...this place had a forum? *insert gasp*

[insidexml]

After briefly scanning thoroughly reading the rules of the forum, the site, and such and such, I decided to create this nifty introduction thread.





Dum dee dum dee dum.

[bill]

thanks 4 reading the rules

[insidexml]

I feel tempted to go "what rules? I just made up that whole thing about reading the rules. Seriously, there are rules? "

[Darkdragon]

Welcome. It would be extremely useful to read the rules, if you really didn't and if you did, that's great. They're found near the top of the page.

Do tell us about yourself. Whence do you hail?

[Tapewolf]

Welcome aboard.  Remember to read the rules., be good etc.  Aside from that, have fun and enjoy your stay.
I'm be kind of curious as to what brought you here.

[Lysander]

Hello, hello, hello. This one welcomes thee to this interesting place, hope you enjoy your stay...   

[Suwako]

Welcome, please fill in the required non-existent forms. 

[insidexml]

Welcome, please fill in the required non-existent forms. 

Should I fill in the non-existent forms with my non-existent pen?

Do tell us about yourself. Whence do you hail?

The PRC.

[Darkdragon]

A most interesting country. I have visited Shanghai, Beijing, Xi'an, Nanjing and also been to Golmud's surrounding villages in a humanitarian trip in 2006.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy your stay at the forums.

[techmaster-glitch]

Do tell us about yourself. Whence do you hail?

The PRC.

This poisonous site of anarchy gets past the Great Firewall of China?

[insidexml]

I would expect so, if a place such as deviantART is not blocked.

[VSMIT]

Welcome to our corner of the internets.  I've seen you in a different corner, though never spoke to you.

Try not to get sucked in by the wackiness.  And watch out for the box.

Don't ask who the box is.  You'll understand soon.  And don't say his name, either.  He can hear the typing of those particular characters from anywhere in the world.

Oh, and watch out for anyone giving you a warning about anything.  They'll use this to gain your trust, then, when they haven enough followers, they'll take over the world.

[insidexml]

I understand completely. Your instructions are not contradictory at all and make complete sense. You have been very helpful, and thus, I don't trust you at all anymore.



What corner? There's a lot of corners in the Internett.

[VSMIT]

It's another webcomic corner.  I'm a member there, but I don't post, just lurking about.

[insidexml]

That's unhealthy.

[VSMIT]

What exactly is unhealthy about it?

[insidexml]

Many things. Unhealthy things.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Yes. Very, very unhealthy things.

[ShadesFox]

For one thing, if you lurk you might run into a box!

[VSMIT]

Ah, but isn't he really bad at lurking?

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

... So? I'm not the one trying to lurk.

[Suwako]

Lurking is territory ruled by the .... less known members of this community, yes.

[Tiger_T]

*Tweet tweet*



Because I can.
*waves hi!*

[insidexml]

*Tweet tweet*



Because I can.
*waves hi!*

[VSMIT]

Jeez Tiger.  You and your twitching things.

[Tiger_T]

What?

I like to make them more lifelike for their owners...

(It's two images and a smilie between them - so they can blink at each other.)