Yes, it's that time again folks! Time to come up with the stupidest, worst cross-over names and ideas for movies and television shows!
My first entry: Crossing the anime "Claymore" with a Wild West drama.
The title: "3:10 to Youma"
:giggle
Make that Claymore and a Spaghetti Western and I'm willing to pay to see that.
transformers and timmy the toaster.
there's a new megatron in town folks and he makes sure the toast lands butter side down!
Ben Ten and Avatar the last air bender ...I don't know why but I don't see that meshing together.
Ranma and sponge bob square pants is another I can't wrap my head around.
Actually Sponge bob and House I don't see working either.
Dr.Who and The Lost Room
Dr. Who and 'Friends' "Dammit Ross you aren't a real doctor!" "shut up Joey, this is man talk."
Dr. who and "the wiggles"
Dr. Who and the original "Lost in space"
Battlestar Galactica and the new Bionic Woman...wait that one could work.
Torchwood and Naruto....God looks like the hidden village(s) is doomed
Camp Lazlo and Star Trek "Its worse than dead...Their brains are gone!"
Spiderman and Doctor Who....It might work...Though I dont know Parker will like seeing more aliens or doctors in his whole lifetime
Jake 2.0 and the incredible Mr. Limpet.
Independent films about cowboys and "Mortal Kombat"... hmmm...
Brokenback Fatality :sweatdrop
oh god oh god oh god I love this.
1.) My Girl and The Good Son. Title: Bees, the Musical
2.) Lion King and The Ghost and The Darkness. Title: The Little Lion Who Could. (this one is reaching.)
3.) Friday the Thirteenth and Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Title: Terror in Toontown.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 20, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Dr. who and "the wiggles"
Doctor: "So you're saying that this Big Red Car, which isn't very 'Big' at all, can fit every single member of your crew in? Including a dinosaur? ... How'd you get that, by the way? You're not time travelers too, are you?"
For some reason that just amuses me. :)
power rangers crossed with galaxy quest
"Rangers! YOU. ARE. OUR. LAST. HOPE."
"it's morphing time!"
I see excellent MST3K potential with this one.
Quote from: RJ on September 20, 2007, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 20, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Dr. who and "the wiggles"
Doctor: "So you're saying that this Big Red Car, which isn't very 'Big' at all, can fit every single member of your crew in? Including a dinosaur? ... How'd you get that, by the way? You're not time travelers too, are you?"
For some reason that just amuses me. :)
Oh god thats great...
Revenge Of The Sith and Pulp Fiction =
Revenge Of Marsellus Wallace.
pink floyd's the wall and lilo and stitch.
title, Lilo get's baked.
House M.D. + Teletubbies.
Greg: Okay people, differential diagnosis.
Tinky Winky: Its Lupus!
Greg: You're an idiot, Lala, go get me a Lumbar Puncture, Po, get him started on broad spectrum antibiotics, Dipsy, you're fired.
Dipsy: Bye-bye.
CSI + Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal
Hannibal: Come closer, Grissolm... closer.
Naruto + One Piece
O like you havent seen this one coming.
Well since they did it with Freddy and Jason, as a last ditch effort to get the money off a sinking ship, my entry for horrific movie cross-over...
Silent Hill (the movie) and House of the Dead (the movie)
The whole plot could be that the little retards who survived at the end of HotD could land their boat near SH and that's pretty much the extent of the plot at that point as Uwe Boll suddenly decides the 'fans won't want any of this boring plot stuff' and begins removing pages from the script reducing it to nothing but an endless sea of idiot teens somehow using complex martial arts to take down a never ending swarm of undead that all don't look that undead. *Gasps and takes a breath* Throw in a man busty woman searching for his her daughter who's disappeared in the town. Eventually finding out that, oh god to hell with it I do NOT want to remember any more of these two films to bother writing.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (the movie)
meets
Gungrave (the anime series)
If only because a dead guy with guns and a chain-supported, weapon-loaded metal coffin blowing the hell out of zombies would be out of canon and highly entertaining.
Phil of the future and Resident Evil: Extinction
DAD: Ok kids, before we return to the future in our crappy time vehicle, we're going to visit Las Vegas and celebrate Phil's 21st birthday.
Phil: Sweet!
MOM: Honey, are you sure that's safe? the city was completely destroyed by a nuclear bomb in 2012."
Dad: oh you worry too much sweetie! (insert corny brady bunch moment)
Pym: Dammit! I'm too young to gamble.
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on September 20, 2007, 10:45:49 PM
power rangers crossed with galaxy quest
"Rangers! YOU. ARE. OUR. LAST. HOPE."
"it's morphing time!"
I see excellent MST3K potential with this one.
Power Ranges Crossed with beavis and butthead
"uh..huhuhuhuh, you said morph, uuuhuhuhuhuh"
The Twelve Kingdoms, Five Easy Pieces, and Meet the Fockers.
The resulting cross-over? Twelve Easy Fockers.
Harry Potter + Dirty Harry
Oh wait, they already did that with "Potter Puppet Pals 2"
:P
Quote from: King Of Hearts on September 21, 2007, 07:23:40 AM
Naruto + One Piece
O like you havent seen this one coming.
X-play did that once...and they terribly regretted it.
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
"King of the pirates!"
"Believe it!"
OH GODS MAKE IT STOP!
Good News! Uwe Boll is directing "Avatar: the golden child".... starring Eddie Murphy in the role of BoomE, Iroh, Avatar Roku, and Kyoshi... I'm told it will be the greatest movie evar!
Nightmare on Elm Street and The Care Bears. "The Care Bears Adventures in Nightmareland."
Van Helsing and Hellsing. I can't think of a title, but I know how the characters would deal with it. (http://hellsing.comicgenesis.com/d/20040711.html)
Quote from: Black_angel on September 21, 2007, 11:07:08 PM
Nightmare on Elm Street and The Care Bears. "The Care Bears Adventures in Nightmareland."
Van Helsing and Hellsing. I can't think of a title, but I know how the characters would deal with it. (http://hellsing.comicgenesis.com/d/20040711.html)
Two words for that lady from my brother..Chill pill
ghostbusters plus inuyasha
'damnit i am not a ghost you idiots' :)
My Submission:
Uwe Boll film + Characters knowing they're in a Uwe Boll film.
It's understood to be an "everybody commits suicide" flick.
Dragon wars II: the return of the killer tomatoes.
A movie so craptastic it won't just make you laugh it'll make you cry.
more bad crossover ideas...
Dragon Wars: the spirit of Eragon
Godzilla Vs Gorgo
Congo and George of the Jungle
Star Trek and Star Wars...
All I can say is that now the whole universe is a goner...
Pretty much anything and "Judgement at Nuremberg". Those wacky Germans!
"Attack of the Fried Green Killer Tomatoes"
Also "Short Circuit 2" x "Terminator 2" *Arnold voice* "I'm alive! No wait! Don't lower me into the steel! I've changed my mi... AAARRGGGHH!" >:3
Quote from: Alondro on September 24, 2007, 05:55:26 PM
"Attack of the Fried Green Killer Tomatoes"
Also "Short Circuit 2" x "Terminator 2" *Arnold voice* "I'm alive! No wait! Don't lower me into the steel! I've changed my mi... AAARRGGGHH!" >:3
I'd just like to add that Short Circuit 2 traumatised the hell out of me as a young kid. No smash Johnny. D:
what I couldn't figure out about Short Circut was how the toy robot got bigger.
halo...crossed with hello kitty and uwe boll
http://halo-fans.deviantart.com/art/Halo-Kitties-8-23125296
Fushigi Yuugi + An American Civil War history book.
http://www.jaredandlindsay.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1&pos=9
Stalin and Hitler in a DBZ style brawl:
http://www.comics.aha.ru/rus/stalin/
I remember reading that a while back in english... really rocked when Stalin told Hitler that there is no Valhalla.
The Blade series and Roger Rabbit.
I want to say more, but I'm not sure what.
Quote from: Black_angel on September 26, 2007, 07:49:00 AM
The Blade series and Roger Rabbit.
I want to say more, but I'm not sure what.
"Who Staked Roger Rabbit?" ?
"kinghenry VIII teams up with master chief to OBLITERATE anne boleyn!"
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Quote from: jakshep3 on October 05, 2007, 02:22:50 PM
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Hmmm... nope, don't see it.
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Using code and /code, it works a bit better.
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on September 25, 2007, 04:42:10 AM
Quote from: Alondro on September 24, 2007, 05:55:26 PM
"Attack of the Fried Green Killer Tomatoes"
Also "Short Circuit 2" x "Terminator 2" *Arnold voice* "I'm alive! No wait! Don't lower me into the steel! I've changed my mi... AAARRGGGHH!" >:3
I'd just like to add that Short Circuit 2 traumatised the hell out of me as a young kid. No smash Johnny. D:
All though I say and even some people would say and agree that toolbox demoted J5 into a common hippie!! "May I take these books craphead?"
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 26, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on September 26, 2007, 07:49:00 AM
The Blade series and Roger Rabbit.
I want to say more, but I'm not sure what.
"Who Staked Roger Rabbit?" ?
Already done: "Bunnicula" :P
Quote from: Alondro on October 05, 2007, 09:59:38 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on September 26, 2007, 11:08:07 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on September 26, 2007, 07:49:00 AM
The Blade series and Roger Rabbit.
I want to say more, but I'm not sure what.
"Who Staked Roger Rabbit?" ?
Already done: "Bunnicula" :P
Ohhhh! I've read a few of those books! I like them ;)