hey everybody im new.

[JackTheCubiWolf]

Yeah, and watch out for my army of killer tomatoes.

[Azlan]

As far as I'm concerned, his gun shoots rainbow colored, fluffy space meeces.  Cute little puffball meeces.

[Brownie]

Ok Basilisk, I concede.
They're not completely useless.
Might use your grenade launcher to make some doughnuts.

[Suwako]

They're not completely useless.

They can be used as bad examples too!

[Lysander]

Suppose the magic is dispelled before a gun is fired...   

[Sprocketsdance]

... There has been way too much thought put into this  I LIKE IT! 

[cruz928]

my guns and grenades are not useless asw I like doughnuts

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

ghosts= holy water. bible, priest. Priest that says the power of christ compelles you.

"Begone, thing of Evil!"
".... BEGONE, THING OF GOOD."

[Tapewolf]

"Begone, thing of Evil!"
".... BEGONE, THING OF GOOD."

Or that neat little line from Conan:

Hag: "A pittance, to protect you from evil?"
Conan: "I am evil!"

[Suwako]

You are all silly. 

[Brownie]

Yes we are, tytaj.

Suppose the magic is dispelled before a gun is fired...   

You throw up an interesting point there.
But how, pretell (Where'd the spell-check go?), would one dispell this ancient force?

Maybe we'll just forget what to say...If you're lucky.

And here's the Donuts!
*Gives donuts to all!!*

[JackTheCubiWolf]

Yea! Sugary sweetness.

[Brunhidden]

for more information on doughnuts read 'ode to a doughnut' by Jayraz, this and other fine poetry can be found in the art section


the sheer fact that poem exists is sufficient as a punchline