The ban game, v13

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay iz banned 'coz I vanted Oranj, but he gave me Lemon-Lime. I shoot him with my skul-gun. *BLAM!*

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because Orange is Blue!

[Ren Gaulen]

Jay is banned 'coz I don't make mistakes of zat kind.

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because he's the one who painted Orange-kun blue.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned by the fluffy terror from the seventeenth dimension!

[Ren Gaulen]

Slowtini is banned because soon, I will become pure energy! I will burn like the brightest star!

[Jairus]

Ren is banned because you're gonna burn, all right.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because TECHNICALLY, we're already made of pure energy.

[VSMIT]

Slowtini is banned because while matter and energy are the same, we are made of matter, not energy.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because Slowtini could have been talking about our means of communication, and how we can only communicated through a digital interface: the "we" that we all know is just a signal and some binary code. Or I could be completely off my rocker.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I think that it's that second one.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because it generally is.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because that's usually the way it is for me, too.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I don't feel like coming up with something witty to ban him with.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because with age the mind is the first to go.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because age comes before beauty. And because I'm reminded of the king from The Princess Bride.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because "I'm going to kill myself after the ceremony."

"Oh, that's nice."

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned by mawwiage. That bwessed awangement which bwings us togethew.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned for doing it wrong.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I'm doing it from memory. And because you killed my father. Prepare to die.

[VSMIT]

Jairus is banned because I'm not left handed, either.

[Jairus]

VSMIT is banned because I am.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned because I just figured why you give me so much trouble. Been so long since I had to fight just one person - fighting gangs for local charities, that kind of thing. Why should that make such a difference? Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen, as when you only have to be worried about one.

*thump*

I do not envy the headache he will have when he awakes, but in the mean time, rest well, and dream of large women.

[Jairus]

Boxy is banned because it's so simple! All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the ban into his own post, or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the ban into his own post, because he would know that only a great fool would respond to what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the post in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the post in front of me. But iocaine comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the post in front of you. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the ban in front of me! You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the ban in your own post, trusting on your moderator strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the post in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is bannable, so you would have put the ban as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the post in front of me! You've given everything away! I know where the ban is!


Trivia time: I was actually compared to Vizzini in one of my high-school math classes. And I did at one point get the line "Yes, you're very smart. Now shut up" used at me.

[llearch n'n'daCorna]

Jubblies is banned, because "What in the world could that be?" What? Where? I see nothing. "Oh, I could have sworn I saw something." What's so funny? "I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours." You guessed wrong. "Ha! You only think I guessed wrong! I switched glasses when your back was turned! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less famous is 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ahahaha! Ahahahaha! Ahaha-" *thunk*

[Slowtini]

Llearch is b& because Jairus was right. I was referring to the digital aspect of our lives.

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I'm heading off on a digital trip and that's what I plan to do. Alternatively, you are banned because you might have just liked my explanation better than your original idea.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because nope, you actually got it.
</tech geek>

[Jairus]

Slowtini is banned because I'm wondering if I should start inking my drawing of Kid Jy.

[Slowtini]

Jairus is banned because if you've got nothing better to do, go for it! ;O