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Outskirts => The Villa => Topic started by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 04:08:41 PM

Title: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 04:08:41 PM
Hello, members of the forums! I'm Black Angel, a long-time DMFA reader but a brand-new member to the forums. Anyway, time for the answers to the inquisition I know is coming...

I'm a girl. I'm sixteen. I live somewhere in New England, but I ain't telling YOU where, you freak. My hair is brown and my eyes change color from blue to green. My favorite color is purple and my sign is Pisces. My favorite word is "tintinnabulation." My favorite insult is "genius." My favorite answer to questions is "42."

My great loves are reading, singing, music in general, language, movies, and anime. My hobbies are poetry, knitting, sculpting, telling stupid stories about my brothers, anagramming, drawing, and archery.

Books, music and anime are pretty much my life. I love reading and will pick up a book whenever given the opportunity, especially if it's written by Poe or Douglas Adams. Music is my passion. I compare a lot of things and people to songs, and want to be a choral director when I'm older.

I am an obsessive anime/manga fan. My first fangirl-obsession was with Pokemon, and my gateway anime was Rurouni Kenshin. Currently my favorite is Hellsing. Other animes I like are Read Or Die, Cowboy Bebop, FMA, Maburaho, Yami no Matsuei, Naruto, Teen Titans (please don't kill me), and Excel Saga. My two favorite characters of any show ever are Alucard (Hellsing) and Yomiko Readman (ROD).

Random Quirks: I love cats. I have perfect pitch. I tend to be shy when first talking to people, but when I get to know you, I'm pretty loud. I'm the only girl I knowwho thinks spiders are cute.  I'm pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and a Christian. (Wait for that to sink in...) I love crossword puzzles, Harley Davidsons and Marvel Comics. I'm pretty indecisive, and kind of naive to boot. I can speak French pretty well, and also a little German. I still like the Pokemon movies, but the show went down the toilet about two years ago.

That's about it. Adios, los peoples.  :kirby
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 05, 2006, 04:08:53 PM
hjlsDFHGjusflgsfjlghfh FIRST POST! D:

-EDIT-
And now that I have actually read your intro, I shall welcome you.  Hello!  Welcome to our forum.  People will start talking about how no one here is sane anymore (or ever was) but don't listen to them. :P  You seem pretty normal, as far as normal goes around here, maybe you'll be immune to all the crazy shit that goes on. :lol
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Suwako on December 05, 2006, 04:12:21 PM
second post  :)

Hi, and welcome to these forums. We have searched for the essence of chaos within ourselves for many years.
ie: some normal post are rare, I mean and yes.  :U

:B I need more scripts. cheese flavored...  :<

Don't abuse the smilies their are enough people doing that already  >:3
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Faerie Alex on December 05, 2006, 04:16:22 PM
Yeah. Welcome! Just be careful of muffins (they might explode or poison you) and...erm...(memory taken away...darn) :rj
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 04:31:16 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 05, 2006, 04:08:53 PM
hjlsDFHGjusflgsfjlghfh FIRST POST! D:

I feel honored to have such a race going for the first post.

-EDIT-
And now that I have actually read your intro, I shall welcome you.  Hello!  Welcome to our forum.  People will start talking about how no one here is sane anymore (or ever was) but don't listen to them. :P  You seem pretty normal, as far as normal goes around here, maybe you'll be immune to all the crazy shit that goes on. :lol
Quote

Trust me, if it's any less crazy than Movie Night for Anime Club, I can deal with it.  :)

Besides, if I was sane, I wouldn't have come here, would I? (Tell me you get the reference...)

Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 05, 2006, 04:38:37 PM
Nope, I don't get the reference.  If it has something to do with anime, you shouldn't be surprised.  And it makes me sad to hear another newbie claiming insanity. :<
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Darkmoon on December 05, 2006, 04:46:54 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on December 05, 2006, 04:08:41 PM
Hello, members of the forums! I'm Black Angel, a long-time DMFA reader but a brand-new member to the forums. Anyway, time for the answers to the inquisition I know is coming...

Why would we bother asking questions? You're new, so no one cares.

:mwaha
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Suwako on December 05, 2006, 04:54:13 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on December 05, 2006, 04:46:54 PM

Why would we bother asking questions? You're new, so no one cares.

:mwaha

I disagree  :U
as long as she attributes...money  :mowcookie

:mwaha
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 05:00:28 PM
Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 05, 2006, 04:38:37 PM
Nope, I don't get the reference.  If it has something to do with anime, you shouldn't be surprised.  And it makes me sad to hear another newbie claiming insanity. :<

Actually, that was from Alice in Wonderland. It was part of a conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat.

'How do you know I'm mad?"
"You must be, or you wouldn't have come here."

Didn't wanna make you sad  :< If it makes you feel any better, all I meant was that no-one is really truly sane. There's something a little wrong with all of us. I'm not claiming total insanity, I'm just denying complete sanity.

Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Jim Halisstrad on December 05, 2006, 05:18:03 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/jimdarkwolf/OMFG.jpg




Welcome to the forum.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 05:26:01 PM
Quote from: Jim Halisstrad on December 05, 2006, 05:18:03 PM
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n192/jimdarkwolf/OMFG.jpg




Welcome to the forum.

XD

I think that's the best welcome I've received so far. Thank you.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Cogidubnus on December 05, 2006, 05:29:29 PM
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells-
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.


Welcome to the forums! I can see you have good taste already... :mwaha
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Hilary on December 05, 2006, 05:51:36 PM
'Ello there! Welcome, welcome. You do seem to have quite good taste. ^^
I'm Hilary... yup... *hands you a plastic turtle* Use it wisely, grasshopper.

The turtle slowly turns its head and clacks its teeth at you menacingly. (Yeah, that's right. Teeth. This is a very special turtle.) This turtle can be quite difficult to tame, but once mastered, he can be a valuable ally. *bows and departs*

Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 05, 2006, 04:38:37 PM
Nope, I don't get the reference.  If it has something to do with anime, you shouldn't be surprised.  And it makes me sad to hear another newbie claiming insanity. :<

You know you're just jealous.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 05, 2006, 06:02:34 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on December 05, 2006, 04:08:41 PM
I'm the only girl I know who thinks spiders are cute.

Hear that, Akisohida? You're in, man, you're in like Flynn!


*giggle*

Oh, and watch out for anyone who tells you to watch out for them.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Stygian on December 05, 2006, 07:05:12 PM
Hellsing the Anime is bloody assrape. The manga, however, kicks ASS! Because it has Yumie in it...

Welcome! Feed me giblets, or I shall have your eyes!
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Snuggles on December 05, 2006, 07:16:03 PM
Hello i am snuggles and given the name you know what i give to newbies

*hug*
*Snuggle*


hmmmm... Soft

Welcome!!!!
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: TheGreyRonin on December 05, 2006, 07:39:35 PM
Greetings! I am, rather obviously, the Grey Ronin, and I welcome you to the insanity! Relax, pull up a chair, and enjoy your stay!
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: RJ on December 05, 2006, 08:26:11 PM
:rj Hello there, and welcome! I see you are lacking a basket of muffins, so take one of mine!

*RUNS*
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Aisha deCabre on December 05, 2006, 08:31:22 PM
(Leaps in and bows) Wow, ANOTHER newbie.  And one apparently with a good taste in anime.   :3

I give all the usual warnings...beware the mows, and don't try to resist the dangerously high cuteness levels.  It'll only end up getting you in the end anyway.   >:3

You'll blend in with the crazies just fine.  The warnings are very useful, that they are.   :mowtongue
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
Quote from: Hilary on December 05, 2006, 05:51:36 PM
'Ello there! Welcome, welcome. You do seem to have quite good taste. ^^
I'm Hilary... yup... *hands you a plastic turtle* Use it wisely, grasshopper.

The turtle slowly turns its head and clacks its teeth at you menacingly. (Yeah, that's right. Teeth. This is a very special turtle.) This turtle can be quite difficult to tame, but once mastered, he can be a valuable ally. *bows and departs*

..... I see. I shall attempt to befriend the turtle, then.

By the way, I like your sig.

Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Angel on December 05, 2006, 09:14:05 PM
(sits in a chair, is snuggled, is given a basket of muffins by RJ)

Wow. People on this board sure are friendly! (Except for Darkmoon :P but then again, if one applies the Hindu caste system here, he's a Brahmin and I'm practically a Harijan.)

Soooo. Stygian, I believe there was only one reason the Hellsing anime could possibly have sucked. That reason's name was Incognito. However, the Hellsing OVA just came out in English today, and its quality in the trailers astounds me. Give it another chance. I insist....  :kruger

RJ, Aisha, from what I have read on these boards, you two are quite prestigious regs. As such, it is an honor to meet you. (bows)

Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: bill on December 05, 2006, 09:54:52 PM
Quote from: Black_angel on December 05, 2006, 09:14:05 PM
(sits in a chair, is snuggled, is given a basket of muffins by RJ)

Wow. People on this board sure are friendly! (Except for Darkmoon :P but then again, if one applies the Hindu caste system here, he's a Brahmin and I'm practically a Harijan.)


Oh dear, I don't appear to be smart enough for this thread. Again.  :<
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 06, 2006, 12:11:00 AM
I wasn't aware you were smart enough for any thread. Haha, zing! :P
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Dakata on December 06, 2006, 12:21:27 AM
Hi newbie! :3

Quote from: HaZ×MaT on December 06, 2006, 12:11:00 AM
I wasn't aware yu for smart enough for any thread. Haha, zing! :P
LOL @ ur typoz

Quote from: Black_angel on December 05, 2006, 04:08:41 PMAdios, los peoples.  :kirby
Adios? Los? Peoples? :U OMG THATS SPANISH! I can speak that! :3 Sorta.

Hay una fiesta en mi pantalones. ;3
(Translation: There is a party in my pants. ;3 LOL.)
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 06, 2006, 12:25:39 AM
Stop making fun of my typos! :cry  It's not my fault my fingers move too fast.  Add to that a steering wheel obstructing my view of half the keyboard.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Dakata on December 06, 2006, 12:27:24 AM
*Does not stop making fun of Haz's typos* :<
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 06, 2006, 12:31:42 AM
*Pokes Dakata... gheyly!* :dface
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Distracting on December 06, 2006, 12:53:40 AM
Rawr! Let's be friends and stuff cuz I'm cool like that.  >:3
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Zedd on December 06, 2006, 01:31:24 AM
You know I am not the only one thinking this but welcome to the fourm...Enjoy your stay and watch out for the bloody land mines

.....

............


And oh yeah...I am a incubis...Watch out...
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: LionHeart on December 06, 2006, 03:42:25 AM
*appears in a flash of blue light*

Newbie senses... tingling...

HI! Welcome to this place - a dimension of sight and sound, but mostly of mind.

Leave your remaing sanity at the door, in the secure storage provided, and make sure to hang on to your claim ticket if you want it back.

Beware of folks, particularly of the boxy persuasion, or if they tell to you disregard these warnings. Oh, and if those muffins should start ticking or fizzing, don't hesitate - drop them immediately and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

Have a welcome gift. *gives the new person a souvenir coffee mug*

Enjoy the craziness your stay.

*waves and fades out, leaving a grin that slowly vanishes*
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: gryn on December 06, 2006, 05:51:15 AM
Hellsing was good.  Incognito made my soul churn like a thousand Pyramid Heads in my butt. 
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: RJ on December 06, 2006, 07:33:37 AM
Quote from: Black_angel on December 05, 2006, 09:14:05 PM
RJ, Aisha, from what I have read on these boards, you two are quite prestigious regs. As such, it is an honor to meet you. (bows)

This place is full of crazy people... I'm just doing my best to stop them from escaping out into the world.  :giggle
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: gryn on December 06, 2006, 09:03:33 AM
Too late.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Miaka on December 06, 2006, 10:59:10 AM
*waves!* I'm from new england as well. >>
I'm also not quiet sane and not quite sure why I'm posting from school.

Either way, welcome aboard, I'm not sure what else to say because over time other people have kinda started saying my general n00b-welcome bits, so....

Have an acorn.
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 06, 2006, 11:14:59 AM
... Were you aware that the fuse on your acorn is burning?
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: bill on December 06, 2006, 01:24:27 PM
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 06, 2006, 11:14:59 AM
... Were you aware that the fuse on your acorn is burning?
you aren't supposed to tell them!  :U
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 06, 2006, 01:43:45 PM
Hey, I waited until it had almost burnt down. Surely that's long enough? :-)
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Miaka on December 07, 2006, 09:47:58 PM
No! Shut up Llearch!

damnit, you ruined it.

I'mma go cry in the corner now. ;.;
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 07, 2006, 10:13:17 PM
... Don't forget to take your acorn with you....
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on December 07, 2006, 11:05:06 PM
Why, what was supposed to happen? :/
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Eibborn on December 07, 2006, 11:17:16 PM
Hm, I approve of you. Your spelling and grammar above standard for this forum, you have diverse and entertaining interests, and a favourite word that I'm sure you got from Poe, who you cite as a favourite author. (How does it go again? "Keeping time, time, time, In a sort of runic rhyme?")
You're also an anime-tard, a blatantly liberal Christian, and agree that Pokemon was only good back in the good old days. All good things! :D
I wonder, did you ever watch the original Digimon? You're just the right age to have seen it. It is my current obsession, because I am probably experiencing my first midlife crisis at the tender age of seventeen. I also recommend Gundam Wing, although it does have a somewhat different feel to it.
I, too, am a fan of both Hellsing and Cowboy Bebop, although I only own a small amount of the manga for each.

Hum, yes, and have a virtual pointy stick to fend away the scarier members of the forum. I can't guarantee any large amount of success, but it ought to help.  :3
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: gryn on December 08, 2006, 09:41:36 AM
Wow I haven't seen Gundam Wing since it was aired on Toonami WAY WAY back in the day.

Your virtual pointy stick is pretty good...I have this.  ::holds up a flimsy twig::

It's the Broken Stick Of Not Very Powerful +1.

It's always done well for me.  ::a piece falls off::

Hehe...
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: thetire on December 13, 2006, 02:48:45 PM
*ultra jedi start select*

(http://newd2event.net/img/fun/noob.jpg)


ahem, you've just been Zander'd
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 13, 2006, 04:38:01 PM
Quote from: Eibbor_N on December 07, 2006, 11:17:16 PM
Hm, I approve of you. Your spelling and grammar above standard for this forum, you have diverse and entertaining interests, and a

I think you mean "Your spelling and grammar are above standard..."

HTH, HAND. :-)
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: Eibborn on December 14, 2006, 06:46:30 PM
You'll note, I never said mine was. ;)
Title: Re: 3...2...1...OMG NEWBIE
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on December 14, 2006, 07:03:25 PM
You -do- have a point. :-)