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Hey I am Fex and I am new ... I know I kinda suck at the first post thing. I never do it alot so it is hard to practice :mowtongue. I also make kinda typo errors ... what the ... *notice the Spell Check* OMG I never knew those existenced for reall. :mowcookie
sDate of Birth: 3/24/1986
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Location: The Netherlands
Availability: Common
Relationship status: alive .... I think so far
Current situation: Living with parents
*pokes Fex* what's with all you netherland-y people appearing out of nowhere? It's almost as if you were planning a takeover...
*Gives Fex his first 'nun'* :3
/me gives Fex his first ribboning, tying him up in bright blue ribbons, then sticking a "For Darkmoon" tag him.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on December 22, 2006, 06:12:58 PM
*pokes Fex* what's with all you netherland-y people appearing out of nowhere? It's almost as if you were planning a takeover...
What we would never do that ... Fine we do but who told you that?
Oooo ribbon HeeeHeeeH
(Hops in and gives Fex a gimel)
Well, another newcomer. Greetin's. (Bows) I do hope you've gotten to explore the forum a bit, but just in case not, remember these points:
Take care of your sanity, for it never lasts long. The mows can and will come and eat your feet. You are prone to be offered various exploding food stuffs. The cute, the furry, and the ebil (yes, the so evil that it must be spelled with a "b") abound here.
But, you shall certainly fit in by the looks of things. Have fun! :3
thanks and here have a cookie :mowcookie
Oy, howzit? Watch out for Darkmoon, yadda yadda yadda, n' all that.
Greetings. I am 7 Itos Atio, monitor of installation 00. :)
If you ever find yourself facing a basket of muffins, the emergency exit is located in the upper right corner and is marked with an x.
Bwhahaha....SUCKER! :U
Er...I mean..welcome to the forum!
I shall dispose of the cliche warnings and such and skip directly to the greetings.
There tend to be more random hugs here than in most other places. :hug But there's no need to beware of those. :3
One thing you must know: this emoticon is uber-awesome: :boogie
Quote from: je.saist on December 22, 2006, 06:16:05 PM
/me gives Fex his first ribboning, tying him up in bright blue ribbons, then sticking a "For Darkmoon" tag him.
Heh. He'll be there for a while. The Darkmoon is afk at present, for a few days.
Oh, and welcome! Mind out for anyone who warns you to watch out for anyone or anything. They're probably not to be trusted.
Watch out for talking boxes. Otherwise this whole forum could... disappear... D:
D@mn it. Did he swallow the ACME-toon-hole again?
Hi!
Oh hey there I am greating from within a box cause Jyyras computer exploded from what I downloaded....Anyhow...My name is Zedd a incubis good to enough to know...Enjoy your stay here and watch your step...Forum is slippery when wet
Quote from: Dakata on December 22, 2006, 06:14:29 PM
*Gives Fex his first 'nun'* :3
grrrr...*chomps on*
anyways, welcome =3
Quote from: Xze-Xze on December 22, 2006, 08:54:14 PM
Quote from: Dakata on December 22, 2006, 06:14:29 PM
*Gives Fex his first 'nun'* :3
grrrr...*chomps on*
anyways, welcome =3
*Chomps back* :< DONT MAKE ME TELL SANTA ON YOU.
DON'T TELL SANTA. (http://santabot.com/)
welcome fellow newcomer!
Hello, how goes it? Well, I hope. Anyway, I believe all the customary and, as mentioned before, cliche warnings have been given. Enjoy your stay. :3
thanks for thw warnings .... I think *runs fast to te eject button and presses it .... nothing happens* D:
*is holding a large amount of cords*
Oh, sorry that button's out of commission and will be back up soon.
*begins working on the cords and circuitry of the button and the ejection mechanics.*
What the .... WHERE DOES THAT POLL COME FROM :mowdizzy
a mod slipped it in when nobody was looking >.>
:knifed ah alrighty then I know how it came there ^^
$50 says it was Bill. You have to watch out for him.
Quote from: Fex on December 22, 2006, 06:21:59 PM
What we would never do that ... Fine we do but who told you that?
Oooo ribbon HeeeHeeeH
I'm innocent till proven guilty. :U
and Hi, I'm Aiyno wolf probably the first person for the planned dutch invasion! :3
I'm not invading you don't worry silly Americans,first New York, then the world! >:3
Nah, methinks Canada will get there first. ;) No one ever suspects the quiet upstairs neighbors.
What?! No muffin basket yet? Well, good then! Here ya go!
*hands over a basket full of yummy yummy muffins and then scampers away*
:rj
*appears in a flash of blue light*
Another newcomer? It's getting hard to keep up here...
Hi! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.
Leave your remaining sanity (if any) at the door, in the secure storage facility provided, and hang on to your claim ticket if you want it back. We are planning an audit of the facility in the new year, and any unaccounted-for sanity will be sold on eBay.
Beware of everything you've been warned about, especially the talking boxes, and those muffins you've just been presented with. If they begin ticking or fizzing at all, don't panic - simply put them down immediately and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*
Enjoy the insanity your stay.
*waves, and vanishes in a shower of coloured sparkles which spell out the words "MERRY CHRISTMAS"*
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 23, 2006, 01:47:15 AM
$50 says it was Bill. You have to watch out for him.
:mwaha
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on December 23, 2006, 02:04:04 AM
Quote from: Fex on December 22, 2006, 06:21:59 PM
What we would never do that ... Fine we do but who told you that?
Oooo ribbon HeeeHeeeH
I'm innocent till proven guilty. :U
and Hi, I'm Aiyno wolf probably the first person for the planned dutch invasion! :3
I'm not invading you don't worry silly Americans,first New York, then the world! >:3
never thought to find another Dutchy on the internet ^^
uhm I think your confused NY is next week this week were going for DC
QuoteBeware of everything you've been warned about, especially the talking boxes, and those muffins you've just been presented with. If they begin ticking or fizzing at all, don't panic - simply put them down immediately and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!
hmmm I wonder why I have the urge to eat one all of the sudden :3
Quote from: Fex on December 23, 2006, 12:34:23 PM
Quote from: Aiyno Wolf on December 23, 2006, 02:04:04 AM
I'm innocent till proven guilty. :U
and Hi, I'm Aiyno wolf probably the first person for the planned dutch invasion! :3
I'm not invading you don't worry silly Americans,first New York, then the world! >:3
never thought to find another Dutchy on the internet ^^
uhm I think your confused NY is next week this week were going for DC
I always make mistakes, okay I noted it down this time. :)
I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 23, 2006, 02:30:20 PM
I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.
*touches your lamp and it explodes*
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 23, 2006, 02:30:20 PM
I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.
never say don't becouse I like to touch it then :mwaha
Quote from: Zedd on December 23, 2006, 02:47:18 PM
Quote from: Alan Garou on December 23, 2006, 02:30:20 PM
I have one thing to say, and one thing only: Don't touch anything.
*touches your lamp and it explodes*
I don't have a lamp. I'm a deity, not one of those conniving djiin. (Three wishes my tail. :paranoid) And another thing: ... um, what was I saying again?
Quote
*Pounces on Fex*
YEA!!!! NEWBIE
*Hugs* :hug *Snuggle* >:3
I am the first to give the hug. :boogie
...
:mwaha
Anyway welcome!
Zah? You've already responded to like whoa amounts of my posts and I haven't even properly greeted you yet?! :mowdizzy Well, hi! I'm Black Angel. Welcome to the forums! Your sig is a bishie, and you are from the Netherlands, so you can't be bad at all! You get... a candy cane box and a serenade! :ipod
(hands you candy canes and a fluffy puppy of your choice of breed)
(singing) Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-lin', ring-ting-ting-a-lin', toooo....
*is pounced and hugged and gets candy canes (woot) and a cute fluffy puppy husky* thanks :intro oh and who said that I wasn't bad :bat
Quote from: Fex on December 24, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
*is pounced and hugged and gets candy canes (woot) and a cute fluffy puppy husky* thanks :intro oh and who said that I wasn't bad :bat
*
Sneaks in, and then leans over Fex's shoulder*
You ain't nothin', prettyboy...! *
growl*
By the way, my name is Stygian. Ik denk u sommige dingen onderhand over mijn kent... Don't think it's that much though! I foresee either a dispute or a profound understanding between you and the 'Hare in the relatively near future...
Now, to relieve the scare and the anxiety, have a shot of Red Bull and Jägermeister! It's on me!
Quote from: Stygian on December 24, 2006, 05:55:40 PM
Quote from: Fex on December 24, 2006, 03:46:31 PM
*is pounced and hugged and gets candy canes (woot) and a cute fluffy puppy husky* thanks :intro oh and who said that I wasn't bad :bat
*Sneaks in, and then leans over Fex's shoulder*
You ain't nothin', prettyboy...! *growl*
By the way, my name is Stygian. I think you know some about my by now. Don't think it's that much though! I foresee either a dispute or a profound understanding between you and the 'Hare in the relatively near future...
Now, to relieve the scare and the anxiety, have a shot of Red Bull and Jägermeister! It's on me!
what ya mean with the Hare? Thanks but I like Dutch Gin more
*looks at Fex's sig and wonder how many peoples' characters he's going to put in his signature by the end of december*
The Gay Hare. He's always around... *odd look*
In either case, so am I. And I think that should scare people more.
And are you really that much for Dutch stuff? In that case, have some of my cannabis jellies. They're imported from your country...
the jellies are German not dutch and you don't scare me =3
oh and I won't add anymore pics I was just trying something
Oh, alright. It was fun while it lasted though.
yea I couldn't choose wich one to take so I put them all on it and chooce one ^^
Quote from: Stygian on December 24, 2006, 05:55:40 PM
By the way, my name is Stygian. Ik denk u sommige dingen onderhand over mijn kent... Don't think it's that much though! I foresee either a dispute or a profound understanding between you and the 'Hare in the relatively near future...
Not that I want to wave stompy boots or anything, but... you might want to translate that for the admins who don't speak Dutch.
Given the rules state that not doing so involves summary burnination and banning....
it means 'I think that you know things about me already'
hehe I just noticed that you wrote in dutch
Und was ist mit dem deutschen Zeug dann falsch?! Erschweren Sie mich nicht, oder Sie werden zu meiner Armee von Gans gehenden sadomasochistischen Schäferhunden fallen!
Ehhhm... tatara-translation!
"And what's wrong with german stuff then?! Don't aggravate me, or you will fall to my army of goose-stepping sadomasochistic german shepherds!"
And i mean it. Gwahahahahaaa...! *runs off singing a swedish song about making fun of germans. Yes, there is such a song...*
:paranoid *Bombs da Thread.*
Quote from: Stygian on December 24, 2006, 06:35:35 PM
"And what's wrong with german stuff then?! Don't aggravate me, or you will fall to my army of goose-stepping sadomasochistic german shepherds!"
I don't aggravate you and where are your german shepherds they are so cute :mowmeep
Can you get off my head now? I'm developing a rash
oops sorry *jumps off* this better?
Quote from: Stygian on December 24, 2006, 06:15:45 PM
The Gay Hare. He's always around... *odd look*
In either case, so am I. And I think that should scare people more.
And are you really that much for Dutch stuff? In that case, have some of my cannabis jellies. They're imported from your country...
Yer `bout 's scary 's a teapot, kid.
Quote from: Stygian on December 24, 2006, 06:35:35 PM
Und was ist mit dem deutschen Zeug dann falsch?! Erschweren Sie mich nicht, oder Sie werden zu meiner Armee von Gans gehenden sadomasochistischen Schäferhunden fallen!
Ehhhm... tatara-translation!
"And what's wrong with german stuff then?! Don't aggravate me, or you will fall to my army of goose-stepping sadomasochistic german shepherds!"
And i mean it. Gwahahahahaaa...! *runs off singing a swedish song about making fun of germans. Yes, there is such a song...*
*shudders*
If you want to write it, learn the language.
Online translators just don't work. :B :erk
*smites him for mutilating german*
yea *smites the translator* here a cookie :mowcookie that is much less painfuller for my eyes :mowmeep
Quote from: Tiger_T on December 26, 2006, 08:49:09 AM
*shudders*
If you want to write it, learn the language.
Online translators just don't work. :B :erk
*smites him for mutilating german*
So.. could you enlighten us as to what he -should- have said?
purely out of a sense of curiosity...
Not that that would make much more sense with this sentence anyway... :rolleyes ;)
Let's see. Hmm.
"
Und was ist falsch an deutschem Zeug?
Ärgere mich nicht, sonst fällst Du* meinen Parade marschierenden, sadomasochistischen Schäferhunden zum Opfer!
*(more formally: . . . Ärgern Sie mich nicht sonst fallen Sie meinen . . .)
"
There you go.
@ Mods: I'm just correspondingly translating the aboth.
disclaimer:
There's no guarantee that this is 100% accurate, as translating 'goose-stepping' is kinda tricky IMO.
Not least it's illegal in Germany. As is any sort of Nazi regalia.
Thanks, Tiger_T. Enlightening, I think. Maybe. :-)
Comparing the two at least demonstrates just how mangled it was. Worse than the shortarse jedi on Star Wars, even. :-)
*takes closer look at Fex* ... *chuckles* Oh my, talk about it being a small world after all... *wanders off again*
Fex is your next-door neighbour! :O
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 26, 2006, 05:18:34 PM
Fex is your next-door neighbour! :O
is Sid from Germany then?
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 24, 2006, 07:04:40 PM
:paranoid *Bombs da Thread.*
*
after some wild running and leaping around all over the place, Stygian comes back carrying a tray with glasses filled with some clear liquid, stacked in a pyramid. He makes a graceful pirouette, then he says something, while holding the tray out balancing on a finger, and grabbing the topmost glass*
Stygian: I am da Bomb!
*
he throws the glass to the ground. The clear liquid proves to be nitroglycerin*
BOOOOOOOOOM!*
after the smoke has cleared, Stygian squats down amid the pieces of the thread and reads a book*
Stygian: Mwaha! There you go for complaining! I'm only just learning German...
What just happened? :<
da thread got bombed.
Quote from: Fex on December 26, 2006, 05:21:57 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 26, 2006, 05:18:34 PM
Fex is your next-door neighbour! :O
is Sid from Germany then?
I am, but that wasn't quite the point (After all, I'm not even the only German on the board!) :P *drops a smoke grenade and vanishes*
(OT/OOC: Sid is also from Germany? So there's two people that live in the Country I was born in...well actually, I was born on a US installation in Germany...)
*germans secretly take over the board*
>:3
What?
Stay back.
Nothing to see here.
Move on, move on.
*shoos curious people away*