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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 09:43:39 PM

Title: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 09:43:39 PM
Hi everyone, I just joined after being refered to DMFA by a friend.  I read the entire archive in a day and a half (which was probably about 5 hours overall).  Gotta say I love the comic, reminds me a lot of Dominic Deegan, only with furry characters, color, and more humor.  It quickly became one of my watched comics (a list that seems to grow every other day).

Anywho, enough mushing.

I tend to lurk for a while before joining any conversations, just so I can gauge the general community (that's right, I'm watching y'all).  Besides, joining an active forum means I'm basically jumping into the middle of a lot of conversations, and I hate when I do that.  So, I'll more likely be social after a while, when new topics come up and I have a chance to jump in at the beginning rather than page 6.  ^.^

So, to sum up ...


There may be a quiz later.

PS - don't let my avatar (the scowling raccoon) fool you ... I'm really a nice person.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 09:45:17 PM
Hi. Your post looks coherent, is spelled correctly, and is mainly sensical.




...are you sure you joined the right forum?  ;)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 09:48:05 PM
Um ... *looks at the door* OH sorry!  I thought this was "basketweaving for the opposable-thumbless."

My bad!

:)

Proper spelling and diction hides a very sanity-deprived person, trust you me.  Just wait until I get warmed up.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: TheGreyRonin on February 15, 2007, 09:49:29 PM
Greetings, Azraelle! Welcome to the forum, and don't worry if you're too sane. The forum contains at least 80% of your recommended daily amount of insanity per serving!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 09:50:01 PM
Quote from: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 09:48:05 PM
Um ... *looks at the door* OH sorry!  I thought this was "basketweaving for the opposable-thumbless."

My bad!

:)

Proper spelling and diction hides a very sanity-deprived person, trust you me.  Just wait until I get warmed up.
That's the spirit!  :)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: superluser on February 15, 2007, 09:51:38 PM
Quote from: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 09:43:39 PMPS - don't let my avatar (the scowling raccoon) fool you ... I'm really a nice person.

Now I'm sure you're in the wrong place.

(Whistles to Stygian)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 09:52:12 PM
Come on, guys, let's make a good first impression, right?


*flails*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Kasarn on February 15, 2007, 09:54:56 PM
GET... OUT...
REDRUM...
[insert other horror movie quote here]


Is that what you meant? :)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 15, 2007, 09:55:07 PM
How/why is it that everyone who joins the forum not only assumes, but seems to know that sanity is just something you don't have here? :<  (Except for a select few, that is.)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 09:55:46 PM
Quote from: Kasarn on February 15, 2007, 09:54:56 PM
GET... OUT...
REDRUM...
[insert other horror movie quote here]


Is that what you meant? :)
How about "No"? Is "No" good?  :<
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 09:58:42 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on February 15, 2007, 09:55:07 PM
How/why is it that everyone who joins the forum not only assumes, but seems to know that sanity is just something you don't have here? :<  (Except for a select few, that is.)

It's a forum based on a webcomic?  I'm pretty sure that having sanity here would un-make the universe.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 09:59:33 PM
Hey, I'm sane. I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Kasarn on February 15, 2007, 10:02:17 PM
That's right, Bill. We're all sane here *pats head*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 10:04:44 PM
What? Not you.

:milklaugh
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 15, 2007, 10:05:36 PM
Oh yeah, I'm the insensitive bastard, eh? :razz

Oh I never welcomed you.  So, welcome! :D
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 10:06:26 PM
Logical fallacy! Just because I'm an insensitive bastard doesn't mean that you aren't, Haz.  :youfail
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 15, 2007, 10:07:19 PM
I never said I wasn't an insensitive bastard, I even agreed with you. ;)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Roureem Egas on February 15, 2007, 10:08:17 PM
It's newbie-spawning season...  :U

Oh, welcome.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 10:08:43 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on February 15, 2007, 10:07:19 PM
I never said I wasn't an insensitive bastard, I even agreed with you. ;)
K. :sleep
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 15, 2007, 10:14:00 PM
*Cough*NASCAR sucks.*Cough*

Who said that. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/Smilies/icon_confused.gif)  I bet it was Amber. :U
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 10:14:57 PM
 :erk

*bans Amber Williams*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 15, 2007, 10:20:31 PM
Oh, that's just great.  Now who will supply us with funny? :<  Certainly not you!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 10:21:57 PM
You're cruising for a bruising, Haz.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Faerie Alex on February 15, 2007, 10:22:59 PM
Quote from: Kasarn on February 15, 2007, 09:54:56 PM
[insert other...movie quote here]
[Darth Vader voice]We have you now.[/Darth Vader]
(Isn't "..." useful? :3)

As I see you haven't been given the proper warnings yet, watch out for 'cubi, muffins (especially those that don't behave like normal muffins), peeps bearing gifts, and people warning you about stuff.
Quote from: HaZxMaTOh, that's just great.  Now who will supply us with funny?
But now she'll have more time for making comics, without being distracted here.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Boog on February 15, 2007, 10:29:25 PM
*skulks over* Welcome newbie! Have a gif- *looks up* Ah hell. Fine, have more advice. Spoil my fun, why doncha...
We've got a much-used RP section, a sanity optional clause, and a really nice community here. Don't wreck that. Don't trust mustalids, foxes can be grouchy, what else... Ah. Chibi dragons are not to be trusted, and should be fended off at the first sign with either speically formulated sprays or a large stick lest they become an infestation. Have fun!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 10:55:34 PM
Would a shovel suffice?  I'm kinda known for it ...
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: bill on February 15, 2007, 10:58:59 PM
Now there's a sig.  ;)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: superluser on February 15, 2007, 11:06:26 PM
So I'm just noticing...is Azraelle related to Azar(a)el?
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 11:08:21 PM
It is a feminine version of Azrael.  But no, I'm not the angel of death.  Really, I get that a lot.

It's a name I adopted from a cat I used to own.  And no, I'm not Gargamel either.  I get that a lot too.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 15, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
And here I was thinking Aziraphael. But that's a different bunch entirely...


nice shovel. I may have to borrow it - although my preferred quote is "There exists no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives." ;-)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Zedd on February 16, 2007, 12:07:41 AM
Enjoy your stay here...You get your first headon contact with a cubi hug! *smiles devilish*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on February 16, 2007, 12:11:22 AM
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE X.x



:omg




Yo
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Azraelle on February 16, 2007, 01:04:29 AM
Well to sum up, thank you everyone for your warm welcome.  I shall now put away the whacking shovel, and bring out ... the party shovel!

*pretends to change shovels, when in fact she just moves the whacking shovel from her right hand to her left*

ta-da!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: The Lurking Dragon on February 16, 2007, 01:17:14 AM
As one lurker to another, you'll notice that while odd, the residents here are quite amusing. See you around... or not.  :raspberry
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Tiny crested flint on February 16, 2007, 01:57:43 AM
 :milklaugh :milklaugh :milklaugh :milklaugh
*pointing* DAAAhahahahahaha-hahaha!

You actually took my advice?!!?! Awsome, welcome and have a cookie.  This is gonna be Fun, i can tell.  As you already know, ignore me.

Quote from: BillBuckner on February 15, 2007, 09:59:33 PM
Hey, I'm sane. I resemble that remark.

Resemble instead of Resent.  this is officially quoted for truth.
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Suwako on February 16, 2007, 02:39:39 AM
I haven''t greeted you yet so I intent to do it now! So Hi welcome to the forum watch out for everything that moves talks or is boxy. Now I´m going to read your introduction post since it wasn´t on this page :P
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Cogidubnus on February 16, 2007, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 15, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
"There exists no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives." ;-)

I.E., Stygian.

Oh, and welcome. Nobody has told you to watch out for muffins yet, but that seems to be the least of your worries so far. :)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Tapewolf on February 16, 2007, 04:18:22 AM
Quote from: Azraelle on February 15, 2007, 11:08:21 PM
It is a feminine version of Azrael.  But no, I'm not the angel of death.  Really, I get that a lot.

Nuts, and I was just about to recite the entire lyrics to the song by The Nice...  >:3
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: ITOS on February 16, 2007, 04:35:01 AM
Quote from: Azraelle on February 16, 2007, 01:04:29 AM
Well to sum up, thank you everyone for your warm welcome.

It's not over yet!

Greetings. :)  I am the Monitor of installation 00. I am 7 Itos Atio. Someone has released the Mows... and the muffins... and the oh, my God! Who let the box out of it's box!? D:
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: LionHeart on February 16, 2007, 06:53:47 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Hi! Welcome aboard (no pun intended).

We have a secure storage facility available near the door, for the storage of any sanity you may have brought in. Please remember to hang on to your claim ticket. You do not want to leave with someone else's sanity. Trust me on this.

I see you've been warned of all the standard things to watch out for, including Llearch. This is good. Also be wary of anyone who would try to tell you to watch out for those who would tell you to watch out for things.

Have a welcome gift. (Yes, they're allowed, despite what you may have been told...)*gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the insanity your stay.

*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 16, 2007, 08:40:12 AM
... And give me back my coffee mug!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 16, 2007, 12:31:24 PM
Why Hello Azraelle *bows* welcome to our humble abode hold on * shouts at llearch man how many times I tell you no advacado in the blender* sorry about that I have to go and clean up the kitchen  :) :) :).
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Stygian on February 16, 2007, 01:57:02 PM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 16, 2007, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 15, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
"There exists no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives." ;-)

I.E., Stygian.

Oh, and welcome. Nobody has told you to watch out for muffins yet, but that seems to be the least of your worries so far. :)

Finally someone has the good courtesy to learn from and hand out the wisdom that I try so fervently to spread. Not to say that I like explosives, of course. It's just that while not neccessarily preferrable to other, more specialized tools, they are applicable in every situation due to their ingenious ability to just get rid of the problem if you can't solve it...

As you may have deemed from this statement, I am in fact entirely batshit crazy, albeit an at least somewhat good writer, if one is to trust what people say of me. Which I don't. And there you have another reason to do. I am also aggravated that no one has as of yet warned anybody of me, or at least of the horrors skulking in the shadows.

But, none of this is relevant, and I am drunk, so it is entirely excusable if you disregard and ignore what I say. Just not recommendable. In either case, I welcome you to the forums and toast to your health and suffering that is called life. Skål!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Aridas on February 16, 2007, 02:11:32 PM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on February 16, 2007, 12:31:24 PM
Why Hello Azraelle *bows* welcome to our humble abode hold on * shouts at llearch man how many times I tell you no advacado in the blender* sorry about that I have to go and clean up the kitchen  :) :) :).
stop trying to fake fitting in, it's not funny anymore >_>
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Tiger_T on February 16, 2007, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 16, 2007, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 15, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
"There exists no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives." ;-)

I.E., Stygian.

Oh, and welcome. Nobody has told you to watch out for muffins yet, but that seems to be the least of your worries so far. :)
Yeah, you should try out one of Random Joy's Muffins.  >:3 They're to die for.

Welcome.
We're the Peeps. Resistance is fertile. Just look at all the Lurkers.
All your hail are belong to Amber! :3 ...and your sunshine, rain and snow too.

:mowwink
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Boog on February 16, 2007, 07:22:56 PM
Fellow lover of shovel-based weaponry! *bows* Any blunt instrument, really, but Shovels do have that special degree of elegance that sets it apart from a bat or table leg. Welcome to the crazy, m'dear.

EDIT: Curse you, Spellchecking Box!
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 16, 2007, 07:37:42 PM
Psst, Boogey - it's not half as elegant if you spell it wrongly... :-)
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Boog on February 16, 2007, 07:43:23 PM
Bah. Details. *edits*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 16, 2007, 07:46:32 PM
You missed one. *hides*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: LionHeart on February 18, 2007, 12:36:07 AM
Quote from: Tiger_T on February 16, 2007, 04:30:58 PM
Quote from: Cogidubnus on February 16, 2007, 03:15:45 AM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 15, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
"There exists no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives." ;-)

I.E., Stygian.

Oh, and welcome. Nobody has told you to watch out for muffins yet, but that seems to be the least of your worries so far. :)
Yeah, you should try out one of Random Joy's Muffins.  >:3 They're to die for.

Or possibly from, if you aren't careful... ;)

Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna... And give me back my coffee mug!
Llearch, that is not your coffee mug. This is your coffee mug.

*holds it out between finger and thumb*

Have you washed this any time in the last century? I'd say not...
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 18, 2007, 12:45:26 AM
Of course not! If I washed it, someone else would use it, wouldn't they?
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: Stygian on February 18, 2007, 01:09:57 AM
Bleeeuch... And I suppose you take it black too? Gah... Caffeine-hyped horridity... *takes a swig from a large glass of bourbon with ice*
Title: Re: Psst ... Azraelle says "hi."
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 18, 2007, 11:13:21 AM
Actually, I haven't had any caffeine in months. Herbal tea, usually...