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Title: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 11, 2007, 11:24:53 PM
... or not?


Aww. Jyrras is such a party pooper. :-)
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Kenji on February 11, 2007, 11:25:54 PM
I can totally get behind that idea. |3
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: RJ on February 11, 2007, 11:34:11 PM
A Kick the Cubi Day...? *hides*
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 11, 2007, 11:35:44 PM
No, not generally. Just Abel. :-)
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: superluser on February 11, 2007, 11:37:03 PM
llearch, you should know that I was in the process of making another thread just as you posted.

(You should also know that the thread said, among other things, ``You've got until I hit the post button to get your act together and start a new thread.'')

As for the comic:

Well.  That went over extremely.

Dan managed to turn something that would have likely given him trouble (the Abel outburst) and turn it into a joke that Jyrras didn't get upset about.

Quote from: RJ on February 11, 2007, 11:34:11 PMA Kick the Cubi Day...? *hides*

I think MaskedRetriever might like that...
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zedd on February 11, 2007, 11:42:18 PM
Hmmm kick the cubi...Gee its funny when you realized some of your outnumbered *chuckles* And side note...Dan has one the biggest flaws for an adventurer
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: King Of Hearts on February 11, 2007, 11:46:06 PM
That he's straight?

Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Tiny crested flint on February 11, 2007, 11:50:34 PM
As Dan said it's going to be awkward and I eagerly anticipate it. (Oh the awkwardness)

What will Jyrras do now? Kick Abel, go after Abel , or go after Lorenda? Jyrras would most likely at this point want want to kick Dan for Kick the Cubi Day.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Stygian on February 11, 2007, 11:53:26 PM
...let's leave that one.

I'd say his biggest flaw is that he's a stereotypically stubbornly dumbass who can't stop whining about being a cubi and learn to use his power so that he can go angsty and kill all the arrogant and idiotic cubi, meaning everyone of them!
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 12:00:03 AM
Dan reflects me in so many ways.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Shadowcatcher on February 12, 2007, 12:01:20 AM
Wow, Dan.  You did a heck of a good job speaking your mind about the situation to Jyrass in a very composed manner.  Even adding the "kick Abel" comment at the end you deserve an A+.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on February 12, 2007, 12:04:47 AM
no! Don't kick the Abel!

That's the way to swiftly solve the problems of communication!
yay :)
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 12, 2007, 12:19:26 AM
Quote from: superluser on February 11, 2007, 11:37:03 PM
llearch, you should know that I was in the process of making another thread just as you posted.

(You should also know that the thread said, among other things, ``You've got until I hit the post button to get your act together and start a new thread.'')

... So I got my act together? :-)

What can I say? I was supposed to be in bed days ago...
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Nino on February 12, 2007, 12:30:00 AM
I'd kick Abel.

Oooh I hope we get a breeding genetics mini-arc by Mikelo! But as I refuse to get a paypal account I sadly don't have any say in it.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Aridas on February 12, 2007, 12:30:25 AM
DAN JUST SPAT OUT A TRIPLE NEGATIVE! He doesn't want to be Jyrras' friend anymore! :crying
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Stygian on February 12, 2007, 12:49:06 AM
Bad spelling is no way to break up a wonderful relationship...!  *growls a bit*
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Castle Pokemetroid on February 12, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
So, Dan's say'n that Jyrass is gay or somthin? Seems like it ta me.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Kenji on February 12, 2007, 12:53:53 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 12, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
So, Dan's say'n that Jyrass is gay or somthin? Seems like it ta me.

Yeah, but that's also what most fan artists say.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Stygian on February 12, 2007, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 12, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
So, Dan's say'n that Jyrass is gay or somthin? Seems like it ta me.

Who're yu' call'n gay, ya howlin' paer a' smartypants?! 'S it time to break out tha' sho'guns!?

...sorry, couldn't resist.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: e_voyager on February 12, 2007, 12:58:13 AM
Quote from: Sienna Maiu - M T on February 12, 2007, 12:04:47 AM
no! Don't kick the Abel!

That's the way to swiftly solve the problems of communication!
yay :)

but kicking is a form of communication. it says leave.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 01:01:51 AM
I guess I gotta hand it to Dan..He's trying his best not to upset the little roorat
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on February 12, 2007, 01:21:45 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/kickthecubi_animated.gif)
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Sienna Maiu - M T on February 12, 2007, 01:24:02 AM
Quote from: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 01:01:51 AM
I guess I gotta hand it to Dan..He's trying his best not to upset the little roorat
Well of course he is, nobody ever said that Dan wasn't a good friend.
wait...

Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on February 12, 2007, 12:30:25 AM
DAN JUST SPAT OUT A TRIPLE NEGATIVE! He doesn't want to be Jyrras' friend anymore! :crying

Yeah... I noticed that too, but decided not to say anything, and basically ignored it.
But that's just my method *buries all her mistakes in the past* ^-^

Quote from: HaZ×MaT on February 12, 2007, 01:21:45 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/kickthecubiuq3.gif)
Yes-yes, but I figured that was implied.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:32:28 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 12, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
So, Dan's say'n that Jyrass is gay or somthin? Seems like it ta me.

That's typically what one assumes, after they admit to having a crush on two people of the same gender. :o
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on February 12, 2007, 01:35:03 AM
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Logic shall only confuse them :3

I know it does me... I read Dan's words, but all I read was that he was secretly Gay for Jy.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:35:40 AM
Yeah, loving a person does to some degree entail one's sexual preferences.  For now, Jyrras is more Trisexual than anything else.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zaon on February 12, 2007, 01:37:40 AM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on February 12, 2007, 01:35:03 AM
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Logic shall only confuse them :3

I know it does me... I read Dan's words, but all I read was that he was secretly Gay for Jy.
now the shoes and the hating of able all make sense
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:39:04 AM
Trisexual?
Explain this phenomena.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: superluser on February 11, 2007, 11:37:03 PM
Quote from: RJ on February 11, 2007, 11:34:11 PMA Kick the Cubi Day...? *hides*

I think MaskedRetriever might like that...


Nnot exactly the holiday I was hoping for....

>:3


I say Jyrras is bi and if he plays his cards juuuuust right (and if several completely impossible things happen as well) he could get Abel and Lorenda into a threeway.   :boogie
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:41:54 AM
Trisexuals are people that are willing to try various forms of sex, as they have yet to confirm which one they prefer.  It tends to shift after losing one's virginity.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 01:45:53 AM
Ah!  But is he necessarily a virgin?

>:3
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:46:26 AM
Jy has shown interest in one woman and two men. If anything, that makes him bisexual. We don't know whether or not Jy has ever had sex before, but I'm willing to bet he hasn't, so I highly doubt he's willing to engage "this, that, and that other thing" in sex.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:48:24 AM
Whelp, seeing as how he's been a little turned off from girls due to all the glomping and he's probably too shy to even consider teh butsecks, he probably is.  After all, the day a nerd gets laid is the day hell freezes over.

"What can I say?  Nerds are hot."

He may be willing to walk to the next base after he finishes confessing his love, but this comic is still PG, and so we're probably not gonna see that happen.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Valynth on February 12, 2007, 02:12:40 AM
Quote from: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:48:24 AM
After all, the day a nerd gets laid is the day hell freezes over.


Quoted for truth.

Frankly, Jyrras doesn't strike me as a geek, he's more like a scientist, since he has his own lab coat I believe.

Nerds are like scientists, but they put their inteligence towards the entertainment industry.  It's a fine line, but a line none the less.

Edit:  Also, scientists have the highest lay-itude of the non-fantastical job market.  Fantastical jobs are the ones where you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than breaking into their scenes.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 02:13:52 AM
Quote from: Valynth on February 12, 2007, 02:12:40 AM
Quote from: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:48:24 AM
After all, the day a nerd gets laid is the day hell freezes over.


Quoted for truth.

Frankly, Jyrras doesn't strike me as a geek, he's more like a scientist, since he has his own lab coat I believe.

Nerds are like scientists, but they put their inteligence towards the entertainment industry.  It's a fine line, but a line none the less.


And I can tell you from experience, we scientists get all SORTS of action.    :boogie
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 02:15:10 AM
You went kind of double negative, I thought it was geeks who went for the entertainment industry.  However, Jyrras seems to do both, as the item Kria brought the council was something along the lines of a Game Boy.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Valynth on February 12, 2007, 02:17:34 AM
You quote as I edit!  curse you!

And yes, it is true, scientists get laid frequently since the government pays them to have a lot of genuis children.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 02:49:05 AM
Well all the progress the biggest fault Dan has so far...He likes to go on more than he should..Sides its less odvious we know what he will choosie..Sides..Maybe whatever it may be...It will be good for us all children
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: King Of Hearts on February 12, 2007, 06:18:34 AM
Try-sexuals... ha ha, I remember back in college where in my Freshman year around a third of my classmates were either gay or bisexual, by my sophomore year the numbers was cut in half.

Well theres only one way to be sure of Jy's sexual orientation...

I propose a scientific experiment!

Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zina on February 12, 2007, 06:29:45 AM
I'm fairly certain "trisexuals"(lol, srsly. Whoever came up with that term should be shot) only applies to people that've actually had sex. I think the word you guys want is "Pansexuality", but I fail to see how that applies to Jy, since he's only shown interest in three people so far.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Boog on February 12, 2007, 07:05:17 AM
Punchline made me laugh loud enough to spook sibling in other room. How long have I been saying the same thing?

As for Jyrras, does he strike you as ever having gotten any? Be honest. I'd just call him bi; lately there's so many new sexualities that it's hard to tell what anyone's interested in anymore. :rolleyes
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 07:10:29 AM
It will be great fun people and who knows what flowers will bloom in the meddow of battlefield of love!!....I guess Trisexualitys meaning reserved or for transexuals ideas and stuff...Side note..You strike me down Valynth or Zina I shall become more powerful than you could imagine :dface  *shields face*
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: King Of Hearts on February 12, 2007, 07:12:23 AM
But is Lorenda Jy-sexual?
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 12, 2007, 07:16:40 AM
But in any case with Jyrass I think he's definitely a virgin for sure. Jy-Jy reminds of me I was a virgin till I was 33 years old when I lost it. I went  through stages by the bi and tri nah just regular chasing of the female sex. Anyway now Dan said what her really said I applaude his honesty I think this friendship will last a very long time. I was thinking of the Jy-Jy hooking up with Abel and Lorenda I say this *BAD FANBOYS AND GIRLS BAD, BAD.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Tapewolf on February 12, 2007, 09:07:50 AM
Quote from: Kenji on February 12, 2007, 12:53:53 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 12, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
So, Dan's say'n that Jyrass is gay or somthin? Seems like it ta me.

Yeah, but that's also what most fan artists say.

Including Amber: http://www.furfire.org/fanart/Furfire_Shonen_05.jpg
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on February 12, 2007, 09:27:34 AM
Really, Jy Jy will not be telling Dan about his little crush with Abel, now.  Lorenda is really needed now. And Trisexual is just non-sense for the sexually confused.

Quote from: Valynth on February 12, 2007, 02:17:34 AM
And yes, it is true, scientists get laid frequently since the government pays them to have a lot of genuis children.

Really, then My mother must be getting it all, because I am not getting any money for my sex life, but Mother is always trying to set me up with some "Nice Boy".  Here, I thought she only wanted grandkids. OMG... What is she going to do when she finds out about my boytoys or my sorority sister playmates... Well, I'm 25, and she just have to live with it....*eek!* No no Mother I am am not doing anything, what?  I have another date with Richie Bowman from genetics.  *sign* fine fine.

PBH
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on February 12, 2007, 01:22:48 PM
Abel is too suspicios if you ask me, the way those warp-Aci seem to hug allover him, and the way his former roommate behaved after encountering "the great unknown" is a little fishy...

ok, seriously. It is obvious Abel is putting on a show for Dan and the others, Dan could be picking up on part of Abel's deceitful nature, it isn't uncommon for a person to tell when their being lied too. Despite Abel's claims of hating people who hide their true identity, the part of his identity he choses to show could just as easily be a smokescreen to divert attention away from his true nature. Remember, his true purpose is the training and education  of Daniel in the arts of seduction, and sexual pleasure...
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:36:44 PM
Quote from: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 07:10:29 AM
....I guess Trisexualitys meaning reserved or for transexuals ideas and stuff...
Trisexuality refers to anyone that's willing to try any sexual act with anyone or anything, animals included. It's some made-up slang term, rather than an actual sexuality.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Alondro on February 12, 2007, 01:54:03 PM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 02:13:52 AM
Quote from: Valynth on February 12, 2007, 02:12:40 AM
Quote from: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:48:24 AM
After all, the day a nerd gets laid is the day hell freezes over.


Quoted for truth.

Frankly, Jyrras doesn't strike me as a geek, he's more like a scientist, since he has his own lab coat I believe.

Nerds are like scientists, but they put their inteligence towards the entertainment industry.  It's a fine line, but a line none the less.


And I can tell you from experience, we scientists get all SORTS of action.    :boogie

*Charles bah*  Geneticists don't.   :<
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Prof B Hunnydew on February 12, 2007, 01:58:24 PM
Quote from: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:36:44 PM
Quote from: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 07:10:29 AM
....I guess Trisexualitys meaning reserved or for transexuals ideas and stuff...
Trisexuality refers to anyone that's willing to try any sexual act with anyone or anything, animals included. It's some made-up slang term, rather than an actually sexuality.

Eewww...ANimals (non-sentient) that that is against nature... or Anything? OMG who would want to have sex with a toaster? :wizlit

 Thanks ZC , for clearing that up...Mana, you are on my no cookie list again. :rolleyes

As for Jyrras, Amber has made it clear that he is Bi-sexual since the SAIA arc.

PBH
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: KarlOmega1 on February 12, 2007, 02:02:34 PM
*looks at the top of the window that the main page is on*

More "Star Trek" referrences?

Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Grenn on February 12, 2007, 02:36:15 PM
Yes! More Star Trek references at the top of the page indeed!  :ipod

On another note..... Yay! Kick Abel! *PUNT*

*Is attacked by hordes of Abel fans and suffocates inder the amount of angry people*  :mowdizzy
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: GabrielsThoughts on February 12, 2007, 03:25:39 PM
I am also of the beleif that this is just an overly elaborate re telling of the "what makes a webcomic great"  thread... ambe probably plans on re-telling the human arc later using merlitz to retell/embelesh the story.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: terrycloth on February 12, 2007, 03:25:47 PM
Quote from: Manawolf on February 12, 2007, 01:41:54 AM
Trisexuals are people that are willing to try various forms of sex, as they have yet to confirm which one they prefer.  It tends to shift after losing one's virginity.

I heard that called 'bi-curious'.

As opposed to 'bi-desperate', people who are willing to sleep with anyone because they're just that hard up.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on February 12, 2007, 01:58:24 PM
Quote from: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:36:44 PM
Quote from: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 07:10:29 AM
....I guess Trisexualitys meaning reserved or for transexuals ideas and stuff...
Trisexuality refers to anyone that's willing to try any sexual act with anyone or anything, animals included. It's some made-up slang term, rather than an actually sexuality.

Eewww...ANimals (non-sentient) that that is against nature... or Anything? OMG who would want to have sex with a toaster? :wizlit

 Thanks ZC , for clearing that up...Mana, you are on my no cookie list again. :rolleyes

As for Jyrras, Amber has made it clear that he is Bi-sexual since the SAIA arc.

PBH

Well its all good to me when I just rely on one or two persons
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 12, 2007, 06:05:01 PM
Before I was married I relied on several women when I was dating. But nothing happened to make me lose my virginity. *MEH* anywho I see Abel the more kind of person who is starving for the pleasures but dosen't show it.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Izkata on February 12, 2007, 06:20:05 PM
Quote from: Zina on February 12, 2007, 01:36:44 PM
Quote from: Zedd on February 12, 2007, 07:10:29 AM
....I guess Trisexualitys meaning reserved or for transexuals ideas and stuff...
Trisexuality refers to anyone that's willing to try any sexual act with anyone or anything, animals included. It's some made-up slang term, rather than an actual sexuality.
Shouldn't it be "Trysexual", then?  :mowhappy
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Dard on February 12, 2007, 06:28:17 PM
I have only one thing to day about this day's strip:
I hope that Jyrass now takes the initiative and shoves Dan in the general direction of Matilda!  :3
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: superluser on February 12, 2007, 06:39:45 PM
Quote from: Prof B Hunnydew on February 12, 2007, 01:58:24 PMAs for Jyrras, Amber has made it clear that he is Bi-sexual since the SAIA arc.

I dunno.  Jyrras has probably thought this through to the point where he goes on a date with Dan/Abel/Lorenda/Kria, but I'm not sure if he's thought it all the way through to the coitus.

I'd give even odds that he would not be interested in at least one of those sexes.

Quote from: Izkata on February 12, 2007, 06:20:05 PMShouldn't it be "Trysexual", then?  :mowhappy

I do believe that's the pun, sir.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Caswin on February 12, 2007, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 12, 2007, 09:07:50 AM
Quote from: Kenji on February 12, 2007, 12:53:53 AM
Quote from: Castle Pokemetroid on February 12, 2007, 12:51:41 AM
So, Dan's say'n that Jyrass is gay or somthin? Seems like it ta me.
Yeah, but that's also what most fan artists say.
Including Amber: http://www.furfire.org/fanart/Furfire_Shonen_05.jpg
...I think I'm missing something here.  There's another author saying Dan's gay and one saying Jyrras is, but neither of them is Amber.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Tapewolf on February 12, 2007, 07:18:13 PM
Quote from: Caswin on February 12, 2007, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 12, 2007, 09:07:50 AM
Quote from: Kenji on February 12, 2007, 12:53:53 AM
Yeah, but that's also what most fan artists say.
Including Amber: http://www.furfire.org/fanart/Furfire_Shonen_05.jpg
...I think I'm missing something here.  There's another author saying Dan's gay and one saying Jyrras is, but neither of them is Amber.
In this case Amber was the fan-artist who drew the strip.  (No-one specified DMFA fan-art, and besides it's interesting given that it's from late 2003)
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Yugo on February 12, 2007, 07:54:34 PM
Of course Dan just couldn't help but sneak in a badly placed joke after being very much not his usual self. I'd play the odds and go with whatever's more likely for Jy-Jy but they're both pretty even, so I'd throw my money in on bisexual. Dan: Straight, Jyrras: Bi   :tmyk
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Boog on February 12, 2007, 08:55:29 PM
Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on February 12, 2007, 01:22:48 PM
Remember, his true purpose is the training and education  of Daniel in the arts of seduction, and sexual pleasure...
Que? My impression was that it was more about how to not end up bickering with his own limbs again. You know, controlling his powers and whatnot. Or do you think Abel has an agenda of his own?
...
Annnnnnd there it goes. Me brain broke. That comment o' yours has no business being said around those whose imaginations have been bolstered by being ex-4chan viewers. *goes off to find some paste and tape or something*
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Caswin on February 12, 2007, 10:04:24 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 12, 2007, 07:18:13 PM
Quote from: Caswin on February 12, 2007, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 12, 2007, 09:07:50 AM
Quote from: Kenji on February 12, 2007, 12:53:53 AM
Yeah, but that's also what most fan artists say.
Including Amber: http://www.furfire.org/fanart/Furfire_Shonen_05.jpg
...I think I'm missing something here.  There's another author saying Dan's gay and one saying Jyrras is, but neither of them is Amber.
In this case Amber was the fan-artist who drew the strip.  (No-one specified DMFA fan-art, and besides it's interesting given that it's from late 2003)
I gathered that, but just because she showed those authors' takes on it, that doesn't make it an endorsement by her.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Kenji on February 12, 2007, 10:43:12 PM
Back in my day, people took a joke as a joke. None of this investimagation. 

:mikelo2

....Also, none of our turtles were gay.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 11:12:19 PM
I'd like to point out that a lot of us bisexuals hear "oh yeah well you'll grow out of that" a fair amount, and speculation that Jyrras isn't "really" bisexual tends to feel a little like yet another person denying our existence.  I know it almost certainly wasn't meant that way, but it's definitely got potential for misunderstanding.  For the reccord: we're here, we're half-queer, and we aren't changing.  Really.

:tmyk





8) THE GOGGLES!  THEY DO NOTHING!
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Boog on February 12, 2007, 11:15:28 PM
We need an abelpunt emote.  :mwaha
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Yugo on February 12, 2007, 11:29:24 PM
MaskedRetreiver, you said it considerably more eloquently than I could've right now. You win.  :bow
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on February 12, 2007, 11:30:55 PM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 11:12:19 PM
I'd like to point out that a lot of us bisexuals hear "oh yeah well you'll grow out of that" a fair amount, and speculation that Jyrras isn't "really" bisexual tends to feel a little like yet another person denying our existence.  I know it almost certainly wasn't meant that way, but it's definitely got potential for misunderstanding.  For the reccord: we're here, we're half-queer, and we aren't changing.  Really.


Quoted For Truth.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 11:49:10 PM
 :mowwink

Getting back on topic, I'm really glad Dan's put this down straight, so to speak, and now it's time for Jyrras to set the reccord, uh, straight, on Abel.

THE PUNS WERE NOT INTENDED I SWEAR  :B
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: superluser on February 13, 2007, 12:07:17 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 12, 2007, 11:12:19 PMI'd like to point out that a lot of us bisexuals hear "oh yeah well you'll grow out of that" a fair amount, and speculation that Jyrras isn't "really" bisexual tends to feel a little like yet another person denying our existence.  I know it almost certainly wasn't meant that way, but it's definitely got potential for misunderstanding.  For the reccord: we're here, we're half-queer, and we aren't changing.  Really.

(I'm not sure if you were responding to me, but...)

I should point out that my statements on the matter should not be used to imply that Jyrras is not gay or bi, or that anyone is not gay or bi, or will ``get over it,'' but rather that he seems rather unsure of his sexuality at this point, and so I'm not sure that we can state anything with certainty.

In fact, I do believe that I gave even odds on Jyrras being bisexual or (anything else).  Which, for those of you playing at home, breaks down something like this:

50% probability of being bi
33% probability of being gay
12% probability of being straight
5% probability of being an Inamorato

If any of these are Jyrras' true preference, then he's not ``going to grow out of it'' or whatever.  I'm sure he could change--Jim Jones proved that.  But by now, whatever his sexual orientation is, it's probably pretty well set.

Your statement, however, was quite eloquent, and I commend you for that.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 12:32:26 AM
It's quite possible Jyrras is only "not done working out his sexuality" which certainly does happen.  I suppose I was trying to point out that, while this is legitimate speculation, there's a lot of potential to misinterpret it and rather than have us in the Alternating Current crowd silently grinding our teeth over it I should just point out that that isn't what's being argued.  Jyrras very possibly isn't wholly settled with himself, but that is a separate issue from whether it's *possible* that he's "really" bisexual.

The odds as I see them:

90% Bisexual (His various escapades into Lust are ALARMINGLY similar to my own extremely bisexual feelings)
8% Gay
2% Straight

Much lower odds on straight because he too appreciates the Abelchest.  Which is delicious.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Aridas on February 13, 2007, 12:40:06 AM
He seems like a nicesexual, the way things have been going...
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 01:11:23 AM
It's about the pattern I followed early on: When someone was nice to me, showed character traits that appealed to me or was generally "cool" about something, the sexual response (which I'm imagining triggers on gender fairly strongly for you monosexuals out there) would kick in.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 13, 2007, 07:10:07 AM
But in Jyrass case maybe he's just confused about these sexual feelings. MInd you he's innocent and naive about sex and what classification he is right now. I think Jy-Jy needs to be very honest with himself and finding out his sexual feelings within himself. As I see it

35% Bisexual

5% Gay

60% Straight


Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 09:20:55 AM
Personally I don't think that's giving Jyrras enough credit, but I can see how someone would get that impression.

http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_628.php

Jyrras' thoughts in panel two prrrobably didn't go as far as buttsecks, I'll grant you but I would bet dollars to deck nails there was nuzzling, biting and fondling on his mind.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Tapewolf on February 13, 2007, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 12:32:26 AM
...rather than have us in the Alternating Current crowd silently grinding our teeth over it I should just point out that that isn't what's being argued.

Is there an analogy for the three-phase system?  And if there is, do I want to know about it?  :B
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: superluser on February 13, 2007, 09:37:36 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 09:20:55 AMJyrras' thoughts in panel two prrrobably didn't go as far as buttsecks, I'll grant you but I would bet dollars to deck nails there was nuzzling, biting and fondling on his mind.

Heck, I'll bet dollars to Publisher's Clearing House checks that that's going through his mind in 743 (http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_743.php).
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 09:38:32 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 13, 2007, 09:31:49 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 12:32:26 AM
...rather than have us in the Alternating Current crowd silently grinding our teeth over it I should just point out that that isn't what's being argued.

Is there an analogy for the three-phase system?  And if there is, do I want to know about it?  :B

Which three phases?  Gay/Bi/Straight or alpha/beta/gamma on a three-phase 60-hz 120vpp-to-ground power transmission protocol?  Because despite having the same number of possible contact points I don't know if it's a fair analogy since adding alpha to beta voltage gives you *negative* gamma times some cosine of something as opposed to positive gamma which is what you get when you add gay to straight.

I may not have studied power for more than ten weeks but I'm still a double E WHAT
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Tapewolf on February 13, 2007, 09:58:45 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 09:38:32 AM
Quote from: Tapewolf on February 13, 2007, 09:31:49 AM
Is there an analogy for the three-phase system?  And if there is, do I want to know about it?  :B

Which three phases?  Gay/Bi/Straight or alpha/beta/gamma on a three-phase 60-hz 120vpp-to-ground power transmission protocol?

The latter, although we run 50hz at 240v line-to-ground over here.  Actually it might be better to stop there...  >:3
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel! (For Crying out loud!)
Post by: Bunnaroo on February 13, 2007, 09:59:38 AM
Maybe I'm just a greymuzzle, but isn't this interest in sex a bit, ahem,  immature? When you get it regularly, you honestly don't care who's getting what and from whom.

Folks, let's not bring the politics of sex into this forum. I have enough of it from the talk radio...
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel! (For Crying out loud!)
Post by: Tapewolf on February 13, 2007, 10:04:07 AM
Quote from: Bunnaroo on February 13, 2007, 09:59:38 AM
Maybe I'm just a greymuzzle, but isn't this interest in sex a bit, ahem,  immature?
Well, I guess we can discuss electrical engineering if you prefer...
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 10:11:12 AM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on February 13, 2007, 07:10:07 AM
But in Jyrass case maybe he's just confused about these sexual feelings. MInd you he's innocent and naive about sex and what classification he is right now. I think Jy-Jy needs to be very honest with himself and finding out his sexual feelings within himself. As I see it

35% Bisexual

5% Gay

60% Straight




I'd like to ask your logic at  saying the odds Jy squeek being straight are 60%

that seems counter intutive to the facts

I mean we know of 3 crushes and two of those are male

so is it the more men you are atracted to the more straight you are?

Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 13, 2007, 10:38:04 AM
Quote from: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 10:11:12 AM
Quote from: ShiningShadow on February 13, 2007, 07:10:07 AM
But in Jyrass case maybe he's just confused about these sexual feelings. MInd you he's innocent and naive about sex and what classification he is right now. I think Jy-Jy needs to be very honest with himself and finding out his sexual feelings within himself. As I see it

35% Bisexual

5% Gay

60% Straight




I'd like to ask your logic at  saying the odds Jy squeek being straight are 60%

that seems counter intutive to the facts

I mean we know of 3 crushes and two of those are male

so is it the more men you are atracted to the more straight you are?



Honestly I don't know I think in the case of Jy-Jy I think his feelings for both Dan and Abel is just honest good feelings towards them but as you see it from Dan which he told him in other words I'm very flattered you have these feelings for me but I'm straight type of response. That's why I see Jy-Jy confused emotionally and sexually. I care about the roorat and his feelings I just don't want  him get hurt and be more confused. That's why I want Jyrass to be very honest with his feelings.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Sunblink on February 13, 2007, 10:43:24 AM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on February 12, 2007, 01:21:45 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v451/xHaZxMaTx/kickthecubi_animated.gif)

HaZxMaT, you win a thousand Awesome Points for that. XD

I ask you, who can bring yourself to kick such a magnificently sarcastic, smartass, blunt, smug... uh...

...on second thought, it's rather easy to be provoked into kicking Abel.

I think Dan handled that rather eloquently, save for the triple negative which got slipped into there. Nicely handled--poor Jyrras, though. Gotta sympathize with his little dilemma.

~Keaton the Black Jackal
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: terrycloth on February 13, 2007, 02:48:21 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 10:11:12 AM
I'd like to ask your logic at  saying the odds Jy squeek being straight are 60%
that seems counter intutive to the facts
I mean we know of 3 crushes and two of those are male
so is it the more men you are atracted to the more straight you are?

That seems about right, actually. 90% of people are straight, and something like 30% experiment with homosexuality. That means about 2/3rds of the people who have crushes on guys are straight.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel! (For Crying out loud!)
Post by: Yugo on February 13, 2007, 03:24:28 PM
Quote from: Bunnaroo on February 13, 2007, 09:59:38 AM
Maybe I'm just a greymuzzle, but isn't this interest in sex a bit, ahem,  immature? When you get it regularly, you honestly don't care who's getting what and from whom.

Folks, let's not bring the politics of sex into this forum. I have enough of it from the talk radio...

It hasn't necessarily been immature as a whole. At least not the discussion about sexuality. Maybe the comments about buttsecks, fondling etc. were a little immature, but talking about Jy-Jy's sexuality is still somewhat on topic. At least the way I see it.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: superluser on February 13, 2007, 03:37:53 PM
Quote from: terrycloth on February 13, 2007, 02:48:21 PMThat seems about right, actually. 90% of people are straight

That is, in fact, the only reason why my estimate of Jyrras' chances of being straight are so high.  Ignoring that statistic, I'd put it down around 6-8%, just slightly higher than the Inamorato.

Quote from: terrycloth on February 13, 2007, 02:48:21 PMThat means about 2/3rds of the people who have crushes on guys are straight.

Sorry, ladies, but apparently you can't like guys. :B
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
Quote from: terrycloth on February 13, 2007, 02:48:21 PM
That seems about right, actually. 90% of people are straight, and something like 30% experiment with homosexuality. That means about 2/3rds of the people who have crushes on guys are straight.

Wait  I still don't see that logic as making sense

The more male crushes a guy has the straighter they are?  how straight does that make me then?

Straight guys with the ocasional  male crushes yes I can understand

but Jyrras has 3 persistant crushes,  and the two he seems to deem the important ones are the male crushes.  He didn't seemto think the one on Lorenda was important enough to talk with Alexis about

If I was going to to set odds I'd have said
20% straight
30% gay
50% Bi
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Kenji on February 13, 2007, 03:48:46 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
Quote from: terrycloth on February 13, 2007, 02:48:21 PM
That seems about right, actually. 90% of people are straight, and something like 30% experiment with homosexuality. That means about 2/3rds of the people who have crushes on guys are straight.

Wait  I still don't see that logic as making sense

The more male crushes a guy has the straighter they are?  how straight does that make me then?

Eh, girls always like the gay guys. That's where the straight comes from.
On a more interesting note, though, I hope when Jy and Dan get back, Jy does those evil lil shifty eyes, gives Abel a "lovetap" with his foot, and runs. O:3 Just cause the thought was put in his head.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Stygian on February 13, 2007, 04:36:34 PM
I still think that Jy is being influenced somewhat by Dan's heritage... it really can't all be natural...

Oh, and as for the whole straight/gay thing... why bother? We're all as confused to this, and the only safe thing would be to be general in definition, and say that Jyrras is bisexual. And that he's also a virgin. He has to be. Really.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 13, 2007, 04:56:15 PM
That would also count for his attraction to Abel as well then.  Now you got me thinking of CCS and the whole attraction to magical beings.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: terrycloth on February 13, 2007, 05:38:30 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
Wait  I still don't see that logic as making sense

The more male crushes a guy has the straighter they are?  how straight does that make me then?

Nooo, I meant the 60% straight bit seemed about right, not the 'more guys' thing. :B Sorry.

Jyrrass has 3 crushes but isn't sure which to follow. He's still figuring out his sexuality. And Lorenda was the one he tried to follow up on first -- when he had to pick arbitrarily which one to pursue, she was his first choice.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on February 13, 2007, 08:30:28 PM
Quote from: thegayhare on February 13, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
but Jyrras has 3 persistant crushes,  and the two he seems to deem the important ones are the male crushes.  He didn't seemto think the one on Lorenda was important enough to talk with Alexis about

... or he got sidetracked by Danielle into not getting around to mentioning it, which isn't, after all, all that unreasonable, no?

Just my 2p. :-)
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 09:24:18 PM
Heh, and if Dan and Abel's being Cubi having something to do with Jy-fluff's crushes on them hasn't occured to Dan yet, it certainly will be fun watching it happen.    :mwaha

"Abel's probably oozing charm magic to win people over to his side!"
"Dan..."
"Wait-- what if you've been attracted to ME all this time because I'm a Cubi!?"
"Dan..."
"This is terrible-- I could have been unconsciously manipulating you all these--"
"DAN!  EARTH TO DAN!  COME IN DAN!"
"*gasp* Now Abel's got you ACTING like him!!"
*SUCKER PUNCH'd*
:funkluigi1
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: superluser on February 13, 2007, 10:03:45 PM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 09:24:18 PMHeh, and if Dan and Abel's being Cubi having something to do with Jy-fluff's crushes on them hasn't occured to Dan yet, it certainly will be fun watching it happen.

I gotta say, that doesn't seem too likely.  He didn't seem attracted to Abel at SAIA, which I would have expected if it were a `cubi field effect.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 10:26:31 PM
Jyrras' attraction to Abel, if you ask me, started about the time Abel cracked the "my slave for all time" joke.

At that point, I think Jyrras' opinion of Abel arrived at "nice guy faking jerkdom" which from the look on his face already had him thinking about Abel as "cute" if not quite at "crush" phase.

My guess is that Jyrras was already falling for Abel before they left SAIA.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 14, 2007, 07:45:07 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 13, 2007, 10:26:31 PM
Jyrras' attraction to Abel, if you ask me, started about the time Abel cracked the "my slave for all time" joke.

At that point, I think Jyrras' opinion of Abel arrived at "nice guy faking jerkdom" which from the look on his face already had him thinking about Abel as "cute" if not quite at "crush" phase.

My guess is that Jyrras was already falling for Abel before they left SAIA.

That's what i saw too> Jyrass has to talk to Abel get this out in the open. Who knows maybe Abel will go for it hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sorry I can't go there it's screamming with naughty images. Anyway this has to come down with a talk to Abel to settle things once and for all.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 14, 2007, 02:51:50 PM
Even if Abel was faking being a jerk, there is a point where you get so far in that the lie suddenly becomes the truth.  Abel passed that line a while ago before he even entered the current timeline.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 14, 2007, 03:28:47 PM
Quote from: Manawolf on February 14, 2007, 02:51:50 PM
Even if Abel was faking being a jerk, there is a point where you get so far in that the lie suddenly becomes the truth.  Abel passed that line a while ago before he even entered the current timeline.

So another word we are allowed to kick Abel because he has past his time in the jerkyness dept hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting concept. I like it lets have a holiday just for Abel just to kick him any ideas of costume Abel will wear for the kicking of Abel holiday?
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Manawolf on February 14, 2007, 03:29:54 PM
I'm not sure if that came out right?  Some of your message was a bit unclear.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: Zedd on February 14, 2007, 05:04:01 PM
Some Mana? Im surpized he could speak with crumbs in his mouth
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: MaskedRetriever on February 14, 2007, 08:25:23 PM
Bah, sure it's true that no amount of simple hugs is going to de-grouch everyone's favorite grouchypoutykitty, he's clearly only being a jerk because he hasn't been persuaded to come out of his shell yet.

Now, it's gonna take more than Jyrras showing off how few bites it takes him to eat a bananna to get Abel to come around, but I do think Jyrras has a better chance than most: Abel will be reluctant to pierce a mind-shield he put up (honest jerk, remember?) to figure out what's really going on in Jyrras' head, AND he's still trying tricks designed for Cubi.  Jyrras just might be the best chance Abel has to break out of that shell, just because his defenses aren't designed for keeping out small cuddly fluffy beings with a penchant for ruthless logic.
Title: Re: 12/02/2007: Let's kick Abel!
Post by: ShiningShadow on February 15, 2007, 07:25:37 AM
Quote from: MaskedRetriever on February 14, 2007, 08:25:23 PM
Bah, sure it's true that no amount of simple hugs is going to de-grouch everyone's favorite grouchypoutykitty, he's clearly only being a jerk because he hasn't been persuaded to come out of his shell yet.

Now, it's gonna take more than Jyrras showing off how few bites it takes him to eat a bananna to get Abel to come around, but I do think Jyrras has a better chance than most: Abel will be reluctant to pierce a mind-shield he put up (honest jerk, remember?) to figure out what's really going on in Jyrras' head, AND he's still trying tricks designed for Cubi.  Jyrras just might be the best chance Abel has to break out of that shell, just because his defenses aren't designed for keeping out small cuddly fluffy beings with a penchant for ruthless logic.


Oh jeeze! I think you are quite right on this let the pursuer chases the Abel.