The ban game, v19

[Lysander]

Meany is banned for wanting some of those previously chewed pastries.   

[Suwako]

Lysander is banned for starting another page. 

[Chairtastic]

Tytaj is banned as a retirement present to me. 

[e_voyager]

Meany is banned for there is no retirement from this organization. you only retire in a urn or a box

[Suwako]

e is banned because I am too lazy to write his whole name. 

[ooklah]

tytaj is banned for being lazy.

[bradypodidae]

ooklah is banned because I have no idea what the shelf life of those cookies are...

[Lysander]

Brady is banned for chewing slate cookies.   

[e_voyager]

Lysander is banned because slate is delicious

[Captain]

e_voyager is banned for covering Finland in cream.

[Suwako]

Me captain is banned for sealing into dangerous water.

[Captain]

tytaj is banned because I screwed the rules by teleporting into my spacecraft.

screw the rules I am in ouuuuterrr spaaace

[bradypodidae]

Captain is banned by Crow, Tom and Joel... or is that Mike? Anyway, they want you off the station by 3 p.m. Standard Earth Orbit Time.

[Lysander]

Brady is banned on account of those unnaturally large eyes with their blinding shininess...   

[Suwako]

Ly is banned because I am too lazy to write his complete name.

[ooklah]

Tytaj is banned for.... didn't I ban you for being lazy last time too?

[Suwako]

ooklah is banned for having a name that monkeys can pronounce. 

[bradypodidae]

Tytaj is banned for it is his birthday (have a good one!).

[e_voyager]

P.B. is banned for there is no reason a sloth should look that cute !

[Lisky]

E is banned in the ocean, by big waves, gusty wind, and sand that gets everywhere

[e_voyager]

Basilisk  is banned for look looking like a massive of beef cake. it makes others feel selfcouscous don't you know

[Suwako]

E is banned because E is the fifth letter in Banned.

[That_wolf]

Tytaj is banned for being able to count. Burn the witch!

[Suwako]

That_wolf is banned because that-wolf wasn't

[Lisky]

Tytaj is banned for having 1 too many alter-egos

[SquirrelWizard]

Four out of five voices in my head agree, Basilisk is to be banned.

The fifth voice mentioned something inappropriate involving a tube sock, a gerbil, and a Hugo... as you can probably guess we don't listen to him much...

[That_wolf]

Squirrel is banned for not listening to the 5th voice.

[Lisky]

That_Wolf is banned, tarred and feathered... that is all <.<
>.>

[That_wolf]

Basilisk is banned for treason, from the British Empire.

[Suwako]

That_wolf is banned from earth and the sun preventively banned him too.