Bad movies: the game

Started by GabrielsThoughts, February 26, 2009, 12:47:35 AM

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GabrielsThoughts

The premise is simple... a creative game that generates movies that sound bad, but at the same time might actually be good.  For example

Comander Keen directed by Uwe Boll <--- see  it sounds good and bad at the same time.

or

Land Before Time: Childhood's End from the director of Nightmare On Elm Street

or

Jason Feels Pretty from the producers of Batman Begins
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

Jairus

William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet by Michael Bay.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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GabrielsThoughts

Murder at Port O' Subs by Jared Fogle (the subway diet guy)

ok, I'm willing to include bad book titles in this one as well

A yellow river by I.P. Freely
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

VSMIT

Ender's Game directed by M. Night Shaymalan.

Lisky

Dune, Directed by Quentin Tarantino


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Angel

Quote from: Basilisk2150 on February 26, 2009, 11:01:35 PM
Dune, Directed by Quentin Tarantino

I'd watch it.

Hmmmmmmmmm.......

Clerks on a Plane, co-directed by Kevin Smith and Frank Miller.
The Real Myth of Sisyphus:
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
And the itsy-bitsy spider went up the spout again...
BANDWAGON JUMP!

Jairus

Star Wars, directed by George Lucas.

...
Kidding. For the record, I love all six of them.

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, directed by Uwe Boll.
Erupting Burning Sekiha Hell and Heaven Tenkyoken Tatsumaki Zankantō!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! - Amber Williams
"And again I say unto you: bite me." - Harry Dresden
You'll catch crap no matter what sort of net you throw out - Me

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GabrielsThoughts

#7
Red Asphalt from the director of Bambi 2 "oh yes there will be blood...and puppies"

   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

GabrielsThoughts

Pokemon: The castle of broken dreams  by Hayao Miyazaki
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

GabrielsThoughts

Dark Cloud: The Gay Blade from the director of Bloodrayne and bloodrayne II.... see it's funny because he got the rights to both movies 
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

information-dead

ben 10: ben hits puberty, by george lucas

GabrielsThoughts

#11
"The Watchmen 2: Pirates Ahoy" starring Jason Statham as Rorschach with a special guest appearance by Johnny Depp
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

Lisky

"Starship Transformers of the Caribbean" directed by the makers of the Saw series...


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

GabrielsThoughts

"The Daredevil vs Cyclops" directed by Kevin Smith, starring Gordon Shumway as Batman
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

llearch n'n'daCorna

Saw 7, by the folks who brought you the Care Bears.
Thanks for all the images | Unofficial DMFA IRC server
"We found Scientology!" -- The Bad Idea Bears

Draken

Yu-Gi-Oh, the Live Action Movie by the Wachowski brothers
"TEETH!  TEETH!  He's a biter!!!"
Go get'em, Jy!

Pancakes.  The evilest food thing since THOSE brownies.  You know the ones.

Currently a complete non-fan of Mab.  Say what you will, I will forever consider her the Big Bad >.>

GabrielsThoughts

Disney's Beverly Hills Chihuahua II: Chasing Rabbits ... by Chriss Angel
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

silentassassin

#17
The toy chest by M. knight Shamalama *how do you spell that last name!*

yakanaj

Fablehaven by Matt Groening   :zombiekun2

Corgatha Taldorthar

"Why I'm so Great" by Howard Stern.
Someday, when we look back on this, we'll both laugh nervously and change the subject. More is good. All is better.

yakanaj

"Why I'm so Great" by James StarRunner

GabrielsThoughts

Greg the Bunny directed by Tim Burton
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

information-dead

butterfly wings by Catherine Hardwicke

VSMIT

Wuthering Heights by Gore Verbinski.

information-dead

orange glowing stuff, by Steven Spielberg

King Of Hearts

The Spirit... by Zack Snyder

GabrielsThoughts

Avatar: the last air bender directed by James Cameron...and Miguel Rodriguez
   clickity click click click. Quote in personal text is from Walter Bishop of Fringe.

Lisky

301, the animated sequel to the 300, brought to you by Disney and Pixar


I support the demon race (usually with my hands)!   Also... LOOK A DISTRACTION! -->

Slowtini

Evil Dead: RE-DEADIFICATION, written by the same guys who came up with that game Dragonfable's plot, and directed by Quentin Tarantino

Jer-oh-me

Quote from: GabrielsThoughts on March 21, 2009, 12:27:40 PM
Greg the Bunny directed by Tim Burton

That would be bad, since Tim Burton's a producer.

Captain America by Carl Macek