The Clockwork Mansion

Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Dezdemona Thanatos on March 23, 2007, 11:58:50 PM

Title: Ello all
Post by: Dezdemona Thanatos on March 23, 2007, 11:58:50 PM
Ello all I just wanted to say hi. I look forward on talking to you all.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: superluser on March 24, 2007, 12:29:08 AM
Just stay away from Othello.  (Notes `Thanatos') Er, perhaps you already know?
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Cogidubnus on March 24, 2007, 01:10:00 AM
Have you said your prayers, sir? >:3
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: TheGreyRonin on March 24, 2007, 01:16:13 AM
O Lady of the Dark Ice, enter and may our humble chatter amuse thee. Shed upon us your frozen blessings of the nether realms, that we may be chilled and lukewarm-y.

Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Zedd on March 24, 2007, 01:35:59 AM
Hello and welcome to the forum
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Suwako on March 24, 2007, 04:02:46 AM
Welcome, Enjoy yourself here  :)

We have awesome people....
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on March 24, 2007, 04:30:59 AM
Ello, Gov'nah!
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: LionHeart on March 24, 2007, 06:35:17 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hello! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Please leave your remaining sanity (if you have any) in the secure storage provided, and be sure to hold on to your claim ticket.

Watch out for talking boxes, mows, squirrel-borne baked goods, and any who would try to tell you to watch out for those of us who tell you what to watch out for.

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy your time here.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 07:36:21 AM
Hiya, and watch out for...

Oh.

LionHeart already did that.

Never mind, I'm sure someone else will come out of the woodwork and provide mass amusement. :-]
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Tiny crested flint on March 24, 2007, 11:17:16 AM
Welcome and enjoy your stay.  As always, just ignore me. :baghead
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: bill on March 24, 2007, 11:48:47 AM
'jour, and be sure to mock the cardboard box.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: superluser on March 24, 2007, 12:07:42 PM
Quote from: BillBuckner on March 24, 2007, 11:48:47 AM'jour, and be sure to mock the cardboard box.

And, of course, be sure to modify Bill's sig.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 12:18:38 PM
Quote from: superluser on March 24, 2007, 12:07:42 PM
And, of course, be sure to modify Bill's sig.

But of course! :-]
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Stygian on March 24, 2007, 03:05:38 PM
You do know that it's impossible, no? Otherwise it would be 9001.

Anywho, welcome to assholery, insanity, spam and lurk. Hope you've brought a helmet...
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Dezdemona Thanatos on March 24, 2007, 05:17:16 PM
Thanks for the warm welcome all. =^.^= I appreciate the warnings and advice. I'm now about to go and jump into one of the other topics.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 06:23:46 PM
*trips Dezdemona on her way out*
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Stygian on March 24, 2007, 06:36:33 PM
 :shifty...

[grabs Llearch and puts the box over Demona's head]
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 06:39:38 PM
... That's just going to make it worse.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Stygian on March 24, 2007, 06:43:03 PM
You should know by now that I'm all about worse.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Dezdemona Thanatos on March 24, 2007, 06:49:09 PM
*takes box off her head* Muwhahahaha! I can see again! =^.^=
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: ITOS on March 24, 2007, 07:11:27 PM
Gasp! Llearch made Dezdemona see again!
He must be the messiah. :shifty

Greetings. :) I am Itos. No need to remember it though, it stands next to all of my posts. ;)
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on March 24, 2007, 07:13:58 PM
Actually, the absence of llearch is what allowed her to see. ;)
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: ITOS on March 24, 2007, 07:16:18 PM
Quote from: Haz on March 24, 2007, 07:13:58 PM
Actually, the absence of llearch is what allowed her to see. ;)

...

None believer! D:
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 08:59:25 PM
It's ok, my absence is designed to make the heart go wander.

I mean, uh....
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Stygian on March 24, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
And mine to fill it with doubt, fear, enticement, despair, disbelief, pleasure, pain, confusion and so many other things that are part of reality.

Life and experience; Why the clever always seem the Devil.

...>:3
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 09:11:38 PM
Quote from: Stygian on March 24, 2007, 09:09:56 PM
And mine to fill it with doubt, fear, enticement, despair, disbelief, pleasure, pain, confusion and so many other things that are part of reality.

:youfail

My life doesn't have any of that stuff. When is your next delivery? :-]
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Stygian on March 24, 2007, 09:18:07 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 09:11:38 PM
My life doesn't have any of that stuff. When is your next delivery? :-]

Just sign this note and hand over either your soul, the left eye of a best friend, the Ring, either of your kidneys, yo momma, or a deposit of 5000 dollars. We'll need your thumbprint in your blood as well. Oh, and we take Mastercard too.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 24, 2007, 09:20:45 PM
... You'd be my best friend. Can I borrow an eye? :-]

(leastways, you will be if you lend me your eye, anyway :-] )
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Dezdemona Thanatos on March 24, 2007, 09:42:33 PM
Hm...I like the way you think Stygian. When my quest for world domination is complete I'll make you a general.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Icewolf on March 28, 2007, 03:45:35 AM
Since she wanted me to sign up for the forums here, I'll just add to her thread,

Hello everybody!
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on March 28, 2007, 04:56:42 AM
Hiya, Icewolf. Read all the aforementioned warnings, and ignore the lot of them.

Then go and read the rules, and pay attention to all of them. Especially Rule 34.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Zedd on March 28, 2007, 12:22:48 PM
If you dont...You shall be forced play NES Double Dragon 3
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Tiny crested flint on March 28, 2007, 06:27:31 PM
I can't find rule 34. (or any past #12) I'm I doing something wrong?

What about catch 22.

Bonjour Icewolf.
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: superluser on March 28, 2007, 07:40:48 PM
Quote from: Density D. on March 28, 2007, 06:27:31 PMI can't find rule 34. (or any past #12) I'm I doing something wrong?

Is there rule 34 for ``You're doing it wrong''?Does anyone know where to find rule 34 for ``You're doing it wrong''?

Oh, and

(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t102/superluser/suicidewrong.jpg)

(p.s. I don't actually want any rule 34)
Title: Re: Ello all
Post by: Dezdemona Thanatos on March 28, 2007, 09:16:27 PM
He can't help it. He does many things wrong. He has yet to learn and accept the fact that I'm always right.  =^.^=