a really bad DMFA fic was shared with me today. a really, really bad porn fic. to prevent the original author from being lambasted publicly, i won't link to it...
but well, it was so bad, i just had to follow in the footsteps of many before me and do what i do best.
MAKE SILLY VOICES AND READ IT TO YOU.
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO LAMBAST. MY COMMENTARY IS MINIMAL. this is almost all the original fic. they are .wma files and about 9 minutes long each. the sound is a little hokey cause let's face it i wasn't going to go all testing 1-2-3 with my microphone for a REDICULOUS PORN FIC.
OBVIOUSLY, THIS FIC IS VERY VERY NOT WORK SAFE.
part 1, 'fae in heat' (http://demon-sushi.com/mabfic/mabficpart1.wma)
part 2, 'sex in the hills' (http://demon-sushi.com/mabfic/mabficpart2.wma)
part 3, 'nothing quite like public sex' (http://demon-sushi.com/mabfic/mabfic3.wma)
for those who missed the boat, I DID NOT WRITE THIS. I ONLY READ IT INTO A MICROPHONE :3
(edity note: just added a NSFW thingie. Dont mind me.)
The fanfic itself was sent to me via a reader in email, and it was so horribly done I had to share it with friends. I won't link as well because I dont want to torment the original author, yet I dont want to show I support...however if you search around adultfanfiction.net you likely can find them if you are that desparate.
However, the commentaries are possibly the funniest things in the universe. Despite the adult quality. But if terrible DMFA porn fanfiction offends in anyway, dont click.
it was so horrible i couldnt make it past 2 minutes of the first one! but it was funny though! though we have to wonder what icarus was doing at that site to begin with.... :erk
I sent Icarus to the site.
way to ruin a joke ms. williams. :P
I didnt heed the warning...
ow.
*picks up the pieces of his brain splattered all over the floor*
good for a laugh, though.
Quote from: lucas marcone on April 27, 2007, 07:08:56 AM
way to ruin a joke ms. williams. :P
FOOL! I RUIN EVERYTHING! :U
i generally avoid fanfics of any type
I JUST WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO FIND THE WORST, AND SHARE.
and that is how i know there is snape/hagrid mpreg.
Lost Lake is clearly an underwear free zone.
Really, it reminds me of my own terrible porn that I wrote when I was 17... except that mine was probably worse.
I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HOW IT WORKED EITHER... I guess I still don't :<
Dan's voice in part 2 was just... jsafbjhsakjfbckdslckbklvi xD
Also, in part 3, at 3m37s :V
Quote from: icarus on April 27, 2007, 07:43:12 AM
and that is how i know there is snape/hagrid mpreg.
wait... what?
Worst fic I ever stumbled across was a Candyland fanfiction. I was searching for Queen Frostine images when I found it. About 2/3rds of it was a light-hearted adventure of the gingerbread men visiting various Candyland characters when suddenly near the end it spins into a snuff fiction where Lord Licorice killed the gingerbread men, King Candy, Queen Frostine...then proceeded to have sex with her body.
FANFICTION. YAY.
i had the pleasure of having a fanfic where harry potter dug up his father's rotting corpse and skullfucked it (with detailed descriptions of the worms and rotting brains sensation on his dong) read to me as a BEDTIME STORY.
GAFF, why did you do this to me.
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 27, 2007, 07:12:49 AMFOOL! I RUIN EVERYTHING! :U
Hey! That's my job!
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 27, 2007, 07:59:03 AMWorst fic I ever stumbled across was
...Oh! I win! I win! I get to ruin things again!
``Gallant is aroused. Goofus is horny.''
That's right. It's a Goofus and Gallant slash. Since child porn isn't allowed, and Goofus and Gallant are technically kids, I can't post it. But you can google it.
How the hell can there be Goofus and Galant slash? They don't even meet each other in the cartoons!
Get the plot right, folks. :rolleyes
GALANT runs his fic through spellcheck and double-checks for character consistancy.
GOOFUS types with one hand in his pants at all times.
Quote from: BillBuckner on April 27, 2007, 09:26:31 AMHow the hell can there be Goofus and Galant slash? They don't even meet each other in the cartoons!
And Abel admits that he's a voyeur. Come on! It wouldn't be a fic if they didn't get something horribly wrong.
Thank you for that... well now that I have absalutly no touch with reality or the world of the sane.
I am going to go goudge out my eyes in an attempt to find something to help my mind forget this little annoyance if you all dont mind...
You need a pop filter.
THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER LISTENED TO. BETTER THAN THE ABORTION SONG. I CAN'T EAT MY CEREAL WITHOUT SPEWING IT EVERYWHERE.
Darn you, Soshi. D:
I like how Alexsi sounds so manly. She's so butch. <3
EDIT: And Dan sounds so sexy! Oh god, this is hot.
I think I poked my brain...
Anyway I will admit that there where some points of that where it was funny, but more times then not, jsut plain annoying... but thats enough about my opinion.
"...at least as far as -this- author knows..."
"I love it when guys write lesbian scenes"
*bwahahahahahahahahahaha!*
"It's a jungle in there..."
I know -I'm- laughing myself into hysterics... :-]
... I have to wonder if the wonderful Icarus (hi! I like your comic!) has heard the phrase "like being attacked by a snail"? It's a wonderfully apt description of what, well, the average inexperienced male's, uh, attack on the female... Yeah, let's just leave it at that. :-]
icar i love your comentary. haveing listened to the first one. it was funny as hell.
:mwaha WILDY SOUNDS LIKE MEATWAD!
Meh, I can only write good pr0n, for I know how to use syntax and grammar, and my vocabulary is thousands of words in size. *sighs* Me and my language competency. :<
Quote from: lucas marcone on April 27, 2007, 03:53:10 PM
icar i love your comentary. haveing listened to the first one. it was funny as hell.
:mwaha WILDY SOUNDS LIKE MEATWAD!
Now that you mention it...
So I'm finally listening to it, and I just got to the bit where she's ``flicking her [feel free to insert anything here] ...which was the most erotic sensation she had ever felt''
Guys (and girls, I guess), I don't think that flicking anything is going to rate very high on the erot-o-meter, for either sex. At least not for the the recipient.
Edit:
Someone *sent* this to Amber? I just started part 3, and this is looking like goatse. I wish I had a hard time imagining someone actually thinking that this was any good.
But I've seen worse. WHATS A PEANUS & WEAR D0 I GET 1 ???????????/ (http://www.kibo.com/exegesis/index.shtml#PEANUS) (NSFW, though it's silly enough that I doubt that anyone could actually get offended by it)
My brain hurts!
There's a lot of indicators in this fiction that the author A) has never had sex with an actual female and B) only understands sex by looking at furry porn and reading other fictions C) was probably typing with one hand. And it's sad...because when I went to it I was more taken aback by the total lack of good writing and continuity moreso than I was about the sex. It's a very sad state of the union when the creator of a PG comic can probably churn out a better pornfic.
Anyways...since the edge has been taken off, if people really are hot to trot to see how the audio version holds up against the horror of the original: Here Ya Go. (http://comics.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600060012) (NSFW...but that should be a given) You'll probably have to put in a birthdate and name but nothing major.
Seriously... why does Alexsi sound like a mentally retarded, asthmatic dude?
*dies*
Those thighs will sure make you gasp.... lmao.
It never occurred to be that I could torment a labia... Although, come to think of it, I'd don't normally run across random labia during my day-to-day.
The fic is horrendous.
But I've still seen worse.
:dface
Yes RJ, I'm afraid fanfiction is rife with the worst of the worst. Furry, anime, gaming; all have disasterously bad porn fiction.
But, such things are useful. The writers and purveyors of such garbage make themselves known to me, thus it will be easier for them to be rounded up later once all my plans have come to fruition. >:3
yeah such things as the whole sex touching the cervix and KNEEING IN THE CROTCH being erotic...guy's obviously only ever read pornfics and never even watched a real porn.
i think most of us have seen worse
THE KEY IS TO SAY HAS ANYONE MADE THEM AS HILARIOUS?
yes i can do a meatwad voice and i wanted to but then he FAKED ME OUT AND ONLY GAVE WILDY ONE LINE. LAME.
i have not heard of the phrase being attacked by a snail, but the 'freight train orgasm' is right up there with 'gaping axewound' and 'clittywitty lovebutton' in terms of awesome badfic phrases
Quote from: Alondro on April 27, 2007, 10:15:15 PM
Yes RJ, I'm afraid fanfiction is rife with the worst of the worst. Furry, anime, gaming; all have disasterously bad porn fiction.
But, such things are useful. The writers and purveyors of such garbage make themselves known to me, thus it will be easier for them to be rounded up later once all my plans have come to fruition. >:3
Can I be sure we be safe dude?
Quote from: icarus on April 27, 2007, 10:23:35 PM
i have not heard of the phrase being attacked by a snail, but the 'freight train orgasm' is right up there with 'gaping axewound' and 'clittywitty lovebutton' in terms of awesome badfic phrases
I hadn't made it to "clittywad lovebutton"... I'm seriously tempted to make that my custom title.
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 27, 2007, 06:52:49 PMbecause when I went to it I was more taken aback by the total lack of good writing and continuity moreso than I was about the sex.
I should hope so. That was unbelievably bad. The odd thing is that it seems like this was actually written by an adult, rather that a 13-year old who couldn't know any better, judging from the lack of scatological stuff.
Quote from: Damaris on April 27, 2007, 09:53:30 PMThose thighs will sure make you gasp.... lmao.
They won't? I could imagine a single fingernail across it might make *me* gasp. Maybe it's a man thing?
Quote from: Darkmoon on April 27, 2007, 09:58:52 PMIt never occurred to be that I could torment a labia...
I am reminded of this quote:
Her wet, slippery lips are always shown slightly parted, as if waiting to receive a tongue or a more famous part of the male anatomy. Her lips are slimy and baby pink -- unpleasantly reminiscent of moist labia.
And that was just Eye Weekly's review of Ally McBeal (http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_04.23.98/plus/necro.html). I wonder if ``labia lips'' is a proper schoolyard taunt. (yes, labia means lips in Latin. Take it up with Eye Weekly)
Quote from: Darkmoon on April 27, 2007, 09:58:52 PMAlthough, come to think of it, I'd don't normally run across random labia during my day-to-day.
Sure you do! You just can't see them.
Quote from: RJ on April 27, 2007, 10:02:30 PMThe fic is horrendous.
But I've still seen worse.
Well, did you see the peanus (http://www.kibo.com/exegesis/index.shtml#PEANUS) porn story?
Also...rejected by Penthouse Letters (http://www.brunching.com/rejectedpenthouse.html):
QuoteDear Penthouse Letters,
I never thought it could happen to me, but boy was I wrong. I met this woman at the church picnic and she was very attractive. Father Mylar told me her name was Carol. All the men who were unmarried certainly noticed how attractive she was, so I figured I had to make my move. Seven months later we were married, and we had relations. Wow! It really can happen to anyone!
Married and Joyful, Hartford, CN
Quote from: Darkmoon on April 27, 2007, 09:58:52 PM
Although, come to think of it, I'd don't normally run across random labia during my day-to-day.
They're pretty rare encounters. I think you have to go to Saffron City. The exp is pretty low and they tend to drop mediocre items so most people don't bother.
Usually just used dildos... occasionally, though... power tabs!
I'm not sure what's worse... this thread or the fic...
Quote from: je.saist on April 27, 2007, 11:52:45 PMI'm not sure what's worse... this thread or the fic...
Well, this thread now contains a link to Salvador Dalí's labia (http://www.abcgallery.com/D/dali/dali44.html), so that means that the thread must be better.
It may be cancelled out by Penny Arcade's labia (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/11/28), though.
This is worse than my seeing a person doing digimon fics yet the chars name is Digimon
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 27, 2007, 11:23:48 PM
Quote from: Darkmoon on April 27, 2007, 09:58:52 PM
Although, come to think of it, I'd don't normally run across random labia during my day-to-day.
They're pretty rare encounters. I think you have to go to Saffron City. The exp is pretty low and they tend to drop mediocre items so most people don't bother.
This only means that Labia must evolve into something amazing.
We're going to Saffron City, team!
Quote from: Zina on April 28, 2007, 12:31:29 AM
This only means that Labia must evolve into something amazing.
We're going to Saffron City, team!
According to do dex', with enough time and effort they turn into G-Spot...but most sources say thats only a myth or a glitch. That and you need particular equipment otherwise you end up with KnockedUp.
*hides from all the girly sex talk*
I is scareded
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 28, 2007, 12:36:04 AM
Quote from: Zina on April 28, 2007, 12:31:29 AM
This only means that Labia must evolve into something amazing.
We're going to Saffron City, team!
According to do dex', with enough time and effort they turn into G-Spot...but most sources say thats only a myth or a glitch. That and you need particular equipment otherwise you end up with KnockedUp.
I think I heard about that one. If you trade it while it's holding a wire-hanger, it'll evolve into Abortion.
Otherwise it'll just evovle into Mistake.
I think they're ground types.
Icarus, you win the Internet. I was on the floor with this. ROFL...
I think the funniest thing about this fic was just the lack of internal consistency really. Mab's supposed to be like so...randy and yet she gets "shocked" when a conquest actually initiates things.
Or something.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking while listening to this. Love the voices!
-Seth
Quote from: thegayhare on April 28, 2007, 12:37:38 AM
*hides from all the girly sex talk*
I is scareded
You've got no place to talk.
I think I could write better prawn fic, and the last time I wrote anything vaguely like a story was back in middle school, for an english class. (Where I just retold the plot to Link's awakening in my own words, but with a twist.)
(I don't count LJ or RP related stuff)
Speaking of writting, I hear a certain echidna is having a constest that potentially involves writting. I don't know why I think these two things are related, though.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY F*CKING GOD!
HHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD!
"Mab, do you know what a 69 is?"
"I'll show you!"
"...ascended.... descended do you mean DESCENDED SIR?"
TGH sorry. :< most of the best-worst fics are girl on girl because they're written by SUPERBLY inexperienced men...bad guy/guy fics written by inexperinced women usually just involve two women who happen to have dongs makingout
THAT ASCENDED THING REALLY BUGS ME
I dunno, I've stumbled across some really BAD slash fanfics. Mostly because a lot of them are written by twelve year old girls and the writing is simply terrible. I remember finding a fanfic where my favorite character from a TV show was a witch for some reason, and SOMEONE got raped, I just couldn't really figure out WHO and by WHAT.
It was pretty awesome.
Then again, I don't actively seek out lesbian fanfics, so I don't really know what sort of horrors lay there. Probably more than I can handle.
I did like how the author clearly thought every girl in DMFA was bi. How convienent.
QuoteI did like how the author clearly thought every girl in DMFA was bi. How convenient.
You mean they're not?!?? All my childhood fantasies ruined! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 'A'
Quote from: Paladin Sheppard on April 28, 2007, 04:22:31 AM
QuoteI did like how the author clearly thought every girl in DMFA was bi. How convenient.
You mean they're not?!?? All my childhood fantasies ruined! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 'A'
THEY ARE NOW. AND ARE GONNA HAVE A PANTY-PARTY SOON.
You're not invited, though.
* sits in a corner in the room, rocking back and forth *
The horror...... the horror....
In regards to the second fic...where Mab/Dan are going at it and Mab says the word "fuck"...which apparently makes Dan go "huh...I never heard Mab swear" (despite as Icarus pointed out Dan never had Mab pull off her dress and unf him either)
One would think that at that point any moderately intelligent person would go "wait...Mab is doing things that Mab has never done before...perhaps this ISNT MAB but someone pretending to be." Which of course made me expect Mab to suddenly switch into Abel mid-sex and Abel to go "HA! Now you're gay! Gotcha!" Which would have been just as un-canon...yet suprisingly more entertaining...
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 28, 2007, 04:31:51 AM
In regards to the second fic...where Mab/Dan are going at it and Mab says the word "fuck"...which apparently makes Dan go "huh...I never heard Mab swear" (despite as Icarus pointed out Dan never had Mab pull off her dress and unf him either)
Actually, I think the author pointed that out in the fanfic itself, sadly enough.
When you start pointing out the errors in your own fanfic, you know you have a problem.
I went to try and find something worse, but ended up finding a TMNT porn animation someone had made for a project...
:<
Quote from: RJ on April 28, 2007, 04:39:41 AM
I went to try and find something worse, but ended up finding a TMNT porn animation someone had made for a project...
:<
There there...*pats your jolly jestered head* Poptart? *holds one out*
Quote from: Zedd on April 28, 2007, 04:44:11 AM
Quote from: RJ on April 28, 2007, 04:39:41 AM
I went to try and find something worse, but ended up finding a TMNT porn animation someone had made for a project...
:<
There there...*pats your jolly jestered head* Poptart? *holds one out*
After what I saw, no thanks... *traumatised*
Let's see how many smilies portray my current emotions/reactions...
:< :U :erk :confused :cry :/ :x :[ :c :C 'A' :disbelief :dface D: :O :S :E :| :( :eek :blink :boggle :aack
Quote from: Hazzy on April 28, 2007, 04:54:52 AM
Let's see how many smilies portray my current emotions/reactions...
:< :U :erk :confused :cry :/ :x :[ :c :C 'A' :disbelief :dface D: :O :S :E :| :( :eek :blink :boggle :aack
your forgot :crying :yuck :blarf :nono :mad D:< >:[ >:D :censored :dribble :plzdie :youfail and :analprobe
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 28, 2007, 04:31:51 AM
... and Abel to go "HA! Now you're gay! Gotcha!" Which would have been just as un-canon...yet suprisingly more entertaining...
.. that's the next chapter? *giggle*
Nah. The next chapter was apparently Wildy masturbating in jeans to lesbian porn and Mab/Alexsi in the hallway of Lost Lake.
SENTANCES YOU NEVER THINK YOU'D SAY, BROUGHT ABOUT BY THIS FIC!
zar used to read badfics out loud as she was a huge follower of GAFF (god awful fanfiction) before it went down. also the ficbitches on livejournal. so i've had the pleasures of oh so many horrors...usually right before falling asleep. the best/worst are where the authors unintentionally do HILARIOUS things. like one had a line something along the lines of
'lara croft was fucking being fucked by a dog and god damn she just could not believe this shit'
(the fic was serious, it was not tongue in cheek or meant to be silly)
if someone finds me some other really bad (but relatively short) fics i'll be glad to do more voice filled readings. i promise to break out meatwad for an extensive voice next time. and a deep southern twang.
Try doing impressions for the voices as well... maybe some foghorn leghorn or pepe le pew.
awaiting your next "project" anxiously.
some one should sticky this.
No, I think this forum would be better of if this wasn't made permanent.
Quote from: icarus on April 28, 2007, 05:40:34 AM
zar used to read badfics out loud as she was a huge follower of GAFF (god awful fanfiction) before it went down. also the ficbitches on livejournal. so i've had the pleasures of oh so many horrors...usually right before falling asleep. the best/worst are where the authors unintentionally do HILARIOUS things. like one had a line something along the lines of
Ah, the GAFF... apparently it'll back online soon (yippee, though "soon" probably means a year from now).
I miss it though- it went down just when everyone was flipping out over my lovely Harry Potter troll fic. Mwahaha...
Quote from: lucas marcone on April 28, 2007, 08:13:25 AMsome one should sticky this.
1.) Assuming that you intended the double entendre:
NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? EW! THAT'S YHE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!
2.) Pretending the entendre went over my head:
NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? EW! THAT'S YHE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!
Edit:
Quote from: RJ on April 28, 2007, 08:48:29 AMmy lovely Harry Potter troll fic.
You are my new bestest friend.
Quote from: superluser on April 28, 2007, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: RJ on April 28, 2007, 08:48:29 AMmy lovely Harry Potter troll fic.
You are my new bestest friend.
:3 Friends are awesome.
Here's a link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/285812/ (and also, look up the Mary Sue Doll Grotto, the character made it there too)
bu...bu...but i just thiught that....i dunno...maybe iccy could do the same to other....like....fan fics and be funny and praised by all....n' stuff......nevermind. *slowly sulks back to the corner with the bad idea bears.*
*Charles writes a DMFA pr0nfic! Note: Charles 3/4 of the way to becoming a 40-year old virgin...* Mab... uhm... touched Dan in places that... uhm... did things... *reads the high school biology book again* Ok, so Mab touched Dan's p... p-e-n-ice? Darn this Latin stuff. Anyway, they got all hot and bothered... which meant they had the radiator up too high, I guess. So they went to the freezer which was cool and rubbed ice all over themselves to get aroused... and it was dry ice cuz the colder stuff is, the hotter you feel. That's whhat I lurned from Myspace. Then Mab was like, "Oh Dan! Yur so awesome! Let's do it now!" So they kissed and the stork showed up 22 minutes later with the baby! The End.
:B
Quote from: superluser on April 28, 2007, 08:51:09 AM
Quote from: lucas marcone on April 28, 2007, 08:13:25 AMsome one should sticky this.
1.) Assuming that you intended the double entendre:
NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? EW! THAT'S YHE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!
2.) Pretending the entendre went over my head:
NO! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? EW! THAT'S YHE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!
... that's a vote for sticky if ever I heard one. :-]
Quote from: Darkmoon on April 28, 2007, 08:29:46 AM
No, I think this forum would be better of if this wasn't made permanent.
Oddly enough, I disagree. :-] But then, we all know I'm twisted...
Seriously, I'm twisted, but it's not twisted to sticky a thread like this. That's just asking for trouble.
That gives me a great idea! The world needs more Death and Alec slash fics.
*Nods*
However, since I do my research, I need to find or buy a French Maid outfit, a paddle, a taser, 50 gallons of sour cream, and one pair of Dan Marino's panties. It's easier to write down personal experiences and just change the wording a little.
I think I'll start writing it by the end of today.
bweeeheeheehee.
Just got to listen to part 3. The disgust in Icarus' voice when she says "Furries." midway through it all had me rolling about on the floor laughing. :-]
(as did the idea of Death/Alec slash fic...)
Quote from: llearch n'n'daCorna on April 28, 2007, 02:55:47 PM
bweeeheeheehee.
Just got to listen to part 3. The disgust in Icarus' voice when she says "Furries." midway through it all had me rolling about on the floor laughing. :-]
(as did the idea of Death/Alec slash fic...)
I'd be up for an Alec/Death slash fic.
Alec/Death, or Death/Alec?
There -is- a small difference... :-]
Dude...Alec couldnt top a paper-bag. Even his hand would show him who wears the pants. :<
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 28, 2007, 03:22:18 PM
Dude...Alec couldnt top a paper-bag. Even his hand would show him who wears the pants. :<
That reminds me...
[Sooo NSFW (http://sexylosers.com/054.html)]
Quote from: Amber Williams on April 28, 2007, 03:22:18 PM
Dude...Alec couldnt top a paper-bag. Even his hand would show him who wears the pants. :<
Yes. Hence the mad credz available to anyone who could write a in-character, believable, and yet graphic slash story out of it. :-]
Is it reap be tiems now? :<
I'll say this much. If someone does write it, and it's not complete rubbish, I'll put it up on CVRPG.
That's a promise.
Thanks Dmoon...Will be sure make them work on a good not a bad lemon then...Honestly I give Ic two yams and a half
Quote from: Zedd on April 28, 2007, 07:31:31 PM
Thanks Dmoon...Will be sure make them work on a good not a bad lemon then...Honestly I give Ic two yams and a half
And I'm not saying it has to be good. Just not complete rubbish. ;) Some of the best porn is halfway awful, yet still decently written porn. The halfway awful makes it more fun.
Grammar and punctuation. Make an attempt at grammar and punctuation a requirement.
And have a random appearance by Richter or Cornell. That will give it an air of authenticity.
how about the captain N version of simon belmont?
Quote from: Darkmoon on April 29, 2007, 12:17:14 AM
And have a random appearance by Richter or Cornell. That will give it an air of authenticity.
Quote from: icarus on April 29, 2007, 04:51:23 AM
how about the captain N version of simon belmont?
... porno in sprite form?
Sadly, I don't have the sprites for that.
Jesusgodchrist.
Edited upon completion
IS ANYONE ELSE REALLY AROUSED RIGHT NOW? SERIOUSLY?
(Dieing of laughter the whole way through. XD)
eibborn XD i will punch you on sabrous for that.
in the face
WITH A CACTUS
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
Forsooth, my gut, it is injured! It hurteth from much chortling and merriment at the expense of some poor soul who has naught any vestige of literary talent, nor any firsthand (or even secondhand) knowledge of copulation.
EDIT: (Ok, actually, the reading is at least half of the hilarity, if not more.)
Make sure you dont put the cacti anywhere else...It's nasty :<
Why not use a spoon to hurt him? :3
Wow... just wow... that made me laugh. It also coincidentally made me register just so I could comment. I loved the commentary for the first part and gave the actual fic a very very quick scan through. I laughed... I laughed even harder when I looked to part 2 and the guy wondered why people hadn't commented :mowhappy
God dammit. I'm an English teacher. That wounded me.
I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time, I was almost in tears. I think it being porn pretty much precludes it being good. The annotations were by far the best part.
A true working class hero.