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Title: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on October 21, 2006, 03:40:11 PM
The US has banned Vegemite, even to the point of searching Australians for jars of the spread when they enter the country. (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20623973-2,00.html)

About the only time I will start a thread, ever. *fades into night... laughing. Very. Very Hard.*
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: bill on October 21, 2006, 03:44:36 PM
Woo, go US legal system!

In my experience, this man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpsFKkkLPno) represents everything wrong with our legal system. (He had better, more insane ads, but I couldn't find any on youtube)
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zedd on October 21, 2006, 03:48:37 PM
Ohh dear...Seems like I was right....SOme americans are just afraid of food....EVEN IF ITS GOOD FOOD!
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 21, 2006, 03:49:34 PM
That makes me sad.  :<  Maybe I can get some while in Canada.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 21, 2006, 04:26:54 PM
Another reason to leave the US... Evil food laws.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zina on October 21, 2006, 04:28:12 PM
GOOD.
I can rest easy now, knowing that there is no more vegemite on American soil.
Things are as they should be.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Gabi on October 21, 2006, 04:31:40 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 21, 2006, 04:26:54 PM
Another reason to leave the US... Evil food laws.
Yes. Everyone leave the US and come here. :P
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 21, 2006, 04:32:17 PM
Yes, go see Gabi >.>
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Supercheese on October 21, 2006, 04:34:14 PM
I guess I could survive in Argentina...

Never heard of this Vegemite stuff though. Is it like Marmite?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 04:36:11 PM
See?  I told you about the War-Against-Food, but no-one believed me!

Anyway, you can make your own - it's only marmite that's been watered-down with margarine.  >:3
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 21, 2006, 04:54:20 PM
... That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard. I could have sworn we had better things to do than investigate folate in toast spreads.

And unfortunately, it's too minor to start up any sort of reform.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Supercheese on October 21, 2006, 05:06:02 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 04:36:11 PM
Anyway, you can make your own - it's only marmite that's been watered-down with margarine.  >:3

Sounds delicious. </sarcasm>
:blarf

Edit: That emote kinda scares me. And it's called "blarf".
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: ITOS on October 21, 2006, 05:45:38 PM
Someone should turn the USA into a comedy. It couldn't take too much work...
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 21, 2006, 06:06:56 PM
Quote from: ITOS on October 21, 2006, 05:45:38 PM
Someone should turn the USA into a comedy. It couldn't take too much work...

All you need is a camera, really.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Arcalane on October 21, 2006, 06:36:22 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 04:36:11 PMAnyway, you can make your own - it's only marmite that's been watered-down with margarine.  >:3

They dare make a ripoff of Marmite that's weaker?

Bunch of sissies! :P
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Azlan on October 21, 2006, 07:01:38 PM
Just as long as they do not ban the sweet pink goodness that is musk.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Slavkei on October 21, 2006, 07:06:29 PM
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on October 21, 2006, 03:40:11 PM
The US has banned Vegemite, even to the point of searching Australians for jars of the spread when they enter the country. (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20623973-2,00.html)

About the only time I will start a thread, ever. *fades into night... laughing. Very. Very Hard.*

Mission: Accomplished.

Well, not seriously. While I may not particularly like Vegemite, I see no reason to ban it. I mean, seriously. My theory is that a politician tried the same damn thing I did: Glorping some onto something despite warnings, and then was so grossed out that he DEMANDED that in the name of God, Jesus, and Saint George Washington of the American Way, we invade Australia and wipe them out. When he was informed that he was batshit insane, he had his team of crack lawyers look for a way to ban it.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 07:15:41 PM
What was that saying?

"If there's no marmite, use vegemite.
If there's no vegemite, use honey."
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Jack McSlay on October 21, 2006, 07:33:24 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 07:15:41 PM
What was that saying?

"If there's no marmite, use vegemite.
If there's no vegemite, use honey."
I'm not knowledgeable in english sayings, but thus one reminds of a song which translates into

"Those who doesn't have eyedrops use sunglasses
Those who don't have steak eat  bread with hard bone"  :U

regardless, I've never heard of vegemite myself, what's it made of anyway?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 07:41:26 PM
Quote from: Jack McSlay on October 21, 2006, 07:33:24 PM
Quote from: Tapewolf on October 21, 2006, 07:15:41 PM
I'm not knowledgeable in english sayings

It's a family saying.  And not a very sensible one at that  >:3
Quoteregardless, I've never heard of vegemite myself, what's it made of anyway

Yeast extract.  It's basically the same thing as marmite, if you have access to that.
I prefer vegemite myself because of the texture, it makes it easier to handle than marmite which tends to run and leave long black strands of goo, whereas vegemite behaves itself and just stays on the knife.  The taste is near-enough identical.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zorro on October 21, 2006, 08:11:03 PM
Quote from: ITOS on October 21, 2006, 05:45:38 PM
Someone should turn the USA into a comedy. It couldn't take too much work...


We did!  It is called HOLLYWOOD!   :mwaha
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Kasarn on October 21, 2006, 10:31:23 PM
Vegemite is a food and thus has always been in the "we'll confiscate it if we feel like it" section of the prohibited goods list.
When I checked a year and a half ago, Australian Customs had it as an example of an item that may lead to a search.

Of course, actively enforcing the ban is quite a step up from that.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: RJ on October 21, 2006, 10:51:48 PM
:o I knew it! I knew it was secretly evil!

And now, a song:

'We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch, and tea,
Our mother says we're growing stronger every single day,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
It put a smile in every cheek!'

I mean, any product that can make a jingle that I can still remember after so many years MUST be evil.

And why do people think all Australians love Vegemite? I hate it with a vengence.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Arcalane on October 21, 2006, 11:01:23 PM
Quote from: Slavkei on October 21, 2006, 07:06:29 PMMission: Accomplished.

Well, not seriously. While I may not particularly like Vegemite, I see no reason to ban it. I mean, seriously. My theory is that a politician tried the same damn thing I did: Glorping some onto something despite warnings<snip>

Biggest mistake ever with that stuff. Have to spread it thin or it burns the roof off yer mouth. I love Marmite but I tend to spread it far too thick. Well, I used to, but I kinda got the hang of spreading it thinner since...
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 21, 2006, 11:08:22 PM
:erk Such horror stories about this stuff... Does that mean there's no such thing as a "Vegemite sandwich?"
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Janus Whitefurr on October 21, 2006, 11:16:18 PM
Quote from: RJ on October 21, 2006, 10:51:48 PM
:o I knew it! I knew it was secretly evil!

And now, a song:

'We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch, and tea,
Our mother says we're growing stronger every single day,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
It put a smile in every cheek!'

I mean, any product that can make a jingle that I can still remember after so many years MUST be evil.

And why do people think all Australians love Vegemite? I hate it with a vengence.

Every single week
It puts a rose in every cheek.

...why yes, I -do- like it.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Shadrok on October 21, 2006, 11:35:03 PM
Quote from: RJ on October 21, 2006, 10:51:48 PM
And why do people think all Australians love Vegemite? I hate it with a vengence.

It could be due to the song "Down Under" by: Men At Work (http://members.aol.com/babsjdonne/menatwrk/discog/lyrics/downund.htm)

Quote
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: RJ on October 21, 2006, 11:59:32 PM
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on October 21, 2006, 11:16:18 PM
Quote from: RJ on October 21, 2006, 10:51:48 PM
:o I knew it! I knew it was secretly evil!

And now, a song:

'We're happy little Vegemites, as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch, and tea,
Our mother says we're growing stronger every single day,
Because we love our Vegemite,
We all adore our Vegemite,
It put a smile in every cheek!'

I mean, any product that can make a jingle that I can still remember after so many years MUST be evil.

And why do people think all Australians love Vegemite? I hate it with a vengence.

Every single week
It puts a rose in every cheek.

...why yes, I -do- like it.

Bleh, well, I was close!!  :blarf
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Anara on October 22, 2006, 12:04:22 AM
Quote from: Jack McSlay link=topic=1368.msg51987#msg51987
regardless, I've never heard of vegemite myself, what's it made of anyway?
quote]

It's the extract from making beer. Yes, that's right, only Australians would think of eating the stuff that's left over when you make alchohol.

I personally adore Vegemite, can't get enough of it. But you have to eat it spread really thinly on bread or your head explodes from the flavor. I'm hoping to move to America next year... now how am I going to get my vegemite fix? :<
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: ShadesFox on October 22, 2006, 12:12:20 AM
Last time I saw Vegemite was from a guy who also provided furry porn.  Are these two related?  MUST BE SO!
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 22, 2006, 12:17:01 AM
Aha, so a vegemite sandwich would not be plausible... the song lies! Or the guy was really stupid.

Quote from: ShadesFox on October 22, 2006, 12:12:20 AM
Last time I saw Vegemite was from a guy who also provided furry porn.  Are these two related?  MUST BE SO!

Is that a bad thing? >:3
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zina on October 22, 2006, 12:23:35 AM
Considering Men at Work is an Aussie band, I think they knew what they were talking about. X3
I imagine a "vegemite sandwich' would just consist of a thin spread of vegemite between two pieces of bread or crackers. Maybe with something else on it, too. I dunno. I don't speak Australian. D:

EDIT: After having talked to my Designated Australian, I guess a vegemite sandwich consists of two pieces of bread, butter and vegemite.
Ew.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Vidar on October 22, 2006, 01:12:39 AM
The article states that it is banned, because it has folic acid (vitamin B) added to it.

Was there some senator somewhere who though "We don't need no stinkin' vitamins!" and started a war on healthy foodstuffs or something?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 22, 2006, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: Anara on October 22, 2006, 12:04:22 AMI'm hoping to move to America next year...
Am I the only person concerned here?  Why on Earth would you want to move here? :dface
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: LigerJet on October 22, 2006, 01:27:03 AM
It's an interesting place?  *shrug*
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Cogidubnus on October 22, 2006, 01:29:11 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 22, 2006, 01:21:23 AM
[Am I the only person concerned here?  Why on Earth would you want to move here? :dface

The fresh, clean smell of democracy. *Bites deeply into corncob pipe*
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 22, 2006, 01:39:36 AM
Quote from: Vidar on October 22, 2006, 01:12:39 AM
The article states that it is banned, because it has folic acid (vitamin B) added to it.

Was there some senator somewhere who though "We don't need no stinkin' vitamins!" and started a war on healthy foodstuffs or something?

It is said several politicians were infected with a chronic disease known as "stupidity," which turned them into "dumbasses." To this day, 9 out of 10 politicians are affected in the same manner. I've fought agains the dumbasses many times, but they have greater numbers, and always seem blissful...

Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 22, 2006, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: Anara on October 22, 2006, 12:04:22 AMI'm hoping to move to America next year...
Am I the only person concerned here? Why on Earth would you want to move here? :dface

Yoy've got a point there... From Ethiopia? It's an improvement. But from Australia? That sounds like a downgrade.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Anara on October 22, 2006, 01:54:09 AM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 22, 2006, 01:39:36 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 22, 2006, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: Anara on October 22, 2006, 12:04:22 AMI'm hoping to move to America next year...
Am I the only person concerned here? Why on Earth would you want to move here? :dface

Yoy've got a point there... From Ethiopia? It's an improvement. But from Australia? That sounds like a downgrade.

No one said I was moving to the US for it's lack of stupidity or it's wonderfully working government :rolleyes

I want to go to uni (college) in America. Mainly because, believe it or not, they actually have some good ones. Better than Australia at least...
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Tapewolf on October 22, 2006, 06:06:43 AM
What always amuses my father is the conflicting stereotypes* of Australians being well 'ard, yet apparently being unable to handle undiluted marmite.

Vegemite sandwiches are real, I used to make them for school.  Then I settled down into my cheese rut - now I only use vegemite if I run out of cheese.  Cheese and vegemite sandwiches are interesting, though.


*It's an image thing.  He doesn't really believe that all Australians are well 'ard or that all Australians love vegemite unconditionally.  If you want to make a cruel joke about a British stereotype or two, now's your chance.  (Offer only valid in Australia.)
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: James StarRunner on October 22, 2006, 12:10:59 PM
I don't like the taste of that stuff myself, but that really is truely retarded. Shouldn't the government be more concerned about other things? Priorities man... PRIORITIES!
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 22, 2006, 12:16:57 PM
nothing like adding another excuse to delay things at the airport.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: James StarRunner on October 22, 2006, 12:23:06 PM
"Are you carrying any guns, knifes, explosives, or Vegemite?"

"Actually, I do have some Vege..."

"Terrorist!!! Kill him!"

:U
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zedd on October 22, 2006, 02:29:59 PM
Ahhh James your great
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Tiger_T on October 22, 2006, 03:32:06 PM
Quote from: James StarRunner on October 22, 2006, 12:23:06 PM
"Are you carrying any guns, knifes, explosives, or Vegemite?"

"Actually, I do have some Vege..."

"Terrorist!!! Kill him!"

:U
But don't hit the Vegemite!
It might contaminate us!



It's all in the mite, I tell you!  >:3
Like:
Termite
Thermite
Dynamite
Vegemite

Very dangerous! :rolleyes

>:3 Mite corrupts, but Vegemite corrupts absolutely :3
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Alondro on October 22, 2006, 09:12:17 PM
*Charles shudders*  I smelled it once.  But actually, you all should check on what other countries ban.  The US isn't the only one with illogical import-export policies.  Basically, any country that has a beauraucracy in any way involved with imports has some form of odd-ball or illogical restrictions and regulations on something.  I recall something with France in the news last year over something silly... wine name lawsuit or something.  Or was it cheese?  Something to do with if a product had a certain name then it had to come from a particular region or it couldn't have that name, and they complained about it all around the world.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: bill on October 22, 2006, 09:15:39 PM
^^^

Champagne, I believe.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Cvstos on October 22, 2006, 09:36:26 PM
Quote from: ITOS on October 21, 2006, 05:45:38 PM
Someone should turn the USA into a comedy. It couldn't take too much work...

Only if you like dark humor.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Alondro on October 22, 2006, 10:41:57 PM
Blah blah blah, USA iz teh Satan!  Hate USA!  Death to America George Bush is a Nazi! 

If you people only knew what I know about your own countries.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Anara on October 22, 2006, 11:00:46 PM
I don't think anyone is claiming that their own countries are pefect. Just look at Australia's Refugee policy or it's inability to sign one stupid document which would help reduce greenhouse emitions (Why won't we just sign the kyoto agreement >_<?). However, having lived in both America and Australia and being a citizen of both, I have to say that I prefer Australia, even if it's government and policies can seem just as stupid. It's something about the atmosphere of the country.
The people of America are fantastic (or, at least the ones I've met are) and I have a lot of friends who are very patriotic, I think the ideals and beliefs that it's based on are good ones and that its democracy, while not the most effective in the world, works. It's just that the attitude of the American government is starting to wear on the world's nerves.

well... that's my two cents...
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Sunspot on October 22, 2006, 11:19:23 PM
 :erk WHY!?!?!?!
Do American politicians seriously have nothing to do with their time?

Now we just have to start up a Vegemite black market and make a FORTUNE!!
Breaking stupid laws for fun and profit
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 22, 2006, 11:21:30 PM
Quote from: Sunspot on October 22, 2006, 11:19:23 PM
Breaking stupid laws for fun and profit
That's a good name for a band. :lol
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: RJ on October 22, 2006, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: Anara on October 22, 2006, 11:00:46 PM
I don't think anyone is claiming that their own countries are pefect. Just look at Australia's Refugee policy or it's inability to sign one stupid document which would help reduce greenhouse emitions (Why won't we just sign the kyoto agreement >_<?). However, having lived in both America and Australia and being a citizen of both, I have to say that I prefer Australia, even if it's government and policies can seem just as stupid. It's something about the atmosphere of the country.
The people of America are fantastic (or, at least the ones I've met are) and I have a lot of friends who are very patriotic, I think the ideals and beliefs that it's based on are good ones and that its democracy, while not the most effective in the world, works. It's just that the attitude of the American government is starting to wear on the world's nerves.

well... that's my two cents...

I have to say that when it comes to Australia signing the Kyoto Protocol, there is some logic behind why we don't sign. Even though I wish we could limit our emissions as well, it's just that by doing so, jobs could be lost to developing countries (already happening I suppose).

And remember that countries categorised as "developing" don't really have any limits. Australia only contributes 1.1% of all pollution in the world. Compare that to China's... D:

Australia has been working with China since 2004 in an effort to create environmental projects to cut down on emissions as well though.

Still, Australia is behind in so many aspects (environmental or not) that it's not funny. :/
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Stygian on October 22, 2006, 11:52:08 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 22, 2006, 11:21:30 PM
Quote from: Sunspot on October 22, 2006, 11:19:23 PM
Breaking stupid laws for fun and profit
That's a good name for a band. :lol

Couldn't agree with you more.

Oh, and what might possibly Charline reveal to us about these scary other countries then? Frankly, I don't find the USA to be Satan. But it has been commercialized and demoralized to one divided by zero. Well, maybe not that far, but the fact remains that many people in the US don't seem to have much more than scraps of morals, common sense and dignity left. Then again, that goes for a great many countries. Take Sweden, for example. Hopefully the new government will set things right there. Or Iran. We need to send some new kind of UN taskforce there and run them over, show who's boss, then leave them completely to settle their problems. Same thing with north Korea. I say we have a duty to rid the world of filth like that, but we don't have the right to tell them how to live. Well, of course not like it was before, since then we'll just come back and run them over again, but you get the point.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Arcalane on October 23, 2006, 12:05:46 AM
Quote from: Tiger_T on October 22, 2006, 03:32:06 PM
Quote from: James StarRunner on October 22, 2006, 12:23:06 PM
"Are you carrying any guns, knifes, explosives, or Vegemite?"

"Actually, I do have some Vege..."

"Terrorist!!! Kill him!"

:U
But don't hit the Vegemite!
It might contaminate us!



It's all in the mite, I tell you!  >:3
Like:
Termite
Thermite
Dynamite
Vegemite

Very dangerous! :rolleyes

>:3 Mite corrupts, but Vegemite corrupts absolutely :3


Now I just have the mental image of someone opening a pot of the stuff and waving it at people. The people clutch at their throats and fall over coughing. :P

Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 23, 2006, 12:20:44 AM
Hmm... It occurs to me, that I probably possess 12% of the total common sense in the USA. Now that is frightening.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 23, 2006, 12:22:49 AM
If you possess 12%, I must posses like 50%. :lol
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: EvilIguana966 on October 23, 2006, 01:28:25 AM
QuoteThe US isn't the only one with illogical import-export policies.  Basically, any country that has a beauraucracy in any way involved with imports has some form of odd-ball or illogical restrictions and regulations on something.

Alondro said what I was planning to say.  Welcome to the wonderful world of beauracracy.  A lot of laws are on the books that are either outdated or just plain silly, and as long as they continue to be on the books they are quite possibly subject to enforcement.  I have no idea what the underlying reason for this ban is, however I think we can safely say that very few Americans are going to be contacting their representatives irately demanding access to their gooey imported fungus cultures. 
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:34:17 AM
Quote from: Anara on October 22, 2006, 01:54:09 AM
Quote from: DigitalMan on October 22, 2006, 01:39:36 AM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 22, 2006, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: Anara on October 22, 2006, 12:04:22 AMI'm hoping to move to America next year...
Am I the only person concerned here? Why on Earth would you want to move here? :dface

Yoy've got a point there... From Ethiopia? It's an improvement. But from Australia? That sounds like a downgrade.

No one said I was moving to the US for it's lack of stupidity or it's wonderfully working government :rolleyes

I want to go to uni (college) in America. Mainly because, believe it or not, they actually have some good ones. Better than Australia at least...

If I wanted to fix the world's problems, I'd go to the source too :o

But there is one thing that always bugs me. Look at canada, (Waves back at people lookin at him) We are a happy people. We are polite, we have few stupid issues (other than that whole same sex marriage scandal with Martin and his hand *cough*) and we are a happy people :o We are afraid of a terrorist attack though, but why would we get attacked? Cuase America is too close :3

So I vote that we bomb the Can/US border till we split off into two continents. And then, everything will be happy :D
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 23, 2006, 01:46:11 AM
Quote from: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:34:17 AM
So I vote that we bomb the Can/US border till we split off into two continents. And then, everything will be happy :D
Just wait for me to pack my stuff and get over there, first.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 23, 2006, 01:51:41 AM
Quote from: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:34:17 AM
So I vote that we bomb the Can/US border till we split off into two continents. And then, everything will be happy :D

Weird Al was right! You are planning something! D:
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:55:08 AM
 Damn musicians useing their powers of public messages to foil evil plots seperation x.x

at least know one knows about Quebec's plans to have groundhog's dig billions of tunnles till they break off and float back to europe...

>.>     <.<
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 23, 2006, 01:57:05 AM
Good, I say let them go back to France. :P

(I've only been to Quebec while in Canada, and everyone was staring at me.) :<
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 23, 2006, 06:40:21 AM
Quote from: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:55:08 AM
Damn musicians useing their powers of public messages to foil evil plots seperation x.x

at least know one knows about Quebec's plans to have groundhog's dig billions of tunnles till they break off and float back to europe...

>.> <.<
They'd just be rejected anyway. Nobody likes french canadians, and they're not a bit like actual french people.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Vidar on October 23, 2006, 07:01:37 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 23, 2006, 06:40:21 AM
Quote from: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:55:08 AM
Damn musicians useing their powers of public messages to foil evil plots seperation x.x

at least know one knows about Quebec's plans to have groundhog's dig billions of tunnles till they break off and float back to europe...

>.> <.<
They'd just be rejected anyway. Nobody likes french canadians, and they're not a bit like actual french people.

Yeah, the French are not loggers. If they see a forest, they tend to surrender, rather then cut it down.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 23, 2006, 10:31:45 AM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 23, 2006, 06:40:21 AMNobody likes french canadians...
Fine, I see how it is. :cry
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: LionHeart on October 23, 2006, 11:22:53 AM
Quote from: Sheridan on October 23, 2006, 12:05:46 AM
Quote from: Tiger_T on October 22, 2006, 03:32:06 PM
Quote from: James StarRunner on October 22, 2006, 12:23:06 PM
"Are you carrying any guns, knifes, explosives, or Vegemite?"

"Actually, I do have some Vege..."

"Terrorist!!! Kill him!"

:U
But don't hit the Vegemite!
It might contaminate us!



It's all in the mite, I tell you!  >:3
Like:
Termite
Thermite
Dynamite
Vegemite

Very dangerous! :rolleyes

>:3 Mite corrupts, but Vegemite corrupts absolutely :3


Now I just have the mental image of someone opening a pot of the stuff and waving it at people. The people clutch at their throats and fall over coughing. :P

A lot of people have that reaction to Vegemite...  :P

I can't stand the smell of it, either, much less the taste.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Alondro on October 23, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Canada won't be hit by terrorists cuz there's no point in blowing up a bunch of icebergs and caribou.   :mowtongue  

As a Newfoundlander once said, "The Prime Minister changed the laws so we can't sodomize our boys, eh?"

As for France... Arabic will become the national language there in a few more years.  They can't fight off any invasion, they're too scared somebody might blow up the Eiffel Tower.   :B


Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Eibborn on October 24, 2006, 11:30:51 PM
Well, if Vegimite is as scary as some say, maybe it is worth banning...  >:3
Quote from: Alondro on October 23, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Canada won't be hit by terrorists cuz there's no point in blowing up a bunch of icebergs and caribou.   :mowtongue   

Oh man, are you right or what. I live in Saskatchewan. Ever heard of it? You know why not? BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INTEREST WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE AT ALL. Which is why I'm not afraid at all of terrorists, as long as I remain where I am.

Oh wait! They might bomb that One Red Paperclip guy's house! That's known! :o I MUST RUSH TO DEFEND!
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: RJ on October 24, 2006, 11:57:37 PM
Okay, I just saw the news today... apparently nobody has been ordered to search for Vegemite, and it is still being sold in special shops, but... it has still been said that it is "unfit for human comsumption".
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 25, 2006, 01:12:03 AM
Quote from: Eibbor_N on October 24, 2006, 11:30:51 PM
Well, if Vegimite is as scary as some say, maybe it is worth banning... >:3
Quote from: Alondro on October 23, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Canada won't be hit by terrorists cuz there's no point in blowing up a bunch of icebergs and caribou. :mowtongue

Oh man, are you right or what. I live in Saskatchewan. Ever heard of it? You know why not? BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INTEREST WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE AT ALL. Which is why I'm not afraid at all of terrorists, as long as I remain where I am.

Oh wait! They might bomb that One Red Paperclip guy's house! That's known! :o I MUST RUSH TO DEFEND!
...So what's that got to do with the REST of Canada?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: James StarRunner on October 25, 2006, 01:13:33 AM
It clearly make the rest of Canada a target. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v129/jaguarstarrunner/emotes/Jamessidelook.gif)
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: bill on October 25, 2006, 06:12:27 AM
This is evidently a hoax (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=155019).
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Creativity on October 25, 2006, 09:51:21 AM
Quote from: Eibbor_N on October 24, 2006, 11:30:51 PM
Well, if Vegimite is as scary as some say, maybe it is worth banning...  >:3
Quote from: Alondro on October 23, 2006, 11:31:15 AM
Canada won't be hit by terrorists cuz there's no point in blowing up a bunch of icebergs and caribou.   :mowtongue   

Oh man, are you right or what. I live in Saskatchewan. Ever heard of it? You know why not? BECAUSE WE HAVE NOTHING OF ANY INTEREST WHATSOEVER TO ANYONE AT ALL. Which is why I'm not afraid at all of terrorists, as long as I remain where I am.

Oh wait! They might bomb that One Red Paperclip guy's house! That's known! :o I MUST RUSH TO DEFEND!

ZOMG!!1! -glomps and luffs on Eibbor-

ANOTHER SASKATCHEWANIAN I'VE FINALLY FOUND!!!! -clings-

Yeah, eight years on the interweb and this is the first person I've found from my province, what does that tell you? :D

And also, I am french canadian, and I cut down a tree. -Finger-

  :intro
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: xHaZxMaTx on October 25, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
I'm French Canadian, too.  :P  I just don't live in Canada. :lol
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Vidar on October 25, 2006, 10:00:55 AM
Quote from: Creativity on October 25, 2006, 09:51:21 AMAnd also, I am french canadian, and I cut down a tree. -Finger-

Blame the media. Every french canadian in any bit of fiction is displayed as a wood-cutter (axe and all, with a plaid shirt, and a wool hat (with pompom)) with a french accent. Just look at any Angry Beavers episode that includes woodcutters.  :U
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Creativity on October 25, 2006, 10:04:18 AM
 -is [not] wearing a plaid shirt right now-

;>.>
<.<;

damnit x.x
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: DigitalMan on October 25, 2006, 10:26:16 AM
Quote from: BillBuckner on October 25, 2006, 06:12:27 AM
This is evidently a hoax (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=155019).

We need the :lmao: emoticon from DA, unless I missed it...

The irony is, after reading what everyone has to say about it, maybe it should be banned :dface
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 25, 2006, 12:01:46 PM
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on October 25, 2006, 09:55:12 AM
I'm French Canadian, too. :P I just don't live in Canada. :lol
I just hope you think quebec is stupid too >.>

'cause it is.. Just look at those french signs, the kind that aren't even french in france. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Tiger_T on October 25, 2006, 01:04:24 PM
Hey peeps!
*waves something over his head wildly*
I've got an all-clear! Vegemite isn't banned.  (http://www.smh.com.au/news/WORLD/US-govt-denies-its-banned-Vegemite/2006/10/25/1161699372812.htmlhttp://www.smh.com.au/news/WORLD/US-govt-denies-its-banned-Vegemite/2006/10/25/1161699372812.html) :3

At least something is normal... The government denying something. >:3
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 25, 2006, 01:10:22 PM
Isn't that what BucknerBill said, Tiger_T? :-)
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: KarlOmega1 on October 25, 2006, 01:52:27 PM
So, in other words...those in the US who want Vegemite, go ahead and have it.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zina on October 25, 2006, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on October 25, 2006, 01:04:24 PM
Hey peeps!
*waves something over his head wildly*
I've got an all-clear! Vegemite isn't banned.  (http://www.smh.com.au/news/WORLD/US-govt-denies-its-banned-Vegemite/2006/10/25/1161699372812.htmlhttp://www.smh.com.au/news/WORLD/US-govt-denies-its-banned-Vegemite/2006/10/25/1161699372812.html) :3

At least something is normal... The government denying something. >:3

NOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT WANT. D:

I guess I better go cancel the Victory Party....:<
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zedd on October 25, 2006, 03:02:56 PM
Quote from: Zina on October 25, 2006, 02:55:05 PM
Quote from: Tiger_T on October 25, 2006, 01:04:24 PM
Hey peeps!
*waves something over his head wildly*
I've got an all-clear! Vegemite isn't banned.  (http://www.smh.com.au/news/WORLD/US-govt-denies-its-banned-Vegemite/2006/10/25/1161699372812.htmlhttp://www.smh.com.au/news/WORLD/US-govt-denies-its-banned-Vegemite/2006/10/25/1161699372812.html) :3

At least something is normal... The government denying something. >:3

NOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT WANT. D:

I guess I better go cancel the Victory Party....:<

I will go out for some poptarts though...What kind you want kitty gal?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Azlan on October 26, 2006, 08:42:17 PM
And here I though this administration had actually done one thing right. 

Vegemite is a biological weapon.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Kenji on October 26, 2006, 09:11:49 PM
................................
:censored  :banghead  :cuss 

Curse you, Janus! Curse you for ruining my hopes for Vegemite at future ACs! D:
:objection
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Toric on October 26, 2006, 09:28:31 PM
.....*Wonders how long it will take for FKK to see the two links saying this was a hoax*

....typing with gloves is hard :< stupid scarecrow costume
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Kenji on October 26, 2006, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: Toric on October 26, 2006, 09:28:31 PM
.....*Wonders how long it will take for FKK to see the two links saying this was a hoax*

....typing with gloves is hard :< stupid scarecrow costume

But it's so much more fun to complain :< Besides, I wanted to use that picture :3
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Zedd on October 27, 2006, 02:26:54 PM
Quote from: FireKatKid on October 26, 2006, 09:38:38 PM
Quote from: Toric on October 26, 2006, 09:28:31 PM
.....*Wonders how long it will take for FKK to see the two links saying this was a hoax*

....typing with gloves is hard :< stupid scarecrow costume

But it's so much more fun to complain :< Besides, I wanted to use that picture :3

If there was a root to complain...My head would surely explodes
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Alan Garou on October 27, 2006, 07:56:30 PM
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on October 23, 2006, 06:40:21 AM
Quote from: Creativity on October 23, 2006, 01:55:08 AM
Damn musicians useing their powers of public messages to foil evil plots seperation x.x

at least know one knows about Quebec's plans to have groundhog's dig billions of tunnles till they break off and float back to europe...

>.> <.<
They'd just be rejected anyway. Nobody likes french canadians, and they're not a bit like actual french people.
I happen to be the son of a full-blooded french-canadian (even though we've lived in America for generations) and I take offense at that remark. We are not cheese-eating surrender monkeys. We are simply cheese-eating monkeys. http://www.sauna.org/eggnog/archives/carla-monkey-cheese-thumb.jpg
Also, why are they after vegemite? They should be after mayonaise. For crying out loud, it's made of rotten eggs dissolved in vinegar! It's disgusting.  :blarf
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 27, 2006, 07:59:17 PM
french canadians aren't cheese eating surrender monkeys, REAL french people are. Since when did I say ANY of that about french canadians? I just said they sucked.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Eibborn on October 27, 2006, 08:10:33 PM
Quote from: Creativity on October 25, 2006, 09:51:21 AM

ZOMG!!1! -glomps and luffs on Eibbor-

ANOTHER SASKATCHEWANIAN I'VE FINALLY FOUND!!!! -clings-

Yeah, eight years on the interweb and this is the first person I've found from my province, what does that tell you? :D

And also, I am french canadian, and I cut down a tree. -Finger-

  :intro

"Yeah, eight years on the interweb and this is the first person I've found from my province, what does that tell you? :D" That tells you all you need to know about our province right there.

I love how, now that the topic has outlived it's purpose, it's degraded into random racial jokes. XD
CARRY ON, LADIES AND GENTS!
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: llearch n'n'daCorna on October 27, 2006, 08:47:04 PM
So... where do we carry him to?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Gabi on October 30, 2006, 03:08:23 PM
Hey! The topic hasn't really outlived its purpose.

I've just looked at a box of Quaker Honey Nut Oats and guess what. They have folic acid as a source of vitamins of the B complex! Are they forbidden in the USA too?

It also contained a rather disturbing note: "in Uruguay: oat-based ceral fortified with vitamins and minerals."
1- It has a missing 'e'.
2- Only in Uruguay? What is it here, then?
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Saist on October 30, 2006, 03:12:10 PM
Quote from: Janus Whitefurr on October 21, 2006, 03:40:11 PM
About the only time I will start a thread, ever. *fades into night... laughing. Very. Very Hard.*

You should start more threads!
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Aridas on October 30, 2006, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: Gabi on October 30, 2006, 03:08:23 PM
Hey! The topic hasn't really outlived its purpose.

I've just looked at a box of Quaker Honey Nut Oats and guess what. They have folic acid as a source of vitamins of the B complex! Are they forbidden in the USA too?

It also contained a rather disturbing note: "in Uruguay: oat-based ceral fortified with vitamins and minerals."
1- It has a missing 'e'.
2- Only in Uruguay? What is it here, then?
Well, as the article said, I believe ONLY cereals and breads could have ADDED folate. since vegemite has it as a natural part of what it's made of, that makes it clear. And since what you're talking about is apparently a cereal, it's also allowed. And I'm pretty sure USA has it readily available, too. *shrugs* Just takes a closer inspection sometimes, I guess.
Title: Re: Vegemite is clearly a WMD.
Post by: Gabi on October 30, 2006, 03:20:52 PM
Ok, I missed the part where it said it was allowed in cereals. Sorry.