Tadah! The first avatar I ever made! Yes, it is a Charlie the unicorn reference and yes, I know the graphics suck. Still, though. I'm pretty proud of it. (http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w10/Rikoneko/lioplueredon.jpg?t=1180642938)
*Applaudes you for putting in more effort then the average internet user*
Mines better.
Mines better...
considering it started off looking like this
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/boybnny2/CT_Tshirt_Entry_by_mystcloud.jpg)
Mine rox cuz it was worked on for me by three awesome artists. Digital Kami drew it, Agz colored it, and Omnious Sora added the lettering.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Netrogo/NetrogoFireSig1.jpg)
Is this a 'whose avatar is better' thread, or what? If so, I win.
So you're saying you have an awesome av hiding behind that honda symbol? :U
Not having an avatar is the ultimate avatar. That way anyone can fill it in with what they consider the coolest image and that way I'm cool to everyone!.... Believe it!
Quote from: Netrogo on May 31, 2007, 05:42:48 PM
So you're saying you have an awesome av hiding behind that honda symbol? :U
Ouch. :cry
Zing!
Also Valy, we could be filling it in with something not so awesome. Like a large lump of slimy goo with weird eyes wearing Steve Urkel's clothing.
I have the best sig. :)
I have the best sig+av combo! That's a lost art, right there.
I have the best custom title, ho.
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 06:05:06 PMI have the best custom title, ho.
Debbie disagrees (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp).
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/elfstar.gif)
P.S. Prisonbear (http://www.snapsandbytes.co.uk/prisonbear/) FTW.
But my sig has PURPLE!
Haz is right. Honda is good in my book. Side note, Haz, you may or may not be interested in this (http://www.epson.jp/nakajima/craft/index.htm). They had your car previously, but it seems to be gone now. :<
Japan SuperGT's a cool series, as is Formula Nippon. If only they produced decent drivers...
Quote from: superluser on May 31, 2007, 07:03:40 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 06:05:06 PMI have the best custom title, ho.
Debbie disagrees (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp).
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/elfstar.gif)
P.S. Prisonbear (http://www.snapsandbytes.co.uk/prisonbear/) FTW.
This has to be a parody. Please? :cry
It's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp This is why I don't play this game. It's too intense for me.
modelincard wins because his sig is cadbury purple.
o i c what he did thar
(http://www.chick.com/tractimages55075/0050/0050_18.gif)
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 07:09:39 PMIt's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.
Yup. I've been using his tracts to help me translate words like YAAAAAAH! and HAW HAW HAW! into other languages.
So is Bill a Jack Chick noob?
You've been missing out on gems like Somebody Loves Me (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0006/0006_01.asp) (``Beaten and alone, a child dies. But Jesus cares.'' --actual description), The Attack (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp) (Remember, if you want to read the Bible, you have to learn English), and a freaky kid in The Last Generation (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp).
(P.S. Sandwich Chef (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp))
I read the thingy on D7D... If only I'd realized it sooner! They're right! That game is a gateway to evil!
Thank you, Jack Chick. I have seen the error of my ways. I will not play D&D anymore. From now on it's just Vampire the Masquerade and internet porn!
Thank god!
I know, dear. I know. I've accepted the lord into my life. He has made me realize that for too long I was full of sin, but now, as I have been bathed in the light of Jesus, and am a child of god.
Of course, being born-again, I have to wait 21 fucking years to buy liquor.
Fuckin hell, god! You asshole.
Wow, I never read them all yet, but I hadn't read this particular one, The Last Generation, and I now believe without a doubt it is the MOST IDIOTIC one on the site. Not a single panel in there is even REMOTELY sane or believable. Nobody even acts as real people act.
Quote from: superluser on May 31, 2007, 08:09:13 PM
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 07:09:39 PMIt's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.
Yup. I've been using his tracts to help me translate words like YAAAAAAH! and HAW HAW HAW! into other languages.
So is Bill a Jack Chick noob?
You've been missing out on gems like Somebody Loves Me (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0006/0006_01.asp) (``Beaten and alone, a child dies. But Jesus cares.'' --actual description), The Attack (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp) (Remember, if you want to read the Bible, you have to learn English), and a freaky kid in The Last Generation (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp).
(P.S. Sandwich Chef (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp))
Don't forget his latest one, "Fairy Tales". Believing in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy with lead you on the road to HELL.
Or all the ones regarding homosexuality. Apparently the men in Sodom and Gomorrah wore make-up and dresses. I did not know!
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on May 31, 2007, 08:48:40 PM
Wow, I never read them all yet, but I hadn't read this particular one, The Last Generation, and I now believe without a doubt it is the MOST IDIOTIC one on the site. Not a single panel in there is even REMOTELY sane or believable. Nobody even acts as real people act.
Blasphemer.
Quote from: superluser on May 31, 2007, 08:09:13 PM
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 07:09:39 PMIt's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.
Yup. I've been using his tracts to help me translate words like YAAAAAAH! and HAW HAW HAW! into other languages.
So is Bill a Jack Chick noob?
You've been missing out on gems like Somebody Loves Me (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0006/0006_01.asp) (``Beaten and alone, a child dies. But Jesus cares.'' --actual description), The Attack (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp) (Remember, if you want to read the Bible, you have to learn English), and a freaky kid in The Last Generation (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp).
(P.S. Sandwich Chef (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0076/0076_01.asp))
Oh god that's hilarious. I really don't see how 'Jesus loves you but he's still gonna let you get the hell kicked outta you and then let you die' is supposed to sway me to his religion.
This is probably how the music business really works, actually. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp)
I freaking almost exploded with laughter. I hope you're happy. :)
By the way, the Dodge logo is best cuz' it's a big vagina. :P
Quote from: Evil Richter on May 31, 2007, 08:52:12 PM
By the way, the Dodge logo is best cuz' it's a big vagina. :P
Iono, I think it's a satanic symbol. :<
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 08:51:36 PM
This is probably how the music business really works, actually. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp)
I stopped after reading "There are Christian rock groups that are hot". That's just....too silly for even me.
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 08:54:31 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 08:51:36 PM
This is probably how the music business really works, actually. (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp)
I stopped after reading "There are Christian rock groups that are hot". That's just....too silly for even me.
You didn't read where they SOLD OUT OMG and SOLD THEIR SOULS LOL?
I got up to the point where Satan took credit for Kiss, then I had to stop.
If Satan was really behind Kiss, they wouldn't have released a disco album. Even the devil has to know that was a boner of a move.
lol native americans r dum and cant read (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1710/1710_01.asp)
Hahah, the managers name is Lew Siffer. I get it.
Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 08:56:17 PM
lol native americans r dum and cant read (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1710/1710_01.asp)
Oh those dirty Indian drunks. When will we learn.
Hey, you managed to make alcohol without ever learning agriculture. I say more power to ya.
That's why the white man won. We were just too drunk. :C
That, and the blankie trap. :<
Technically you guys won the REAL war. I mean you don't pay taxes.
And you get really shitty sports teams named after you.
The blankie trap was vicious.
I still say though that if you can make grain alcohol out of thin air, you don't need anything else! Fucking mutant-power alcohol for the win.
Quote from: Netrogo on May 31, 2007, 09:03:30 PM
Technically you guys won the REAL war. I mean you don't pay taxes.
Really? Well, nuts to doing taxes this year!
no srsly
(http://sponsoredbyhormones.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/dodge-ram-logo_1.jpg)
I knew I liked those trucks for some reason...
Quote from: Netrogo on May 31, 2007, 08:50:00 PMOh god that's hilarious. I really don't see how 'Jesus loves you but he's still gonna let you get the hell kicked outta you and then let you die' is supposed to sway me to his religion.
Yeah, he has some weird ideas. Presumably, the message is that Jesus loves you, no matter how shitty your life is and you'll get into Heaven--won't that be great? But apparently, he doesn't stop to think about his audience and how they might perceive his message. He does that a lot.
Fun fact, he started doing his tracts after he learned that the Chinese government had used tracts to spread Communist propaganda. (it's in his bio (http://www.chick.com/information/authors/chick.asp))
Dodge = SATAN
Chevy = JESUS
Ford = SHIT
NISSAN = HEAVEN
WHICH ONE IS BUDDHA?
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Fun fact, he started doing his tracts after he learned that the Chinese government had used tracts to spread Communist propaganda. (it's in his bio)
He FAILED THE FIRST GRADE?!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAH!
I think Mitsubishis are Allah iomo.
Atheists ride unicycles.
I loves teh Nissan. :)
Quote from: Darkmoon on May 31, 2007, 09:10:15 PM
Atheists ride unicycles.
And get run over by the Satan-mobile filled with rednecks. :<
This totally became another religious thread. :giggle
Slowly, all the threads will become religious threads.
AND THEN WHAT?
Plan for world domination
1 - Make all threads in DMFA religious
2 -???
3 - Profit
Is it bad that my initial reaction to this was "THATS NOT A SPRINT CAR YOU IDIOT"? (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1022/1022_01.asp)
I like the end result there. Tell me more about step 2.
Quote from: Darkmoon on May 31, 2007, 09:14:55 PM
I like the end result there. Tell me more about step 2.
Jack off.
Are you doing it on camera? Is that how you make profit?
Give Bill money for no reason should be changed to 'Give Bill money to have sex with goats on film for you'
If it's distributed properly, that may work.
Nice avatar.
Goddamnit, Netami, stay on topic.
Yeah, this threads not about avatars anymore. It like another thread in here, is about Bill having sex with goats.
Until you alter the topic to say "Bill and Etc. Retarded Conversation" I will remained focused on the avatar.
:)
Quote from: Netami on May 31, 2007, 09:29:12 PM
Until you alter the topic to say "Bill and Etc. Retarded Conversation" I will remained focused on the avatar.
Care to do the honors Bill? :mwaha
Quote from: Netami on May 31, 2007, 09:29:12 PM
Until you alter the topic to say "Bill and Etc. Retarded Conversation" I will remained focused on the avatar.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/189x189_aang.gif)
you rang....?
(http://spamgasm.freeforums.org/files/spamgasm/smilies/sarahfisher3ae1.png)
Bonus points one million for making Netami seem like Zuko :mowhappy
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/casu-aang1.jpg)
HAY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 09:32:10 PM
Quote from: Netami on May 31, 2007, 09:29:12 PM
Until you alter the topic to say "Bill and Etc. Retarded Conversation" I will remained focused on the avatar.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/189x189_aang.gif)
you rang....?
*Falls over laughing* Zina that's great. :lol
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Netrogo/zuko-100705.jpg)
Dammit, get back here Avatar!
Quote from: Netrogo on May 31, 2007, 09:39:49 PM
Dammit, get back here Avatar!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/Icons/255428.png)
OOP I'M OUT OF HERE.
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Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 09:47:17 PM
(http://spamgasm.freeforums.org/files/spamgasm/smilies/sat.jpg)
He looks all sorts of creepy happy. Is he one of the actors in your series of illicit tapes Bill?
No, he's Satan.
Satan's in your videos? Wow, high profile :U
Hey, it's goats. Satan loves goats.
That certainly would explain the horns and sometimes satyrish legs.
Okay fine, I will now be off-topic.
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/oh.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/1180658461893.jpg)
WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Don't ever ever say or think that again!
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 10:03:58 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Zinacat/1180658461893.jpg)
WHAAAAAAAAT?!
Don't ever ever say or think that again!
I agree.
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/nomnom.gif)
I'm too smart for this shit. :rolleyes
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Quote from: BillBuckner on May 31, 2007, 10:10:05 PM
I'm too smart for this shit. :rolleyes
Eh, okay.
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/1180081781729.png)
Quote from: Evil Richter on May 31, 2007, 10:10:19 PM(http://filevault.homestead.com/files/1022_21.gif)
There are actually a bunch of Jack Chick parodies that are essentially this. Some of them are funnier than others, and that one isn't bad. I remember one where God got someone to pull his finger.
The absolute best is this one (http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/who-will-be-eaten-first.jpg):
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/20051002_lovecraft_chick_parody.jpg)
Here's how to pray:
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I like how we're back on Jack Chick again.
That's awesome.
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/1180512702639.jpg)
And here I thought we were going to talk about gays.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0273/0273_01.asp
that's what I think of your gays.
Cue to a window wherein a gay person is giving blood.
"TERRORIST!"
"But... I don't have AIDS O_o"
"QUEER BLOOD IS SATAAAAAAN!"
I take your Charlie the Unicorn avatar and raise you this:
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/charlie.png)
I also secretly work undercover as an LJ icon maker. :3 (http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/songset.htm)
Quote from: Netami on May 31, 2007, 10:31:34 PM
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/1180512702639.jpg)
For the win.
Quote from: RJ on May 31, 2007, 11:09:52 PM
I take your Charlie the Unicorn avatar and raise you this:
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/charlie.png)
I also secretly work undercover as an LJ icon maker. :3 (http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/songset.htm)
Narutard. :C
Quote from: Netami on May 31, 2007, 10:31:34 PM
(http://www.shakytable.com/wp-images/1180512702639.jpg)
And here I thought we were going to talk about gays.
....POWER RANGERS MYSTIC FORCE. OHSNAP.
Quote from: Zina on May 31, 2007, 11:13:46 PM
Narutard. :C
And proud of it :3
(http://www.furry.org.au/randomjoy/Shippuuden/narsen1av.jpg)
Though there's some Astro Boy avatars on there somewhere...
I avoid stupid fandom in my sigs and avs.
I much prefer pretentious fandom.