I'm just drinking

[Alondro]

*Charline gets drunk on blood and beer*  Hic... dra-durn it!  I'z got th' sam wekness as me mudder... *collapses*   

[Vidar]

*Charline gets drunk on blood and beer*  Hic... dra-durn it!  I'z got th' sam wekness as me mudder... *collapses*   

* cages drunken lioness *

THE WORLD HAS BEEN SAVED! 

[Suwako]

I don't care for beer or wine, but Smirnoff Ice is pretty good.   Tastes like Squirt soda.  >snap<

Ditto 

[GabrielsThoughts]

well, let's see on the Dan mixing Wine with coffee note...

Wine causes drwsiness and slugiish typing....and the  coffe makes yo a more aware druggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggf

[Ramsey]

The AC Special:

Vodka
Mudslide
Whiskey

Alternate between shots of these drinks.



....




Don't sit next to the booze either. 

[Sid]

Some of the mixes here make me go
The Oreo milkshake actually sounds weird and silly enough to try, though...

And for Abel, I vaguely had something in mind involving vanilla vla with chocolate chips (or stracciatella...). It's not technically a drink, but the color scheme at least fits

[bill]

Just add a shot of rum, it makes anything a drink.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... But where'd the rum go? :-)

[xHaZxMaTx]

I drank it all, so shut up!

[Azlan]

... But where'd the rum go? :-)

de drain boss... de drain!

I poured it dooowwwnnn da dwain.

[Damien Holtz]

Everclear.

What about, like.... The Flaming Merlitz?

Whiskey, wine, brandy, vodka, cough mixture and a lit match?

ftw! Simpsons! *is pelted by rocks*

[Zedd]

Sweet rock tossing

[Alondro]

*Charline finally wakes up from her drunken stupor*  Oooog... gotta remember never to drink 1,000 gallons of beer again...  Hey, why am I in this cage?  Grrrrr... I'll bet somebody was doing kinky things to me while I was asleep!  That's not fair!  I can't remember any of it!  *sighs*  Well, hopefully it's on video somewhere...  I need a drink...

*Alondro offers 1,000 gallons of red beer*  Here ye are, missus. 

*Charline erf*  I shouldn't... eh, what the heck... *glug glug glug glug*  URRRRRRPPPP... 

[bill]

Anyone want a few Jager Bombs?
+ = Fun

[Damien Holtz]

 

[Ramsey]

How about a Spider Bite?

Tarantula Tequila + Red Bull. :o

[bill]

Or an eyeopener! Red Bull + Absolut Vodka!

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Black Death.

shotglass, 2 parts tequila, float black sambucca over the top. It doesn't float very well, and when you drink it, the sambucca floats over your tongue and the tequila rips it's way down your neck.

... and doesn't stop at the bottom, either. :-)

[Sid]

Jeez, the last batch of drinks makes me wonder how you guys ever managed to reach the keyboard again. One of those, and I'd be out. Like, out of this plane of existence.

[Damien Holtz]

Black Death.

shotglass, 2 parts tequila, float black sambucca over the top. It doesn't float very well, and when you drink it, the sambucca floats over your tongue and the tequila rips it's way down your neck.

... and doesn't stop at the bottom, either. :-)

I thought there was already a vodka called Black Death?

[ITOS]

I personally can't stand alcohol. It's something with the smell...

[Netami]

Try the taste. It's god awful. My friends make these fruity, wimpy drinks with like 5% alcohol and have me try them because I am not a big drinker and what happens? I get this drink that would taste good if not for the horrible burning aftertaste of alcohol. Take the stupid obligatory stuff out and just stick to fruit juice and sugar, plz.

[bill]

I do not drink ze theengs, I meerly think ze theengs up. *hic*

[ITOS]

Meh, take out the juice too. Sugar overload!