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Title: 300
Post by: Forsaken on August 03, 2007, 04:06:52 PM
So, I saw 300 last night.

The movie was good, and interesting- but not very filling. (I watched the entire movie, but can not recall any thing that great about it now.)

What did you think about 300?

FG
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Title: Re: 300
Post by: Tapewolf on August 03, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
About the same.  Although granted I saw it on an airliner with a small screen and the sound in mono...
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Zedd on August 03, 2007, 05:23:01 PM
I loved it...God I wish I was part of the spartan life
Title: Re: 300
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on August 03, 2007, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 03, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
About the same.  Although granted I saw it on an airliner with a small screen and the sound in mono...

you didn't miss anything.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: thegayhare on August 03, 2007, 06:20:28 PM
for the most part I agree,  the real battle of themopoli was more interesting to me then the movie but there are a few memerable lines 

particularly the one about fighting in the shade
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Damaris on August 03, 2007, 06:48:38 PM
I thought it was an incredibly moving and powerful movie about men (and women) who were willing to sacrifice everything to preserve their way of life.  I, personally, had chills while I was watching it.  This is one of the few movies that we will purchase at full price- usually we wait a year until they get closer to $10.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Slavkei on August 03, 2007, 11:28:32 PM
The movie was incredibly good for what it was - not a telling of the battle of Thermopylae, but a movie adaptation of a comic book loosely based on said battle. :P
Title: Re: 300
Post by: superluser on August 04, 2007, 12:05:49 AM
Quote from: Damaris on August 03, 2007, 06:48:38 PMI thought it was an incredibly moving and powerful movie about men (and women) who were willing to sacrifice everything to preserve their way of life.

I dunno.  Most of it was taking place in battle, not in Sparta, so I didn't think that there was enough of that aspect to put it into the same class as other civic-minded films.  (I'm trying to think of some other films of that genre, but I can't come up with any.  The Tenth Man was a good novella about that sort of thing)

It was good, and if someone else is watching it, I'll probably watch it again, but I'm not going to buy a copy.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: King Of Hearts on August 04, 2007, 03:09:21 AM
It should've been named the "1000" curse you Miller, for patronizing the contributions of the Greek slaves who fought as free men when they were belittled by them.

I wouldve also liked a little scene with the Battle of Salamis, but that would have been stretching it.


yada yada... for tonight we dine in hell.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: superluser on August 04, 2007, 03:45:17 AM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 04, 2007, 03:09:21 AMI wouldve also liked a little scene with the Battle of Salamis, but that would have been stretching it.

You know what would be fun?  A film about Battle of Mons Algidus, with an emphasis on Cincinnatus.

A film about the Second Punic War would also be awesome.  Plus, with that story you'd get cool CG shots of war elephants crossing the Alps.

...[searches IMDb]...

Hannibal the Conqueror (2008) (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0382731/)?  Vin Diesel as Hannibal?  Awe-freakin'-some!
Title: Re: 300
Post by: King Of Hearts on August 04, 2007, 04:23:44 AM
wait... what? Hannibal... Vin Diesel?

That's just  not right... That's like Making the Persian King Xerxes into a seven foot, Bald, effeminate, gold covered... wait...

Title: Re: 300
Post by: bill on August 04, 2007, 09:02:32 AM
Wasn't Hannibal supposed to be, like, you know, kinda smart?
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Tapewolf on August 04, 2007, 09:09:56 AM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 04, 2007, 04:23:44 AM
That's just  not right... That's like Making the Persian King Xerxes into a seven foot, Bald, effeminate, gold covered... wait...

That was a little bit disappointing in 300.  When Superluser described him as having a godlike voice, I was hoping they'd slowed it down and added echo, as was done in Zardoz...
Title: Re: 300
Post by: superluser on August 04, 2007, 10:24:06 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on August 04, 2007, 09:02:32 AMWasn't Hannibal supposed to be, like, you know, kinda smart?

Well, he did manage to lose territory in a war that started with a crippling surprise attack.

Quote from: Tapewolf on August 04, 2007, 09:09:56 AMSuperluser described him as having a godlike voice

Did I?  I certainly might have, but I don't recall actually saying that.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Tapewolf on August 04, 2007, 10:47:57 AM
Quote from: superluser on August 04, 2007, 10:24:06 AM
Did I?  I certainly might have, but I don't recall actually saying that.
Apologies, it was Gryphon.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Zedd on August 04, 2007, 07:50:27 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 04, 2007, 10:47:57 AM
Quote from: superluser on August 04, 2007, 10:24:06 AM
Did I?  I certainly might have, but I don't recall actually saying that.
Apologies, it was Gryphon.
Darn Gryphon always beating me with Birdo!!!
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Zina on August 05, 2007, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: superluser on August 04, 2007, 03:45:17 AM


Hannibal the Conqueror (2008) (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0382731/)?  Vin Diesel as Hannibal?  Awe-freakin'-some!

I don't know how I feel about Vin Diesel apparently "directing" a movie...
Title: Re: 300
Post by: superluser on August 05, 2007, 04:31:20 PM
Quote from: Zina on August 05, 2007, 03:34:29 PMI don't know how I feel about Vin Diesel apparently "directing" a movie...

Yeah, I don't know every movie he's been in, but most of the ones I'm familiar with looked so bad, I didn't see them.  So I hope that the `directing' will actually turn out to be someone else letting Vin think he's actually in charge.

On the other hand, it looks like Vin's pet project, so it may be another Bulworth, where an actor does shitty film after shitty film to make enough money to afford to make a film that he actually wants to make.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Zina on August 05, 2007, 05:00:35 PM
Pitch Black was amazing.

Also, he was the voice of the Iron Giant. Ha haaaaah.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: techmaster-glitch on August 05, 2007, 05:53:30 PM
The Iron Giant? Oh, I remember that movie! I loved it! It's mention brings back quite a few memories.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Fuyudenki on August 05, 2007, 06:00:00 PM
oh!  My mom's gonna want to see Hannibal the Conqueror.  She thought that's what the movie, "Hannibal" was about, and I had to warn her off from seeing it.(we don't really do R-rated movies at my house.)
Title: Re: 300
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 06, 2007, 11:09:52 AM
Quote from: Zina on August 05, 2007, 05:00:35 PM
Pitch Black was amazing.

Also, he was the voice of the Iron Giant. Ha haaaaah.

Yeah, Vin does well at particular types of roles - he has to fit them, though.

He -looks- truly evil. It's when he has to show any sort of emotion, he has trouble.


OTOH, The Iron Giant was brilliant. I -loved- the car, when he sat on it. :-]
Title: Re: 300
Post by: techmaster-glitch on August 06, 2007, 02:34:23 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on August 06, 2007, 11:09:52 AM
OTOH, The Iron Giant was brilliant. I -loved- the car, when he sat on it. :-]

Yeah, that was one of my favorite scenes as well! I also liked the part where Mansly gets into his car and finds half of it bitten off :) That was pure gold right there.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Alondro on August 06, 2007, 03:00:38 PM
Quote from: King Of Hearts on August 04, 2007, 03:09:21 AM

I wouldve also liked a little scene with the Battle of Salamis, but that would have been stretching it.


What about a scene with the Battle of Bratwurst?  Or the Killings of Kielbasa?  Or perhaps the Scuffle of Sausage?   :B
Title: Re: 300
Post by: bill on August 06, 2007, 03:11:23 PM
Incidentally, I am disappointed that there has yet to be an epic movie made about the War of the Oaken Bucket.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Sunblink on August 06, 2007, 09:09:06 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on August 03, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
About the same.  Although granted I saw it on an airliner with a small screen and the sound in mono...

Ditto to this. I saw about the climax of the movie as I was falling asleep on an airplane. It was confusing as heck since I hadn't seen the rest of the movie and the screen quality was as crappy as... well, something really, really crappy. So I couldn't enjoy the movie as much as I really wanted to, unfortunately. I'll probably see it again from the beginning.

~Keaton the Black Jackal
Title: Re: 300
Post by: thegayhare on August 09, 2007, 09:04:15 AM
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/happy-feet-300-p1.php