Oh what a wonderful japanese kids toy! (NSFW)

Ryudo Lee · May 16, 2009, 12:40:12 AM

I'm not sure if anyone here follows Gaijin Smash, but... a friend of mine pointed me to this: Mari Mokkori is a character that is marketed to kids, and is an algae man... with an erection. I kid you not. And this is marketed to kids.

(NSFW for language and obviously content)

Kafzeil · May 16, 2009, 12:55:55 AM

http://www.youtube.com/user/JeepersMedia

Check this guy's stuff. Some of it will make you say "How in the Seven Hells did THAT get onto shelves?!"

superluser · May 16, 2009, 01:25:16 AM

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the Hello Kitty shoulder massager.

Zina · May 16, 2009, 02:58:02 AM

Marimokkori is everywhere here. Kids love it. I don't understand it, nor do I want to.

He just looks so damn smug about his erection.

Lysander · May 16, 2009, 12:02:38 PM

yeah, that's just creepy...

Sunblink · May 16, 2009, 03:33:00 PM

I'm having a very hard time looking at that thing without at least smirking with vague amusement, especially after Zina said how popular this mascot is. Wow. Just wow.

Quote from: superluser on May 16, 2009, 01:25:16 AM
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the Hello Kitty shoulder massager.

Hello Kitty has been used for far more disturbing things. (Warning: pretty gross Wiki article, but I don't think it qualifies for outright NSFW.)

Alondro · May 17, 2009, 10:08:24 AM

Ick.

That is like, the anti-hotness.

Nikki · May 18, 2009, 03:26:01 AM

GAG.
Major GAG.

Quote from: Keaton the Black Jackal on May 16, 2009, 03:33:00 PM
Hello Kitty has been used for far more disturbing things. (Warning: pretty gross Wiki article, but I don't think it qualifies for outright NSFW.)

Yikes.
That reminded me of This (gross as well)

Netrogo · May 18, 2009, 10:12:45 AM

Are we really sure he's got an erection? What if he's just that bulgy limp?