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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Sajoli on August 10, 2007, 08:56:26 PM

Title: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Sajoli on August 10, 2007, 08:56:26 PM
Er... hi.

DON"T EAT ME!!!
I swear, I've been a big fan of DMFA for a few months at the very least and I haven't just joined to make fun of everybody and I'm not Perez Hilton or Paris Hilton or Linsay Lohan and I'M NOT HERE TO KILL ANYBODY!

So it's very nice to meet all of you, and I dearly hope we can be friends and I won't be defenestrated along the way.
Have a cookieful day!
:)
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 10, 2007, 09:06:25 PM
I come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace shoot to kill. Scotty, beam me up!

Hi.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: techmaster-glitch on August 10, 2007, 09:12:46 PM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 'peace' doesn't exist here. And, as HazMatx has demonstrated, niether does sanity. Except in very small pockets guarded from the forumites by a select few, of which I am one. If you ever find yourself in need of a dose of sanity, I should be avaliable :)

I am :robo!
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zedd on August 10, 2007, 09:14:07 PM
Well I am glad to see somewhere that has a senice of humor....Unlike some people who remain nameless and never spoken. Bill But enjoy yourself here and mind the maddess and keep your sanity at the door!
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 10, 2007, 09:16:58 PM
Oh hi there. :D
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Faerie Alex on August 10, 2007, 09:34:34 PM
Live-long and prosper!

Erm...just do it without your sanity. Leave that in the marked bins. Yeah.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zina on August 10, 2007, 09:44:15 PM
Welcome and stuff.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Azlan on August 10, 2007, 09:52:28 PM
I come in peace...

You leave in pieces...  >:3
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 10, 2007, 09:58:53 PM
If at all.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Brunhidden on August 10, 2007, 10:22:20 PM
a bit of a spaz for your first impression, feel free to join in anywhere and ask us anything.

QuoteCHUNKY!
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Darkmoon on August 11, 2007, 11:15:37 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on August 10, 2007, 09:06:25 PM
I come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace shoot to kill. Scotty, beam me up!

Hi.

Ah, another Scorched Earth fan, I see.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Sajoli on August 11, 2007, 11:26:01 AM
It seems... sanity is not welcome here...

Where were those marked bins again? And what if I lose my sanity in them? What if somebody steals it? Can you steal sanity here? Would anybody want mine? Can you sell sanity here? That would be awesome. I'm sure I could buy like an iPod or something with the earnings. Or another laptop. Or a top hat.

Can you buy top hats here, too? Aw man, I think I'm gonna like this place.

...There better be tophats here...  :kruger
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: techmaster-glitch on August 11, 2007, 11:36:09 AM
Where is what's-his-name...LionHeart...he will explain all proper sanity procedures.
And give you a free souvenir coffe mug! :)
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 11, 2007, 02:27:56 PM
We have bucket hats, but no top hats. Soz.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 11, 2007, 05:16:55 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on August 11, 2007, 11:15:37 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on August 10, 2007, 09:06:25 PM
I come in peace shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace shoot to kill. Scotty, beam me up!

Hi.

Ah, another Scorched Earth fan, I see.
Uhh... Maybe? :B
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2007, 05:41:42 PM
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on August 10, 2007, 09:12:46 PM
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but 'peace' doesn't exist here. And, as HazMatx has demonstrated, niether does sanity. Except in very small pockets guarded from the forumites by a select few, of which I am one. If you ever find yourself in need of a dose of sanity, I should be avaliable :)

... and if you believe that, I have this bridge I'd like to sell you. It's in Brooklyn...
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
 Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Anyways, new-person-type-thingy, welcome to our little show. Come on in, relax, and bask in our patented sanity-free zone.

(And great song reference, Haz.)
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zedd on August 11, 2007, 07:34:51 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Anyways, new-person-type-thingy, welcome to our little show. Come on in, relax, and bask in our patented sanity-free zone.

(And great song reference, Haz.)
Can I buy some pot from you?  :erk
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:40:50 PM
 *ahem* Let's break this down, shall we?

1. Humorous remark based on Llearch's post.

2. Somewhat friendly welcome to the new forum member.

3. Acknowledging that I recognize the source of the "We come in peace, shoot to kill" lyrics as a song called Star Trekkin' from several years ago.

No illicit substances involved, you see. Though I strongly suspect Bill sells our sanity on the black market in small baggies.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2007, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Turnsky on August 11, 2007, 11:50:51 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2007, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

i haveta tell you, it looks great in the backyard
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zedd on August 12, 2007, 12:40:33 AM
Quote from: Turnsky on August 11, 2007, 11:50:51 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2007, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

i haveta tell you, it looks great in the backyard
I'll bring the carcoal grill...Cause propane is for sissies :P
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Turnsky on August 12, 2007, 01:37:26 AM
Quote from: Zedd on August 12, 2007, 12:40:33 AM
Quote from: Turnsky on August 11, 2007, 11:50:51 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 11, 2007, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: TheGreyRonin on August 11, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
Not anymore; you sold it to me last week, Llearch. Remember?

Of course I remember.

I also sold it to Bill, and to Jigsaw, and to Turnsky. What's one more between friends?

i haveta tell you, it looks great in the backyard
I'll bring the carcoal grill...Cause propane is for sissies :P

pft, i use a pratt and whitney f119 for my barbecuing needs.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Faerie Alex on August 12, 2007, 07:31:10 AM
Heh, that's got nothing on my Rocketdyne F-1. :3
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 12, 2007, 08:22:44 AM
I actually just light a car on fire and use that.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Turnsky on August 12, 2007, 09:00:08 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 12, 2007, 08:22:44 AM
I actually just light a car on fire and use that.

sure you can do that, but Jet and Rocket engines get a fairly cleaner burn, less smoke that way.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 12, 2007, 09:11:24 AM
But the smoke is what gives the meat all it's flavour. :3
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Turnsky on August 12, 2007, 09:14:46 AM
Quote from: xHaZxMaTx on August 12, 2007, 09:11:24 AM
But the smoke is what gives the meat all it's flavour. :3
yeah, but you use woodchips.. petrochemicals taste like Exxon Valdez.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 12, 2007, 05:01:36 PM
Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 12, 2007, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 12, 2007, 05:01:36 PM
Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

No, but we would expect nothing less of you, after all...
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 12, 2007, 06:40:18 PM
Really? I mean, I've been called an egotistical jackass before, but I don't think anyone ever accused me of blatant murder. That's really cool.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zedd on August 12, 2007, 08:25:08 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 12, 2007, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 12, 2007, 05:01:36 PM
Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

No, but we would expect nothing less of you, after all...
Would he ever "steer" us wrong?
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Azlan on August 13, 2007, 06:54:57 PM
Quote from: Zedd on August 12, 2007, 08:25:08 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 12, 2007, 06:31:24 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 12, 2007, 05:01:36 PM
Did I mention that the motorists are generally still in the car when I use it?

No, but we would expect nothing less of you, after all...
Would he ever "steer" us wrong?

Oh, that is intentional... I thought he just sucked at driving.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: LionHeart on August 15, 2007, 10:43:23 AM
Quote from: techmaster-glitch on August 11, 2007, 11:36:09 AM
Where is what's-his-name...LionHeart...he will explain all proper sanity procedures.
And give you a free souvenir coffe mug! :)

*appears in a flash of blue light*

Someone call me? Oh, right, new person...

Hi, welcome to this place of strangeness - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

As for sanity, any of it you may have brought should be left at the door, in the secure storage provided. Be sure to keep your claim ticket, as it messes up our inventory control otherwise.

And your welcome gift is right here. *hands the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here, where the insanity fun never stops!

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: techmaster-glitch on August 15, 2007, 10:56:07 AM
Ah, there he is! I knew he'd show up eventually. Now all we need is the
Quote from: Rammenstein on July 28, 2007, 02:47:02 AM
flying nurse squirrel weilding atomic muffins
and the welcome is complete!
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Brunhidden on August 17, 2007, 08:59:06 PM
the welcome is complete when we scare the newbie away? wow, am i glad i never got a complete welcome.

QuoteCompetition is a painful thing, but it produces great results
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Sajoli on August 17, 2007, 09:06:40 PM
I... am scared...


...for my muffins, that is.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on August 17, 2007, 09:22:37 PM
Double entendre, nifty.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zedd on August 17, 2007, 09:55:30 PM
Time to break out the boxes
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: techmaster-glitch on August 17, 2007, 10:00:14 PM
Quote from: Brunhidden da Muse on August 17, 2007, 08:59:06 PM
the welcome is complete when we scare the newbie away? wow, am i glad i never got a complete welcome.

QuoteCompetition is a painful thing, but it produces great results
No, we just need RJ to offer him a muffin... :3 *innocent*
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: bill on August 17, 2007, 10:02:51 PM
This topic makes me want to punch myself in the stomach.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Angel on August 17, 2007, 10:26:23 PM
Your entry post was funny. I approve of you.

Have a donut and avoid things that go boom. Like RJ's pastries.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Sajoli on August 17, 2007, 10:41:32 PM
Duly noted.
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 18, 2007, 07:35:23 AM
Quote from: Zedd on August 17, 2007, 09:55:30 PM
Time to break out the boxes

I don't break. Except other people, that is...
Title: Re: I COME IN PEACE!
Post by: Zedd on August 18, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 18, 2007, 07:35:23 AM
Quote from: Zedd on August 17, 2007, 09:55:30 PM
Time to break out the boxes

I don't break. Except other people, that is...
Quite you! The genome soilders will find me!