her habit of carrying things in her mouth like a puppy before she starts school.

Quote from: thegayhare on October 21, 2007, 12:01:16 AM
Ohhh Brun hon.

You should take some pics it would be so cute

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Brunhidden/1051_1055combine.jpg)

If you notice her eyes dont look right there, my wife just HAD to photoshop all the pictures we take of her to blacken her pupils. and here i thought having red pupils is cute for a 2 year old

not the same meal, she made spider man macaroni.... i really dont know why she likes spiderman...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Brunhidden/100_1104.jpg)
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: techmaster-glitch on October 21, 2007, 02:30:40 PM
D'awwwwww! So cuuuute!
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on October 21, 2007, 02:36:43 PM
*hands her some catnip*

such a cute little kitten
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Zedd on October 21, 2007, 05:23:01 PM
I know whats expecting next her growl and stuff and walk on all fours
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Fuyudenki on October 21, 2007, 05:29:05 PM
Cute.  I agree with you, though.  If the kid's eyes want to glow red, let them glow red.  It happens rarely enough in people that it should be preserved, 'cause it's cool.

Quote from: Brunhidden on October 21, 2007, 07:35:09 AM
not the same meal, she made spider man macaroni.... i really dont know why she likes spiderman...

Because Spiderman is t3h cool. :spidey

Seriously, though, I think Spidey's my favorite superhero.  Besides, you don't have to worry about her prom dates gettin' grabby with her 16 years from now if she can vault an 8-foot brick wall.

Also, is she cooking in that last picture?
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Faerie Alex on October 21, 2007, 10:39:04 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on October 21, 2007, 07:35:09 AM
Quote from: modelincard on October 20, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden on October 20, 2007, 06:07:00 PM
I think 2.75 years is a little young to become a furry, much less a vore.
I disagree with that statement. Remember, 2 is the new 10 or something like that.

Besides, it's never too early to become a furry. :3

and when exactly would it be too early to find your daughter giving herself a tong bath? i just hope i can break her of her habit of carrying things in her mouth like a puppy before she starts school.
Oh, well...there's that. I definitely agree with you there.
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Jigsaw Forte on October 22, 2007, 10:22:38 PM
I'm pretty sure she won't become a furry. At least no more than any other 2 year old who dresses up in cat ears.

*thinks*

please don't let her turn into an anime catgirl... Catboys are fine, furries are fine, but dear God, no more catgirls...
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on October 22, 2007, 11:44:13 PM
Quote from: Jigsaw Forte on October 22, 2007, 10:22:38 PM
I'm pretty sure she won't become a furry. At least no more than any other 2 year old who dresses up in cat ears.

*thinks*

please don't let her turn into an anime catgirl... Catboys are fine, furries are fine, but dear God, no more catgirls...

(http://www.warehouse23.com/img/full/SP3001.jpg)
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: techmaster-glitch on October 22, 2007, 11:49:38 PM
I can't read what she's saying... :<
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Distracting on October 22, 2007, 11:56:01 PM
I'm pretty sure it says "This isn't kawaii...This isn't kawaii at all!"
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on October 23, 2007, 12:13:51 AM
thats what she's saying yep

Sorry I couldn't find a bigger image
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Brunhidden on October 29, 2007, 03:31:29 AM
Quote from: Jigsaw Forte on October 22, 2007, 10:22:38 PM
please don't let her turn into an anime catgirl... Catboys are fine, furries are fine, but dear God, no more catgirls...

Shouldnt be a problem anymore, appearantly her true passion is bee antenna ears she materialised from somewhere. zina should like that considering thats where eowyn learned the perky poses
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Alondro on October 29, 2007, 11:44:37 AM
Meh, too many catgirls and too many fox bois.  Put em together and you get... uhm... foxy-cats? 

Mutated deformed freaks due to chromosomal nondisjunction? 

Or just nothing at all?   :confused

I'm not sure how that would work... It's time for an experiment!   >:]
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Zedd on October 29, 2007, 02:56:47 PM
Quote from: Alondro on October 29, 2007, 11:44:37 AM
Meh, too many catgirls and too many fox bois.  Put em together and you get... uhm... foxy-cats? 

Mutated deformed freaks due to chromosomal nondisjunction? 

Or just nothing at all?   :confused

I'm not sure how that would work... It's time for an experiment!   >:]
You already did that..We got Zooni that way
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: King Of Hearts on October 30, 2007, 04:39:48 AM
D'awww what a cute lil' tiger.

She's a bee now eh?

well, better hide the pointy stuff.
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Eowyn on October 30, 2007, 03:11:48 PM
What Eowyn types-eeeeeeaaaaarrrrs,,,,,     iiiibbbeeee,,,rrrrrrrrrrrraaaarrr

What Eowyn says- Ears! I bee, rar!

What Eowyn means- I seem to be confused on the topic of which species is better, so i commonly wear whatever ones i feel like.

What Brunhidden says- Most of the time she uses the bee antenna, i guess she liked zinas art that much. while wearing the antenna she usually likes to try sword fighting with the plastic sword she got for halloween, when not wearing it she just likes to go 'woof'
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Dannysaysnoo on October 30, 2007, 05:32:17 PM
thats just how i was when i was a kid,  loved pretending to be a cat, and i didn't have any furry influences. Shes just a kid, she ain't no cat girl!
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on October 30, 2007, 09:48:42 PM
Eowyn would you like to be a bunny?  or a mouse?
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Brunhidden on October 31, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
uhm, just as a warning... she has a small stuffed pink bunny rabbit... in a pot on her play kitchen.

the freaky thing is she keeps putting it back there every time i take it away
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Alondro on October 31, 2007, 10:30:59 AM
Quote from: Darkmoon on October 20, 2007, 07:25:10 PM
No. No more furries!  :U

It's much too late for that.  You too will become one with the Fur... you will be ass-imilated.  (deliberately hyphenated for evil innuendo!)   >:3
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 31, 2007, 12:09:40 PM
.. and not shaven? I think D would prefer shaven...
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: thegayhare on November 02, 2007, 09:00:31 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on October 31, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
uhm, just as a warning... she has a small stuffed pink bunny rabbit... in a pot on her play kitchen.

the freaky thing is she keeps putting it back there every time i take it away

Eeeek!!!

*hides from the scary little girl*

You horrible monster, You cute horrible little monster.
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: Alondro on November 02, 2007, 12:23:50 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on November 02, 2007, 09:00:31 AM
Quote from: Brunhidden on October 31, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
uhm, just as a warning... she has a small stuffed pink bunny rabbit... in a pot on her play kitchen.

the freaky thing is she keeps putting it back there every time i take it away

Eeeek!!!

*hides from the scary little girl*

You horrible monster, You cute horrible little monster.

*snerks*  Good little tiger-girl.   Bunnies are for eating.  >:3
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on November 02, 2007, 12:58:25 PM
Heheh, that reminds me of an old wartime Disney propaganda cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASW3UCc17AI).
Title: Re: Attack of the Ears
Post by: superluser on November 02, 2007, 11:31:21 PM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on November 02, 2007, 12:58:25 PMHeheh, that reminds me of an old wartime Disney propaganda cartoon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASW3UCc17AI).

I like the burlesque of Ride of the Valkyries.  Probably others, too, but that was the only one that I recognized.