30 August 2006 - Canada

[Ted Schiller]

That REALLY looks like a bottle of whisky.   

If it were made out of maple syrup, wouldn't it be more like rum?

Canadian rum.  That can only mean...Canadian Pirates!   

With regards,
Ted

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

I have a question for you. Are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of robot? Cause if you had laser eye beams, that'd be really awesome.

No, I'm just a pedant. Why do you ask?


*grin*

Incidentally, lest anyone get the wrong opinion, -change- is not bad. -different- does not mean bad. It doesn't mean good, either. It merely means it's different.
I'd say I like the new version, but, honestly speaking, there hasn't been enough of them (the maple whiskey one doesn't count, so we're at zero) to tell yet. So I'm waiting and seeing, as are we all, in the hopes that, once again, Amber will surprise us all.


Why not? She's done it every other time :-)

[topher chee]

Caveman: New Style......>GOOOOOOOD

[Rowne]

I'd also point out that without curiousity and the ability and desire to ask questions, we'd never learn anything.  Besides, I expect feeling her way around a new computer and finding new ways to do old things is a fun experience for Amber.  I know it is for me whenever I get a new computer.

[Zedd]

I dont know why new computers have tweeks too

[Zorro]

That REALLY looks like a bottle of whisky.   

If it were made out of maple syrup, wouldn't it be more like rum?

Canadian rum.  That can only mean...Canadian Pirates!   

With regards,
Ted

ARTIST: Arrogant Worms
TITLE: Last Saskatchewan Pirate
Lyrics


I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine,
I had a little stretch of land along the city line
But time went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there
And bankers came and took my land and told me "fair is fair"

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no
"Hire you now?" they'd always laugh, "we just let twenty go!"
The government, the promised me a measly little sum
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum.

Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a PIRATE on the river Saskatchewan!!!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at
large
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser,
I rammed their ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer!

A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a'quiver
Cause they know that TRACTOR JACK is hiding in the bay
I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat
He'd follow on the shoreline cause he didn't own a boat
But cutbacks were a'coming and the Mountie lost his job
And now he's sailing with us, and we call him Salty Bob!

A swingin' sword, a skull and bones and pleasant company
I never pay my income tax and screw the GST (SCREW IT!!)
Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the seas
If you wanna reach the co-op, boy, you gotta get by me!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

(*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty dog!)
(*spoken* Arrrr! Ya salty gopher!)
(*spoken* Arr.. ya.. salty bale of hay!)
Well, Pirate life's appealing but you just don't find it here,
I've heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers
They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay
And you're gonna loose your stetson if you have to pass their
way!

Well, winter is a'comin' and a chill is in the breeze
My Pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze
I'll be back in springtime but now I have to go
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico!

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

Cause it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores

When ya see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores...

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Arrogant Worms FTW!

Although I always liked Jesus Brother Bob...

[Zedd]

*claps* Bravo Zorro..bravo