Utter Idiocy, starring Bill!

[Kogitsune]

Tadah! The first avatar I ever made! Yes, it is a Charlie the unicorn reference and yes, I know the graphics suck. Still, though. I'm pretty proud of it.

[Netrogo]

*Applaudes you for putting in more effort then the average internet user*

[bill]

Mines better.

[thegayhare]

Mines better...

considering it started off looking like this

[Netrogo]

Mine rox cuz it was worked on for me by three awesome artists. Digital Kami drew it, Agz colored it, and Omnious Sora added the lettering.

[xHaZxMaTx]

Is this a 'whose avatar is better' thread, or what?  If so, I win.

[Netrogo]

So you're saying you have an awesome av hiding behind that honda symbol?

[Valynth]

Not having an avatar is the ultimate avatar.  That way anyone can fill it in with what they consider the coolest image and that way I'm cool to everyone!....  Believe it!

[xHaZxMaTx]

So you're saying you have an awesome av hiding behind that honda symbol?

Ouch.

[Netrogo]

Zing!




Also Valy, we could be filling it in with something not so awesome. Like a large lump of slimy goo with weird eyes wearing Steve Urkel's clothing.

[bill]

I have the best sig. 

[xHaZxMaTx]

I have the best sig+av combo!  That's a lost art, right there.

[bill]

I have the best custom title, ho.

[superluser]

I have the best custom title, ho.

Debbie disagrees.



P.S. Prisonbear FTW.

[Faerie Alex]

But my sig has PURPLE!

Haz is right. Honda is good in my book. Side note, Haz, you may or may not be interested in this. They had your car previously, but it seems to be gone now.

[bill]

Japan SuperGT's a cool series, as is Formula Nippon. If only they produced decent drivers...

[bill]

I have the best custom title, ho.

Debbie disagrees.



P.S. Prisonbear FTW.

This has to be a parody. Please? 

[Zina]

It's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp This is why I don't play this game. It's too intense for me.

[Aridas]

modelincard wins because his sig is cadbury purple.

[bill]

o i c what he did thar

[superluser]

It's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.

Yup.  I've been using his tracts to help me translate words like YAAAAAAH! and HAW HAW HAW! into other languages.

So is Bill a Jack Chick noob?

You've been missing out on gems like Somebody Loves Me (``Beaten and alone, a child dies. But Jesus cares.'' --actual description), The Attack (Remember, if you want to read the Bible, you have to learn English), and a freaky kid in The Last Generation.

(P.S. Sandwich Chef)

[Darkmoon]

I read the thingy on D7D... If only I'd realized it sooner! They're right! That game is a gateway to evil!

Thank you, Jack Chick. I have seen the error of my ways. I will not play D&D anymore. From now on it's just Vampire the Masquerade and internet porn!

[Damaris]

Thank god!

[Darkmoon]

I know, dear. I know. I've accepted the lord into my life. He has made me realize that for too long I was full of sin, but now, as I have been bathed in the light of Jesus, and am a child of god.

Of course, being born-again, I have to wait 21 fucking years to buy liquor.

Fuckin hell, god! You asshole.

[Aridas]

Wow, I never read them all yet, but I hadn't read this particular one, The Last Generation, and I now believe without a doubt it is the MOST IDIOTIC one on the site. Not a single panel in there is even REMOTELY sane or believable. Nobody even acts as real people act.

[Zina]

It's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.

Yup.  I've been using his tracts to help me translate words like YAAAAAAH! and HAW HAW HAW! into other languages.

So is Bill a Jack Chick noob?

You've been missing out on gems like Somebody Loves Me (``Beaten and alone, a child dies. But Jesus cares.'' --actual description), The Attack (Remember, if you want to read the Bible, you have to learn English), and a freaky kid in The Last Generation.

(P.S. Sandwich Chef)

Don't forget his latest one, "Fairy Tales". Believing in Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy  with lead you on the road to HELL.
Or all the ones regarding homosexuality. Apparently the men in Sodom and Gomorrah wore make-up and dresses. I did not know!

[Darkmoon]

Wow, I never read them all yet, but I hadn't read this particular one, The Last Generation, and I now believe without a doubt it is the MOST IDIOTIC one on the site. Not a single panel in there is even REMOTELY sane or believable. Nobody even acts as real people act.

Blasphemer.

[Netrogo]

It's Jack Chick. Jack Chick is serious business.

Yup.  I've been using his tracts to help me translate words like YAAAAAAH! and HAW HAW HAW! into other languages.

So is Bill a Jack Chick noob?

You've been missing out on gems like Somebody Loves Me (``Beaten and alone, a child dies. But Jesus cares.'' --actual description), The Attack (Remember, if you want to read the Bible, you have to learn English), and a freaky kid in The Last Generation.

(P.S. Sandwich Chef)

Oh god that's hilarious. I really don't see how 'Jesus loves you but he's still gonna let you get the hell kicked outta you and then let you die' is supposed to sway me to his religion.

[bill]

This is probably how the music business really works, actually.

[Knight]

I freaking almost exploded with laughter.  I hope you're happy. 

By the way, the Dodge logo is best cuz' it's a big vagina.