well I thought I just put this out there so here it is.
Rules.
the next poster has to put the object or thing decribed by the previous poster to some use.
The next poster gets a baseball bat
Aiyno wolf has a baseball bat
Aiyno wolf gives the next poster a baseball
Your skill in Baseball has increased to 2.
You give[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] (http://www.thottbot.com/?i=40513) to the next poster.
Aiyno wolf now has a [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker] and kills some weak critters with it.
Gives the next poster an [Epic shield]
yay! now I can defend myself from the Dakata's attacks!
the next poster, I bestow apon thee! my trusty pie launcher
Aiyno wolf has a Pie launcher
Aiyno wolf gives the next poster a Pie catcher
yay! :D *mounts it on a flatcar*
next poster gets catch pies
Aiyno wolf receives catch pies.
Next poster gets a thousand liter of cola
Yay! Combine with mentos and...
*psssssssssssssssssssssh*
Double yay! Next poster gets drenched in a fountain of airborne soda.
Aiyno wolf gets drenched in a fountain of airborne soda.
My dream has come true. *Finds a shiney coin* Another dream completed!
*takes the coin* nice quality *puts it in cab*
Next poster gets to become president for a month.
oh yay!! *brings world peace by conquering one nation at a time*
the next poster gets a free "get outta jail" card!
*gets released from jail* Yippee! With this newest lease on life, I can give back all the money I stole.
*gives the next person $1,000*
Sweet, now I have enough money to buy me a well diserved CPU, MOBO, and GFX Card. :D
The next person gets all the money left over, which is like $200.
Aiyno Wolf receives the money. Looks at it and n ever touches it again.
at an age of 206 the bankacount has grown too €1.263.345
Next poster gets €200,50
*quietly swipes the $200 when Aiyno isn't looking*
That's what you get for not giving. :wagfinger
*buys chocolate*
Next poster gets a Peanut Cheese Bar.
Aiyno wolf has a panut cheese bar. Aiyno wolf looks at Supercheese and throws the bar away.
Next poster gets to taste (lick) supercheese.
I don't got a tounge. i speak though the radio in my cab...so I can't eat :(
Next poster gets to lick supercheese then have this real cheese! :D
Aiyno wolf licks supercheese and quickly grabs that cheese and in a matter of second the cheese is no more.
The next person gets to drive ElectroMotiveDiesels!
Wooooooo!
Next person gets the speeding ticket :P *Only the insane can succesfully get a speeding ticket in a train*
aiyno wolf looks at the police man who's carrying the ticket. The police man never made it to the door. He ran away in fear before reaching it.
Next poster gets to go to London!
Yay... a two week trip on a barge is really fun...
Next poster gets to do all of my yard work while im in London.
Aiyno does all the yard work with a weed mower mech that can only wack weed.
Next person gets to help me and do a good job at it.
I'm a great gardenere, but what would a train need a garden for and how would they tend to it? I guess that's what all these 4 ft. gouges in the grass are...
Next person gets to find EMD so I don't have to do garden work anymore, as good as I may be.
im back!nice work with my yard Hazmat. *looks at railyard* holy...:blink oh my god...
Next person gets to clean up the mess in the railyard.(yes this will involve pushing frieght cars around.)
Oh! Haha, I get it. Well, I'm good with railyards as well. Those were my favorite modes in Microsoft Train Simulator. :D
Next person gets to help me with the tedious task of getting all the consists in order!
Aiyno wolf gets all the consists in order! Chaos order that is. Because Aiyno wolf believes in the chaos theory.
Next poster has to post what the chaos theory is.
right here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_theory
next poster gets free pip huggles
EMD's a cheater. :razz I don't need Wikipedia to tell me what Chaos Theory is because I <3 Michael Crichton! :D
And how am I supposed to give myself huggles?
Next person gets the Pi(m)p huggles.
*walks by in a full suit of titanium armor*
No chance in Hades, you scaly pile of teeth.
Next poster gets a large block of marble and a chisel.
*gets the marble and chisel and makes a pr0n sculpture :mwaha*
next poster gets a 100-ton mining truck
*takes the truck for a drive.......in a crowed mall*
Bwee hee hee *cough* well you can't expect me to take it to the carwash when it's not dirty...
*gives the next poster 25 pairs of leather shoes*
*Puts leather shoes in seperate gift boxes and mails to PETA*
The next poster gets a vacation to exotic Omaha, Nebraska.
Oooo what fun. I haven't been to that state yet. More steaks.
The next poster will eventually find a mention of themselves in a comic.
Nifty!
The next poster will find themself in a comic cameo!
I will be the hapless victim!
The next poster will get to be an unexpected plot point in a comic.
Woohoo! im a plot point in a comic!
Next poster finds a huge deposit of gold... on government land.
Ummm... well... I'm not sure what to say... I guess I'll risk getting arrested and take it all for myself. :D
Next person gets to take the blame if I get caught. :D
Woo! I get.... hey, wait a minute!
The next poster gets to mastermind my prison break.
Okay oaky...I just sent you a spoon...There is the plan.
The next poster can be a super hero and catch the poster above me and put him back in jail :spidey
Aiyno saves the day.
Next poster gets red skin!
oh my crikey! not again!
Gives the next poster two train tickets to Sune'nok, a city of Cubi (population is 75% vulpines [foxes])
Me receives tickets and trades them for cash. "Have I told you that I like money?"
Next poster get's a baseball bat.
Oh poopy, I wanted a cricket bat. :(
*Fails at cricket, then life*
Next poster gets pregnant. :rolleyes
aiyno looks at belly. But this...can't be. It's against nature!
Next poster gets to give birth to my baby.
Wait, how does this work? Not only am I male, but I'm of a species that lays eggs rather than live births. :meh
Next poster gets to erase biology from existence.
Gullible dear, I'm male aswel. Where just freaks of nature. Just let it slide.
The next poster gets a newspaper
Just what I needed! This pinata will be completed yet!
Next poster gets to take the first whack.
*wack*
next poster gets the second wack.
*whacks the pinata*
next poster gets to go on a date with a cubi (succubus if poster is male, incubus if poster is female).
*Puts on a long blonde wig in an attempt to pretend to be a girl in order to get the incubus*
That gift was unfair. =P
Next poster gets a giant pine cone.
*doesn't know how to use it and leaves it*
Next poster gets a one day drivers licence.
Cool, let's see... how far can I drive in 12 hours?
Next person gets a cricket bat, but they have to use it by "...removing the head or destroying the brain" of zombies. +1 Karma point if they can tell me what movie that's from.
I'm gonna guess Resident Evil, but it's only a guess.
Yay for the cricket bat! Starts Zombie-destroying rampage (except TDGH of course ;)).
Next poster gets the Koh-i-Noor.
*doesn't know what that it and leaves t where it is*
Next poster gets to pick a numer between 0 and 11
(I smite Gullible, because the quote was from Shaun of the Dead.)
-EDIT-
Ack! I got ninja-ed! But how?
Anyways, I pick 42.
Next person gets to watch me pick up the world's largest diamond that Aiyno left behind.
I take the smaller diamond, and beat you to death with it for smiting me. >.<
Next poster gets to photograph me performing CPR on HazMat, then sell it to a cheap tabloid for their cover story.
Aww... but I already had those.
I mean... um.. *cough* Yea.
Next poster gets a left-handed Azureglo Rickenbacker 4001 bass guitar.
Cool....*tunes a little* *plays*
Next poster can go to my concert and get front row seat and free rotten eggs just in case.
*sets up his hydraulic egg-launcher next to his seat and waits with a grin*
Ready anytime you are.
Next poster gets to play the two-minute accordion solo in Kio's song. :mwaha
*Aiyno scares of every one.*
I wish I could play every musical istrument like a pro.
*isn't scared off*
Since I was given the ability to grant or deny wishes, or at least that is the way that it seems from the post above, I shall say to that "sorries."
The next one shall become my apprentice.
Aiyno becomes blades apprentice..
I wish I knew what she was going to learn me.
*grins evilly*
The first thing the apprentice shall learn is to give something to the person below them. More shall follow.
*Does the happy-evil-gotanapprentice poodle dance*
The next poster shall learn how ebil I can be.
Me knows how evil blade is :erk
The next poster gets to know how evil my kitten is.
You kitties aren't ebil, I'm a kitty and I think their nice
Next poster gets a puppy.
*Aiyno has a puppy, this hopefully doesn't mean what I think it means, I can't handle the responsibility!*
Gives the next poster responsibility!
Look i got responsiblity...MY RUG~!!!! Bad Doggy! Doggy Diapers!
Next poster gets to go to the $1 Shop with 50 dollars
Aiyno spends all the money.
Next poster may drive me home.
I can't drive but...
Next poster gets to pay to get the car fixed
*eats the mechanic that repaired the car* I make people pay! I never pay myself
next person gets to drive me home in the fixed car
Hehehhe...*drives* hey we madeit home..but door is locked
Next poster can use their own unique way to get in the house...
sasam Sesemi! *Door opens*
I have arived at my house and open all me new packet things. and the next poster gets to help me!
Helps Hey what's this ting? what's that? Oooh can I have this?
Next poster can help me stop asking questions..
That's a blow up doll I got at the .....never mind..
Next poster can change the subject quickly!
I do like cherry pie.
Next poster gets an apple and rhubarb pie.
oooh...Rhubarb Pie...
Next Poster can heklp me sing, "I like cheese!" The lyrics are I like cheeseI like cheese I like cheeseI like cheese
*records Kio singing "I like cheese" and plays it over and over again* What? I'm helping.
*Next poster gets this recording and a box*
Ooo, I have a box! It's better than your box!!
Next poster gets a slighter smaller, slightlier tattier box.
uhhhh...thanks?
next poster gets a crate full of Energon...
I dunno what to do with this...
Next poster can read the newpaper....Energizer Bunny Arrested :Charged for Battery!
Hmm...."Victim claims, "He wouldn't stop hitting me! He just kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and..."
*flips the paper over and reads the last page*
"...going and going and going and..."
Wow. Long article.
Next poster gets a waffle iron, six half-empty HP printer ink cartriges, a two-year-old phonebook, and a CD of Richard Simmons' Greatest Hits.
*opens up his MacGuyver handbook*
okay so I put this here... and here... okay...
*builds an orbiting Waffle deathray from the materials*
next poster get control of this sattelite.
Cool I have control over a sattelite. Now I will force to world into dictator shi, Mine ofcaurse.
Next person gets the wacking stick of doom.
BWAHAHHAHAHA :smack Die!!
Next poster can get a pacifier.. :baby and a ninja :ninja
Aiyno looks at thirteen, Thirteen looks at aiyno. Thirteen looks at pacifier, Pacifier looks at thirteen, Aiyno looks at pacifier and pacifier looks at aiyno.
Next person get A 'be KIO for one day' TICKET.
i'll hold on to this it may be useful.
the next poster gets mini dawrf star. it's 2 feet in diamer 12K solar masses and 40K celsouns
yay now I'll put into a fusion reactor and cut off my electricity bills for the next 20000 years
next poster gets a copy of Superman 64
Sweet.....
Next poster can :dribble Oh right...Do my easy homework
*looks at homework.* hmmmmmmmm *eats it* done!
the next poster gets a tazered nipple
EEEEEWWWWWWWWW.....
Next poster gets to be in Star Wars :trooper
"These are not the Minicons you are looking for..."
Next poster gets to be in a Transformers episode...
Sweet! Kio Transform! :januscat ---> :mouser Rawrr!
Next poster can read a book :reading
Ah, Robert Heinlein, you're my only friend...
The next poster gets to write a literacy essay on Atlas Shrugged.
I didn't know that certian part of the book had shoulders...
Next person gets to go post in the Character Lounge, it's fun. :D
Squeee* Okays
Next poster get's to go into the mow lair.
gets lost i'm sorry i seem to be lost where is this? i'm lookig for the lounge?
ahh mow swarm!
the next posters gets a robot verson of and ice cream sunday
Hmm...OW! My teeth! Stupid Bolts! MMmm......ow!
Next poster can finish it for me and then get a cookie :mowcookie
oil flavored bolts and cream yummy.
the nest posters gets this left over mister fusion mark 2. not sure what it dose but hey good luck.
fusion!!! ha!
next poster gets to learnd how to make a Genki-dama
-OFFTOPIC-
Oh man, you just missed it, Jack. You could have made a time-machine out of a Delorean, :rolleyes
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I now know how to make a Genki-dama, but I still don't know what it is.
Next person gets to tell me what a Genki-dama is.
I don't know what it is, either.
Next person gets a PET (Personal Electronic Terminal) with a custom NetNavi of their choice...
ow, cool
Next poster cats a catdog.
He'll get along perfectly with my fishcat!
Next poster gets PIE!
*takes a bite*
Bleh! Cowpie!
Next poster gets an opportunity to be President of the galaxy for a day.
what would George do? i know *declares war on the darkness of a neighboring galaxy.
the next poster gets a P.E.T.
Aiyno uses the P.E.T. To Y.O.P. the F.A.'s and F.M.'s
the next poster gets a thing that acquires him to give me a picture of an alien.
*Gives Aiyno Wolf a picture of Jim Clark*
Next poster gets exclusive movie rights to my autobiography.
i own the rights but who i can i get to direct it?
the next poster gets to direct the movier
*scrabbles a script together, mostly based on tabloid reading, then wonders how in all nine circles of hell it managed to become a multi-billion blockbuster*
next poster gets a 10% cut of the profits.
Cha-CHING!
Next poster gets to be my butler.
Higgens S. Butler, at your service!
Next person gets to attend Master Reuben's mansion for a dinner party.
Cool...
Next person gets to join me. :mowtongue
YAY!! tea?
Next poster get diet carbonation-free soda
Quote from: ×HaZ×MaT× on July 13, 2006, 11:02:51 PM
-OFFTOPIC-
Oh man, you just missed it, Jack. You could have made a time-machine out of a Delorean, :rolleyes
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I now know how to make a Genki-dama, but I still don't know what it is.
Next person gets to tell me what a Genki-dama is.
A Genki-Dama is a Spirit Bomb i think...from DBZ. King Kai taught it to Goku. it takes energy from the planet and forms the energy into a ball of energy which Goku then trows at his enemy :D
and to think..i haven't seen DBZ for 3 years :erk
Wow, nice! This will be perfect as an industiral solovent!
Next poster gets to be On The Team. Because we're all in this together, guys.
Yay i'm on the team!!
Team Mow?
Next poster gets Candy and sugar to share with Xze!!
Thankies!
*takes the sweets*
Hmm....
one Jaw Crusher... plus one can of Ultra Fizz....plus one industrial strength test tube....
*pours soda into the test tube, stops up the top with the jawbreaker, shakes the tube, and points it forward*
....BLAM!
*the jawbreaker explodes out of the test tube at ridiculously high speed*
....Equals one deadly projectile. :D
Next poster gets to be in the line of fire.
*drops his sleeve, revealing a sword*
HA!
*deflects the projectile, shattering the sword*
damned cheap blade...
Next poster gets a pair of ruby slippers and the map to the emerald city.
Sells them on ebay for $.10.
Next erson gets 5%. That would come out to a 1/2 penny.
*is rich*
Next poster gets a shiney midget bike!
:D Woohoo! now I got somethin' to run over!
Next person gets to rule all of europe for a day
YAY!
* makes France part of Luxemburg *
* Declares war to the Vatican *
* has the UK towed to the mainland *
* turns Spain into an Island *
* Puts the Swedish Pirate Party in charge of Fending Off the RIAA *
* Awards \me with €50.000.000,00, and all the busty blonde Swedish young women I like *
The next poster gets my headache.
I don't want you ex girlfriend, you keep her.
Next poster gets to eat a pie.
*Leaves the pie in the fridge outside in the shed*
The next posters gets a pizza.
Yay! Pizza!
Next poster gets a cheesecake.
SCORE!!! did TGH make it? =3
Next poster gets a hug :mwaha
*is hugged*
Next person gets a figurine of Edward Elric, the "full metal alchemist"...
YESH!!!!
And Karl...you touched my tail >=3
*Maulripteardisembowl*
Next poster gets to touch my tail >:3
I'll do it by proxy, I think.
* Rowne crafts and initiates Clockwork Rowne (Adept I).
Now, I shall set my steam-powered clone on course and move away. A good distance away. I'll just take my faked ID, passport and fur-dye with me ...
Ahem.
The next person to post gets a [Gelatinous Cube].
*has her tail touched* RAWR!! *attacks*
ooooohhh...Jell-o!!
*gag*
Next poster...call..poision..control...
aw... and the tail looked so soft and cuddly, too. anyways xze, you simply must tell me your secret. women love tails like that, and getting all nine of mine to look decent is a two hour challenge on good days. oh, and poison control won't be necesary. secondary shape magic! phoenix style! healing flames!
next poster gets to help with my (well, my kitsune fursona, anyways).
Aye, what do ye require?
Next poster gets some soda
*takes a sip*
don't know really. you seem to be an expert in fur care, so I'll leave that up to you.
next poster gets to see the movie "kung fu cats vs pirates of the canine islands"
Sweet..pirates PWN ninjas...
And all you need to do is NOT BRUSH YER FUR!! and blowdrying after a bath helps also =3
Next poster gets to fly in a private jet
*the plane takes off, continues to rise, and ends up loop-de-looping straight into the ground*
BOOM!
*koff koff*
I never did like flying.
Next poster gets a sack of potatoes.
*smacks the next poster with a sack of potatoes*
Next poster gets a prophetic dream involving french fries.
I had this really weird dream. It involved something french, I think...
Oh, whatever. I never remember my dreams.
The next poster gets to share in my Boredom
boredom, like on my work....
Next poster gets exploding strawberries.
I though only cherries and pinaples did that.
next poster gets to help me find my one true love, my destiny, and a way to turn every person on this planet into furries. in that order. there's hints of a reward beyond your wildest imagination.
ok I've furrified everyone and got the reward, not let's find your love (ok I blasted the order :mowninja )
next poster gets the internet
I already have 9 internets, AOL gave them to me in the mail.
Next poster gets to manually blow on my CPU while I go shopping for a new computer fan.
Granted.
*SMASH*
oops...i used a hammer 0o
I wish i lived 1000 years ago...
tell me, are you being ebil or did you confuse this with the corrupt-a-wish topic. not that I know anyone who's done that :rolleyes
anyways, next poster gets the product of too much naruto on my part: one of the two bloodline jutsu I made up. pick heads or tails
I'd take heads if I had an idea of what you were talking about, :P
Next poster gets a tennis ball that my dog just chewed on.
ooohh..tennis ball!! *chases it, catches it and brings it back, ready for it to be thrown*
(and..er..i confusedmyself...that's what lack of caffine and sugar does to me.....)
Next poster gets to punish me for my stupidity
You have been transfered to Another Team, the Losing Team, by yourself, as punishment.
Next poster gets an intravenous drip of caffine.
CAFFINEE!! MY PRECIOUS!!!
Next poster gets a bottle of rum...if i don't drink it first.... :mwaha
Right, uh, I'll take that, since I don't think that drinking hard rum while on a caffine IV is a good idea.
Next poster gets a broken stapler.
ooohhh...*hits self with it* :erk my head suddenly hurts...
next poster gets a broken cd
oohhh...make for good shuriken...
Next poster gets to make a furrae version of the anime series "Naruto"
I haven't actually watched that, so I make Police Academy 26 instead.
Next poster gets the Oscar that I likely will win.
*eats teh oscar* yucky...
Next poster gets my Hidden Village of the Sand headband...
already got one. you got anything else?
next poster gets the other jutsu I thought up.
billbuckner gets the nine-tailed inferno jutsu. it focuses chakra into a giant sphere that splits into nine fireballs, which then proceed to wreak havoc on any enemies in the area. the best part is, the fireballs can pass through solid objects to hit their target(s) and each time it hits a substitution or a clone it splits into another nine fireballs, drawing the chakra used to create the clone or substitution.
next poster: your new jutsu is the phoenix style: resurection jutsu. it is the most powerfull resurection jutsu, and the only complete resurection techniqe in existance, in that it summons the soul into the body (which means you'll require a summoning scroll), while a special phoenix flame heals the body and mind so that they are in their best condition possible.
Yay! but i wanted the other one :<
Next poster gets a random item of mine...
oooooh...collar and chain....
Next poster gets to Join the Autobots, to fight the Decepticons...
switchblade Tranform!
next poster gets to copy the bloodline jutsu of their choice from any naruto episode.
But..i want Sexy-jutsu..i wanna be a guy!! XD
next poster gets an army of mows
cmon, xze-xze. if naruto could do the sexy jutsu, any ninja worth their headband could.
*starts training the mows in the ways of ninjutsu, hadou, and several other interesting techniques.
oh, and next poster gets to see the cross-show battle of the century: gengai vs king ki.
Erm..Genkai and King Kai?
Next poster gets a cup of chocolate velvet coffee
*takes a sip*
genkai is from yu yu hakusho. king ki is from dragon ball z. both were ... teachers, for lack of a better word, of the shows' respectie main characters.
next poster gets a reusable transformation scroll. just imagine what you want to become and the time period.
Hmm. It looks like it will come in handy soon. *Pockets the scroll*
Next poster gets this bag of chocolate coins I found.
CHOCOLATE!!yumyumyumyum
Quote from: Kitsune Ascendant on July 18, 2006, 10:18:33 PM
genkai is from yu yu hakusho. king ki is from dragon ball z. both were ... teachers, for lack of a better word, of the shows' respectie main characters.
Yes. this i know..as i am a rabid fan of both.
Next poster gets a collar and a leash from yours truely >:3
thak you Xzeliea for the leash and collar, I have perfectly diobolical use fr theese. (goes to local animal shelter and adopts a Hitler kitty).
Next poster gets psychic paper.
*tosses it in collection
next poster gets to help me exorcise these vengefull spirits.
*feeds upon the spirits, strengthening himself and creating mindless vassals to do his bidding*
Next poster gets a green lantern power ring...
now say it with me...
In brightest day in blackest night...
...No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!
FLASH!
...Ah crud. I look hideous in spandex!
*uses the ring's power to grab and put on a pair of black jeans and a green t-shirt*
I guess that's a little better...
Next poster gets a cheese ray.
*Cheese rays the couch.*
Next poster gets a ham ray.
time to HAM. IT. UP!
come, pork boy! we must stop the evil schemes of doctor spam!
next poster gets to make the animated series.
*twelve years later*
Yeesh. Took me long enough. Anyhoo, time to show this to the focus group.
*puts the disc in the player and hits 'play', then walks out*
..............
.............
*walks in half an hour later and -*
SQUELCH!
*steps into the puddles of goo that were once the focus group*
Um......
Next poster gets this evidently lethal DVD!
I'm suprised no one else has taken it.
next poster gets a nega-sphere. and 10 points if you know what book that's from.
I have no Idea what it is but assuming from the name it is large and made of metal. *gets some guys with cutting torches to break it down* Ah I love the sight of scrap in the morning... as long as its not me.
Next poster gets the pile of shredded scrap
scrap, yip..yippie
next poster gets a traction control for a bicycle
hmmm...
this is a very odd device... yet somehow familiar.
of course! I used one of these as an inversion matrix hypervole motivator for my doomsday machine! thanks for the replacement!
anyways, next poster gets the robot master ability from any mega-man x game.
Woot! Megaman yeah...wait already had that.
Next poster gets my game genie
the snes one? I have two, and neither work my my super nintendo. if only I could find a PAR. ah well.
next poster gets a chunk of blue kryptonite. yes, there is in fact blue kryptonite in the superman universe. oh, and 100 points if you can tell me what it does.
Be blue.
Next poster gets a mysterious package!
Cool, is it a boat? I bet it's a boat...
It's a... toy boat.
Next person gets an even mysterious-er package!
YAY!! it's a...*GASP!!* IT'S A NEKKID JACK SPARROW!! >:3
Next poster gets another Mysterious package :3
*opens* "Emty?" A black cat dressed in a red shirt giggles in the corner. "Tyca...."
Next poster gets a mysterious crate!
you know what... *opens the crate* Hey! its my new roller bearings! Yay! :D
next poster gets a mysterious boxcar.
OMIGAWDITSTHEBOXCARCHILDRENANDTHEY'REDEAD!!
Next poster gets King Tut >w<
puts in one of several mysterious coffins
next poster gets a mysterious coffin. not the one I put tut in though.
*puts a cryogenized zombie in it*
Yay! Now Bob has a bed!
next poster gets a chocolate energy pig!
"Ehm, yeah maybe later... :/ "
Next poster gets a pair of sunglasses and keys to the house of WAX.
*wears the glasses and burns down the house of wax*
I just looooooooooooove the smell of Napalm in the morning.
Next poster gets to live one day in the life of Tom Cruise.
Yes, this can work. Now I can abuse many poor Scientology slaves, I can spend days upon days in a beautiful villa and have it furnished by the poor sods who aren't as influential as I.
I'll have a yunnan tea, with little biscuits. Chop, chop!
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The next poster gets to pen a plan in which we shift the Earth's orbit a good distance away from the sun, thus aiding with providing a solution to global warming (those who like the heat can just cancerify themselves with sunbeds instead!).
A successful plan would result in an average of 18 centigrade in the summer months of even the most arid regions.
Right, would everyone in Western Europe jump up and down... NOW.
Done.
Next poster gets to start an internet cliche involving dolphins.
*spreads rumors that a dolphin beat chuck noris in a fight, and lets the internet population do the rest*
next poster gets a chaos emerald
Woo! I can teleport. All I have to do is say Chaos Control or something. Still, it's not the coolest of teleportation systems. All the groovy cats use the old finger-snap, be he Ganon, Q or someone else entirely.
The next poster gets a Planet Inna Box (complete with sentient life, only while stocks last!).
cool. *starts messing with the dominant lifeforms*
next poster gets a heavy repeating blaster
*Dominates the world*
Next poster gets Japanese magnetic shielding.
Hm, this is interesting but I shall reinvent these shields to protect one from magnetic forces, rather than to use magnetic forces to protect oneself. Since nobody likes EMPs.
The next person to post gets a windsurfing board retrofitted with solar sails.
...um.... right,.... what am i going to do wth this now?
the next person gets a script of beauty and the beast, complete with notes, doodles of who-knows what, and the lines for the Narrator and bookseller highlighted.
...right. I'll figure out what to do with this later
next poster gets a tribble.
don't have any clue to what this is... but it dosen't mean I can't sell it! :D
Next poster gets half the earnings from selling the tribble
puts it in his closet vault along with other shiny things.
the next poster gets a hamburger with everthing on it including a hotdoge. a friend taught me hot to make then this way.
*finds a kitchen sink underneath the buns*
yep... looks like you got everything.
next poster gets a year supply of bikini wax!
is this good on latiaum?
the next post get a met hat. (it's like a vibanum shield you wear on you head) and for people that don't know how heat mets are to kill. their hats are like trying to blast Through captan America's shield.
*Puts the hat on just in the nick of time and hides under it just as a nuclear bomb goes off. I'm safe!
I give the next poster a sense of humor.
looks at the humer chip and shrugs putting it away for later.
the next poster gets wait did i give away dash boots yet?
*suspect that aiyno gets nothing :mowdizzy*
Next poster gets a spore acount.
poor Aiyno the boots are yours you know i'm just not sure how many pair i've given away.
the next poster gets a scanner helmet upgrade, new and improved fin hidden passages ans use no weapon energy doing it.
Hey, sweet! Only one problem....I don't use any energy throwing Rolling Cutters. *Throws Item in "Useless Items" Bin.*
The next poster will receive a Queen album.....most likely their greatest hits.....complete with 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and 'Killer Queen.'
does it have seven sea of rye? score.
also all wily / light both use weapon energy. the item you throw are made form programable mater that your weapon synthesise into the weapon. that why i can use the weapon when i copy the planes and why my items of your weapon is limited but yours are limitless.
the next poster gets a wily war's history lesson.
... but but ... I already knew about Wily Wars for the Sega Mega Drive. It had the first three Megaman games which had been recreated for the platform and with improved graphics, no less. Fortunately, a number of glitches from the NES games had been removed in the process. Unfortunately, one of those glitches made a certain part of the first game much easier and I missed that whilst playing the Wily Wars. Oh how I missed it. *Cough.*
The next person to post gets the history lesson that I didn't need.
ah yes the thunder wave glitch how i miss it. oh well
the next poster gets the robogater skin. the sill thing attacked me on the way into my home.
*Takes the skin and sells in on E-bay*
Next poster gets a motorcycle, and joins the Hells Angels
*wears a vintage kraut helmet, a leather vest, and grows a handlebar moustache*
Im on the highway to hell~ yeah on the highway to hell~
*goes off to eat at a random roadside diner*
Next poster gets to be the proprietor of said roadside diner.
welcome to my restaurant. we serve all kings of food here what will you have?
the next poster gets to leave the tip
leaves some strange tjech coins. labelled 100.
Next poster steals the tip from the table not knowing how little a 100 is.
YES! Time to sell this junk on E-bay! It'll make more money than that kick in the crotch I was selling!
The next poster may, indeed, receive a kick to the crotch.... :mwaha
No thank you.
Next poster gets to see melons in RL (some day)
O.O cool xD
the next poster get a mow(warning..mow may love you to death)
ahh it's trying to eat me! ...remembers the mow's Weakness and uses his robotiziser in momens he is nude with only his robotizier and a pair of organic underwear on.
that was mean. the next person gets said mow not that i have it locked up in a living cage a bonsai tree.
Mow :mowhappy
Next poister gets a Mac
*spends the next 6 months tinkering, ends up with a perfect computer*
it can't get computer viruses.
it'll run any program for any OS perfectly.
it's imune to bugs, glitches, errors, etc. human error's impact is greatly reduced.
it will interface with AND upgrade any network.
it can even divide by zero
next poster gets the second ulticomp 2000, the mass produced version of the one above.
hey this is an antic ind great conditions thanks i've been looking for one of theses for my collection.
the next poster gets a birthday card with a 70$ gift card in it.
money :mowhappy
Next poster gets a aircraftcarrier
has flash backs to a traumatic incident that involves being blown out of the sky and spending a week on the bottem of the ocean walking to land.
the next poster gets two tickers for a one week cruse .
Cool, to bad I only have one week to spare..
I give e_voyager to th next poster.
am i in trouble?
the next poster gets a rain check. tear int in half and it will rain. one use only
*sells it to the highest bidder*
I've got other ways to do that.
next poster gets to learn the rasengan.
umm okay then.
the next poster gets to join the Eiken club
Joins the club. "Who can give me some free samples?"
is kicked out of the club.
Next poster gets to fly a remote control helicopter while hearing the song 'firefly' by Ramnstein.
listes to the misice and makes a not to buy ons og thoses Cd's
the next poster gets this can of bot shine gansint to incress laser resiens of almost any bot but 20%
That would be lovely, if I had a bot.
Next poster gets my old Addison-Fripp Model 6 Gas Mask, I'm using the Model 7 now.
*puts on the mask* "I am darthfather!" Shhhhht
Next poster gets a lightsaber.
Ooh. If I do this, perhaps if I reverse the polarity of that, move these wires there ... get rid of that, we don't need that, why would anyone need that? Install an ionic modulator here, a few mini-pistons and ...
* Rowne tinkers for the next few hours.
Voila! I have a Ulysses 31 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_31)-era energy pistol / hard-light sword / hard-light shield combination, which is infinitely superior to those old lightsabre things.
... not that I actually need them, mind you.
The next person to post gets a Ulysses 31-era energy pistol / hard-light sword / hard-light shield combination!
it's cool...
but it needs an upgrade. I'll figure out just what later
next person gets the song "polkamon" stuck in their head.
Neat trick, since I don't know it.
Next poster gets to decipher the refrences in this.
sailing on the seven seize the day tripper diem's ready
jack the ripper owens wilson phillips and my supper's ready
lucy in the sky with diamond daves not here I come to save the
day for nightmare cinema show me the way to get back home
again
flying off the handle with careful with
that axe eugene gene the dance machine
messiah light my fire gabba gabba
hey hey my my generation's home
again
*deciphers them but doesn't post it here*
Next poster gets a manual gearbox.
puts it in his vault collection.
the next poster gets this skull copter. don't worry dad will never miss it has has hundreds of them.
Now the world is mine!
Though its hard to be inconcspicuous flying a giant skull...
next poster gets to make 8 robot masters for my bid for world domination, and god have help you if they dont have crazy quirks!
cool robots! *Makes them fight eachother for entertainment*
Next poster gets an area to size usa on mars.
cool!
give me now! :(
You wished for nothing.
the next poster gets to forgive me for reacting on Leafar
forgiveness...
next poster gets a puppy wolf to love and care! XD
Gospel my get Jealous
the next poster gets the wolf pup instead of me.
I will raise it to be my familiar and friend. we will become the most elite of warriors!
next poster gets the key to the infinate planes.
*Has a bomber army*
Next person gets a scorpion battle tank
yah yah yah. or wait it wasn't attacking me? dad will rebuild it.
the next poster gets this energy crystal i picked ups in a strange world that was covered mostly in water.
Awesome! I want to collect crystals.
The next poster gets a short homily on life I've read somewhere.
philophies away.
the new poster gets a special acorn that i grew on a robot tree.
Hm ... I wonder what this does. Oh, it has a button! ... ... ... *Push!*
It's a transformer!
It's turning into ... a giant maid!
The next person to post gets this collection of clue-bats, clue-by-fours and other clue weapons which I've spent the last month half-inching.
yes thanks. tries a clue by four to his helmets and it reminds him of a item he has in hit inventory. after some searching
the next poster get 3 of my ten clueless missels
*trades them in for a smart missle*
next person gets to help me upgrade it to a hyperintelegent plasma torpedo. oh, and you get a copy of it.
well a clueless misssle is well here look (http://www.ottercomics.us/rfom/archives/rfom333.shtml)
the next poster gets a time out on the isle of ice cream and cake.
good vacation. and that's a clues missle. you said clueless missle.
anyways, next poster gets a pleasent suprise involving muffins.
Thank you very much! *smiles as he nibbles on muffins* ^.^
The next poster gains my friendship. (Now, is that a good thing, or bad? >.>)
than depends on what kind of friend you happend to be but i think it's a good thing
the next poster gets a pineapple upsidedown cake
yummy!
next poster gets a bag full of gems...
Hey! These are made of plastic!
Next poster gets a Thomas Kincade painting.
*gets and sells it to buy booze*
next poster gets a marguerita! XD
A margarita? Oh, riiiight, the next poster's margarita for the next poster who'll be drinking the margarita, that margarita?
* Rowne turns around and there's a minor explosion, accompanied by a poomf-y sound and a cloud of pink gas. He turns back holding up the margarita, now spiked with essence of Raccoon.
The next poster gets a margarita!
Adds Red Bull, drinks.
The next poster gets the damage bill caused by the mad rampage I went on due to the drink.
send it to dad's laweres who prove that bill was not one of his atemps to take over the world like gamma was.
the next poster get to play in the robo cup. brin your special poster and the blue dweeps team is though.
.... *plays*
Next poster gets a scouting mech.
ah a wolfhound. I've been looking for one of these for quite some time.
next poster gets a puma (another scouting mech)
*pokes* shiny...
Next poster gets to see my Hooters!! <3
*takes pictures* "Okay who want's light pr0n?"
Next poster gets an Ragnarock
a rock?
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g147/Rheaspenguinshop/zodiac.jpg)
HOOTERS!!
Next poster gets a cookie
Sweet. literally.
the next poster gets a glass of milk for the cookies
Milk and cookies? Who am I? Santa Claus?
*drinks Milk and eats cookies*
Eh, might as well...
*leaves a 40 foot present tied with a ribbon before going back up the chimeney*
*Opens it and it explodes* "A whatta?"
Next poster gets C4
cool i used to make some thing like this at home.
the next poster gets a pizza pie
MMMMM...Ham and pineapple....
Next poster gets to ride with Hot Shot into battle against the Decepticons...
Should be interesting.
Next poster can have a :bunny
Awwww! It's so cute! *cuddles*
Next poster can have a toad.
*licks the toad* @.@
Next poster gets a bike pump and 5 bikes in need of tire service.
ok... I'll keep the pump and give the bikes to the guys at the shop.
they'll figure out what to do with em'...
next poster gets a basket of RJ's muffins.
copy's a muffin and goes whoa and fire it into a vacant lot. it explodes with a fair amount of force.
the next post gets a pan of Mab's Brownies
Hmmm.......
>>
<<
*swallows the whole pan*
......
......
......
They're not that bad.
*starts trying to knock himself unconcious* :banghead
Next *bam!* poster *bam!* gets *bam!* a *bam!* pile *bam!* of *bam!* bricks. *bam!*
*bam!bam!bam!bam!bam!*
*builds a house*
Next poster gets a bulldozer
*knocks the house down*
Next poster gets only slightly used wall candy.
I actually had to research what this was, truly I had no clue. One would also wonder what one would do with such a thing. Wot, decals ... like I've seen for consoles and cars but now for houses too? What will these crazed American types come up with next, eh?
I suppose I should put it on something.
...
* Rowne plasters it up on the outer-hull of Xze's ship, then runs like hell.
The next person gets the punishment I would have otherwise received from an irked Xze.
*looks at xze holding a long cat o' nine tails over his sholder bound to the mast.* ok theres a 50 50 chance that i will LOVE this.
the next poster gets to peek into the doll house of perpetuial suffering......then promptly is sucked inside.
*house collapses...* I think sucking me in while being twice as large of it kind of wrecked it...
Next poster gets a FN P90
you sank my battleship! THINK OF THE LIVES YOU RUINED YOU MONSTER WIVE AND CHILDRED LEFT TO FEND FOR THEM SELVES!
the nexp poster gets a one way cruise to the center of the earth
this'll go greatly with my one-way trip back from the center of the earth.
next poster gets an unnamed sword with unknown powers.
*touches sword, sword turns everything made out of wood into ORANGES
next post gets the bow of speed.
This will go nicely with my necktie of heroin.
Next poster gets to experience the fun and excitement that only can be found in Iowa.
finnaly a pactch of mud with wich to start my campaign to take over the world! :mwaha
the next poster gets an atomic wedgeie
Luckly I have no wedgies :mowtongue
Next poster gets a 2 feet long tail (thats 60 CM)
turns around trying to see his tail and winds up running in circles
the next poster gets a part in the next Trix comercal
silly mega man trix are for kids....errrr evil rat necromancer wizards???
the next poster gets to be one of my undead pirate minions
were did you get the t-virues sigma strain (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Iris/Iris.html?43)? nonn! self drasin talkin half the planet with him
the next poster is lucky engouh to have been on vacatin on the other side of the planet when i went boom
*dances*
Next posterr gets a Particle cannon :meh and a Laser! :evar
ok apu hand all the cash over nic an...BZZZZZZZZAP
CRAP! apu? apu????? i think i over did it this time
*runs*
the next poster gets to be my lawyer
*ends up only causing more trouble for valkyn as his lawyer and ends up causing a "Guilty" verdict* Sorry, mon...
Next poster gets a full body prosthetics...* Ghost in the shell referrence*
um... okay...
next poster gets to help me find my mind. I seem to have lost it.
granted here is the brain case but it seems to be empty. sorry about that
the next poster gets a nest that i built last week when i thought i was a robin
*adds it to his vast nest collection*
Next poster gets some random automail.
and excellent full metal reverence but I'm already metal and i don't know alchemy.
the next poster gets to go to school to learn alchemy.
but I like my eyebrows...
eyebrows...pyro tendancies...eyebrows...pyro tendancies...eyebrow protectors!
next poster invents them.
Here you go...*hands Kitsune Ascendant some Eyebrow protectors*
the next poster gets to date Ryoko from the Tenchi Muyo series...
whaa she wouldn't give me a chance because shen's in love with Tenchi... though i mcue admint he is kind of cute
the next poster gets on moth free psyco theropy
That was a fun excursion, I actually diagnosed my Doctor as having several forms of debilitating insanity. It's probably not supposed to work that way but hey, I did my bit for society.
Though I'm not sure he'll turn himself into an asylum, he seemed to busy curled up feotal and singing about the tintinnabulations of the bells.
The next person gets to take that quivering mass of shattered psyche to the nearest asylum.
sorry man i tried but it was too slimey and slippery to hold on too.
the next pister gets to help me get to sleep....and be createive.
a string in the middle of the room as a envelope with the name Valkyn on it. As the envelope is remson sever darts strike with ectoplamastic paralysing/ tranquilizer. this is followed vans the ceiling gives way with with 25 pound weights falling also with the walls slide back to reveal gas nozzles and large wooend hammers on mechanical arms. in the envelope is a letter wit the words "good night." on it.
the next poster gets to quote full metal alchemist
(sorry forgot to spell check time but I'm sure some one has posted in the time it's taken me to correct that oversight_)
Crud, I'm no good with quotes...
Uh....
"Oh come on, you're kindness in a can!"
Told you so.
Next poster gets.....
Kindness in a can!
kindness in a can? thats creepy like the creeping niceness
the next poster gets spider pox
*Is killed in a fire*
Next poster gets a 3000 gram NUKE.
Dude, I can blow up the school toilet! Fight the man, dude! hehehehehe.
Next poster gets a Rubik's Pentagram.
You do realize that this is why I like you Bill, your particular brand of weirdness could be used as a throwing weapon against the ever encroaching blarghness of mundanity. Something that I could merrily toss into a Microsoft board room meeting before running like hell.
* Rowne idly plays with the pentagram thing.
The next poster gets a Billarang.
nice toy. uses it to disrupt a PTA meeting
the next poster gets to resurrect Aiyno Wolf with this helmet recovery system now modified fore organics.
hmmm...
*tosses resurection helmet in pile of junk*
I'll tend to that later. I'd write all the upgrades this thing needs, but I can hear the trees cringing in fear. needless to say, a propper resurection spell is my recomended option.
lessee... fire rune here, water rune here, earth rune... here. air rune on my palm, and were good to go. *places palm on Aiyno Wolf* RESURECTION!
...
give it a second to kick in... there. welcome back to the land of the living, Aiyno.
next poster gets a monkey buttler. I'll need it back on fridays, though.
COol
Next poster gets a sword.
i now have the sword of manna. what do i do with it?
the next posters gets a faerie walnut
Oooh, I know just what to do with this!
* Rowne plants it in irradiated soil.
The next poster gets an army of radioactively mutated fairies.
ahh zombies. proves to destroy the army like that one robot army he was built to be.
the next poster gets to preform funreal rights for the fairies.
fae of the irradiated soil, your time here is completed. may your bodies return to the soil, and your magical spirits return to the world from whence they were drawn. by the four elemental spirits, so it is done!
next poster gets a rune gate to any dimension they chose.
dose this mean that i can go home again? yes!
the next poster gets a masive sandwiche 3 feet long 8 inches high and 4 inches across.
ah. a snack.
next poster gets a copy of one of my 8 magic:the gathering decks. just pick a number 1-8
deck 4
the next poster gets a slice of the cake i just baked (now thats it's cooled) in exchasn for teaching me how to play
Sure, I'll teach you. What kind of cake is it?
The next poster will get a pin.
Uh, where's the grenade?
Next poster gets the CD Player From Hell that label-scratched half my collection before I got wise.
Hmmm.... I can taunt goth kids with this.
Next poster gets a full sized wind-up kzin.
wuzzat?
and e_voyager, you chose a red/green spiritcraft deck. (ps, email me if you want to know the actual cards in that deck to build it yourself)
oh, and next poster gets to help me find this one wallpaper pic from two kinds (http://www.2kinds.com). it's this one with a childhood flora sitting with a butterfly on her nose and its cuteness levels exceed anything ever seen before it.
I don't get anything. :[
Next poster gets my 500th post.
look again. I edited it as quick as I could...
next poster gets to explain why the anti-post-ninja thing doesn't catch edited posts or warn when there's a post while you're editing yours.
and so in conclusion that is why the red text appers to tell you that you need to rethink your post.
the next poster gets to arm wrester tony tony chopper. you you win you get free health care if you lose well at least you kept your limbs
Karl Wins...arm fatality!
next poster gets to see My version of Metal Sonic...the Maximal version...(can anybody say Transformers/ Sonic the hedgehog crossover?)
been there done that directer the move. after all it was all my fault that egg man found the transformes universe or did they crashed into sonices? i forget if was 5000 years ago they way i remember things
the next poster gets to see sonic's quest for power (http://1211.txmafia.com/)
Seen it...
next poster gets to help the Maximals known as metal triple threat (Metal Sonic, Steel Tails, Iron Knuckles) and Sonic face off against Eggman and the Predacons...
gospel boost! thunder wave strike!
the next poster gets to see the finial of sonic's quest for power (http://androcity.com/~sqfp/movies/3pt4.html) part 4 of part 3. be warned it is pg 13 fore violence and language
*watches*
ext poster gets a MotorBike
now i'm a total biker bot. thanks.
the next poster gets on new super power. opens a box of power orbs for them to chose from.
I choose the fish ray! My enemies will cower before my ability to cover them with stinky fish, mwahahahaha!!!
Next poster gets "fished".
there's something fishy about your power.
next poster gets to fish me out of this mess.
*starts to cheat on the fishing like Zelda: OOT*
next poster gets Mab's brownies
cool...*leaves them in front of some guys house.*
next person gets to videotape his horror when he opens the door.
looks as the impassive robotice frowns and watches as he says, i though i gave these away already. nice tape you really got me there
the next poster gets a free trial membership in the polar bear club. next meeting in the Chicago river December 4. bring your swim suit.
Thanks e-voyager I gave the trial membership to Amber Panyko as an engagement gift for her and her betrothed. I'm sure she'll get more use out of it than me.
Next person gets a cookie baked in the fires of hell!
This cookie sucks. It's all burnt and crap. And there's blood on it.
Next poster gets a prize box with free cereal.
he never could bake oh well
wow! a prize box whast with all the cerlasi in the way. oh wow a decoger right.
the next poster gets a secret message
Wow, cool! Did you guys know that the guy who killed Kennedy was HBGTUIOEYUIRQWEPYOPWETYQW
Due to events beyond our control, the contunuation of this message could not occur.
In unrelated news, there is a yard sale at Quantico going on now, that the next poster is invited to.
gets lost on the way but wont use map quest. (100 miles form the yard sell) where is it? i know i can be that far away can it?
the next poster get to lad the spac shuttlers. good luck i have a space coloney to destory
oh that's easy, i'll just blow them up.
Next poster get scent-marked
ugg what just happened to me?
the next poster gets swimming kessions form a pod of dolphins wheart the want them or nor
but i can already swi-MY BRAIN! THEY-RE EATING MY BRAIN!!!
Next poster gets the Three Wise Ferrets :ferret :ferret :ferret
Wildy(ferret1), Biggs(ferret2), and (ferret3) that marmet from the big lebowski... you bastard.
next poster gets to feel my pain.
i'll name you misty, you chaos and you the one tring to gnaw my ankle off I'll can you Mayhem
tuyrns off pain cirtes. no thanks
the next poster gets a shiny thing to use as bait as i try to lure the ferrets back into their cages.
ooh aa paper clip! So shiny!
Next poster gets a hug.
thanks...
next poster gets a bucket. a really big bucket
Places on head, plays "November Rain".
Next poster gets sent through the Emo Machine.
yey! Actually, i hate everything, and black is pretty. next person has to marry someone else! MUAHAHA!
i chose roll !
the next poster gets as brand new car with only to lazre burns as it was carred here form the lot.
who's roll? Okaay...This car is pretty nice and the laser burns give it a stud effect. Next poster gets bratwurst.
??? i have no idal what this is ore what it is for. (roll is mega man's siter unite in the anima and the games after 7.
the next poster gets to join captaion N on a mission (thou i hate what that did to simon belmont in that show)
*kicks Captain N into a lava pit*
Huh. Most superheroes are stronger than that.
Next poster gets to be in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, or in Super Mario Bros., the Movie.
With any and all inherent powers removed beforehand, of course. (I liked that movie, and I don't want you messing it up.)
Quote from: Vaguely Creepy on August 08, 2006, 01:56:13 AM
*kicks Captain N into a lava pit*
Huh. Most superheroes are stronger than that.
Next poster gets to be in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, or in Super Mario Bros., the Movie.
With any and all inherent powers removed beforehand, of course. (I liked that movie, and I don't want you messing it up.)
Captain N isn't a superhero, he's a kid with a Zapper. You just killed a kid. Good job.
*does the Mario in SMBSS, because he wouldn't be caught dead in the movie*
Next poster gets 300 tons of week-old, stale cake left in some warehouse after the refridgeration failed.
i shall use these weapons to take down rock man once and for all. eat stal cake blue dweeb!
the next poster gets to call dr. wily and tattles that i'm being insane again
"Hello your speaking with...." DR: "Your insane come visit my clinic..." Me: "I'm in Holland"
DR: "So my first observation was correct!" Me: "..... :erk"
Next poster gets to deny my crazyness to this doctor.
flies her to the good docters. as you can see she is purely capable of.......*runs away with the reward money* sorrrrrrrrrieeeeeeeeeeeee!
the next poster gets to play with toe jam and earl
i don't want to play with earl, he hurts my feelings. >.> <.< *feeds toejam to zombie* :zombiekun2
next poster gets to carry a huge sword and go on a killing spree.
*slaughters the entire sound village because orochimaro needs to be taken down a peg or two*
next poster gets to face orochimaru's wrath. but I'm not completely heartless, so here's my sword.
*uses OMNISLASH on omochimaro*(who?)
Next poster gets to sail the darkness of the cosmos. and they get a cookie if they know what that's quoted from.
How the hell do I sail in a vacuum?
Next poster gets THE OMG LEET CS:S HAX OMG
i'm sorry that language is not in my filter.
the next poster to got translate it for me
omochimaro: noun. omochimaro is a sanine on of the three great ninja of legend.
(were talking more kick but that the shredder was to the turtles the he firest me the turtles. to four of them could barley touch him and pappay had to save the day.)
so much badd english computer over heatin....... *POWIE* *goes on a killing spree due to unimmagineable strees on his mind*
the next poster has to find some sexy seductive way to stop me.
binds with with electric web chuckling you've been a bad boy now i have to spank you.
the next person gets to call a distan drill before this get even creepier fore valkyn
*grabs a megaphone and turns it on*
ATTENTION, TROOPS OF WILY'S ARMY! ROCK MAN, ALSO KNOWN AS MEGA MAN, HAS BEEN SEEN NEAR THE MINES! REPEAT, ROCK MAN HAS BEEN SEEN NEAR THE MINES! WILY HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED A FULL-OUT ASSAULT, REPEAT, A FULL-OUT ASSAULT.
SO GET THE IRON SHAVINGS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND HAUL BUTT ALREADY!
THAT IS ALL.
*watches as E dashes off to fight, turns off the webs holding valkyn, then turns to go get donuts*
Next poster gets a Bavarian creme-filled donut.
dash pas the dount not noticin it mutther. No one is going to destory tghat dweeb but me.
the netx post the the dount i missed
a dount... :mowtongue
Next poster gets a pile of Cd's
i will defete rock man with these free internet disk of doom.
the next poster gets to decain where or not they want to tape the fight or run. chose wisely
*runs, not for any particular reason*
The next poster gets the power to make people follow the rules and actually give things to people rather than make them do things or decide something.
*uses the power*
Next person gets a pile of videotapes
Und now, I haff zer final piece to ze puzzle und I shall build ze greatest Hamster maze zer Vurld has ever known!
The next poster gets this slightly used copy of the audio-book version of 'Misunderstood Boffinry in 30 Easy Steps!'.
eh i'll listen to it later.
the next poster gets a beet whistle
*uses it wisely*
The next poster gets Simon the Sorcerer's hat. (you know, cause I only mentioned that guy once on this entire forum so far.)
Huzzah! Now I have my own, personal pocket dimension, stylishly realized as a pointy hat.
The next poster gets the previous pointy hat I happened to have in my closet, one with WIZZZARD embroidered upon it.
Ummm, Thanks? *does magic*
next person gets this 5 TB (TerraByte) Data core...
fills it with porn and sells it to zig zag. who in turn hires him as a pornstar.
the next poster gets elevendy two B!&#S and one top dog (valks first work of art) complements of zig zag
sounds intersting.
the next poster gets this vile of healing elixer i got will running thone the jungle of Xanth.
Cool, Ill keep it somewhere save.
Next poster gets a chainsaw. (everyone knows that they are lying all around the city!)
copies the chain saw with his copy weapon Aws and uses it the carve a statue of roll
the next poster gets to help revive this staggering thread.
Why me?
Next poster gets mad pen tool skillz.
whoohaa. (shows off)
the next poster gets a new york Philly tofu steak
hands it to beast boy. "there ya go tofu hound"
the next poster awakes to find two people commiting a lewd act on their door step
I knew my earth-mover would get useful someday
next poster gets a furrification gun
Sweet! *turns himself into a fur...a fox cubi*
Oh yeah!
Next poster gets to be the next fighter in a "Mortal Kombat" tournement...
is disqualified for not being mortal.
the next poster gets a poster of *ruffles then the names in a hat "Boy George" ... who's that?
Eh, the first season of the show was pretty funny, but then it got kind of dumb...-er.
*eats the poster*
Next poster gets a bucket of Peruvian death peppers.
Muahaha! I am immune to this death because I can pick them up with sporks! Sporks burn all unholiness!
Next poster gets turned into a paramecium
sither awya form fan giles. "I am not and elder god!"
the nex poster gets thens to the rabbid fans as a distraction while i escape.
*Sets Mr. T in front of fans*
HAHA the awesomeness of Mr. T will confuse the fans, for tehy cannot handle the awesomeness!
They next poster gets the blades of chaos burnt into their flesh.
fSHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...
aww man, you burnt it!
I knew we shouldnt have used chaos too cook this flesh I bought from the market.
Next poster gets the mummified remains of Vladimir Lenin
puts in vault.
the next poster gets tikes to see the band in titanium rhapsody (http://www.flashplayer.com/music/megaman-titaniumrhapsody.html)
I don't know what tikes are, so I'll give them to the next person.
The next person also recieves, a large bag of trail mix! With M&M's, raisins, sliced almonds, other assorted nuts, Reeses Pieces, etc...
*sorts trail mix* haha! it is no longer a mix! Now it is trail organized! Next poster gets to have a twinkie smite them :U
you call that smiting? you're soft. get our of here before i go all botector on you.
the next poster gets a trip into the negaverse. beware the queen
well that was fun.... the queen is actually quite nice if you treat her right ;)
the next poster gets irradiated by my next big scientific discovery!
wow, that's very inter-*zap*....owwies...next poster gets to bring me a bandaid
I get to give you something? That means you get two things, you greedy little... *ahem*
Next poster gets a Valuable Learning Experience involving a 9-iron.
i leans they a 9 iron is no match for a forte buster.
the next poster gets this cake i baked to day so it won't go to waste.
yey! cake! *takes bite* AH THE SWEETNESS! IT BURNS! BUT IT'S SO GOOD! the next poster *chomp* gets to try and *chomp* take this yummy cake from me!
Hmm. Time for another valuable 9-iron lesson, methinks.
Next poster gets to wait for my game loading times for me.
wait.s grrr, waits, grrr, wait "F-buster!" sighs "sorry i don't have time waiting skills for this old tech"
the next poster gets to replace that system i just blew away
here, have a 3do! *evil laugh*
the next poster, has to marry me *muahahaha!*
Okay.
*throws on a priest's outfit*
Do you, Vanessa, take vulpesweasel to be your lawfully wedded husband?
*the woman in the bridal gown quietly says "I do."*
Do you, vulpesweasel, take Vanessa to be your lawfully wedded psychotically carnivorous extra-terrestrial?
....
That was a rhetorical question, vulpes. You don't have a choice.
Then, by the power vested in me by the forum game of "Give the Next poster a...", I now pronounce you man and Alien.
You may run screaming down the aisle.
Next poster gets to host the reception.
host in at fishy Joe's in the year 3005
the next post get to set my crab Doctor up on a date that won't try to eat him.
Uh,no. He's your doctor, you deal with him.
next poster gets a lenticular photograph of britney spears taking her shirt off...and she's topless
"my optical recpeters. they burn!"
the next poster get to take leafer to the prom.
*does so... and tosses leafar off a balcony*
next poster gets some twine, a kitten, tin snips, a sheet of plywood, three pears, a stopwatch, and some random IC chips
*Creates fusion bomb MacGyver style*
Next person gets the detonate button.
press button and is disappointed and the 2 megaton blast. MacGyver sheold have paid better attention in Wily's class. 3 kittens should net a goo 5 megaton explosion
the next poster gets a grab bag. be careful if you open it.
*grabs the bag*
I think I'll save this for someone I don't like.
Next poster gets a titanium-plated waffle.
Uhmmmm...thanks?
Next poster gets a sign that reads " All your snakes are belong to us!"
I'll give this to snake man.
the next poster gets a copy of my plans for a kitten powered go cart
ZOMG! This, my dear child, is typically frowned upon in most societies!*However this is an interessting idea. Next poster gets to decide my punishment for eating the holy candy!
The Holy Candy gets to eat you! :mwaha
Next person gets to watch. :twisted
yey! I get to watch my own death! Ooh, I bleed a lot...I'm gonna need a bandaid after that.
Next person gets to calm the holy candy before he goes on a killing spree (haha. spree)
blows it into sugar grains. opp was i supposed to calm it or destroy it?
the nest poster gets a holy hand grenade. not sure what you do with it since i could never get any of the blamed things to work.
QuoteAnd Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Right. One... two... five.
Three sir!
Three! *lob*
Sorry TGH, you're the only bunny I know of! :( *EXPLOSION*
Next person gets to see if they can save TGH.
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3826/tghsavexi6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Well that was easy.
Next poster gets a very special job working for me; taking off those plastic stickers that seal CD cases at the store.
*scrapes them off with her teeth* oops, sorry ^^;
Next poster gets a pan of homemade Brownies ^w^ Made by Xze!
Yum. I'm not going to ask what those chunks are in them.
Next poster gets to answer this question that's on a test I'm taking today.
A moped is a motor-driven cycle with a motor of not over ____ CC or _ HP, has an _________ ________, and is capable of not over ______ MPH on ______ ground.
:help
A moped is a motor-driven cycle with a motor of not over 9999 CC or 99 HP, has an engine inside, and is capable of not over 9999 MPH on 9999 ground.
that was easy. Next poster to give their soul.
Karl:Sorry...It was already placed it in a vault and somebody else has the key >.>
Lilith: so if you want it, you're gonna have to go through me... :P
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Next poster gets to help me arrest Charline for devouring more souls than the limit Imposed by demon law...
Okay! I can be the gruff, overworked officer 5 months from retirement, and you can be the up-and-comming young optimistic idealist officer! Now let me go into the crime scene and not wait for backup!
Next poster gets the contents of the liner notes of Sigur-Ros' "()"
Cool, blank paper! :D
Next person gets to scribble all over the blank paper.
writes a programmable matter equation explaining hot to turn raw energy into devastating weapons of mass destruction
the next poster gets to take a tour of robot land curticy of Dr. A Wily.
Wait, your name is Albert?
Gee, that was a fun monorail ride through the future, showing the potential of machines and how they might make our lives better. I support Wily for President! ... and no, I'm not a robotic duplicate, that would be a bit of a misnomer in my case anyway.
The next poster gets a discount coupon for a transparent brain-dome skull modification at Dr. Nefarious's Evil Makeover Drive-Through.
a coupon for the transskull-what what?
>.>
<.<
*eats coupon*
next poster gets to have a yaoi comic book made after them! :mwaha
How nice...
*flips trough pages*
...oh my, I dont believe Im THAT limber.
Next poster gets tickest to go to the next Comi-Fes and buy buttloads of doujins.
as long as i can pick my costar.
??? uhm sure?
the next poster gets the second issue off the presses.
* Rowne flicks through the comic.
Eh, standard stuff. Yaoi never changes.
The next person to post gets a tequila, spiked with essence of Raccoon and Red Bull. It seemed to have amusing effects the last time around so I think it's time for a rerun.
Footnote: A transparent brain-dome, vulpes, would be something like this (http://cityofvillains.gameamp.com/modules/gallery/uploads/13536.jpg). Except there'd be a glass dome over the skull area to keep the budding Mad Scientist's brain safe from the elements.
(Had to make a quick edit there, since I thought e won the yaoi. Whoops.)
*gulp*
You had me at "Red Bull".
Next poster gets to drag me out of the room after whatever said "interesting" effects.
*drags him out of room and sits in hallway, whee you can here him snoring* Ok, anyway, the next poster has to offer their soul and their yoi book to the God of the Twinkies
But I have no soul... :mowsad or yoi book...
Next poster gets a shrine.
no, no not again! *runs*
the next person gets to studys shinto
I guess it wouldn't hurt me, since I don't know what shinto is
Next poster is eternally cursed qith nickname Kratos: God of Yiff.
:< oh noes!! my reputaion is ruined!!
Next poster gets some Dr. pepper
ZOMG, Dr. Pepper is teh best soda evar! :O
Next person gets a shiny new aluminium baseball bat. :D
*hits self* stop crying Dammit Xze!! yer not a Damn baby!!
Next poster..gets..i don't know...*breaks*
calls dad to fix Xze-Xze. and don't try to make her like techno she'll kill you if you do.
the next poster gets a tofu omelet
eh...no thanks...
Next poster gets to go to Cybertron
already own it.
next poster gets a log (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMrtcAe9bss&mode=related&search=)
Yey, a LOG! I love logs! *eats it*
Next poster gets to take me to their house so I can eat all their food :mwaha
okay, but after you eat we gotta go to the hot tub ~.^
Next poster gets a rubber ducky
OMG I love hot tubs! And rubber duckies are your everyones friend! *squeezes duck as he sits in hot tub*
the next poster gets a bowl of vulpesweasel soup
OH NOESSS!!!
NOW WE CAN'T MAKE ZOMBIE BABEHS!!
Next poster gets to make Babehs =3
Yey! I get to make babehs! Next poster gets to maek babehs too! *this is getting funny*
*Scene censored for the protection of young eyes*
Next poster gets a vat of chocolate...
*pours it all over herself* Dessrt? ~.^
Next poster gets the cherry on top
*puts cheery on top* yey! xze sundae! Next poster gets to gimme a spoon to eat this ^.~
*uses her...tentacle...to give 'im a spoon* enjoy
Next poster gets to add the chocolate syrup
*pours syrup on xze* yey! *takes bite* It's xze-tastic! Next poster gets to be the new..God(or goddess) or War! *eats xze*
*victory pose* Yay!!
but how can i be teh goddess if i'm in joor tummy? 0o
Next poster gets to solve that problem
No, you can't. :mwaha
Next person gets to ask why you would pour chocolate syrup on something that has already been drenched with a vat of chocolate.
i would ask but i know the awnder.
the next person learns how to eat fried worms
YUMMY!! Worm sandwich?
Next poster gets waffles ^^
Waffles are teh awesome, but with only syrup, no butter. :P
Next person gets some pickle flavored ice cream. :lol
OOH! bread and butter pickles?
Next poster gets...a kitty ^^
:januscat Kitty! *tries to pet the kitty* stupid no arms body...
next poster gets an automail leg
Cool, I'll sell it. :D
Next person gets my Jack in the Box curly fries that I can't finish. *hiccup*
*goggles*
next poster gets to be my mechanic
bloody what? uses a substution jutus and rigshot takes his place.
the next poster gose to school to learn shinto (a type of japanize reglous temple ) history
*ends up more omnipotent than usual*
yeah...
next poster becomes the center of the most surreal deus ex machina ever to be seen in an anime show.
not again. shivers.
the next poster gets * the sound of some thing breaking* this fragment of the Dew prism. it is a powerful and ancient relic
hmmmmm. *stabs badguy* thanks.
the next poster gets a cat girl. :wiggle
Apparently, I get a deep, dark vortex of nothingness. It's ... big and empty.
The next poster gets to fill my empty vortex with their varied things. So it becomes a swirling neosma of cultural junk!
Wooo. I've got one of those at home, though. You can keep this one.
.... I *had* one of those. Give it back!
The next poster gets to find out if a retriever will collect a stick of dynamite...
:boom apparently not
the next poster get to pick up my remains
We have the technology, we can rebuild him; bigger, better, smarter, faster...!
The next poster gets the valkyn clone I built from valkyn bits, lego and paperclips!
*poke* *crumble*
Hmm. The next poster gets the remains, swept into a neat pile, and superglued together. (his head is supposed to be attached to his knee, right?)
uhm was i supposed to use glue or nanobots? oh well he's back either way
the next person get to arrest some one for selling tainted meat (http://www.kevinandkell.com/2006/kk0830.html)
Woot! *arrests e_voyager for selling tainted meat to Abel fans"
The next person gets to bail e_voyager out of jail. Or eat him, depending on how far they think he's transgressed, and if they're an Abel fan...
peers at e through the bars"sorry man too damn broke....."
the next poster gets my sleepyness
* Rowne quickly catches it in a bottle.
Ooh, bottled sleepyness. What should I do with this? ... I'll think of something. For now, storage!
* Rowne shakes up the bottle and then drops it in Llearch, if he's not getting thermite in there, this is a good alternative.
The next person gets to deal with the repercussions. I'm ... going over there. *Hops sideways.*
Neato. Naptime.
zzzz....
The next person gets to wake me up.
plays the surprise symphony with real cannons( or was that the 1812symphony ?)
I-i don't get anything?? *sniff* *whimper* *sobs* *holds up ssign that says "The next poster gets to cheer me up"*
*(NOT ghey) huggles*
Next person gets my entire library on WMP. Including such artists as:
Audioslave
Beck
Franz Ferdinand
Gorillaz
Muse
(Mystic Kinghts of the) Oingo-Boingo
Pixies
R.E.M.
Radiohead
Rammstein
Sigur Ros
System of a Down
Thom Yorke
Three Days Grace
and The White Stripes
:D
I forgot to mention that ALL of my music is ripped in a WMA lossless format onto my computer. SO none of the crappy 256kbps MP3 crap. ;)
Is that all? Sheesh. I'd put it on my spare hdd, only it's got 30Gb of mp3's on it already... Hmm, what to do, what to do...
The next person gets to delete stuff until I have space to store it.
deletes alsmot everything.
the next poster gets pocpcorn
Sorry VW i was in a rush and left before i had a chance to check
... but I wanted to write a random cluster corruptor. *Sadface.*
Ohwell, popcorn! This'll cheer me up.
The next person gets to accompany myself and my popcorn to a 1-star rated B-Movie of their choice.
we go to a home movies call the end of everthing
the next poster get stuck in a new york traffic jame
Oh, well. At least it gives me time to recompile all my music.
The next poster gets to stand in the middle of the traffic jam with an umbrella, beating up on a taxicab.
Fight, why fight when we can sing!
* Rowne dances about with the umbrella, having decided to sing the entire Gilbert & Sullivan line in the middle of a traffic-jam, not even just HMS Pinafore. We're talking the lot, here!
There, isn't that better than fighting, people in cars? ... Hello, people in cars? Oh dear. I ... do believe I've created mass aneurysms due to culture-shock. That or my singing is just that bad. I'm offended!
The next person gets to find out the true reason why apparently the heads of everyone involved in this traffic jam have exploded.
it was a new sonic weapon!
the next poster gets a Kaiser roll
Quote from: e_voyager on August 31, 2006, 07:31:55 PMit was a new sonic weapon!
I'm doubly offended now! It's not that bad, is it? . . . is it? *Worried.*
I don't know what this Kaiser thingy is, so I'll just point it at the next poster and push its shiniest button.
Yum. *nyomnyomnyomnyom*
The next person can explain why Rowne keeps feeding me. :-)
looks as Rowne ans shrugs pointing to info on the Kaiser roll (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaiser_roll) and shrugs at the weight gaining llearch n'n'daCorna
the next poster gets a slice of Rye
Yay, that'll go well with the remaining silly putty!
The next poster gets a silly putty sandwich. With bitemarks.
Ewww. ... I bet Ochi would eat it though, that silly bugger eats everything. Wait. There! I've figured it out. Lurky is really a Dog!
I also wish to know why my vienna roll had a button. That scares me.
I have other buttons, though.
The next poster gets a big, shiny red button ~ one that links to a portal device leading to the Universe of Tasteful Scones. My most prized possession.
gives it's back. it's too valuble.
the next poster gets a 3 pound solid gold paper weight
Uh, ditto.
Next poster gets this great bargin.
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/8307/paparazziekptwseisfh9.jpg)
zowie!
next poster gets atoms of the noble gasses. and some gold too. and something to see them with.
Quote from: Aridas Soulfire on August 31, 2006, 10:37:45 PM
zowie!
next poster gets atoms of the noble gasses. and some gold too. and something to see them with.
great. mabye I can turn them in to my chem teacher for some ec.
next poster gets to rent out my psychic abilities. but not for weekends.
cool. Rents it to Alexi to make her even more dangerous and scary
the next poster gets to minutes to pray before Alexi destroys us all
'ey! if anyone's going to destroy us all, it's darn well gonna be me! got it?!
next poster gets access to a warehouse full of various types of moutain dew. original, code red, whatever they called that orange one, pitch black, bahja blast, and diet versions of the above, in cans and bottles. bottles come in 24 oz, 1 liter, 2 liter, and 3 liter. restocked every wednesday. DO NOT TOUCH ANY IN THE EAST CORNER. but don't worry too much about that. the area's got an electrified force field around it.
sounds like raiding the old mans beer supply
the next poster gets a feline support *womph* Er make that they get a helmet upgrade
Death From Above!
The next poster gets a fishy curse.
I returned home today, to find that all of my biscuits have been replaced by tiny statues of Napoleon.
Fishy.
The next poster gets a poster.
I hereby bet £3000 that someone has done that before.
a poster of queen? eh *puts it in his vault*
the next poster gets a sand castle
Yay! I always wanted a sandstone castle. *kicks it to pieces*
The next person gets a banana.
cool lets play willam tell!
the next poster gets a apple
Woot! *uses teh banana to shoot the apple off e_voyager's head.*
Ooops. Er. I thought you were taller, sorry... :-/
The next poster gets a head. Slightly punctured...
Um, cool. I could maybe hollow that out and use it as a punch bowl? Or maybe as a place to store melons?
The next poster gets legal ownership of the sun.
Use it wisely.
at last it is mine this will prove i am strongest
ah well i was just gettin use to that body as well. at leas it didn't atomice like many of them do so i guess the power supply is un ruptured.
the next poster gets a buster arm. you have to have it installed your self if you want it installed..
*thinks of how Roll uses it*
Why bother?
*next poster gets Wildy's meaurements.*
*Stores in a deep dark place, never to be seen by the light of day again.*
The next person gets to get me a cup of milk, for I'm too scared to do it myself. :cry (Cymbal Rush doesn't help.)
I dont see why not...
*gets attacked by the monster in the hallway*
AGH! HELP! HELP! ITS GOT ME! OH GOD ITS GOT ME! BLOOD!
*next poster hets to call that person that you call when ther's something strange in the neighborhood*
Neato!
Now... where's that phone number... ah, yes. *dialdialdial* Hello? Is that Miss Riding Hood? I have a task for you...
The next person gets to be the third little piggy.
*shows up at the wolf's funeral, along with the woodsman and little red riding hood* Woah, the wolf died with a dress on. There's the man who ate my brothers... All this time and he was a transvestite...
Next person gets to discover all the subliminal messages in the story of Cinderella.
It's about drugs.
Next poster gets to defend the US moon landings on an internet message board.
I give in! They were faked! Ok, we're sorry, our bad.
The next poster gets to melt the polar icecaps in order to increase the swimming pool depth a touch.
Mahs ha ha ha. burn baby bune i shall meat it all!
the next person must sit through water world if they don't try to stop me.
I can't swim worth half a damn, so I best stop him. *starts throwing rodents at E until he stops the whole ice-cap-melty thing*
Next poster gets a Wtsai.
uses the Wtsai. toe try to get rid of the rats and retreats.
the next poster gets their own log cabin minus the cabin
Ah, I can sit below writing in my log.
(well, they might have given me a cabin...)
(you hace the logs for the cabin you just have to build it)
the next poster gets the manties flip coin. not fly coin
grabs it and starts perpetually flipping.
the next poster gets a bag of sleep
I could use some sleep.
* uses all the sleep in the bag at once *
SNOOOORE
* leaves empty bag for next poster *
Woot!
*wraps bag over Widar's head to keep the noise down*
The next poster gets a Vidar wrap. Slightly deceased.
eh put it in the vault.
the next poster get the cure to 1 flesh eating disease
unleahes the flesh eating bacteria on the world. "if you all want the cure youll have to bring me 3 BILLION DOLLERS(dr. evil style)
gives the next poster a flesh eating disease
taps his metal hide. sorry i'm immune.
gives the next poster a a butterfly net.
I use the butterfly net to catch a faerie... then I secure it in one of my empty bottles.
Gives next person a cold cut slicing machine.
Turns It into a blade flingins death machine. what that was a fun 20 minutes but now i'm bored again.
the next poster gets their soul in a jar what your souls not in a jar? let me fix that for you.
oh noes! Someone quickly get a vacuum! *hugs if you get the reference.*
Next poster gets a massive collection of paper clips.
paper clips..
Next poster gets a massive collection of steel crates!
Uses the steel crates to ship some brides from China.
I give the next poster a... hug.
Woot, a hug!
... er, could I borrow one of those steel crates? I need to store some paperclips I borrowed off Aiyno...
TNP gets a chain chomp made out of paperclips and a steel crate, with Think Tank as the ball on the end...
with this i sha stop that dispicable mario!
the next poster gets a roast tofu kabob
eerrr...thanks.
Next poster gets to help Xze humilate the guy that tried to take advantage of her...(OOC: read from some other topic about it)...
Woot!
I volunteer to spread the rumour that he tried to get it on with her, but she declined because of his herpes. And scabies. And....
... what are some more good diseases we can add? :-) Or should we settle for "well, when it stinks, is bright red, and leaking from all over, even though I'm not an expert, I think there's something wrong." :-)
TNP gets to explain to the mods why we've chosen this particularly unpleasant subject to discuss. :-)
and that amber is where i need your expert opinion...
the next poster get to be my visual aid
thank you thank you and not
the next poster get to try to reassemble me before my power core overloads and destroyers half of the contantent is oh say 20 minutes.
the "we can rebuild him" gag is overused... hmm...
but I'm bored, so we're going to give you a few upgrades.
first... mega buster mark III? man, oh man is that outdated. even with the mods, this thing doesn't hold a candle to the mark XXVII. okay. now...
ah. perfect. a power-cannon compatible mod. energy missle system, ability combination, super combos...
now, package it as a shape-shift arm.
*continues mumbling*
okay. here's the list of upgrades:
piercing mod, allowing you to easily blast through multiple enemies.
extra charge level
energy missles
charge combos using missles and RM abilities.
speed booster and shinespark mods to armor
power suit module connections available for any chozo artifacts you might find lying around
shinespark combined with air dash to create a short range instantanius shinespark jump.
extended spectrum nano-sensors implanted in an exterior layer of the armor, allowing for 360 degree visibility in any spectrum band
subtank system replaced with power suit style energy tanks for greater versatility and customizability
those are the ones I remember now.
next poster gets to help me create my battle armor. you get a copy of it as well.
Yup, I'm in for that.
Let's see... cardboard, duct tape, scissors... yes, I think we have everything.
*snip* *snip* *unwind* *wrap* *wrap* *snip*
One cardboard skirt. That should do it, surely?
TNP gets to test it.
not very effective in a battl againt a robot master. thanks for the upgades kitsun but mistook the F buster (uograded with zero tes fornm X4 for a megan buster)
the next poster gets procced inot a tekkaman if they want to. my favote tekkaman man weapon? the volttekker
As I am unable to decipher the alien code, I accept it gacefully.... then throw it into the recycle bin.
next poster gets to do my homework.... English, Film studies, Spanish, Astronomy, and Nutball Science and each one has a 500- 600 word essay due tomorrow...in binary code.
Woot!
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101100 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110111 01101111 01110010 01101011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01001001 00100111 01100100 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100111 01100111 01100101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110000 01101111 01101100 01101111 01100111 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 00100000 00111010 00101101 00101001
The next poster gets to decipher that.
this (http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp) may help
WARINING! Virus detected! terminating program!
Next poster gets to arrest Llearch for creating the virus...
Hand cuffs!!
*drags llearch away*
Selling 200 boxes, find the llearch and you'll get an extra box for free!
next poster gets to pick out a box for free.
Goodie....can i have the handcuffs now?
Next poster gets a monkey
Oooohh...I always wanted my own robotic simian...(points to who gets the "robotic simian" referrence)
Next poster gets a coupon for one free genetic alteration...
Yay!
.... now what? What? Oh, the fine print?
"Not for use on cardboard organisms."
Rats. I'll just have to use it on the bananas, get them to grow bigger.
TNP gets to figure out how Aiyno Wolf managed to handcuff a box.
and that is how even without the powes of the box ghost is it possabile to cuff a box.(points to anyone when gets the referance)
the next poster get a trip through time and space to earth three. enjoy
wow...an Earth where Pokemon and furres actually exist at the same time...of cours the original Earth had to be reformatted twice for it to happen...
TNP gets to visit Earth 2, where only Pokemon co-existed with humans...
*steps through the portal*
Huh. Weird. I seem to be on modern-day Earth, everything the same.
*takes a map out of his pocket that, when he opens it, covers over three city blocks*
............"For inter-timeline travel, see section LFGDB8, subsection 76932J, paragraph HOHIM90....."
Maybe I'll just step back through the portal.
.....And now I seem to be on a futuristic Earth where everything is peaceful and most people live underground.
.....Oh, wait, I was supposed to go to Earth 2, not Second Earth.
*steps back through portal again*
*sees a Nidoking charging him*
Yep, this is the place.
Next poster gets to be my meat-shield against this Nidoking.
fires a blast tha destorys 60osn meters in a come inforne of him.
sorry i'm not meat
the next poster get to be rockmand in this battle watch the battle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tq1dNQWCXI)
w00t! I am rockman, fear me! If only I had not died in my fourth game for GBA!
next poster gets to become my slave *muahaha*
Oh dear! The classified ad was terribly vague.
Next poster gets to participate in a class action lawsuit against the element Antimony.
what do you mean that the court is not a battle feild? but but. yes i would like to hires docter Wright as my lawer since both the lawerws and the comity were vaporied but and unknow accadent.
the next poster gets to serve on the new commitie. good luck
*takes a look at the charges*
Hm..... Well, this is easy enough.
*twelve other VCs walk up to the seats*
We find in favor of th-
*pauses as # 7 is hit in the head with a Cutter Boomerang, pulls it out of his skull, then continues*
...in favor of the element. The prosecutors must comply to the counter charges of harassment and being made of elements other than Antimony.
Next poster gets to be the judge and decide what the prosecution must pay.
Hmmm...
...can't decide...
*give position to next poster along with a cow launcher*
Use it Well!
the pentlay is being launcded form a cow launcer.
the next poster gets to carry out the order
PWOOOOOOING an yerrrrrrrrrrr outta hea!!
the next person gets to be a live nide model for an art class
Hoorah! I finally get to show off my third leg in public.... what do you mean the students have gone blind?
next poster gets a JyCo Furby that says "all hail Death Bringer"
has masked rider flasbackis and then recalls power rangers that spawned masked rig\ders. Nooo!!!!
the next poster gets a subway sub
Thanks buddy!
Next poster gets this box of poptarts(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/GabrielsThoughts/cat_pop_tarts.jpg)
Eats the furry pop-tart.
...What? :|
The next person to take the dirty dishes in my room into the kitchen. >:3
When in doubt, just ask yourself what the kid from home improvement would do.
*Makes a dish catapult using only legoes, string and a catapult* Pull!
Next person gets the blame for breaking all these dishes.
passes the blames to the children form don't tell mot that babysitters dead.
the next poster gets a child's play action figure.
*Tapes a firecracker to it's head and lights it.* >:3
The next person gets to watch him BURN!!! :mwaha They also must spell the longest word i the english language (as far as letters are concerned).
Wow, this is rather entertaining, like a trainwreck.
Suck on THIS.
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WRONG! :evil: *Smacks Bill* And I don't think I will suck on it. :P
The answer was pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
The next person gets to have my little dog named Quad. :)
Your word is not in the English language. If it is, what does it mean?
*counts letters*
Hmm, something's wrong.
Your word has 45 letters, and mine has about 1900.
Quad confirmed it.
Next poster gets a superball.
a repeated word is not that same as the word itself.
the next poster gets to give Mel a slice of cake. the poor dragon-kitty is under the table again
=Gives the cake to Mel? Whoever Mel is?= Funny, I knew a friend named Melthris... ^-^
=Gives the next poster... a box of sugar pyramids.. o.o=
yumm to taste the hard work of the egyptians while contracting diabeties thanks.
next poster gets an exclusive prewiew of the next SFACR comic I'll PM you 3 minutes before its released.
=Takes and yays, now wonders what comic that is, is fairly new to webcomics=
=Gives the next poster, a scale model of the shiney rock that fighter found in 8-bit theater!=
Yes i've been looking for onw of these!
the next poster gets an autograph pictue of J.Jhona jamerson (i can'tr seem to give theses things away.
How much is it worth, I mean it's not lie I'm selling it I would just liek to k now, you know?
Next poster gets a bigger garden
Aiyno Wolf must be psychic, today i sign a release to move into a new appartment.
freaky
to the next poster i give nienty three cans of beany chilli. it would have been a hundred but i got hungry and wanted a snack
QuoteDont make me use the other end
Yum!
.. the next poster gets to strike a match.
* strikes match*
* a large ball of flames is seen in the vicinity of this thread, due to the rectally emmisioned bean-gasses that have been floating around, igniting *
* cough *
Next poster gets some of my Banana sour cream bars.
* recipe. This really works, I tried, and they are nice *
BANANA-SOUR CREAM BARS
1 cup Dairy sour cream
1 1/2 cups Sugar
1/2 cup Margarine or butter , softened
2 Eggs
1 1/2 cups Mashed bananas (about 3)
2 teaspoons Vanilla
2 cups All purpose flour
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Baking soda
1/2 cup Nuts -- Chopped
Heat oven to 375.
Cream butter and sugar in a standmixer until light and fluffy, and add sour cream and eggs, and continue beating until combined.
Beat in bananas and vanilla until combined.
Sift in flour, salt & baking soda while beating. Stir in nuts. Spread in greased and floured jelly roll pan, 15.5x10.5x1 inch. Bake until golden brown and delicious. 20 to 25 min. Cool. Frost with Vanilla glaze. Cut into bars.
Vanilla Glaze: Mix 2 Cups powdered sugar, 1/4 Cup margerine or butter, softened, 1-1/2 ts. vanilla and 2 tbsp. hot water. Stir in 1-2 teaspoons additional hot water until smooth and of desired consistency.
Gee thanks now I'm baked.
I'm planning on going to the 'Library'(a strip club). next poster gets an Library card.
Woohoo, free stuff!
The next poster get's a copy
ah the libary. i used to live ther but they would kick me out every day at nine.
the next poster gets a srcap book
*opens the book, and small, ragged pieces of clothes fall out*
...Ha. Ha ha. Scrap book. Full of scraps. Of cloth. Ha ha. Ha.
Ha.
Next poster gets to learn How Not to be Seen.
I have already learned the first rule of how not to be seen, not to stand up. However, I have chosen a very obvious piece of cover. *Explosion!*
The next person gets to find Mr. and Mrs. Watson.
...And now for something completely different.
ELEMENTARY!
The next poster gets to have a clumsy non english speaking slave who turns into a yeti if you try to upset him.
George!
Next poster gets a box of 40 Tic-Tac.
ah yess thank you.
the next poster gets to wirte a jave progral to brew a pot of coffee
Ah, neato. I've been looking for a reason to use htcpcp, as specified in the RFCs - that's Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol.
*codecodecode*
The next person gets to explain "subtle".
*Mushroom Cloud*
Well... I tried...
Next poster gets an opposite gender clone of him/herself.
hum... "well this is steanf" in stero.
the next poster gers a go borde and stones
I have no idea what it is but I like it!
Next poster gets a a pepsi free....but they are forced to pay for it.
Works for me. I pay for it, but you are forced to give the money back.
*glug glug glug*
You know, someone once told me that they found... uh, nevermind.
Next poster gets to wear Bermuda shorts.
In Tripoli.
nah they clash with my armor.
the next poster gets a blues sheils once i pry it form his hands.
handfs over a sheans with one read robotice hands still attached. here you go.
Freakin' match! *thwack*
Next poster gets a parrot that can only speak in legalese.
i now have a new lawer.
the next person gets to try out on new lawer in a case.
:paranoid *sets lawyer on fire*
next poster gets a rock for Halloween! :P
/me throws a rock at the first teacher he recognises.
next poster gets to drive the ambulance
well i'm in hour 22 of my shift but sure no problem
the next persoon gerass to fill out the police report
*fills out the report* man i hate paperwork..
next poster gets to learn the secrets of cubi shapeshifting! and turn into whatever they want! xD :mowhappy
"Step 1; Become a Cubi."
*sigh*
*throws book away*
Next poster takes out the garbage.
Why take out the garbage when you can incinerate it? >:3
Next person needs to 'save' that one snotty girl from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that fell down the bad egg chute.
k i saved her...now...*throws her into the chocolate river* :mwaha
Next poster gets a monkey :3
I already have a monkey! *Puts the new monkey in LnnDC*
Next person gets this free camera to capture the hilarity.
Mmmm, tasty camera.
Oh. Erm. Uh. Now what? Perhaps I should get Kattucino to draw another tail? ;-)
The next poster gets to shake hands with the national grid.
grids have hands? 0o
Next poster gets a cup of Coffe with extra sugar, honey and caffine...
*steals a cup for herself* :mwaha :kruger :mwaha :kruger :mwaha :kruger
..uhh thanks...
Next poster gets a cool amazing and super effective paperclip!
Neato! I swap the paperclip for one fish pen....
The next poster gets to swap the fish pen for something...
YAY!! SHIIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Next poster gets a tranq gun to try and sedate me with!!
SHA!!
/me shoots the gun
next post gets a tank
(http://halo.hq.tripod.com/Detailed_Tankie.jpg)
I shall wreak havoc across Blood Gulch! >:3
Next peep gets an M12 LRV (Light Recon Vehicle) with a mounted 30MM LAAG (Ligh Anti-Aircraft Gun). A.K.A. The Warthog.
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_3_30_2006_11_58_15/warthogdirt.jpga9932230-f5d6-4412-8796-fa134f31ed9bLarge.jpg)
-EDIT-
Woah, the image wasn't resized! :O
:U GASP....*takes tank and hugs it.* this will be my new friend...his name is bob.
Next poster gets to become Harbinger of death
WTF, no MY TANK! :evil You get the Warthog.
Heh, keep that crap. I get the Eagle Weslake. :P
*vroom vroom*
Next poster gets a free pancreas.
yey! just what ia always wanted, now i don't have to die from geostigma in my pancreas!*thud* (next poster gets the geostigma so I LIVE!
sorry that does not effect my robotic body.
the next poster gets jonvia cells.
Hmm... I wonder how Sephiroth is doing.
*goes to find one of the three brothers*
*next poster gets a seemingly harmless seltzer bottle that he accidentally left behind*
/me just leaves it over there and does not touch it.
Next poster gets a AICW :P
looks around clueless as to whats an AICW is.
the next poster gets a clue by four
Woot! I've been looking for where I left that. Scuse me whilst I go apply it to a few heads...
TNP gets a now-clued luser - ie, a mushy pile of red slime...
Pile of red slime! I shall call you bread spread!
Next poster gets 'bread spread's childeren'
red red who do i know that likes red. i know i'll give them to roll.
the next post get to curry them to roll dring the next robot war and if you hurt her *eye's glow with dark enegry* you will wish you were never programed to feel pain
* sells off red blobs to Roll as a "robotic facial mask" *
The next poster get's to write a var'aq (programming language) interpreter, in Malbolge (programming language). :bat
Woot! *writes the error messages in Klingon, and the queries in Kanji, and the debug output in Chinese*
The next poster gets to debug the program...
debugs and loaded with back doors for me to access. here you go.
the nest poster gets all the scram for a disassembler attack
Sorry, but I'll have to confiscate this for the ICPs to De-rez...
Next poster gets a disc and a lightcycle...( positive Karma point to the one who gets the referrences mentioned in both sentences)
Edit>bad spelling...but still you get the positive karma for getting the referrence, E_voyager...though the ICPs Came from the Game "Tron 2.0", by which ICP means "Intrusion Countermeasure Program"...kinda like security programs...
Edit, Again> and by bad Spelling, I meant you misspelled "MCP" as "MPC"
i will use my user power and this light cycle to free the programs form MPC
the next poster get an ear of corn
Woot! One ear of corn given to the Insane Clown Posse to make a song about.
It'll be a pop hit.
The next poster gets a grown.
vhat eez zees? I know not of zees grown you speek of! Zee next posterrr gets punished for being bad
Tee hee! *giggles*
The next poster gets the G Virus :3 :zombiekun2
Wha!? Oh cra- gurgle gurgle
"Grakk gurrr gurgle"
*Which translates into*
"The next poster gets a double edged lightsaber"
i keep telling dad i am not a sith! I am a Dark GOD! GOOD GRIF!
the next poster gets a trip into the world of peanuts
Auuggh! Stupid football!
*Runs and tries to kick the football, but Lucy takes it away at the last second*
Mmmm, Honey roasted...
The next poster gets a transdimensional portal
yeye! now i can take over the netherworld! HAHAHAHAAAA! next poster gets to become my vassal
Yeth, mathter?
Ath you withh, mathter. Ath you withh. I thhall thurrender my corputh and theathe thurruptithiouthly thtirring thingth.
The nectht pothter getth a thpare lithp.
*throws it in the trash* D:<
*gives the next poster a heart attack*
What! I - Urk! *falls over clutching chest*
*the next poster gets bit by something radioactive*
Thanks for packing it in concrete and using the train to get it here. I've seen it on my monitor, thank you! :-3
Next poster gets flowers (to stop this reign of angst and EM.)
*showers the flowers over the grave*
TNP gets a rainy wedding day.
rain? i ordered a hurricane not rain! sorry dearest. ( an Adam's family wedding)
the net poster gets a mystery box
Oh..the box...*What are you going to do Weavah? The snapper...or the BOX!*
The next poster gets a scythe.
A scythe of beef? Neato, I can uthe it for lunthheth for the nectht month...
The nectht pothter getth an ectheptionally thouthed, ectheththively thluthhy, thaturated thqueeze. And a lithp.
*looks at it* ok.
next poster gets this picture o' amber in her wedding dress, that..or you can get this cookie statue of amber..one of the 2
:U I be able to buy god now!
Next poster gets a fair share.
Aww, man. I wanted a tanned one. Oh, well, I'll have to make do. *puts it on a sunbed*
The next poster gets the bill for tanning it.
Sets the bill on fire.
The next poster gets the ashes.
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes.
The next poster gets a G-man hug. *disappears*
is reminded of gravity man.
the next person gets a space station. No don't worry about coming to it, it's on it's way to you right now. it'll touch the atmosphere in a few hours. enjoy.
Ooo...pretty space station.
*Installs stereo system*
:ipod
Next poster gets all of my emergency escape pods.
cool. *starts building a second space station with the escape pods*
next poster gets a mysterious katana.
kool a sword, i'll stick it in my hoard with the rest of the weird stuff.
next poster gets vigilantes album - the heroes code
this is for hero's i'm an anti hero. still maybe the blue dweeb can learn something from it.
the next poster gets a Nascar cap.
Yay! I get a mental shield!
TNP gets a long, sortof bent thing with a lump at the end, a cover for same, and a same.
What in Inferno is this?
TNP gets a set of Forumite plushies, including talking pirate Xze plushie...
Ooooooh! Copyright Infringer Xze plushy with Bittorrent Action! *hugs*
The next poster gets a cup of Bengal Spice tea (extra strong).
humm tea. needs mint.
the nest poster gets a pouch of wolfsbane/mint tea. i like it.;
Quote from: e_voyager on November 03, 2006, 05:36:21 PM
humm tea. needs mint.
the nest poster gets a pouch of wolfsbane/mint tea. i like it.;
Ooo...wolfsbane.
The next user gets the cookie I'm eating. :mowcookie
I eat the cookie and i use my slow-moving alchemy to turn it into doo-doo
Next poster gets a swift hit to the head with an electic guitar FLCL* style
*(FLCL= Fooly-Cooly)
Oh snap, robots are coming out of my fore-head. :B
Next peeps gets a pangalactic gargleblaster.
OH GOD MY BRAIN! ...who am I?! um what did I just drink, and why am I hearing purple? :eager DARN YOU!
Next poster gets the contents of my stomach.
ok whats in here *looks* hotpocket, hotpocket, tea, hotpocket, tea...cup? :erk, oh well, hotpocket, lightbulb ....
next poster gets popcorn covered in lima beans!
eeeewwwwww!
Next poster gets the Master Sword form the Legend of Zelda games.
wonderful, now if only I could use it like the legendary lego sword I'd be in business.
next poster gets my meesage tracking software.
Ackk Spyware!
the next poster gets a.... manta shield!
Hooray! I am now forever safe from the wielder of the deadly manta ray!
...-beam!
Hey, OW OW! Stop with the hitting!
Next poster gets a bounced reality check.
Aww, man, I just handed my last one on....
TNP gets their pet rock to snap at them.
...
THP gets a date with a cubi or demon, to whom they eventually give their soul to...
Sounds like a good trade of. :woot no soul.
Next poster gets Lupine Link as a house pet.
*Stygian eyes the former nintendo hero curiously, wondering if he can perhaps sell him to a chinese chef and eat*
The next person who posts gets one of my dark halos, in whatever colour they wish!
I want it in red :yeahthat
The next poster gets to see my red halo.
woot, ring-toss!
TNP gets to be the stake we toss the ring onto.
Get out! I'm in the...
The next person gets to see where the halo actually went...
The Halo was destroyed, but there are still 6 left, IIRC. :P
The next peep gets to know why I use the word 'peep' instead of 'person.'
Oh. That's interesting. *doesn't tell*
Next poster gets to be the scapegoat.
what else is new?
the new poster gets to eat this fruit and become a hammer
Okay... (Becomes a giant hammer and smashes e-voyager into the ground)
Next poster gets a giant Pop-Tart.
(sigh my one piece reface did not go over well. any one who eats certain fruit becomes a hammer in the water. oh well )happy tummy.
the next post gets the lovely gold shackles as the go on trial in mount nevermind.
Cool, I've never been to Mt. Nevermind.
The next poster gets a Super Famicom emulator that runs on Windows XP and a ROM of his/her choice.
Chrono Trigger, here I come...
The next poster gets a Rye, Cornbeef, and swiss cheese sammich.
*munch munch*
Next poster gets to expect the Spanish Inquisition.
Wow. I didn't expect that. I'll keep that one...
The next poster gets a nice red uniform and a stylish hat to go with it.
*Wears the thing*
next poster gets an umbrella
good thing too...because it's raining here!
Next person gets a DMFA plushie of his/her choice...
... How do you know what the plushie chose?
TNP gets a slightly overweight java application. In the same way that the Pacific Ocean is slightly damp...
*timed out: connection full*
The next person gets an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.
Well, I didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition.
.. nice comfy chair, though.
TNP gets a slice of cheese, and a Monty Python sketch.
Yay Python! But I'm lactose intolerant.
Next poster gets macaroni & cheese made from the cheese slice.
Yum!
Well, that worked out well for all involved, didn't it? :-)
TNP gets to wash the dishes.
*mutters sourly*
The next person gets the eyeballs that I rip from here ---> http://clockworkmansion.com/forum/index.php?topic=1504.0
(how the hell do you embed those adresses?)
uses the clean dishes for skeet shooting. "the dishes are done"
ninja-ed. well done. *puts the eyeball in his collection
the next poster gets and missile whale.
edit my mistake it is a Torpedo whale (http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/Old/Ramnesis/index.php?num=1) not a missile whale
Well the whale that was once a missile really wishes it was a not crashing into the ground.... How unfortunate my whale misssile has kerspated poor e-voyager, oh well.
Next poster gets to reassemble e-voyager into whatver form they want. I think he's hand made from legos or something.
A locomotive. How about an EMD BL-2?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMD_BL2
TNP gets to figure out how to move this newly formed, annoyingly heavy, locomotive. (Keep in mind that I forgot to build tracks. >:3)
Meh...the nuclear explosion moved the thing into the atmosphere. :boogie :mwaha
Don't look at me, you asked me to figure out a way to move the damn thing.
The next poster gets the deed to the crater I just formed.
sweet! this is bigger than the crater in New Mexico, if only the radiation wasn't a hinderance.
Next poster gets mutated by cosmic rays.
Great, now I can add time-traveling to my list of powers...
next poster gets busted by Section 9 from the "Ghost in the Shell" anime.
I've just waited for this day... But why?! I didn't commit any cyber-crime! All I did was steal minds and bodies!
The next person who posts gets a very comfy chair.
Mmmm... comfy chair...
Zzzz...
Wait, wuzzat? Oh.
Next poster gets a trained ninja mow. :mowninja
mow. go eat the dagger ninjannihilator Broke on my chaise. also if it's more then 5 mintues between post how does that count as a ninja strike? i'm inhabiting a war machine not a ninja.
the next post gets to argue the case
*goes and argues his case*
TNP gets to be digitized and fight computer viruses on the net...
Yay! Digitized virus-fighting! I've always wanted to do something like that.
TNP gets to fill up the freed disk space.
Yay! I have enough drama to do so anyway... This reminds of the way I filled up th... *THUNK!*
The next poster gets to kick Stygian while he's out.
*kicks* >:3 >:3 >:3
Next poster gets to wrap him in a bag, and dump him in the Hudson River.
Let me help you with that... Wait... :erk
The next person gets Stygian's EEEEYES!
Jeepers Creepers, where'd I get these peepers?
The next poster gets some Bad Medicine. Which is what he/she needs.
perfect. just what I need to get even with that nut across the river.
next poster gets a foxsquirrel/squirrelfox (whichever it's called) from nausicaä of the valley of the wind.
Well, he's a cute little guy, isn't he?
*CHOMP*
A bit hungry though.
Next poster gets to learn Modern Major General in twenty four hours, and then immediately recite it flawlessly.
What if you fail?
I would think it very preferable (from your point of view) that you don't.
recites "it"
Next poster gets Mjolnir, the hammer of Thor, GOD OF THUNDER! And becomes an Aesir.
Nah, I'd rather have MJOLNIR Mark V body armor. :>
The next peep gets an energy sword.
take that little brother Zero
the next poster gets a clip show of zeros riser to hunter
Meh. Not interesting.
The next poster gets a temporary gender swap.
giggles evilly, Time to have fun while this lasts. Wonder who is going to be my target >:3
Next poster gets a goal to his/her/its life.
My goal is to bring balance back to the Universe...
TNP gets to date Lilith Prower's older sister, Shivana.
I don't know who either of those people are. :B
The next peep gets to fill me in.
-EDIT-
Ah, thank you, Karl. I'm looking forward to this. >:3
Lilith H. Prower is a Red Fox Succubus who has two siblings...one is her younger brother, Issac S. Prower...the other is her older sister, Shivana Prower...Shivana tends to be the flirtiest of the three, while Issac is a Serious Ninja.
TNP gets to help Issac in his training...
Cool! I get to meet the Prower family!
Next person gets a lifetime supply of lard, from Jamie Hyneman's personal stash.
*Slathers it on the inside of a pipe to help reduce friction when the CO2 canister shoots through.*
The next peep gets to be on the recieving end of said CO2 canister. >:3
Urgh. I'll be ages, polishing that dent out. :-/
TNP gets to help polish.
calls a division form dad's army to do it for him then goes to attack the wright lab complex again.
the next poster get a tone of scrap left form the attack.
Darn. It's a semitone flat.
TNP gets to tune e_voyager.
*presses a button that activates powerful electromagnets which lift E high into the air and paralyze him*
Now then, let's see... *inspects one of the fins coming out of E's helmet, then taps it with a mallet*
duuuuunnnnn....
Huh. Sounds fine to me.
*presses button to turn off magnets*
And here's your buster upgrade, complimentary with your tuneup. It'll triple your firing rate and add charge and homing abilities.
*installs upgrade*
Next poster gets the country of Soozlifix. As soon as they find it. It's not like I know where it is.
*trades the deed for the deed to Bosnia*
The next poster gets to meet the reaper that the songs here keep referring to.
Oh goody! Haven't seen the chap in ages. I wonder if he still has that kitten around.
The next poster gets a cute little kitty that has been trained to turn into a death machine with a whistling signal.
wow. *whistles* Argh! Getitoff!getitoff!urgle....
TNP gets to extract the kitten from my oesophagus.
This looks like a job for The Jaws Of Life!
* cuts into llearchys oesophagus with an oversized pair of scissors *
The next poster get a severely mascerated kitty.
Good lords! Don't tell me you're going to leave him like that, when it's a perfect opportunity to do some cruel and unusual surgery? Good that I've done things like this before... Oh, right. The kitty. *whistles and lets loose on Vidar*
Oookay. Now that that's done, who wants a slightly torn but perfectly fine windpipe and some tendons? I am going to have to replace Llearch's with cybernetics and seal up his throat with plastics and carbon filaments. Don't be confused if he sounds kinda "off" and dual-voiced henceforth.
Cool! I'm a jackal, and we consider these things quite the delicacy.
Next poster gets a screaming sunflower. Genetic reprogramming is hard to do right.
Great! It can get stuck in my throat, thereby making me sound normal again.
.... well, as normal as ever.
TNP gets an opera in scream, three sonatas and a little operetta.
chands the opera in question to fiddler on the roof Shatner style.
the next poster is force... heartily invited to attend
Your fiddling cannot harm me! I'm Tevye, @#$@!
The next poster gets a completely kosher meal.
...well. That seems wasted on someone like me. *gobbles down*
*burp*
The next poster gets a big bag of crabs heeeeere...!
*Opens bag* Aaaww, look at all the cute little crab-yeaAARGhhhh...Ow, ow, ow. A crab is olding my dose. Please ged it off.
Next person gets to help remove the crab, and also gets a pet Abra. (http://www.pokemon-france.com/jeux/images/icons_pokemon/063.gif)
Oh, that's simple. I'll set the water to boil and melt the...where'd that crab go?
Yay! An Abra! Now if it would do something besides sit there.
TNP Gets to train the Abra.
Well, it took me all of an excruciating forty-seven seconds, but I've done it.
*Ahem* Abra!
Do not sit up! Do not shake! Do not speak! Do not teleport! Do not evolve into a Kadabra and gain awesome psychic abilities that would make entire cities fall at your master's feet!
Do not recite the Gettysburg Address in Klingon!
......
......
Ta-da!
Next poster gets to come up with an idea that is even lamer than that one was.
Granted.
.... You didn't think I was going to tell you, did you?
The next poster gets a hidden desire. Only not mine.
*eyes widen* Oooooh you... Hoooly ffff... *falls over in bliss*
The next poster gets to kill them all.
yay! Wild shooting spree!
.. The next poster gets to sort them out.
foreach $victim (keys %victims)
{
if ($victims{$victim} eq "alive")
{
push @alive , $victims{$victim}
call ("ambulance.exe", $victim)
} else
{
push @dead , $victims{$victim}
}
}
The next poster gets to find a compiler for this.
Shoving it through perl gives you...
Name "main::dead" used only once: possible typo at play.pl line 17.
Name "main::alive" used only once: possible typo at play.pl line 13.
play.pl syntax OK
.. but you forgot three semicolons.
The next poster gets to ungeek us.
NOOOOOOO! My geekiness is what makes me unique! Or, at least, more so then most sheeple around here. You shall not take it from me!
* swings lightsaber menacingly *
The next poster get zapped by teh l33t-ray.
*ZAP!*
(no effect)
Wonderful. Either I am already l33t, or my plot/silly immunity works for that too.
The next person gets to be perfectly immune to all forms of silly comical releif for the next day!
Yay!
.. hang on. It's 5 minutes to midnight. You mean I get 5 minutes? What a gyp! What a ripoff! What rubbish! ...
*carries on for five minutes*
..what... hang on a second. Bugger.
The next poster gets to laugh at me.
*points and laughs*
The next poster gets to abuse the emoticons.
OMG :mowcookie :censored ÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅ :mowgrin !!! :x :dancers WRRRR :dancers ?!? :tumbleweed :analprobe O:) :O :O :cool :c :intro :bat :crucify :mowgrin :choco :chef :ninja :harley :wiggle :cvsoul ...lalalalalalala... :dancers :santa :tongue... WEEEEEEEE!!!
:kittencute
...
I hate myself.
The next poster gets a 12-gauge and a couple of Brenneckers to put in my head.
*lifts the top of Stygian's head* Wow, you've got a lot of storage space in here. A complete gunrack, gunsmithy, blacksmithy, machine shop, two cars, a truck (semitrailer), ... the list is endless.
The next poster gets to organise the search party to find me, lost in Stygian's head.
and when you find the box you know what to do!
the next poster get a burlap sack
*Takes the burlap sack and goes into his own head, catching Llearch and smothering him with it before he messes something up.*
Phew. Now, who knows CPR?
The next poster gets to save the life of a box.
Breathe, dangit, Breathe!
TNP gets a hot tub, and some creatures of the opposite gender who want to date him/her.
Opposite gender? But my char is genderle... *a whistle is heard, and Stygian turns his head*
*You can't see what he's looking at, but Stygian's eyes widen. He completely drops Llearch, his head still stuck in the sack*
I. Have. A. Date. With. Destiny.
*He's off*
The next person gets to see me leave.
I got nothing from Styg. :<
Next poster gets this.
(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/336/cat13up9.jpg)
Ooh! And, because it's on a rail, it doesn't rip the curtains. But it sheds, though.
TNP gets to clean up the cat hair.
Ah, ah, AH-TCHOO! No, I'm not allergic to cat hair, I'm allergic to monorails. Atchoo! Eww...
Next poster gets a booger in the shape of McKinley.
It's a sign! (It's disgusting) but it's a SIGN!! I think it means I should run for president.
TNP gets to pick out a suitable tie.
Woot! *ties modelincard to a bike rack*
TNP gets to figure out what we do next...
tonight we conquer the world!
the next poster gets to fill out the paper work.
... and it just has to be me, hasn't it? Bloody hell... I'll be done when you get to Romania. Don't go further east than that without me!
The next person gets a couple of Cravyen dropships full of Marines, terradynes and some aerodynes too.
I always preferred the Jaeger snipers, personally...
The next poster gets a tea of their choice.
hmm. my knowledge of tea is limited. surprise me.
next poster gets lightning saix.
*KRAKOMMM!*
Oh yeah... thaaat's good...
*KZZZZZT! SPRAK! KZZZZAP! KAROMMM!*
Oh YEAAAAH! YEAH BABY, RIDE THAT LIGHTNING ROD! OH, FUCK YEAH!
*sizzle...*
Phew...
The next poster gets a clone of a MaxBlackrabbit character of free choice as their personal servant.
evil laughter fills the room.
the next poster gets a lawyer. use them well.
Hi, Grandpa!
Next person gets his annoying Oscar the Grouch merchandise collection.
what the? *tosses it into garbage disposal*
TNP ends up being the boy-toy for a succubus...
why did i ever robotise? " are you complaining?" " no mama
the next poster gets a new york minute to grab all the change they can form this barrel of gold dubloons
Awesome! I got a quarter!
The next poster gets a Ratdog w/ a choke chain!
leaves it int the world of catdog
the next poster gets a trip to the world of mar
Edit. oops fogot that thread had been dead since it was on the page again.